Sunday, December 30, 2007

Don't you hate it when you think you're watching a potentially cool movie, only to find out you've wasted your time? *sigh*

Saturday, December 29, 2007

This movie is depressing. =(

I think if people get smoking breaks from work, I should get play-on-the-Internet breaks. I usually take them anyway and mom finds out and gets mad, and in fact, I'm taking one right now and I'll probably get busted soon, but still. I should legally get them since I don't smoke. =P

Friday, December 28, 2007

I want real live Wolverine claws so bad. I don't care if I can't heal up real fast, I wants 'em anyway. =(

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

I loooooooove to eat foods and play games!! =D =D


At Faith's birthday party last Sunday, people were given assignments to fill out stuff about Faith. Mom was assigned to write a story....



Faith Appreciation Night

Assignment:
Describe an imaginary "worst date ever" for Fath.
"Mr. Wrong" takes her out- where does he take her, and what do they do? Please write as if it was an entry in her diary.
(NOTE: if the guy in your story is Darren, you automatically fail this assignment)

Dear Diary,
Tonight I (Faith) went on the worst date of my life. I went on a date with a younger man. His name was Brian Bridges. He looked like a very handsome guy I used to know- it was almost like he was a brother. Anyway, Brian came up to my door in a Spider-Man shirt. We went to the curb and there was his big white van. In the back of the van were 13 dead computer monitors his dad wanted him to take to the dump. He said he was waiting to see if someone would steal them and then he wouldn't have to go to the dump. He said it had worked once before. When I asked him where we were going, he said we were going to a dance, or maybe a concert, or maybe to go play video games with some of his friends. I GROANED out loud when he said video games. He said he didn't have enough gas to get to the friend's house anyway, so we went to the dance. The band was so loud I couldn't even hear myself screaming at him to get me out of there. When he climbed up on a tall guy's shoulders and started dancing up there, that's when the authorities threatened to throw us out. I was so embarrassed. When he tried to get me to go into the mosh pit, I knew we were not going to be dating long. We finally left. I told him I was hungry. Why I ever confessed that, I don't know! He said he didn't really have money, but he had an idea. He took me to a place he said he could afford. It was his mom's café. We came in a back door through a computer store. I had to make my own sandwich and he insisted I wear gloves to make my own food. We ate in the dark because he was afraid that if he turned on the lights, customers would try to come in. Then he said it was time to go home because Andrew, his buddy, was coming over to play guitars and drums. He wanted me to join them. I said no, thank you. When he dropped me off, he said, "well, we didn't have much fun, did we?" I said, "no" so he said, Bye. Then I said, "Bye."

Sunday, December 23, 2007

This episode makes me cry! It's so happy! :')



And this one is really funny. XD

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Dude, I'm seriously surprised I didn't have nightmares about Hairspray last night. That show was messed up, man.



...no really. I wish that my eyes had never beheld it and that my ears had never be...heard it. >_<

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

XD

Sleepless In Seattle: The Thriller

School of Rock: Hide Your Children

Must Love Jaws: A Touching Comedy About Friendship

The 10 Commandments: A High School Comedy 3000 Years In The Making (zomg swearz at 1:05)

Dumb and Dumber: The Horror!!!

Monday, December 17, 2007

AOMG BOMG COMG DOMG EOMG FOMG GOMG HOMG IOMG JOMG KOMG LOMG MOMG NOMG OOMG POMG QOMG ROMG SOMG TOMG UOMG VOMG WOMG XOMG YOMG ZOMG SHOMG CHOMG WHOMG SCHOMG THOMG!! (that should cover most of it.)




(creepy p.s....jokey kind of reminds me of marilyn manson in a couple parts. o_0 )
Soooooo Decaying Lawn has made their (our) own version.


Carol of The Decaying Bells

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Hahaha!



I'll probably have to get married later. I don't really want to. :[

*le sigh*

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Dabow! Something really creepy is going on. I keep seeing these strange people walking around town talking to....nobody. o_0 Like seriously, they're all over! You know what I think? I think they're being mind controlled! I have yet to discover who is behind it, but I know how they're doing it. You see, everybody I've seen being mind controlled has had a strange device on their ears that looks something like these...

BUY!
OBEY!
PANIC!

I've thought about calling the police, but they'll think I've gone crackers! I might try to snatch one of the ear devices and maybe take it apart. We'll see.


Seriously though, you might want to keep an eye out in your area...this could be bigger than just Moses Lake...

Monday, December 10, 2007

Dude. This is a pretty sweet music video.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

There are now a total of FOUR CHRISTMAS songs that I like! And this latest one isn't even Carol of The Bells! Nay, it's PWOJECT 86!!

They only have it on Mice Pace though. =(

http://www.myspace.com/project86

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Hi Sarah.


Hi Allie.





P.S. Can I have your stand up bass? I'll only play the best of songs on it. =D
Oh my word, that post was making me gag at the mere thought of it. *shudder*

Whatever Kristen had and whatever Bethany got, I now have. I ctrl-z'd my foods through the night. I just want to say, I feel really really bad for all the ladies that spawn new characters into the first person adventure of life. I hope I never have a baby.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Tonight, due to lack of happenings at the Café, I decided to invent a new sandwich for my dinner. Are you for this? Dundundunnnnn...IT WAS A TRIPLE DECKER WITH WHITE BREAD. IT HAD ROAST BEEF. IT HAD CORNED BEEF. IT HAD BACON. IT HAD MAYO. IT HAD RANCH DRESSING. IT HAD CRANBERRY SAUCE. IT PROVOLONE CHEESE. IT HAD PEPPERJACK CHEESE. IT HAD OLIVES. AND IT HAD LETTUCE. SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS BOLD AND ADVENTUROUS, IT WAS DISGUSTING.

It didn't help that I was also drinking some chocolate root beer that I'd made. I finished about 3/4 of the sandwich and about 1/8 of the chocobeer. omg. I'm feeling sick just writing about this. I think I need to crawl into bed and whimper until I fall asleep or die. >_<

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Why is the graffiti in Moses Lake so terrible!? It's just squiggly lines, there's no artistic ability anywhere! And the gangs themselves are such posers! Like "Base Boyz" for instance... What kind of name is that?? Sounds like a 10-year-old thought it up! Psh. Stupid poser gangs.


