Sunday, December 31, 2006

A guy just drove by in a convertible with his music blaring really loud. ...bagpipe music that is. My only hope for him is that he was listening to Flatfoot 56.

I was SURE I would wake up early today like 8:00 or 9:00. I woke up at 11:00. Then I wondered if there was a third service today since it's New Years Eve, so I went to see and there wasn't. I would've been 45 minutes late anyway though. But Jacob's dad saw me on my way there, 45 minutes late to a service that doesn't exist. I'll probably hear about this later. =P

We're all going to the Meiner's for the New Year. I predict games, games, and more games. Maybe a movie too, who knows. School starts in two days. Fraculator.

Today I got a spam letter and the first name was Rosanne, spelled just like that. It was cruel, dude.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Does this picture scare you? It scares me.

Doodle Mockers! I got a letter tonight that said all of my classes had been dropped because I hadn't paid my tuition on time! I remembered then that when I registered for classes, I didn't have the money yet. The next month I did but I'd forgotten about paying by that time. Soooo I thought I was hosed. However I managed to get back in two of the classes and Spanish has replaced Lifetime Wellness. My schedule's a little looney but at least I'm in.

So I've got C++ in the morning, Spanish in the afternoon, and English at night (but only Mon. & Wed.) *whew!* I forked over the moneys too. Nearly ten bloomin' C-notes! Oh well, Solomon says riches are meaningless anyway, lol.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Don't mind my jaw, I just thought I'd let it rest on the floor for a while.

Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer
And yes, this does mean Galactus. O_O

Teaser Trailer had me worried, but now I'm stoked. Stoked? I never say that.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Darren and I gamed it to the limit yesterday until about 3:00 in the morning. It was intense. In the last battle we fought each other down to our last characters and then he won. F*res. =)

I'm making a GI Joe game now.

Also, since this is very meaningful to me, I'd like to tell you about some of Cory's religious views...
"I liek pie lololol jkjkjkjk tahts not relgisous!1"
That is all.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

So brother is getting a free Wii with no fee for Christmas, see? Can you even comprehend how jealous I am!? I would probably kill him and take it if I were 100% heartless, evil, selfish, unloving, a murderer, and a thief. Good thing I'm not all that. And a bag of chips.

I'm not usually one for posting lyrics but these Thrice ones about Peter's denial are intense, and actually listening to the song is even more powerful. If you don't want to observe them then ummm...go to the window...and stick two pencils up your nose! And then you will be president! *suppressed laughter*

"Like Moths To Flame"

Once again these bitter herbs
The perfect compliment to all your cryptic words
I nod but don't know what to say, but I know you
And I believe you're who you say you are so I?

I will follow you, lay down my life
I would die for you, this very night

Once again the bread and wine
But it seems the meanings may be deeper still this time
And you surprised me when you said I'd fall away, don't you know me
I could never be ashamed of you, no I?

I will follow you, lay down my life
I would die for you, this very night

I've never been this cold, the fire's gravity compels
Like planets cling to sol, I feel my orbit start to fail
Like moths to flame I come, too close and all my oaths are burned
As stars begin to run, all my accusers take their turn
And calling curses down, from my lips lies like poison spill
And then that awful sound, the sound of prophesy fulfilled
And then I met your eyes, and I remember everything
And something in me dies, the night that I betrayed my king

Friday, December 22, 2006

All better.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Made a few new cards, eh. I also printed nearly all of the ones I'd made already so I have close to a full card-rack. Beauty.

Wed Bed
Tail Snail Boy

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Yeah, remember when I said I wanted a 5 foot scarf? I meant 10 feet, 5 on each side. It's gotta reach my shins on both sides. =P

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

HAHAHA! I found my old website on the store server. I was such a n00b! XD

(and oh man, those animations are uhhh...incredible.)


EDIT: A quote from a lady in the store just now, "Well, I've never heard of Acer. I'm more comfortable with HP and Dell."
I cringe. Just because they're big names doesn't mean they're all that. *rolleyes*
Right now in the store we have a glorious $500.00 512MB Radeon ATI video card. It takes up two slots and it's bloomin' heavy. Wowza.
I'm tired of the cold. I want it to be Summer again.

...except I kind of want to make myself a 5 foot long scarf like Tom Baker (but not quite so big and ugly, HA!) I don't know what the material should look like though.

If I had the 10' scarf, I would probably wear it in the Summer too just because it'd be funny to have such a thing, so I guess I still want it to be warm again.

Monday, December 18, 2006

I had a nice day but it was quite a bit of work

I'm very pleased at how buying gifts turned out, but it was a lot of effort to get there

Heroes is cool but it has some bad stuff

Same with Lost

I have a lot of enjoyable things to do but I can't seem to get them all done

There's currently no school but there will be too soon

Darren and I will have tons of fun soon but we have too many games to play and too little time to play them

God is really working in my life but things are still hard

Cory is the pwn but he lives infinity miles away

My girlfriend is safe and still the best girl ever, but I can't be with her right now

I like the snow but it's too cold

So I guess it's safe to say that half of everything is awesome right now.

EDIT: "The Number 23" Jim Carrey is in a horror movie? That's messed up.

Friday, December 15, 2006


Boy, has it been wiiiiiindy! While driving around we saw a few toppled trees, some battered signs, and some downed fences. Supposedly it has hit over 50mph.

Blustery. I hope that favorite girl of mine gets home safely. =\

Thursday, December 14, 2006


HELP I'M Blsd;3' c'ant gotp uoa ';
I have something very important to tell you all...


Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Click to watch a pointless, boring, uneventful, bad-quality movie!

(But I'm warning you...nothing happens!)

Saturday, December 09, 2006

*mouth on floor in awe*

By the way, Cory has me hooked. 30 Seconds To Mars is der grrrreat!

I thought I was going to die but I might just live, things were looking grim but now they're looking up, and I'm going snowboarding for free tomorrow. Observe the following smile: =)

Thursday, December 07, 2006

We are no longer The Computer Place. Our name is now officially City Center Computer. So when they answer the phone they have to say, "City Center Computer, formerly Computer Place, How may I help you?" heheh. It's a mouthful.

I like Radiohead, but they're crazy weird, eh. I remember on Halloween last year UGO had this "top ten creepiest songs" list thing and they said that they'd intentionally left Radiohead out of the list because that just wouldn't be fair, lol.

I dreamed that Cory started up a new message board and I registered as zAny (wha!? o_O ) but I'd spelled it wrong so it was like vSny or something. And by the time I registered there were already a ton of people on and a bazillion messages posted. =P

EDIT: If you had a clock or watch set for the exact current time and you wrapped it up, would that be wrapping the present? HA! Sorry, I had to get that out of my system.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Guess what I'm drinking and if you cheat you're a hoser! =P

HINT: Attitude Sold Separately

Monday, December 04, 2006


I was at Hugh's place, and he had his bread hanging from the ceiling because he said he had a mouse roaming about. Well we were doing stuff on the computer and we heard a scratching sound coming from his closet. We looked but saw nothing. Later we heard it again so we investigated and found that it was coming from inside his wall. Back in his closet there's a cut-out in the wall where the water heater sits, and it's blocked off by a partition which is screwed on. So we were like, "aha, the mouse is behind the partition" so I unscrewed the bottom, pulled it out a bit, shined my flashlight inside and said, "Hugh, it's not a mouse." He looked in and it was a bird! He figured it flew in and came down through the attic. It was about maybe 8 or so inches from head to tail and it had an uber pointy inch long beak of spikey death, and it had huge flesh-tearing talons! It was kind of cute, actually. So I waited, holding the partition open, but all it did was peak it's head out and blink at me for a long time. So finally I just left it and Hugh and I returned to the computer. We kind of half-forgot about it for a while when suddenly we heard a "FLTLPTLTLPTLPTT!!" (that's a flapping wing sound. I do it better with my mouth) and we looked up and saw the bird flying in circles around the room, running into window blinds and walls, and buzzing right passed our head with it's pointy death beak! So we ducked down in a panic and Hugh was like, "Dude, get the camera!" so I grabbed it and attempted to snap a picture but kind of failed. Finally I moved to the couch and the bird landed on the bed. Hugh got some pictures of it and opened the front door. The bird buzzed us a couple more times and then zipped out the door. Needless to say, our hearts were going and it had been quite an eventful morning. He still has to deal with a mouse though.