Also, there are now a total of THREE Christmas songs that I like! Carol of The Bells, Metallica's version of Carol of The Bells, and now....THRICE'S version of Carol of The Bells! Woohoo!

Monday, December 03, 2007

If you've ever wondered what I do when I'm home alone...This is completely live, unrehearsed, and unedited. I wouldn't normally post something like this but....I am. XD

Godzilla Dog

P.S. The song is a parody of one by Rihanna that I'd thrown together. I'm not really a Rihanna fan though, don't worry. >_>
Thus far, this month, these are the searches people have used to find my blog...


"i was floating in a peaceful sea, rescued by a sinking ship" (mewithoutYou lyrics)

biritney sipey

manly superhero names

please tell my butler that for breakfast, i shall require...

translation to poem: maybe dats your pwoblem too


Those are all so cool! =D


OMG LOOK A POYPLE STORE!!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Wednesday, November 28, 2007





...


Elyse just mentioned that I'm going to be 30 in 9 years. I kind of just died inside.


AAAAHHHH!!! AND SHE JUST TOLD ME LUDICRIS' REAL NAME IS CHRISTOPHER BRIAN BRIDGES!! I just died inside again. >_<

Tuesday, November 27, 2007



Charlie: I just sent an email to my grandma that said: "Hi Grandma... I'm just wondering how your pterodactyl zoo is coming along. Don't you have giraffes also?"
me: Hahahahahaha!!!
Charlie: what? o_O
you know, I really don't enjoy this humanities thing I have to do.
ignores
yays! no more homework!
me: I just think it's really funny that your grandma has a pterodactyl zoo
Charlie: she doesn't. o_O
where the cow did you get that idea?
my mom told me to send her a weird email so I did. >_>
me: can I send your mom a weird email?
Charlie: okay! O_O
ok so spanish I never do homework for, and besides I'm getting like 99.99995683598396385% in that class because my last name's Garcia
checks off
humanities I'm just ignoring... just sort of hoping none of these huge assignments on this sheet are due tomorrow
math I did (most of ¬_¬) for some unknown reason even though I'm getting above 95% in that class >_<>_<
IS is weird
yay! dones!
OMGOMGOMG TAHT LuKz exATCLY lIEK bETSANy!!

(click for full size, you pantful one.)

Friday, November 23, 2007

Today I made a Pineapple Meringue pie and a Peanut Butter pie. Neither of them were religious. O_O

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

I just watched Ratatouille and it made me really really hungry. O_O
Sun has set. Things may mostly return to normal.



HAVE A HWAPPY THWANKSGIVING YOU HOSERS!!!
The blessed Elysian has officially ruined my life. I'm only allowed to be angry until sundown though, so until then, Miss Memory, feel free to hit on Connor, and consider yourself blocked, 'cause I'm not talking to you. ¬_¬

Monday, November 19, 2007

Sunday, November 18, 2007

I'm halfway failing in school this quarter, working at a café is ridiculous but rather enjoyable, it's also sad because Bethany will probably be making more money than I will when tips are factored in, iTunes is really annoying, I don't fall down enough, my phone goes away at the end of this month, Manservant walked into the house the other day wearing his button-up shirt left open showing off his "abs", stating that he wanted to be more like my "californja friend" and it was really really funny, and instead of my original cave plan, I've decided to buy an island and a dog, and go live there by myself. ...with my dog I mean.

Thursday, November 15, 2007




I had to do something in Math class tonight or else I'd die.
Sorry, that post was creepin' me out, man. >_<

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Heavens! The things some girls say to me!


Elyse: HEARTBREAKER, HEARTBREAKER.. PLEASE BE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.. MY DARLING DEAR, I'LL LOVE YOU ALL THE TIME... I'M JUST A FOOL.. A FOOL IN LOVE WITH YOOOOOOU.
In the 70's, people kind of wore tight shirts and loose pants. (well...at least from the knees down. >_< )


In the 80's they kind of wore loose shirts and t*ght p*nts.

Now people kind of wear tight shirts AND t*ght p*nts.


...


I look forward to the future.

Monday, November 12, 2007

"Bwian, I command thee to take a picture of thyself drawing a picture of thyself drawing a picture of thyself…with only purple and green crayons! Plus you must be wearing your Siper-Mans suit." ~Father Cory

And thus...!


Plus a bonus feature....dundundun


Cory, I Command Thee™ to shoot thyself sneaking up behind your "unsuspecting" mom with a tricksy prank!!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Here's my brief version of the chorus of Slipknot's song: "Duality". I personally think they should hire me.

Duality


EDIT:
I ummm...just got tagged. By Bethany. I think she only did it because she knows I don't do stuff like this. And I wouldn't but...it'd be unsportsmanlike. o_O

Here are the rules. (1) Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves. (2) People who are tagged need to write a post on their own blog (about their eight things) and post these rules. (3) At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. (4) Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

P.S. This is going to be lame because everybody already knows everything about me. =( I'll try to think up new unknown things though.

1.) One time dad saw me in the bathroom with my face covered in teethpaste. I told him I was shaving. ...by the way, that stuff kind of burns a little. >_>

2.) I used to play with Bethany on her top bunk with her 81 stuffed animals, and whenever people came into the room I'd dive under all the animals/covers and try to hide

3.) Josiah and I used to play action figures together. Whenever I'd pick up my toys off his floor when it was time to leave, I'd look the other way and try to "accidentally" pick up one of his guys so I could play with it that week.

4.) Once at an abortion protest in like...August or something, Josiah and I were up on a railing and we were shouting "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" to a biker below who passed us many times. Right when it was time to leave he showed up RIGHT IN FRONT OF US and yelled "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" and Josiah and I freaked out and ran to our parents

5.) I used to spy on the neighbors pretty much every single night. Man, they did some funny stuff. XD

6.) Once when I was like 4 or something, an insanely tall black man told me he was two years old and I believed him. It wasn't until quite a few years later that I realized he was joking.

7.) I once drew a bottom and showed my brother and he told mom and I got in trouble.