Oh and zAny and I watched Cars. I liked it. As I had expected, it was a bit more childlike than Incredibles, but the animation was still turbo wæsome. I also like her too of course.

I think I did quite poorly on my Music final today. yippee. =P

Friday, December 01, 2006

We put carpet down at the store, and I did a lot of the gluing. Heavens to Betsy! I had that stuff everywhere! And once it gets on you and dries it does not want to come off, especially in places with hair...which I'm not entirely lacking in. Ouch. It was messy. I have to say goodbye to my XBox shirt 'cause it kind of got hosed. =P

I await tomorrow with joyful anxiety and impatience. And I don't want to study for my other upcoming finals.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

I've got my own line of pencils!! They were only a dollar. =D

(click to see it in an amazing 640x480 size!! w00t!!)

These are my notes from Music 170 to help me remember the names of the musicians and what instruments they played

wow, these are
some high
quality pictures. =X

There's an in-class essay for our English final tonight about a story of this "christian" girl who was all rebellious at a baptist camp and lied and stuff. It was a dumb story with a lame ending. I might die because not only do I have to come up with an essay in two hours, but I have to write it by hand and I am the worst at that. I hold my pencil wrong, and my hand gets sore, and my handwriting is that of a 3rd grader, and I'm really slow too, heh.


Wednesday, November 29, 2006

lol, I did really terrible on my Science test and now I have to take the final. Just great. I might die. =P

I really ripped off Hastings today, haha. My dad had me go buy some CD cleaner for the store, and so I went and looked and they had individual bottles for about $7, but then they also had packages of about 5 or 6 for the exact same price. But each bottle had the seven dollars printed on the label, so I wasn't sure what the deal was but I shrugged it off and thought maybe it was a Christmas special or something. So I took the big package up to the counter, the lady scanned it, and I left. Then when dad saw it he was like, "what??" and he had mom call and sure enough they were supposed to be 7 each, not 7 for 5-6, lol. The manager was like, "so are you planning on bringing yours back? You don't have to but we'd sure appreciate if you would" heheh.

If 8gig flash drives were $1.00 I'd buy like 3 of them. Or maybe 5.

Monday, November 27, 2006

I concur
with him and her
'cause I say brr
and also grr
and also drr
like this merker

English final this week, Music and Science finals next week. If I get above 75 on my Science test tomorrow I don't have to take the final. I'm gonna go home and study.

Furthermore, she may not be too happy due to the location, but I'M happy because I get to see my favorite person in the world this weekend.


(That's what my popcan says. Be the first to guess what I'm drinking and you win the prized prize surprise)

Sunday, November 26, 2006

So it appears as though Chevelle dumped one of the brothers and is making a new album.
One of the new songs:

Seems they've taken to using teh swearz a couple times, eh? Nothing as serious as f*re or ch*ir though. O_O
Oh my snow! Bethany woke me up to take her to church today and I found that there's a ton of snow outside! (And by a ton I do mean about like maybe a centimeter, heh) wowza

Darren bought me Geist! He found it for like $3! =O It's pretty fun. And when I was playing it, some weirdo called me and asked me these strange questions about things like repairing my roof when my mom destroys it and stuff. =P

My finger got smashed between two pieces of drywall on Friday. Ooooowwwwwws.

Arkham Horror is a really fun game, but the rule book is 23 pages long.

That's all.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

First of all...Ho. Ly. Behemoth. O_O

Also, I'm a day early, and I haven't posted one of these in a long time, but at last...
COMIC ATTACK! - Thanksgiving

ALSO! GUESS WHAT!! My current English teacher is teaching Eng 102 after all, and so I signed up for his class and it's only 2 days a week again, and it's at night! This means I DON'T have to get up at 7:00-7:30 every morning, and I WON'T have any unfamiliarities of a new class, and I WON'T have to adapt to new expectations of a strange new teacher! w00t!! I'm happy. =)

EDIT: The road construction in front of our store is finished and the roads are open. So we have a four-way stop with a clock in the middle of the intersection and NOBODY knows what to do. They're all just kind of doing whatever they feel like. I predict lots of exciting car accidents. And lucky for us we've got a webcam watching it all through our window. XD

Today mom and I walked to the bank and we found a 17-year-old girl's intermediate driver's license on the sidewalk. I now have a new identity of a 17-year-old girl until the year 2009 when it expires. =) ...Just kidding, mom sent her a letter to come pick it up.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

This goes out to all my devoted fans:


Monday, November 20, 2006

Sweet! Chris got a banner ad for his latest claymation on Beaver & Steve. =P

I was supposed to make music for the show but I was lazy/busy (how does that work?) and he went ahead without me. ^_^

In other news, I've been weird and confusing lately. I'm not really sick like I was on Saturday but my stomache has been doing some strange unexplainable things. I don't know how it is today because I haven't eaten yet. Weird. I'm supposed to write a bibliography but first I have to figure out what a bibliography even is. I'm not very smart. =(

Sunday, November 19, 2006

My sister made me sick. =(

I don't think I'm as sick as she was though.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Duuuuude! My brother can see this right outside his office window. Pretty terrible. =This weekend, I'm going to be doing some super secret things that I CAN'T TELL YOU ABOUT because they're secret. And I'm supposedly going to register for Winter quarter's classes today. I believe the plan is English 102 (gads man), Spanish 101, and Lifetime Wellness or something like that. It probably won't be a very exciting quarter, but we'll see. =P

hmmm..the English class I wanted was full and it messed up my plans entirely. However, despite my protesting against having a morning class, I registered for the following:
  • 8:00AM MTWTh - English 102: Advanced Composition (bleh)
  • 9:15AM MTWTh - Computer Science 143: Programming With Visual C++ (manly mwehee)
  • 10:30AM MTWTh - Physical Education 100: Lifetime Wellness (learn how to be healthy and then play in the gym for a while, heheh)

EDIT 02:
He took some pictures (including one from his window)..

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Concerning School...

I drew this and this during class. ...I mean what? No really, I was taking notes! Don't ask about the shower one. I really don't know. English class does weird things to my brain. And my brian.

Theeeen, one of the essay questions on our 3rd big Science test was to list some ways other than natural selection that evolution can occur. I wrote:
  • Genetic Drift (like the tidal wave that wiped out the nene birds in hawaii)
  • Aliens (from the planet Zok)
  • Magic (like in Lord of The Rings)
I think I got a couple points on that question. Out of like 5.

And theeeeeeen our weirdo new science teacher gave us an assignment where we had to either write a song, rap, poem, or make a game, which explained DNA/RNA transcription, translation, and replication. I wrote a parody of The Bends by Radiohead. My friend Greg thought I was a loony.