8.) Once my cousin and I got stuck in my uncle's trailer and we were screaming and crying for help but nobody came. I think we ended up breaking a window to get out and I cut my hand, and then we got in trouble for even being in his trailer, not to mention breaking his window. ...I'd have to check all my facts on the story though, it was a long time ago. >_>


I refuse to tag anybody! Oh fine, I'll tag Cory and Elyse and Jesse. If you hosers don't do it, then you're not as good of sports as I am. >=) I don't know if I phrased that correctly. Oh well.
Look at this giant ice cream cone dad bought. It's like 3 to 4 feet tall. O_O

Friday, November 09, 2007

Except for one math class last night, I'm getting a five day weekend from school, plus Thanksgiving is coming up too so that's more days off. WOOOO!!!

And also...THE DECAYING LAWN ALBUM IS OUT!!!!!!! I'll let you know any further information about it once we figure more stuff out. >_<




Aaaaaaaaaaaand our cafe is opening in the next few days. Mom's got an order of over $1000 of food coming in today so we're going to have quite the task of putting it all away. =þ
I'm still lacking my chef's hat and keytar apron though. Hrmm....


EDIT: PWAH!!! It's here!! 5 boxes of Tim's Chips, 3 pineapples, loads of meats, giant tubs of ice cream, tons of various other crazy things, AAHHH IT'S ALL SO AMAZING!!! *dies*

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Why do Narwhals exist? They should be a mythical creature, not a real one! It's WEIRD!!

Monday, November 05, 2007

P.S.!!! I forgot to mention, I DIDN'T KNOW it was daylight savings last weekend because neither Cory NOR Jesse did their usual complaint about it! ¬_¬

My hair is ridiculous right now.



Edit:
6:50 PM Father: Dude
me: Dude
Father: Go to my blog.
Music video.
me: texted back. plz read. >_>
Father: o.
me: or I can just tell you. =D
Father: Wot.
me: I'm on dial-up
Father: BAH
me: but I can check it out as soon as possible. O_O aka tomorrow)
Father: Why is dial-up still legal?
6:51 PM me: hahahaha!
My dad is an internet provider, he has special privilages. ^_^
Father: Seriously.
You should be on T1 right now.
me: lol
Father: Not crapdial.
Dial is a soap.
Not an interwebs.
me: we could get dsl but dad doesn't want it because he thinks we'll spend too much time on the internet. >_<
hahaha!!!
soap. XD
6:52 PM And they didn't put fiber in our side of the base. T_T
Father: Lamesauce.
me: w0rdsauce.
Father: Hey, but everyone says to have fiber as part of your nutritious diet.
me: w0rdsauce. O_O
That's why I get mine at the store. =D
6:53 PM Father: I get mine at home.
wins
*wins*
me: I've been too annoyed by boldness, so I just go wins now.
=P
>_L>
ouch, that guy got L'd in the eye! XP
6:54 PM anyway, dinner's time, so I gotta go a'fooding now
Father: Signed me out. Stupid interwabs.
6:55 PM me: ohs. =(
Father: kri.
me: okay I will
during dinner.
Father: Time 2 listen 2 paramore.
k.
me: k
bai! bai! bai!
Father: You should blogquote this convo.
srsly.
me: k. XD
Father: k.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

The PWN(e)BB Festival was so excellent! The Decaying Lawn vocalist recorded the Band's second to last song on their album and he's ridiculously talented. He was even sick, so his voice was kind of shot, but he somehow used it to his advantage and made it sound really good. He came out later that night and talked with everybody for a while. I got like four of his autographs for different people. They also had this art section that had like EVERY medium available for use and you could just go do whatever, and they had a music section (with free access to the recording studio) with just about every instrument. I even go to play a keytar. O_O I didn't get to use the melodica though, but ah well.


Oh by the way, Decaying Lawn's album should be "finished" within the week. ^_^

Saturday, November 03, 2007

I'm going to the PWN(e)BBF (Pacific WestNorth (east) Brian Bridges Festival) tonight! It's going to be amazing! One of the members of Decaying Lawn will be playing some solo stuff (I'm hoping to get his autograph), and there will be scripture reading, and music, and drawing, and video games, and all kinds of other crazy stuff. And best of all...IT'S FREE! If only Kristen hadn't taken her camera to Tri-Cities. =(

Oh well. It'll be turbo. ^_^

Friday, November 02, 2007

This is the song I wrote for my voicemail message. Tonight I decided to put music to it. I had to make it weirdo timing so it would be short. Hi!

TRALA!!

Why are you calling me on the telephone
Don't you know I'm used to being alone
And it's so quiet here without you
So leave a message...
give me something to listen to
Something to listen tooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Now I'm cute too!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

So ummmmm...I guess my Keytar is now officially named after Elyse. Which means it's a girl Keytar. Aaaaaand I suppose that's okay since I so often talk about how much I love it.

Anyway, this was pretty much the grossest Halloween costume I've ever had but I didn't really think about it when I made it. You see, I was going to stay at home and do homework all night, but when Kristen, Bethany, and Ethan were leaving, I suddenly decided to go with them. So we went to the store where mom and dad were passing out candy (I guess since our neighborhoods are all scary, people like trick-or-treating downtown better), and I didn't have a costume! So while they were passing out candy, I went into the back room to find something I could wear...aaaaaand....I kind of found a can of spray paint and everything went off from there. >_<









P.S. I have NO idea when this paint will come off me. =P

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Brian wrote a serious song? How rare!

(click the title to hear it, of course)
The Path - By Brian Bridges
--------------------------
On a rough dirt path with the sun beating down
I am trusting, sure that He knows His way around
I almost fall down, there are rocks strewn about
But he doesn't let me fall, like the spider in a spout
Like water in a drought, I seek him out
I hold on 'cause I know He's someone I can't live without
I give a shout anytime I think I'll fall
And He grabs me, pulls me high, and helps me walk tall
It goes on this way and I don't dare stray
I just lift my eyes up to his face, fix my gaze
Never looking to the left, never glancing to the right
I don't know what's out there, but I don't care, He's my life
When the sweat drips down, He gives me energy
When the tears drip down, He is a friend to me
When my fears grip down, He fights my enemies
And when I'm snared by a trap, He sets me free
So let me be, I just wanna walk this path
And know that if I don't look away, I'll be okay
I won't stray, I'll just stay in this place
Bound for glory in a never ending story

I hear my name called out, off to my left
And I turn my head just for a minute, "Who's that?"
It's a girl standing there just off the path
Her hair waves in the wind as she walks through the grass
She's beautiful, enticing, makes my heart pound
And I hear the sound of her lovely voice, calling me now
To walk over, she wants to tell me something
It won't take more than a second
I walk over, "Something I can do for you miss?"
"Just this," she leans in and gives me a kiss
"What was that for?" I ask but she doesn't reply
I find my gaze fixed deep into her dazzling eyes
It's all kind of a blur as she slips her soft fingers
Into my hand and lets her touch linger
Then she gives me a tug and gently pulls me along
And my heart melts as she softly sings me a song
We walk through the grass and I feel nothing but joy
Her touch is warm and she has a steady poise
And I feel giddy inside at the sound of her voice
I feel like a boy who just got a new toy
We walk a bit further now and then she turns around
And pulls me close to her, I can hear her breathing now
But there's no other sounds, it's just her and me
No distractions, she's the only one I see
"Kiss me" she says, but her voice has changed
I stare into her eyes and see a blood red flame
I back away and ask if she's feeling okay
But she laughs and holds me as I try to pull away
"Please, let me go" I half politely request
But she squeezes me and leans her head on my chest
I calm down instantly and forget all my fears
And wonder where she'd been hiding all these years
She tells me sweet things, but then my skin grows cold
When she looks up and asks me to give her my soul
I decline and tell her I just want to be friends
But she says if I say no, our love will end
And I don't want that, in fact I really don't care
Because all I want now is this embrace we share
So I forget that one guy, uhhh...what was his name?
And plus it was a hard path to walk just the same
Whereas here I am pleased by this girl holding me
So I tell her it's fine she can have it for free

That was the last thing I said before her skin turned pale
And her eyes burned with the fury of a stormy gale
I shoved her away and watched in horror
As if I'd opened up a door on the box of Pandora
She swore I would never ever escape her now
And I looked around but saw nothing but blackness...How!?
Is this happening, what is going on!?
Weren't we just standing in a field on a grassy lawn?
The ground was hard as stone and the air was cold
And the girl before me looked decayed and old
And the hatred in her eyes was like I'd never seen
And the expression on her face was all haggard and mean
She shrieks and reaches for me with bony hands
I back away but bump into what feels like a man
And I turn around I see him there, staring at me
Hatred in his eyes too, and he's bloody and rotting
I turn to run but find that I'm surrounded by them
They're everywhere, hateful eyes that stare, flesh ripped bare
Withered hair, decaying stench of death in the air
Starving as if they had no food to spare
And then the place lit up and I saw a sea of silhouettes surrounding me
And the flaming lights flashed as they began to scream
"All hate, all hate" every corpse was chanting
Thrusting their fists above their heads to a man standing
On an elevated plane above us all
With a group of winged soldiers standing tall
He leaned over a podium and raised up his hands
And the entire place errupted in the praise of his fans
He shot his eyes at me and pointed into my heart
And screamed, "He offered his soul! Minions, tear him apart!!"
And a mass of rotting hands suddenly reached for my chest
I wanted to scream for help but I was holding my breath
And when I finally found it in me and I was able to wail
The guy gave an order to stop and their hands all failed
But before I felt relief I felt new hands on me
It was the girl from before when she was pretty and clean
She held me close yet again, and I remembered her hate
But for some reason, in her arms, that seemed to drift away
And I was almost in a daze, feeling good once again
Even though I saw those dozen hands creeping in
And I began debating deep inside my mind
Whether I should cry out to God or just stay here and die
I don't know why, I knew nothing I'd done was right
I knew I should never have strayed my eyes or left my master's sight


But suddenly I found it in me and I shoved her away
And I screamed out to God as the hands grabbed at my face
And my throat, and my chest, and my arms, and my legs
And I screamed "Abba, Father!!" before my flesh gave way
Then the instant I screamed, there was a thunderous crack
And the sky lit up a flash of white in the black
All the dead men let go and fell down to their knees
Screaming mercy and things like, "Don't torture us, please!"
And the man at the podium shrieked out filth
But the anger in his eyes began to mingle with guilt
Even the tall winged soldiers were down on the ground
Wailing out the utmost hideous sounds
There was another crack and I spun around
The sky was on fire, there was rumbling in the ground
And then the shrieks of the masses could scarcely be heard
Above the deafening sound of my Father's own words
As he shouted my name with a terrifying roar
I was like a lost lamb that he'd been searching for
And then he appeared and I fell down with the crowd
And I covered my head with my hands like a shroud
But through my closed eyes, the light was blinding
And the whole earth shook beneath his fire and lightning
It all happened so fast, and I couldn't really see
But I could sense that bodies were flying all around me
There were screams of pain, and wails of hate
And a crash as the podium crumbled to its fate
The next thing I knew, I was completely consumed
Engulfed in love beyond that of the hate that had fumed
And everything felt so distant, though I could see it occur
It was as if I was dreaming, so I couldn't be sure
In here, things were calm like floating under the sea
Except instead of water, I felt his passionate love for me
And before I knew what all had just taken place
I felt my knees in the dirt and a hand on my face
It was the path once again and he raised up my head
But I shook him away and said I ought to be dead
I just couldn't look at him, I couldn't look at his eyes
I layed down in the dirt and just began to cry
My shoulders shook now as I felt my shame rise
This pain I had was from forfeiting my life
And disobeying my God
I knew I'd done wrong
And I didn't see how his love could be so strong
Through my tears I whispered, "I'm sorry, my Lord...
I know that you had the greatest things in store
But I left you for lusts of the here and now
Please forgive me, if you can, though I don't see how..."
And He said, "Yes, my son, that was foolish of you
And the price for that is death, what you say is true
But my love is stronger than that
You see I bought you back,
My son died in your place, the price is paid at last
Plus He's alive today, death couldn't hold Him down
So you're forgiven, everything is okay now."
And he took my shoulders, and raised me to my feet
And embraced me with love like you would never believe
Then he said, "Come now, son, follow me."
And we continued down the path and I knew, I was free.
mewithoutYou was very very great to watch and played super well, but they only did a few songs, unfortunately. I would love to watch them perform an entire concert. Thrice was amazing as well. They weren't as entertaining to watch (aside from lights and stuff) but their music was very solid and very passionate and intense. They played quite a bit longer but I'd love to see a full concert from them too. If they had played a couple of my favorite songs I probably would've been in tears, they were so good, heheh. And Brand New was really good, but I'd only heard like one of their songs, so it was kind of hard to stand through 2 hours of stuff I'd never heard and wasn't aaallll that enthusiastic about. But oh well. Excellent shows all around. Andrew will probably have pictures up soon and I'll post them.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Two days until I see Thrice, mewithoutYou, and Brand New!