A parody of “The Bends” by Radiohead

DNA’s kind of weird
I’ve got a strand right here
And I’m wondering how, I can get two
I'll split my DNA
And copy both sides with pairs that look the same

It's replication

I'm splitting them once again, this time to make RNA
'Cause I'd be scared if I didn't have protein
My DNA's code it sends
And then the whole thing it mends
And I've got RNA with the same code

So when the DNA split again, with the code
The RNA was made right then, and it goes

And the Ribosome comes to the start codon
tRNA comes, and they're waiting for something to happen
Messenger's got buddies, and they're sittin' there all happy
But they wish, they wish, they wish that something would happen

Where do we go from here?
A tRNA is afloat, and it's coming near
So they'll continue
A peptide bond is made, between the amino acid things
And the tRNA, says bye bye

To his transfer friend
The Ribosome shifts again

Just sittin' on the strand with a new codon
And this is how it goes on up until they get to the end
This will make new proteins, that'll make me happy
I'd miss, I'd miss, I'd miss it if it didn't happen

So I can live, breathe
All so I can be part of the human race
So I can live, breathe
All so I can be part of the human race, race, race

So there is no need to fear
My proteins are made right here
I've shown you how: With my gene crew (271 words)

And now something that doesn't concern school:
[17:35] masteroftehpants: ehhh. cory's grandma could kill chuck norris

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Q: What's more exciting to Brian than going to school yesterday and finding out that his music class was cancelled?

A: Going to school today and finding out that his music class was cancelled AGAIN! HURRAY!!

(woooo, click to seeeee)

Sunday, November 12, 2006


Friday, November 10, 2006

I hate Lost. Fortunately Rosanne (I love that girl) told me ahead of time, and I skipped that part. Naturally it wasn't the only thing that made me mad though. But there's something that's been bothering me...Where in blazes is Hurley? What happened to him?

Oh and I found another one of these: "I'll get it out. The tumor." -Jack

Edit: Oki doki, now I remember what happened to Hurley. He's fine. ^_^
The Spider trailer is awesome, but just like Spider-Man 2, I think it shows quite a bit too much. I don't even need to watch the movie now, I already know everything that's going to happen. =P

Today I got slivers, and burned myself a million times with hot glue, and got a lot of blood on my clothes, and some wooden boards, and the floor of my van, and the window of my van, and the pavement, and probably the carpet too. The blood was all because of a teeny tiny cut on the end of my finger, which bled and bled and bled. =P

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Chargar wanted me to post this because it has screaming. And I think he has a strange fascination with Underoath even though he probably doesn't actually like them. It looks like the filmers used night-vision and then black & whited it. Also, the crowd is pretty boring. =P

The other day I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, "Dude, you have to wait!"

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Monday, November 06, 2006

A nice thing about youtube is that you can view some pwnin' concerts by your favorite bands..All of the following bands are crazy-talented live. *rawkfist* \m/
(fyi, clicking on the movie window opens it in youtube. Clicking on the play button at the bottom plays the movie right here. So I recommend the play button. ^_^ )

Project 86 - My Will Be A Dead Man & Spy Hunter

Blindside - Cute Boring Love

Chevelle - The Clincher

Family Force Five - Kountry Gentleman
(please note that after the lead dude throws his guitar to the other dude, the drummer starts rapping. ..WHILE STILL DRUMMING. omg.)

Muse - Newborn

Rhapsody - Unholy War Cry (featuring Christopher Lee)

Skillet - Rebirthing
(not a great video but the best sound quality I could find for them)

Flogging Molly - Seven Deadly Sins

Hoobastank - Out of Control
Had I looked outside this morning, I would've thought "oh man, it looks freezing cold and windy and terrible out!" But stepping out I realized that despit the appearance it was actually really warm out. Like a long sleeve shirt isn't even necessary. Weird. Almost feels like there should be lightning in the sky, but I haven't seen any. =\
What's this, what's this? It appears as though the server is back up! Hence, my pictures are as well! Hurrah!

Friday, November 03, 2006

Mr. Ecko totally hosed those drug lords. But then he got smoked, so I guess my list of favored characters continues to dwindle. I wonder if smokey makes visions of people.

Tomorrow Darren and his nephew are sharing a birthday party and it's going to be Superman themed. Fortunately I just washed my Superman shirt, so I'm safe.

Thursday, November 02, 2006


Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Yoda is peering at me through a bush or a tree or something. I think he has a red book in his hand.

Monday, October 30, 2006

I think the server that hosted allianceyouth is gonzo so I'm gonna have to upload my pictures somewhere else. =
Dude, for you gamers...These are both utterly glorious looking.
Gears of War: Mad World (game trailers)

Supreme Commander (main page)

It's supposed to drop to 11 degrees tonight. I'm going to die. =(

Okay so last Saturday Jacob's dad helped me replace the heater core in my van. Let me give you an idea of how ridiculous it was. In order to get the little heater core out from inside/behind the dashboard on the passenger of the things we had to do was take the driver's side visor off from the ceiling. It was intense. =)

Friday, October 27, 2006

I'm running out of Lost characters that I like. They're slowly dwindling away.
I have written a poem. It is probably one of the deepest poems that I have ever written, and it's for mature audiences only. You have been warned. *ahem*

Curses - By: Brian Bridges
"Fire Chair, this I swear."

Thank you.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

We are all that is man.
The Epitome of Manliness

Monday, October 23, 2006

Why doesn't the HyperText Markup Language have a Manly tag? I want one! I want to be able to type:

"Sometimes when I have excessive energy I like to do cool activities"

in between two manly tags and have it come out as maybe like:

[manly]"Sometimes when I am superhumanly powerful I enjoy busting out sweet moves, lifting things that weigh tons, eating steak with a big knife, saving damsels in distress, and fighting off monsters with my shotgun and my chainsaw!"[/manly]

I don't know. It would just manlify things! You should be able to do it to pictures too and it would enhance the muscles of the guys in the image and give them all sideburns and things like that. I would post entire blog entries within manly tags, and half my work would be done for me! What a time saver!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Goodbye, cool house that I have all to myself with lots of fun things to do inside. =(

Hellooooooooo, Gamecube with new Batman Begins game that Darren bought for me! =D

Friday, October 20, 2006

Talking to Rosanne while at the Lightels, I started playing guitar, lalala, and then it suddenly occurred to me that they might have a mic around somewhere! So I began searching and AHA! I found a mic. I couldn't resist, so I recorded a guitar melody (a lousy one, haha) and asked rosanne for a topic.
[22:29] rosannewww: um
[22:29] rosannewww: a turnip
[22:29] rosannewww: named harol
[22:29] rosannewww: er
[22:29] rosannewww: harold
[22:30] masteroftehpants: anything special about harold that I should know about?
[22:32] rosannewww: lol
[22:32] rosannewww: ummm
[22:32] rosannewww: well, he's a nice little turnip that just wants to be a poet
[22:32] rosannewww: but everyone wants him to be a football star!
[22:32] rosannewww: poooor harold

and uhhh...yeah.

Poor Harold (2.16 MB)

Harol...err...Harold was a turnip just like you or me
He was working to turn into the poet he'd like to be
But the other little turnips told him nooooooo

They wanted him to play football...they said poetry was lame
And poor dear old harold was expected to play the game
No more poetry for Harol...err...Harold

Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold
He's sad now and miserable and crying for sure
Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold
He can't even put his sorrow into poetic words
Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold

Harol...err...Harold gave into the crowd
He became that football star they'd told him to be and his poetry was not allowed
This made Harold angry this made Harold rage

Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold
He's running and tackling...the players all get hosed
Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold
As he beats the players and tackles them his angry only grows
Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold

Thursday, October 19, 2006

The Lightels come home in about 2 or 3 days and they're going to steal my beautiful house away from me. =(

These flowers go out to a girl I know named JazzyMina Rosanne García. Awwwwww.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

We have to write a blues song for Jazz class, so I'm going to write about being a superhero and dealing with a supervillain. I'll probably either post it on here, or maybe even record it with music and then post that. It's gonna be fun to write. ^_^

Monday, October 16, 2006

Dude, I'm totally p00ning in Science. Fortunately there isn't much math stuff involved otherwise I'd probably be getting hosed. ^_^

I squeezed my tables a smidgen so I think they should both fit now in IE.

Don't worry, Rosanne I won't kill myself. I don't much care if you dance with those fellers 'cause I know you love me best, and they can't have you, and if they try to have you they'll have to get through me, and nobody can get through the porportional strength of a spider. ...except maybe my own mother. =)

Sunday, October 15, 2006

My girlfriend is going to be dancing, dipping, and hopefully not smooching with other guys, while I'm stuck here in Moses Lake doing homework, putting up antannas, and saving people's lives!! I'm going to wallow in misery and sorrow, and then probably kill myself. Goodbye. =(

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Some of the stunts in District B13 are Un. Real. Parkour has got to be the greatest thing since Mrs. Bridges VS. Mr. Miller. Ha! Okay that's a bunch of nonsense, but STILL!! Parkour is turbo.

Unfortunately the movie has a lot of bad language, so I can't necessarily recommend it, but I DO recommend Buster Keaton because he's got some beauty stunts too. ;)

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Hey look! It's another poser superhero movie probably inspired by things like Spy Kids and Sky High, featuring a lame predictable plot, poor acting, bad special effects, and jokes that aren't funny! I uhhh...can't wait until it comes out. X(

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Sooooo, today I was driving to Ephrata, and as I was going down the highway I saw a pickup coming my way in the neighboring lane. Suddenly as I was watching him, a flock of geese or ducks or some form of large bird flew up in his path and he hit one of 'em! *POW*!!!! Instantly there was a huge white cloud of feathers surrounding his pickup cab and the bird went skipping and flipping across the road. I passed the guy and drove through the feather cloud as it began floating down. It was quite a sight. XD

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Help! Our house(s) are full of Gilmore Girls, and everybody keeps saying "haha so good" but!! =O

Jacob and I teamed up against Josiah and Hugh at Heroclix today. I accidently let Josiah kill two of my guys, and then Jacob put up a valiant effort, but in the end, Josiah and Hugh hosed us. Sad evening. =(

Buster Keaton is so awesome.

Friday, October 06, 2006

I got it! Woo. Some of the songs are super great, but I really miss the heaviness of Collide. =
Oh well, still a sweet album. I think Comatose and Falling Inside the Black are my two favorite songs on it.
Okay, I figured something out...Manservant always says "pleasethanks" as one word in like normal sentences, and I was confused by this, but then I realized it was because I told him it was polite to say "please" and "thanks" to people, but I never actually told him how to use them properly. So if he says something like, "I'm going to go to the store now, pleasethanks." he's just trying to be polite. ;)

And as for me..I AM going to the store now, to seek out the new Skillet CD. Woo.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

In Science today, we were each given a random quiz question about nuclear physics, and mine was like "give a description of alpha decay" or something, and I had no clue, so I wrote this:

"If Spaceman Spiff were travelling passed the great planet Alphazok, and the Alphazokians fired a Decazor Beam at him, then Spiff's ship would begin to fall apart due to 'Alpha Decay'."

Darren told me that Mr. Hamm (the teacher) would sometimes use Spiff for examples and so I was hoping it'd at least give me some creativity points? ...but I think I'm going to get a 0/5 on this one. =)

Anyway, here check this out. I drew a concept sketch of what a Robotic Undead Eskimo Zombie Bionic Vampire Grave Robber Cheerleader Creature from Outer Space that roams the arctic in search of Ham Sandwiches might look like.

Monday, October 02, 2006

mildly entertaining. =P

We got to bang on drums in Music 170 today. That's all we did was play percussion stuff together. It was fun. We were all kind of terrible though.

oh yeah, and I met Elyse during the weekend. She's pretty cool. ^_^

Friday, September 29, 2006

Renaissance A B&W CGI film. Looks. Awesome. O_O

And now I'm off to Pullman. Toodles!

Monday, September 25, 2006

I have a grenade handle. Do you have a grenade handle? I have a grenade handle.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

COMIC ATTACK! - Call of Duty

Friday, September 22, 2006


Thursday, September 21, 2006

First of all...Our movie is finished!! Actually it's been finished since about Monday but I've been so blasted busy with school (imagine...ME being busy!? WEIRD!) that I haven't been able to post it. Anyway uhhh...intro.

Have you ever wondered what pirates, true love, and full moons have in common?

This is quite possibly the campiest film ever released by Reels About Nothing

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And now a school story. So in English 101 we had to read this stupid story about John and Jane and it had multiple endings and some of them were kind of trashy. Anyway, the teacher went into this big thing about taking apart the story and seeing how it applies to our lives and times today and stuff. I hate stuff like that. So as I was mentally muttering things to myself about how this was stupid and ridiculous and stuff, the teacher began talking about how he was going to group us into pairs and have us write our own versions of John and Jane. I thought to myself, "AHH!" at first because I knew people would be trying to write all this deep shocking stuff that had life meaning and all this stuff that I didn't care about, so I suddenly got an idea. I partnered up with the dude next to me (probably a little older than I) and I was hesitant, because I wasn't sure what he'd think of my goony idea, but I really didn't want to think up...whatever the teacher was expecting. So I just kind of jokingly threw out my suggestion and the dude was like, "hmmm...I kind of like where you're going with that" and we expanded upon the idea, and in my mind I was laughing histarically because I was victorious. Now I wanted to keep the story because I thought it was so awesome, but the teacher made everybody leave them. =(
..but I shall attempt to rewrite it fairly close to what it was..

John met Jane as the settlement was moving on. They finally set up camp at last, after a hard journey through the seemingly endless desert, and as they rested, John began looking at the people around him. He noticed all the tightely knit families and the loving relationships in the camp, and he turned and smiled at Jane.
Sometime later, John and Jane were married and Jane was pregnant with John's child. They were so happy together, and John's love for Jane had grown enough that he felt he needed to finally tell her the truth about himself. So one night, John went over to Jane and explained to her, "Honey...I have something to tell you. I'm not human. I am actually from beyond the stars. I come from the planet Zor'rok, and I have flown here to Earth because I need to have a child with another species that is immune to our diseases. You humans are one of those species. You see, if I have a child with my one of my own kind, the child will not survive." He took her by the hands and added, "I...just thought you deserved to know."
Jane appeared to be sad; looked up with tears in her eyes, and exclaimed, "John, I too am from Zor'rok! Our child is doomed!!"

Needless to say, there was no story like ours. XD I explained on Tuesday though, when we were all introducing ourselves, that I had a strange sense of humor and get called weird at least once a day, so...hmmm. But I have a feeling if I do well in this class, it will probably only be because I do okay at writing and stuff. Not because I take things seriously. ^_^


Edit: Oh yeah, and COMIC ATTACK - Library Computers

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Golly jeepers! I never realized school could take up so much time!

I drove home tonight with my break lights on because my tail lights are out. My dashboard ones are too. I'd better get all that fixed, eh?
Remember, fellow crime fighters!! We don't actually like the real version of this song! We only like to make fun of it! (and what better way than Weird Al? This is crazy-funny.)

White & Nerdy
Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire
New lyrics by Al Yankovic

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

Monday, September 18, 2006

So I've got the following...

Music 170 - History of Jazz (5 credits)
10:30am to 11:35am Monday-Thursday

Science 101 - Survey of Science (5 credits)
11:45am to 12:50pm Monday-Thursday

English 101 - English Composition (5 credits)
7:00pm to 9:30pm Tuesday and Thursday

My science book was only $12. That's awesome.