Tonight, Andrew came over at midnight and he and Bethany and I had a wild party. Then we took him home and went to Wal-Mart on the way home. I bought a Marvel poster with a bunch of superheroes on it, and while we were there we heard Project 86 playing over the speakers. It was the greatest thing I've ever heard played in a store ever. O_O

Friday, October 26, 2007


These are NOT a billion questions from a survey! REALLY!! T_T

(skip to end of post)


Quick! Make up a number (example: eleventy seven)

One Godzillion!

Excuse me while I...
raise my knee, raise my other knee, raise my foot, raise my other foot, walk in a circle, and do the puppet master

If you had an extra toe, what would you do with it?
use it for the good of mankind

If I lived in the year 2100, my profession would be...
psi-artist

I wouldn't mind being stuck in a closet with...
my dog

I'll wait until nobody is looking, then I'll...
do the puppet master

When faced with a problem, I...
do the puppet master

What's the first frivolous thing you'll buy when you're rich and famous?
some fatmen. Then I can REALLY say "Frivolous Fatmen!"

If there's another book, it should be called "Harry Potter and The ..."
Death of Harry Potter

What did you say the last time you drunk dialed?
I hope this number isn't my mom's. (p.s. drinking is for sucks)

Polka Dots are...
hilarious! XD

I like people who are...
like me

Make up a fact about penguins right now:
That's not a question. But now that you mentioned it, they DO eat their dead since food is scarce in the Arctic.

What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
tell Ethan to stop sitting on my head

In a previous life, I was...
an amazon warrior. Back then I was the one who wore the Golden Girdle of Gaea. It was not a good life.

I'd be the happiest person in the whole world if...
everybody else suddenly got inhumanly depressed.

Would you make out with the last person who wrote on your wall?
Steven Noonan? I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself.

What celebrity do people say you look like?
Angolina Jolie. It sucks, man.

If I'm reincarnated, I'd like to be a...
zombie sheep.

Kevin Federline is...
fat

What's your favorite blue food?
...berry muffins!

What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
I think it was that peanut butter and pineapple sandwich. =x

What do you think you'll name your kids?
I won't have any. But maybe Jolieolium, Liechtenstein, Van, or Biff for the dudes. And maybe Shelderlina, Carressa, Sky Blue, or Moonbeam for the ladies.

I will never tell anyone...
what I'm not about to tell you.

My parents would kill me if I came home with...
14,000 corpses trailing behind me

What's your ideal climate?
I once came across a tree, and though I tried, I couldn't climate. T_T

Waffles are...
hilarious! XD

My comfort food is...
kangaroo jerky

Take whatever you want. Just don't take my...
keytar! or my dog! or my computer! or piano! or drums! or guitars! or house! In fact...just...go away!

What would you do for a new car?
trade you my van. XD

How many songs do you have on your iPod?
I don't have a smegging iPod, you ugly goit!

I was voted most likely to...
run thru a screen door. >_<

How often do you cook? Hahahahahahaha!!!

I think they should legalize...
the destruction of things I don't like.

A more appropriate first name for me would be...
Jolieolium

I'm afraid of...
Wasps. And spiders. And intimidating girls.

I wish I had been born back in...
1986 when there WERE no bright contrasting colors.

God is...
spelled G-d out of reverance by like...Jews and mewithoutYou and stuff.

Stop! In the name of...
Cory's mom's internet friend's daughter's second cousin's neighbor's great aunt's dog!

Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
A mix of the three! That'd be weird. o_O

What talk show would you like to be a guest on?
Weird Al TV

My backpack/purse/wallet contains the following surprising things:
An Apples To Apples card, a picture of a girl, a ton of money, some drawings, some secret numbers, and like...a love letter I think.

Please buy me a...
car, a violin, a bass guitar, a new amp, a sound board, some uber speakers, a new computer, a billion art supplies of every kind, and a grand piano. Thanks.

The sitcom about my life would be named...
The Bwian Bwian Show

What should your biography be titled?
The Amazing Siper-Mans

What was (or will be) your wedding song?
I'm not getting married. But maybe Zombie Sheep. XD

I wish my parents had named me...
Jolieolium

When I call you, my custom ring tone should be...
Brianstorm by Arctic Monkeys

My parents should've known I'd be trouble when I...
first met Cory

What's your favorite smell?
the sound of crumbling bricks

Who are the top 3 people you'd like to buy a beer for?
Cory, Monerz, and Elyse

In 20 years, I will be...
31. O_O

What's your earliest memory?
I don't remember. I was just a little baby.

Who is the funniest person you know?
I am. XD

If I had a time machine, I'd...
eat a sandwich

Pardon my...
chainsaw

What music should they play at your funeral? (example: Get On Up)
Zombie Sheep

What was the worst movie this year?
The one that won the Project 86 movie contest over mine and Andrew's. ¬_¬

Propose a new toothpaste flavor:
Toothpaste flavored toothpaste! I mean Jalapeno.

The key to success is...
in my pocket with my knife.

Mary Kate or Ashley?
It matters not. They both add up to approx. nothing.

Boxers or briefs?
I'll box YOUR briefs.