For Rosanne: Weird Al's parody: White an' nerdy. I'm sure you know what song it is. ;)
I haven't heard it yet though. Darren sent me a link to the video, but it was removed from youtube. Hosers.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

I wanted to see what Heath Ledger would look like as The Joker.


Edit: Heh. This is pretty good. ^_^
COMIC ATTACK! - Kaitie's Board

uhoh...this is the last one. I'm going to have to make more. O_O

Friday, September 15, 2006


(featuring Bomberman! =O )



EDIT: NEWS! Future Fantastic Four is going to have SILVER SURFER!! OH EM GEE!!

MORE NEWS! Heath Ledger is playing Joker in the next Batman film. What. The. Madness!?!? o_0
COMIC ATTACK! - Jones Soda

Well, I'm finally going to be in college. My first time ever being in school instead of just being homeschooled. Weird, eh? ^_^

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

COMIC ATTACK! - Full Mouths

Monday, September 11, 2006

COMIC ATTACK! - Hulk Smash

Sunday, September 10, 2006

COMIC ATTACK! - Linkin Park

I lied. It's 180 gigs. BUT STILL. *drooool*

Mom got a satellite dish chair thing. It's in the living room, and baby is laying in it staring up at his mother in bewilderment. Nope, now he's smiling.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Rosanne and I made an excellent sandwich!

masteroftehpants: zAny!!
masteroftehpants: I have an idea!!
Rosannewww: do you?!
masteroftehpants: yes!
masteroftehpants: okay uhhh...
Rosannewww: um, excellent!
Rosannewww: lol
masteroftehpants: I'm going to say bread, and then you say something that you like to eat in your sandwiches, and then I'll say something that I like to eat in them, and then you say something else and wait for me
masteroftehpants: okay?
masteroftehpants: ready?
masteroftehpants: (something else that you like to eat in your sandwiches I mean)
Rosannewww:'re really, really weird
masteroftehpants: lol pleeeaaaaaase!! will you do it for me?
masteroftehpants: lol
Rosannewww: ok...
masteroftehpants: okay, ready?
Rosannewww: lol
Rosannewww: yes
masteroftehpants: you just have to list the two items
masteroftehpants: okay
masteroftehpants: here we go...
masteroftehpants: bread
Rosannewww: banana peels
masteroftehpants: peanut butter
Rosannewww: maccaroni and cheese
masteroftehpants: bread
masteroftehpants: Eeeewwww, we just made a gross sandwich, lol
masteroftehpants: it's kind of lopsided too, because my name is longer than yours

And's what it looks like:


Holy Additions! Dad just gave me a 200gig harddrive and a DVD burner that actually works!! I may not be super expressive on the outside, but inside, my excitement levels are reading right off the scale! XD

Madre dulce de la puerta!

(Edit: I want this when it comes out. Batman To Brick Consoles Everywhere)

Friday, September 08, 2006


I had some turbo pizza today that my friend Greg (who is planning on owning a restaraunt someday and that means he's an uber cook) made and woah dude. Good stuff. Chris and I finished all the animation for our movie tonight, so it's nearly completed. I'll have it up here once it's finished. So ready?

Thursday, September 07, 2006


Edit 11 (Cory)
Edit 12 (Brian)


My blog is pretty messed up in Internet Explorer. Also, I just realized that if you put an 'e' before every World Wide Web address it's like you dislike that site:

COMIC ATTACK! - Level Up (final)

Time to go eat popcorn while mowing lawns. (yeah, weird, I know.)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I just payed $30 to turn in an application to the college. That might not be very much for a college, but it seemed like a lot of money to me. I suppose once I start taking classes and buying books it'll seem like nothing, but good grief. Now I'm about to get copies of my driving record to give to the worksource place because I kind of applied for some water delivery job and it's necessary. Doubt there's much of a chance that I'll get it but I need to try for everything right now because college apparently won't be cheap. Hum.
Comizzle Attizzle! - Level Up (cont.)

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Posting two because I don't like the first one. (and I don't actually get mad at stuff like that. ^_^ )

Colored Pencils

Level Up

Sunday, September 03, 2006


This one is for Monday, but I don't think I'll be on tomorrow so I'm posting it now. So hurray you get TWO! (is that a good thing?)
...And don't worry...they won't all be "Rosanne and Brian love stories". I wouldn't want to scare people away after all. =P
COMIC ATTACK! - "Brian's Weird."

Saturday, September 02, 2006

The following is a review for a CD that many of you probably don't care about. ^_^

Blindside's "The Great Depression" album has got to be one of the greatest I've ever heard, and easily the most passionate. It's got this mood about it throughout the whole CD that's...well as the title suggests, kind of depressing, heh. But then it finishes everything off with the last song which is kind of the grand finale and it's very relieving in a way. It's like the end of a hard painful journey, heh. But don't get me wrong, the CD is still very enjoyable to listen to. (well...unless you don't like Blindside, lol). I had to listen to the whole thing through a few times before I got to really liking it and realized how brilliant it was, and then after that I listened to it a billion times, stopped for a while, and recently have started up again. Anyway, I was in kind of a sad mood for a while yesterday and I listend to it, and it was very satisfying. Half hard/screaming, half soft/singing, very passionate, and very well done. Blindside's best album ever. ^_^

Okay, that's all. Now you can go listen to some Skillet stuff down at Purevolume. ^_^

Friday, September 01, 2006

I found out that the "thing" that was beside me earlier was a cucumber of sorts. I was disappointed. I wanted it to be some bizarre fruit, but alas... =

...oh and I think it's close enough to "tomorrow" for me to post another lame comic - Cory Owned
(remember not to put much thought into these. they're not deep.)
COMIC ATTACK! - Brian's "Pancake"

These are lame, extremely poorly drawn (so that I don't have to put any time into them), and enjoyable to whip out at high speeds. If you're my friend or I know you even slightly, then there is risk of you being in one at some point in time. I will post one now and then and uhhhhh...that's all.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Riddle time!

Question: What's a food that could be a fruit or a green like a pear except a bit lighter...has a long green semi-round-ish but more like a sphere that is being squeezed at one end...and has like these little prickly things on it that are about large pepper size (and kind of look like that too)?

Answer: I haven't the slightest idea!! But there's one right by me. It's scary.

Edit 9 (Cory)
Edit 10 (Brian)

Edit 7 (Cory)
Edit 8 (Brian)


Chris and I are soooo close to finishing our movie! We have one more scene to animate (but it's 22 seconds, aka like 300 hundred frames. waugh.) and then we just have to finish editing, Chris adds more special effects, and I make more music. Woooooo.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006


Cory's Edit 5
Brian's Edit 6

Tuesday, August 29, 2006


Edit 4

Monday, August 28, 2006

I'm going to set aside my public dignity/manliness for the moment, be kind of sappy, and say that I really love Rosanne, and I think she's an excellent and lovely girl. Sometimes I envy myself because I wish I had a girl like her, and then I remember that I do, and it makes me say, "Dude. Beauty."

Well, that's that! Now I shall go back to being manly. ..and today's link of manly dudes with muscles/skills to admire is right here:

Oh. Em. Gee.
Cory, the photo is in your court. ;)

New Version

In other news, I made a song this afternoon that miiiiight go into the lego movie Chris and I are making, but I don't know. I kind of like it though (however it's just background music, so it's kind of repetetive)

The Song - (1.52MB)

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Here is a picture I created as a joke on a forum. Somebody was talking about Pokemon for Xbox and somebody else was like, "Whatever! Pokemon is a Nintendo thing!" and the first dude was like, "Haven't you ever played Pokemon Rainbow?" And they were like "You're crazy! No such thing!" and so I made...



(busy weekend Cory, but I'll photoshop the picture into your court soon enough.)

Friday, August 25, 2006

Dos de Mayo…

Once again, Cory.