For my first wish, I wish...
for infinity more wishes

I'd rather be...
me than a can of moose meat

What questions should we ask on 10 Second Interview?
lik h4V u eVr b3eN t3h nekKiD ROLFORLF!!!!11

Complete this sentence: Life is like a box of...
Cory Miller.

If you saw wet cement, what word would you write in it?
uaklsjdf

Quick! Make up a first name:
VlademnadierlüüpedeHUUWAAAAHHHHHKHAAAKzomtophin

What's your favorite song lyric?
"I was floating in a peaceful sea, 'rescued' by a sinking ship."

When you get stressed, what are you most likely to throw out the window?
a volleyball, but lets not talk about that. ¬_¬

What's your favorite ice cream topping?
Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'M A little lad that loves berries and cream!

What was the best prank you ever played on someone?
I called my sister in the neighboring motel room, and posed as a hotel worker, reporting that the room next door had seen cockroaches running around and asked if she'd seen anything. Also, grabbing Emily's leg from underneath the van was pretty fantastic. Does that count as a prank?

I like my men/women how I like my...
raw fish in tapioca pudding with salad dressing over top. And sprinkles.

How many days past expiration are you willing to drink milk?
925,627,126,842,881,436,371,094,627,458,286,211,111,800,555

Quick! Write a two line poem:
f*re, ch*ir, this I swear.

Please tell my butler that for breakfast, I shall require...
a large variety of unhealthy cereal.

What song best describes you?
ZOMG TEH FAIRIES by Decaying Lawn

What are three words that sum you up?
11/21 year old.

I'd like to hang out with...
Cory Miller

If I were a super hero, my super suit would be made out of...
It's made out of siper-fabrix

I'm reminded of home whenever...
I'm at home.

What memory would you rather forget?
sorry, too scandalous.

If Chuck Norris falls into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets... violated.

Cat person, dog person, or not into pets?
A cute wittle puppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy.

I'm down with...
Canindians.

What are three ways you're making the world a better place?
Decaying Lawn, Siper-Mans, and Brian Bridges

Though I try to hide it, I'm actually...
Siper-Mans

What's the most embarassing song in your collection?
God vs. Godzilla

My name should be listed in the Wikipedia entry for...
being a member of Decaying Lawn.

What's your favorite brand?
Yamaha, Roland, Washburn, and B.C.Rich.

Late at night, I like to eat...
corpses in Nethack.

If I were pregnant, I'd probably crave...
entire planets

Fill in the blank: ________ + chocolate = heaven
heaven

What question should they ask Miss America or Miss Universe contestants?
"By the way, do you smoke?"

If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be, and why?
A turnip. Then if people asked me what I was doing in the garden, I could say, "I'm a turnip!"

When do you normally go to bed?
12:00am - 7:00am

Is Britney over, or is the comeback just getting started?
All [wo]men are like grass, but Decaying Lawn will never die!

What's one magical thing that happened today?
Charlie and I performed two Decaying Lawn songs togerther over the phone

What is/was your imaginary friend's name?
I have an entire gang. One of the guys is named Ryan.

What cartoon character did you have a crush on?
Currently, I have one on Katara. XD

What was your worst fashion mistake?
short pants that didn't reach my knees

I'd be nothing if it weren't for...
me

If I were the first person to land on the mood, I would've said:
On the mood? If I landed on the mood, I'd be like, "Man! People sure are moody around here!"

What's the worst that could happen?
going to h*ck.

What's your favorite web site?
http://www.b-squared.blogspot.com/

Who was your first kiss?
Her first name is not Alice, and her last name is not Porkinstein.

Which of your Facebook friends have you made out with?
O_O

Bikini, Tankini, or Linguini?
omg pr0n.

Skirts, shorts, or skorts?
O_O

I collect...
internal organs, which I keep in a cedar chest.

What's the latest gadget you've bought?
a transdimensional portal.

I'd like to be captain on a manned mission to...
Cory's house.

The last time I actually cooked something, I made...
Hotdogs! They were amazing!

What pet names does your boyfriend/girlfriend call you?
she used to call me Arty or Shadow, but other times she'd call me Jazz or Mia.

When they write my obituary, I hope they mention...
me.

When the world ends, I will be...
able to predict the future, apparently. O_O

Wal-Mart is...
for sucks.

What do you wish you had never done?
sorry, can't tell you, they're all embarrassing. >_< I will dedicate my life to the invention of...
religious pie.

Where was sexy before Justin Timberlake brought it back?
He didn't. But probably Robert Mason.

We should criminalize...
the entire world.

Are you a glass half full or glass half empty person?
Both. At the SAME TIME! =O

If I had to date one of my Facebook friends, I'd date...
Amelia Nye II

What's your favorite restaurant?
I have to say The Firefly Cafe or else I might lose my job.

What will spend your lotto winnings on?
meeeeeee

What's your favorite comfort when you're ill?
girls and video games.

Batman or Superman?
Batman. He's way more manly (especially with his voice), and Superman's costume is doofy.

I once had a really weird dream that...
involved saving Amber from her bikini clad cousins and watching her push a car off a cliff.


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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

My parents got me a new Siper Suit because mine were all getting worn out. I'm not gonna lie, it feels pretty great, web slinging around town in my smashing new duds. ^_^

Monday, October 22, 2007

I rigged up the most ghetto cymbal stand yesterday. I used a camera tripod, and a wooden toy top, which I placed in the verticalized tripod handle.


And here is what they sound like! =D

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Tonight, I went from having a bread...

...to having slices of bread...


...to having the usual me look again. Hmmm.

Friday, October 19, 2007

See my free DRUM SET!!? I'll have to rig up a ghetto stand for my crash cymbal because the real one was busted but it's not like I can complain with a FREE DRUM SET!!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Well Elyse, since you've waited patiently for so long...Decaying Lawn has written you a song for you birthday. It is our version of Beethoven's "Für Elise", and I'm not gonna lie...it's probably the best Decaying Lawn song ever. ^_^

So without fürther adoodeedoodeedoo...I present:
För Elyse by Decaying Lawn

oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!




(quick song info, I did the creepy ghost-like keytar in the first half, and then Charlie finished the last half of the song using his amazing heavy guitar powers.)