Battle Of Teh Bloggers™ round two. The challenge:

A friendly (or not) game of Photoshop Tennis! Using whatever software(s) you want, we must edit a photo back and forth until...either there's nothing left to do, one person gives up, or we both just get really bored with it. XD
If you seek an example, I first discovered this lame game here.

This is the picture we'll be editing unless you completely refuse and select a different one. =P

The glove is down. Respond!

AND FOR THE REST OF YOU (...and cory and I if we desire, heh)
It's caption time! Tell me: What are these people saying??

(click for full image)

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Bethany's been chasing a fly around the house trying to swat it for about 45 minutes now, and at one point while she was hunting, kitty suddenly spun around, leapt into the air, and grabbed it with her paws on the first try. Then she pinned it to the floor waited a moment and let it go again. I think she was taunting Bethany. It was funny.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Ha! I didn't watch Snakes On A Plane, I never desired to, and after looking it up on screenit, I don't think it's fit for me to watch and so I'm not going to. So there. ^_^
Oh yeah, never posted these. I like them.

Picture One
Picture Two

Monday, August 21, 2006

Jeepers, ain't I just dashing? ..or something? =P


Sunday, August 20, 2006

"Go go, Robosaurus, super shiftin' Robosaurus yeeeaaaah" -Adventures In Odyssey

Dude this guy is sweet! As my brother says, he's the closest thing in the world to Mecha-Godzilla.

Stands 40 feet tall (twice as tall as Tyrannosaurus Rex)
Weighs 60,000 pounds (over 3 times heavier than Tyrannosaurus Rex)
Lifts 4,000 pound cars up higher than a 5 story building
Breathes 20 feet fingers of flame that incinerate paint and plastic
Crushes cars with 24,000 pounds of gripping force
Bites and rips out roofs and doors using stainless steel teeth
Throws the mangled morsels to the ground
Transforms into a legal, licensed trailer for transportation across the nation's highways
Sleeps on the road between performances resting its head on the tractor's fifth wheel plate like a pillow
Hydraulic oil, the residue from the ancient flesh of Robosaurus' dinosaur ancestors, is pressurized at 3,400 psi to actuate all motions
The pilot, strapped inside the cranium, controls the cyborg's movements with a sophisticated fly-by-wire electronic system

Ah yes, my friends. Robosaurus

Saturday, August 19, 2006

I just went to Josiah's all night birthday party and now I'm going to Chris' house for an all night animation I'm already one tired hoser but I'm going to die by the end of this, heh. I did get like 3 hours of sleep though, but I awoke to people getting shot with airsoft guns. Forunately I wasn't one of the ones who got shot or else I would've super hurt somebody. Normally I'm pretty forgiving, but that would've really set me off, 'cause those things hurt especially when the shooter is just across the room from you, lol. Brian smash.

Anyway yeah. Tired, eh.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

There are reasons why muffins are not used in military action. The following are some of them.

Muffins do not make good grenades. If you were to throw a muffin into a nazi bunker, it would mearly land on the floor and one of the nazis would say, "Sweet! Blueberry!" which translated into German would probably sound something like, "Mein Fëur! Ich hassen der blubërry!!". A muffin does not make a good landmine. If an enemy were to step on a landmine, it would explode and kill him and his party. However, if an enemy stepped on a muffin he would just look down and say, "Hey guys! I stepped on something poofy and delicious!" and then they would probably walk away, or eat it, or pick it up and use it as a grenade. You cannot load muffins into your rifle, and you can't shoot them out of your tank. Muffins make terrible parachutes and you can't see through them like binoculars. If you tried to use a muffin as a walkie-talkie, your friends would probably say, "Dude, you're talking into a muffin" and then they would shoot you because they'd think you'd gone insane. Muffins come in various sizes and flavors, but as you can see, muffins are clearly not meant to be used in military action. I suggest you eat them at home instead because that's what they are good for.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Yowza!! There is only one lamp on in the far corner of the house and through the dim lighting I looked down at the floor nearby and saw a cord to charge a cell phone just laying there. It was a flat oddly shaped gray end with a thin gray cord coming out of it and in the dim light it looked JUST like a dead mouse! (And I have seen a lot of dead mousies lately so I know.) It made me jump a bit, but fortunately I'm not really afraid of mice. Now if it had looked like a giant BEE or SPIDER something well..

(Speaking of which I saw an enormous bumble bee and an enormous wasp while mowing yesterday. Like dude, they were HUGE!!!)

This entry is only slightly more interesting than the last I'm afraid.

Monday, August 14, 2006

This is a pointless post about a video game. Feel free to pay no attention to it. I just felt like posting an entry.

I was playing Stronghold Crusader at Jacob's house, doing really well, I got 200 swordsmen, dug out a moat in front of my base that spelled out the words "I win" and then I attacked him! He had a moat around his base. He never uses moats, but this time he did, and I discovered that swordsmen can't dig moats out! Only pansy lackies! And he had about 14 million gazillion archers on his walls so there was no way I could get enough lackies to dig out moat before getting arrowed to death unless I wanted to spend a LOOONG time doing it because the game was getting slow and laggy due to Jacob and my armies. Aggravating! Eventually he attacked me and I had some crazy defense with those 200 swordsmen and we quit because he would've killed me eventually but it would've taken forever.

..Just thought I'd share.

A message for the zAny: Looking back on this I discovered I'd said, "doing really good" and I quickly changed it to "doing really well". I thought you might like to know. ;)

Saturday, August 12, 2006

I'm not gonna lie, dude, I felt pretty smooth walking around with shades and the black pants, black shoes, red dress shirt, red tie, and carrying a camera bag and a camera case. I looked pretty important, and the only downside was my ugly beater van, haha. Too bad I don't have a shiny sports car. (Dude, a Lotus! Hugh and I had one pass us as we were going to Kirkland Thursday, and I'd never seen one before. They actually look pretty sweet! It was like a little zippy insect or something, heh.)

Oh but I'm actually kind of glad I've had the van because I've put some dents and marks in it, and I'd really rather have my youthful driving incedents be put into a beater van than a nice car. I'll get a sweet car when I'm 20 and learn to drive responsibly.

...oh wait, I am 20! Maybe 21 then. XD

EDIT: ..although just to clarify..the dents and stuff were pretty much just a line of site thing. Not a lack of driving skills thing. ^_^ ...that's my excuse anyway.

Friday, August 11, 2006

I'm filming a wedding tomorrow. Yeesh.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Pretty well-edited Monty Python/Star Trek spoof incase you're bored. =P

Well I don't know yet if our plans are entirely set in stone, but I think Hugh and I are going to Kirkland to hang out with Rosanne tomorrow, and then that night we're going to CANADA of all places to spend the night at one of his friend's house. I've never been to Canada before in my life (yeah I know, crazy, eh?) so it'll be experience? I should bust out my Strange Brew talk while I'm there and see if anybody notices or if they just think I'm talking like a regular person. XD

(oH aDN lEIK i'M toLtaLY gOInG 2 g3t w4stEd whILE i'M teHEre cuZ i'z 0lD 3nuffs 4 t3H dRinKs in CadaNA!! RAWFUL JAY-KAY!!!!11)

EDIT: Bob Thaves (author of the Frank & Ernest comics) died today. He was one of my favorites. =(

EDIT 2: We're not going to Canada after all. ..which is kind of good because I had this mindset of my first trip to Canada being with zAny so now I can still pull that off. Awwww, how romantic. *snicker* XD

Monday, August 07, 2006

I hope to see Miss Garcia this week, I wish I could buy more Heroclix, I wish I had a new vehicle, I could sure use a lot of money right now, I don't look forward to college, and today I finally saw a Praying Mantis.
AHHH!! Andrew, that lucky hoser, got to see Project 86 live at Creation while I was camping! He was two rows back from the stage and he even got to talk to the lead singer and got his signature! Hot dang, I'm like 10 times jealous!

Sunday, August 06, 2006

This guy is heroic. Like turbo. O_O


Edit: oh and everybody should watch this at least for the guy's hair. XD
DUDE! I downloaded the Prey demo and holy headaches, that game is crazy! It's just a normal interactive FPS except not! "My spoon is too big" was written on one of the bathroom walls (from Rejected) and you can play MXPX on the bar jukebox, and there are gravity walkways that you can walk on that go upside-down and sideways and switches that allow you to change the gravity in the room so that you can walk on walls and ceilings and such, and you can also spirit walk (so step out of your physical body and walk through force fields and stuff) and that opens up puzzels. Like this one time I had to stand my physical body on a platform (upside down, heheh) and spirit walk through a forcefield to the control panel to activate the platform which moved my physical body acrossed a large abyss. Beauty! And best of all: There are seamless portals that you can walk through or shoot through, and I'm not even kidding, they are EXACTLY like the doors in Monsters Inc. It's SWEET! And sometimes they lead into the same room that you're going from so you can see yourself in the portal room walking through a portal as you go through it, lol. IT'S BLOOMIN' WEIRD, MAN!! Anyway it's a pretty great game. Downside is it has some language and is loaded with blood and gore.

Did I mention that I played MxPx on the jukebox and that there are portals excatly like the doors in Monsters Inc? Dude.

Friday, August 04, 2006

I was listening to Project 86 and I heard the intro to one of the songs and thought "Dude! This sounds like the melody to a Thousand Foot Krutch song!" so I took the TFK song and looped the P86 intro to it and it fit magically! It was weird. It got a bit off at like the chorus and stuff, but no matter.


Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Equilibrium has one of the greatest original soundtracks I've ever heard. ..actually it only has like one song, but it's SWEET!

That's all.

Monday, July 31, 2006

We went camping with some friends this weekend (and josiah was there so he and I hung out the whole time). It involved 2 games of Risk 2210A.D. neither of which I won, a bunch of Heroclix games, attempting to swim in icy cold water and failing because it was windy so we were unable to get used to the water, smores, me cutting a little kid's hand with a 7" knife (oops), lots of food, and on the way home going into a restaraunt, a jet buzzed over our heads at...I have no idea...400mph perhaps? How fast do jets go? Anyway it was fast enough that it zipped across the sky in no time at all, and then it started doing all these crazy moves not too far away like loops and barrel rolls and going straight up and dropping straight down while spinning and stuff. It went on for about 5-10 minutes and it was awesome, dude.

Anyway here are a few pictures.

Josiah and I trying to get used to the water. (doofy lifejackets because we were going to head for the rapids, but no such luck)
Josiah's little sister boozing. XD
For Rosanne: I don't know what city we were in at the time, but the sign said...
Me being cool
Me and wasko being cool
Paul (Josiah's little bro) being cool
Wasko being cool
Wasko playing gameboy
The sign we named Wasko after

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

I went outside today and Jazzy-mina had this little guy trapped under the boat out back. She was barking up a storm so I went out to see what the fuss was about and man did I jump when I saw what she was barking at! I grabbed her by the collar and pulled her away before she got thundershocked, and that's when the little guy scurried out and jumped over a fence.

It was creepy, dude.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

SHE'S ALIVE, and she didn't die either!!! if only I could go see her. ¬_¬

Monday, July 24, 2006

Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Michael Caine, the director of Batman Begins, and what might be kind of an original idea for a movie? I want to see this.

The Prestige

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Not just Spider-Man?

I've discovered a new superpower that I have. I don't quite know it's full potential but I do know that I can recharge batteries whether they're rechargables or not. I was at Jacob's house yesterday and I pulled a 3-LED flashlight out of my pocket and turned it on. Nothing happened. I switched it off and on a lot but there was nothing. A little frustrated I said, "oh man! I must've accidently left it on in my pocket and the batteries died!" So I opened it up and took out the three AAA batteries from inside and said, "well I can recharge them." but Jacob's sister argued with me that not only were they not rechargables but I couldn't charge them anyway, so I called her an unbeliever and stuck the three battery ends in my mouth and began to blow. After blowing on the batteries for a while I stuck them back in the flashlight and sealed it back up.

...The moment of truth...

I turned on the flashlight and...*BWEE!!* Out came the lovely blue LED beams of light and I raised my fist in the air and said "YES!!" Nobody could believe it. So I don't know where it came from or how I got it, but I have the power to charge batteries. I shall attempt to explore this newfound power further and find it's boundries. ^_^

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Here are some birthday week highlights. ^_^

My daily levitation
This one cracks me up
Bethany Bow
Coke Blak should be called Coke Blech. =)
I tried to counteract the flowers in my hair by wearing manly shades.
pwnin' pineapple plant at wal-mart
"Gotta have that basil!"
Time to be serious!
I bought these glasses because Rosanne told me to and they were only $10 but I've actually grown fond of them.
I need this throne in my bedroom. Then I'd be gnawing on my 7" blade all the time as I ponder great things. XD
This bug was crazy-h00ge!!!
oh man, she's cool?

It happens.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Wow, dude! I got to see Darren, Faith, and Evelyn last weekend, and Darren bought me Freedom Force: The Third Reich for my birthday (awe. some), and then Monday, Rosanne came over and we had a blast all week long and went camping over the weekend for my birthday on Saturday and we just got back a couple hours ago. ..except for Rosanne because she went home, heh. I'd post pictures, but she has the camera, not me. Maybe later. ^_^ Anyway she's the coolest girl ever and this week was fantastic times my sideburns which are pretty darn fantastic!!

In other news, Pirates of The Caribbean 2 was pretty lame in my opinion. I was bored through nearly the entire thing, I thought it was too long, and it didn't make me laugh very much. ..and the ending (or lack there of) was lacking. Ha! I didn't really like it though.

As for being 20's amazing! I feel so much smarter, and wiser, and mature, and witty, and I'm so much more good looking now too! Heh, just kidding, but no, actually I do have an odd sense of...something. I don't actually feel different, but just knowing that I'm so bloomin' old now makes me think...I don't know. It's just weird, heh. Five more years and I'll have lived a quarter of a century! ^_^

Sunday, July 09, 2006

I watched Superman Returns (in his tights) tonight. I totally didn't realize that the guy who played Richard was Cyclops until my brother pointed it out, and I was like "What?? Are you sure?" and then I realized I didn't recognize him because I could see his eyes, hahaha. So I put my finger over his eyes like a visor and it was totally him. =P

Anyway the show was pretty good. Funny parts, serious parts, exciting parts, boring parts, some good CGI, some poor CGI, heh. It was a wee bit long too, but whatever. I kind of liked it.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Hey Cory, guess what! Two daaaaayyyyyyyyys! XD

Wednesday, July 05, 2006


Edit: And how fast can you type?

(mine said:
Wow! Your typing speed (with 3 mistakes) is:

79.62 wpm
337.89 cpm

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

We watched the city fireworks show tonight and it was a lot better than the past years (because they increased the money amount from $10,000.00 to $15,000.00, heh). We sat by the water as the fireworks went off right across the lake from us so we could feel the thud of the soundwaves against our chests and stuff. It was quite splendid.