Sunday, October 14, 2007

PUMPKIN ATTACK!! I did the Sipey one (duh), Ben did the abstract one, and Kristen did the big toofs and eyes one.





Friday, October 12, 2007

I don't have much to say. WEIRD! Except that ummm....Thrice's upcoming albums are amazing and Assassin's Creed is going to be amazing.

And uhh...we got our pictures taken for the paper because our cafe will be opening next weeek (I think). And ummm...The new Dr. Who series is skiptastiiiic. And uuhhh...I want to buy a violiiiiin. And ummm....school wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for homewoooord. And uhhh....I've never had pizza with purple cheese on iiiit.

And it's really funny if you say "PEETZER!!"

And that's all.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Well, hi! My name is Bwian, and I'll be your bodyguard today. Would you like a mint?

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Tee hee....

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

omg i gotz t3h pwo3Rs!!

t3H tahksns 2 T3h bWi@ns!!

nwo i kna POsT!!!!!!!!

yaaaaayz

Monday, October 08, 2007

It's 11:45 at night, I'm sitting here in a dimly lit room, all alone with no sounds other than the computer, and a bird just suddenly flew *SMACK* into the window to my left. Scared the fCory's fpurple fpants out of me.

@_@

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Cory and I had a potry writting on Tia's blog. The results were....messy. Translations have been provided for those who can't speak newbie. (Caution: Translated poetry might not rhyme as well, or at all.)


lik3 i'M s33z t3h n0 lITez aDN i TinK mY haErt iT f4llz cuz i dOEsNt haz n0tin' but blaksn3ss!!
tehn i call teh technishun mans adn he say 2 puhs teh powerz buton on my comp00ter. >_< -Brian Bridges


I don't see any lights and I think my heart falls because it doesn't have anything but blackness!!
Then I call the technician man and he says to push the power button on my computer.



i R t3h JAebrywok
I lievz N teh z00
i <3 L1T7le puPeiz
anD i <3 U 2!!
-Cory Miller

I am the Jabberwock
I live in the zoo
I love little puppies
And I love you too!!


1n t3h wher i coms fr0m th3rz coldness we haves
adn snows r teh coverign t3h lands
d0 u nos were i live im a n00bie so
duh i lives in iecland!
-Brian

Where I come from, all we have is cold
And snow that covers the lands
Do you know where I live? I'm a newbie so
Duh, I live in Iceland!



I LUV POTRY.
-Cory

I love poetry.


ti4na l13k ur t3h s0 ogm taht wehn i see u in teh pitcuez i thikn im l0okign at t3h rozes!
sh4l i comaer u 2 a iecladnic d4y??
k ur teres l0ts 0f blubr eatign adn itz c0ldz.
...k bad exapmle. >_<
-Brian

Tia, you're so "oh my goodness" that when I see you in the pictures, I think I'm looking at the roses!
Shall I compare you to an Icelandic day?
Okay, there is lots of blubber eating and it's cold.
...okay, bad example.



i <3 a ListENin 2 EmrEy
an R3d aDn BilDNAside
cUZ w1n i Lisetn 2 teHm
teHy taEks m3 4 a RideZ!!1
-Cory

I love listening to Emery
And Red and Blindside
'Cause when I listen to them
They take me for a ride!



h0w longz tilL iz t3h bw4in n0t g01ng 2 B awSUM???
iN t3h wurdz oF 4 po3t'z r4viN...n#V3Rm0eR!!!!11
-Brian

How long until Brian is no longer awesome?
In the words of a poet's Raven, "Nevermore!"



O l1t3 0f mY liEf,
O l1t=3 oF MY lI3f,
t3h u shienz so br1t3
ADN U r t3h b3uafitul sIeTZ
h0w canZ i t3lL u
tahT u r juts s0 sUP3r
i luvz u 4-evr my dU4l-src33n c0mpuTr3
-Brian

Oh light of my life,
Oh light of my life,
You shine so bright
And you are a beautiful site
How can I tell you
That you are just so super
I love you forever, my dual-screen computer.



i <3'd u 4 2 l0nG
t3Hn S0m73HinG W3n7 2 wr0nG
u MaeD m3 kR1
i Hop3s u dEI
cUZ i r emOZ!!!!!!11111
...taHt wuZ 2 mI fL4sh Dr1vE.
-Cory

I loved you for too long
Then something went too wrong
You made me cry
I hope you die
'Cause I am emo!!
...That was to my flash drive.



im seez u stadn1gn tehr3 atcully m0r3 l1kez oN ur b3lLi3
adn i nos u hungwy
but i d0ezt'n h4S w4rusl f00dz
s0 u c4N haz g3rn0la bra
herz u g0 k d00dz
adn u sk4rr3d me i saysed AAHHHHH
adn use hav3z teh g3nr0la dats g00dz
but u h4z filpp3rsz n0t p4wz
-Brian

I see you standing there, actually more like on your belly
And I know you are hungry
But I don't have walrus food
So you can have a granola bar
Here you go, okay dude
And you scared me; I said, "AAHHHH!"
And you have the granola, that's good
But you have flippers not paws



0fF w17h Ur he4dz!!!!111
w3ll tA3k 1t aLl B4cK an tEHn Sum
n3v3R aGIN, ofF wIT uR h34DZ!!11
weL cu7 0uT al taHtsz a H1NDr3cN3
b133Dz teH 0lD M4nZ
of WitT UR HAEDZ!!!11
-Cory

Off with your head!!
We'll take it all back and then some
Never again, off with your head!!
We'll cut out all that's a hindrance!
Bleed the old man
Off with your head!!


w00t w00t u haz teh p0ts
t3h eihgtieth p0ts
tere'z l0tS adn loTz
t14naz iS s0 lukcy (adn h0tz)
-Brian

Woot woot, you have the post!
The eighteenth post
There are lots and lots
Tia is so lucky (and hot)



0Mg u HietTed On TaieNA!?!?!@#$3455
><><<><<<<<<<<<<

k I lUR3v 2 p4LY GaITUr
AdN muIS1C iZ sW337
W1N i pAyl mUE1SC
iTZ A tR34T
-Cory

Oh my goodness, you hit on Tia!?