And some may remember when I was asking the question: Which do you like better, fireworks or lightning? Well tonight we had BOTH! and the lightning was great too! The fireworks were straight across from us, and the lightning was striking in the horizon lighting up the clouds around it. I like lightning better. ^_^

Saturday, July 01, 2006

My sister and I just had a conversation in girl talk. Ditzy girl talk. I'm not going to repeat it. It was probably one of the scariest things I've done all day, dude. =X
Tonight I played the funniest game of Call of Duty ever with Jacob and his brother. We were in a town that had a cathedral and a cemetary, and we decided to stop the battle to have a church service. It went, not exactly, but something sort of like this:

(put in as it's own page because the font colors weren't working)

Hey look! It's July 1st! My Birthday is in two weeks! ^_^

Friday, June 30, 2006

I dressed up as a pirate for the VBS BBQ yesterday because the theme was SonTreasure Island, so it was all sailor/piratey. Since I didn't actually have a pirate costume I just used stuff that we had around the house. Turned out okay if I do say so myself. ^_^

Arrr 1
Arrr 2
Arrr 3
Arrr 4
Arrr 5

EDIT: Some asians came into the store not too long ago. I want some asian friends! How come I'm not friends with any? I like them. Rosanne, when I come to WSU with you, we need to make some asian friends, okay?

EDIT 2: Ozzfest is creepy, dude. o_O

Thursday, June 29, 2006

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I just watched the Spider-Man 3 trailer!! I had to refrain from bouncing up and down in my chair at the store!! AWE. FREAKING. SOME. *dies*

(also, this looks like a SWEET game.)

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Well, today I stopped 1 thief and 3 muggers, saved an old lady from falling to her doom, stopped a runaway car, saved a f*reman from getting crushed by a building wall that came down, and helped a little boy get his balloon out of a tree. ...and I still had time to eat lunch! =D
"55. I think Brian is cute. As in Bridges. Ok…that was a weird, awkward moment. Moving on." -somebody

Monday, June 26, 2006

My gosh, this was a fun weekend! Rosanne and I went to a gazillion parks (or maybe even like 3 but 1 was numerous times), and watched a bunch of movies, and made a Manly Sandwich of Power™, and had lots of pineapple, and rode bikes, and broke one, and Charlie was a weirdo, and I ate a pork and basil leaf sandwich, and a basil watermelon sandwich, and a disgusting dried tomato, I read knitting for dummies, and got a creepy muscle shirt, and had to ride a frightening bus home, and it was all ummm..yep. Pretty great. I'm rather fond of that girl.

However, before I gross everybody out with my romantic stuff ummm...oh drat, I don't have anything else to say.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Okay, fast internet at Rosanne's house, so here's the Father's Day pictures. Beauty.

Beer Head
I really did this! HONEST! XD
Ran into Kristen and dropped the cooler. Ooooops.
Imitating the creepy lady
Gator Hat 1
Gator Hat 2
Gator wants my hotdog! =O
I'm a Giraffe
Leaning back
Me and my pwnin' nephew 1
Me and my pwnin' nephew 2
Me and my pwnin' nephew 3
Nervous of the creepy lady
I'm actually a roman soldier.
No, I'm actually a viking!
No, I'm actually a uhhh..what is that anyway?
Prancing Silver Unicorn

Right, well. That's that for that.
Pure genius, I say!

"The above link takes you to a site where you input a web address. Enter any site you'd like, and then hit "Play webpage". Thanks to the magic of Javascript, the site will generate a music file based off the webpage's html.

Because of this innovation, everyone who has ever made a webpage has made a piece of music, thus making the internet the world's largest band.

(if you aren't using IE, I think you'll have to save the file and play it in a midi player)

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

!!! The Prey demo is out! I might have to go to the store and download it. =D (although I won't be home all weekend..hmm..maybe later) but woo!

So my dad bought a new van for the store, and he said he might give me the van I'm currently using (heheh, woo...hoo?) and so I've been thinking of a name for it, because I can't keep calling it the Chi-Mo van. (the name that ben gave it. you don't want to know.) So I've been thinking maybe something like Van Halen, or Victor Van Doom, or Van Lee, or Van Glockenspiel. Oh man, so many choices!


Edit: Gamespot Newsletter Entry:

Apparently there are some folks in Hong Kong that simply weren't willing to wait around for the DS Lite. Taking matters into their own hands, thieves stole $2 million worth of product that was intended for the pending June 23 UK launch of Nintendo's revamped handheld. Nintendo has made assurances that the loss, which translates into more than 15,000 DS Lites, won't affect availability of the system when it finally does drop in the UK. My question is, why did you guys steal the white ones? If you're gonna thieve a bunch of DS Lites, steal the European-exclusive black ones!

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Well yesterday I hosed my pencil marks. What a relief, heh. It was a little odd seeing myself look so blank after two-weeks, but I can't say I miss it. It wasn't exactly the most attractive thing I've done. ^_^

Anyway here's the pictures from the last two weeks. It wouldn't grow all the way down on the sides. Lame. Ah well. =P

Day 01
Day 02
Day 03
Day 04
Day 05a
Day 05b
Day 06a
Day 06b
Day 07a
Day 07b
Day 08a
Day 08b
Day 09a
Day 09b
Day 09c
Day 10a
Day 10b
Day 11a
Day 11b
Day 11c
Day 12a
Day 12b
Day 13a
Day 13b
Day 13c
Day 13d
Day 13e
Day 13f

Well that's that.
We went to Leavenworth today for Father's Day and I have a few pictures of me from that, but I don't want to upload them on dial-up 'cause it'll a while, so maybe next time I'm at the store.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Trying to figure out radiant which is basically a level maker for quake III, jedi something-or-other (can't remember which one, heh), or in my case: Call of Duty. It's pretty simple, but I have yet to figure out how to compile a map to make it playable. drrrr. Think I might have it now though. soon I will be making Call of Duty levels galore! ...maybe. *ahem*

Something happened to my van. There's a new dent in the back left corner. At first I wondered if the trailer hit it while I was backing around a corner or something, but I think it's too far up, I think I would've heard it hit, and Jacob can see back there so I imagine he would've told me. I think somebody must've hit it and run or something. I don't know. At least it matches the other dents in that side of the van, heheh.

My mom says that when I was a kid I would climb into their bed every night without them knowing, even when they got the water bed. ..and my mom is a very light sleeper, able to wake up to nearly anything. Am I a ninja?

Thursday, June 15, 2006

NOOOOO!!!! I wanted them to make an iWii, not an ibox!! =O

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Gosh, I want to shave. =P These pencil marks are killing me. They look so stupid! Fortunately I only have to go until around uhh..Saturday? Because I'm going to some church in Cashmere on Sunday, and you can be sure I'm not going looking like this, lol. Weh.

The other day I had a liter of Mountain Dew and I was thinking that it tasted different than normal...and not necessarily in a terribly good way..and so I looked at the ingredient listy thing and it said it only had 31 grams of sugar. There are 46 grams of sugar in a 12oz. can. Why would the liters have less? That's weird. ..and I don't think I like it quite as much. Hrm.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

I just walked about 7 miles in the drizzling rain, and now I'm cold and wet. ISN'T THAT FASCINATING!? O_O

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Holy cats and dogs, we're getting some hardcore rain right now! It's like turbo heavy and the roar on the roof is really loud. Thunder and lighting too. Beauty.
I've decided that if I ever own a boxer dog, I'm going to name him Muhammad Ali, or Joe Frazier, or George Foreman, or Mwike Twyson (if that one, then I'll train him to bite off ears)!

..furthermore, I decided that if I ever had my own basketball team, they'd be called The S.W.A.T. Team and their primary focus would be on swatting the ball out of the air. Oooooooh.

Friday, June 09, 2006

I can hear our neighbors mowing the lawn and it sounded like he/she just ran over something. No meow so I don't think it was a cat. I think we're making a lego movie tomorrow. Wonder how that'll go. Wonder what it'll be about. Hmmmmmmm..