Okay, I love to play guitar
And music is sweet
When I play music
It's a treat



cURsze wuT i d03z desreV3s tIhS 4!?
t3h mY m0m haz m3asERUd m3 bY t3h fr0tn doOr
adn i wuz SO suer taht i h4v3d gr3W
buts wh-3n i l0okDE i wuznt s1x tw0.
=(((((((((((((
-Brian

Curses, what have I done to deserve this!
My mom has measured me by the front door
And I was SO sure that I had grown
But when I looked I wasn't six two.



1 WuZ awATch1NG uHF
AnD I wUZ 34tInG ChIPZ
W1N I sP1LdED
oN T3H cAPRETZ :((((
-Cory

I was watching UHF
And I was eating chips
When I spilled
On the carpet



sp33kign 0f winz i wuz so amaezd
wehn i h4v3 s3e 0n myps*ec taht ouR m0vei wuz praizd
adn we wun teh c0ntets!! w00t w00t adn stuff!!
n0w i can h4s n3w l3g0z wichj i luffs!!
-Brian

Speaking of win, I was so amazed
When I saw on Mysp*ce that our movie was praised
And we won the contest!! Woot woot and stuff!!
Now I can have new legos which I love!!



1 wUz ReLA1 Pru0D Uv BaR1N
w!N H3 w1N3D T3h cOtn3SZT
2 g3T FrE3 lEg0Z, h0Ly m4N
tEHY ReL1 r TH3 b3STZ!!!11
-Cory

I was really proud of Brian
When he won the contest
To get free legos, holy man
They really are the best!



c0yr iz r1t3 yaaaahhhh

adn juts alw4tz rebemer
taht 1n d3c3bmeR
1f u w4ntz 2 gET sum 1 @ g1tf

taht teh bets taht c0rY nos
iz 2 g3T tehm l3g0z
cuz uv c0rs3 teir sprirtz wlLl l!fT!!1
-Brian

Cory is right, yeah

And always remember
That in december
If you want to get someone a gift

That the best that Cory knows
Is to get them Legos
'Cause of course their spirits will lift!

Friday, October 05, 2007

I am a dog.
Dog dog dog.
Here comes a ship!
A battleship!
The ship is in the sea.
The sea is big!
My shoe is big.
Big is for sucks.
Unless you're a duck.
Hello, duck!
Quack quack quack.
The duck says quack.
Quacka lacka dack.
Duckies are fun!
If you have a gun.
I shoot the duck's head.
The duck is dead!
Goodbye duck.
Your head blew up.
Up is the way!
To get to the sky.
Lets go fly!
We fly to the sky.
We come across a cloud!
Clouds are made of water.
Lets go swimming!
We swim in the water.
It starts to rain!
Curse you, rain!
We fall to the Earth.
And land in the dirt.
Here is a worm!
Hello worm!
The worm can't talk.
Can you say hello?
The worm doesn't know.
He can't shrug his shoulders!
Lets pick up a boulder..
And drop it on the worm.
Splatter! Goes the worm.
The worm is dead.
Just like the duck!
Worm and duck.
Both are out of luck.
We've come to the end.
End end end.
Byedi!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Hello!

Monday, October 01, 2007

Be honest now...Would you rather lose your hand to a shark or a crocodile?

GASP!!!!! I just went to myspace and found that Chris had posted THIS bulletin!


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As some of you may know A Night at the Pier was animated for the Brickfilms.com 24 Hour Animation Contest a while back. Well all the voting is done and Brian and I won first place, read the thread at brickfilms HERE

The film was animated and scored in about 14 to 18 hours, however most of the sets used were build before the contest started.
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WOO!! I don't remember what the prize is. I think we get to like split a batmobile or something. =)

Friday, September 28, 2007

EDIT: Mom wanted me to make some signs for our cafe. This is the one I made for the bathroom. =)


This is how exciting my economics class has been.

It's more exciting than math, however. And I'm not doing so well at gwaulfing, but at least it's fun. It feels good to swing a big iron stick and smack a ball a bazillion yards away into a tree, or a golf-ball scooper truck, or a bird.

I'm going to try and buy some keytar attire while the costumes are out and about.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

I heard a rumor that Enter Blue is featuring a cover song on their upcoming album "This Lighter Road". ...This cover song, to be precise...


Average Girl - By Barlow Girl (covered by Enter Blue)
So what I'm not your average girl
I don't meet the standards of this world
Chasing after boys is not my thing
See I'm waiting for a wedding ring

No more dating
I'm just waiting
Like sleeping beauty
My prince will come for me
No more dating I'm just waiting
'Cause God is writing my love story

Boys are bad that's certainly not true
'Cause God's preparing one for you
If you get tired waiting till he comes
Gods arms are the perfect place to run

Sleep that's the only thing
For me 'cause when I sleep Gods
Preparing one for me
ZOMG DWAGONS!!!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/dragonwarsdwar/

I don't know if I should point and laugh, or wait in anticipation.
Today on The Bwian Bwian Show™, we have a poem discovered by my youngerly sister Bethany. This poem is totally about me. Like it's kind of scary.



Maybe Dats Your Pwoblem Too - By Jim Hall

All my pwoblems
who knows, maybe evwybody's pwoblems
is due to da fact, due to da awful twuth
dat I am SPIDERMAN.

I know. I know. All da dumb jokes:
No flies on you, ha ha,
and da ones about what do I do wit all
doze extwa legs in bed. Well, dat's funny yeah.
But you twy being
SPIDERMAN for a month or two. Go ahead.

You get doze cwazy calls fwom da
Gubbener askin you to twap some booglar who's
only twying to wip off color T.V. sets.
Now, what do I cawre about T.V. sets?
But I pull on da suit, da stinkin suit,
wit da sucker cups on da fingers,
and get my wopes and wittle bundle of
equipment and den I go flying like cwazy
acwoss da town fwom woof top to woof top.

Till der he is. Some poor dumb color T.V. slob
and I fall on him and we westle a widdle
until I get him all woped. So big deal.

You tink when you SPIDERMAN
der's sometin big going to happen to you.
Well, I tell you what. It don't happen dat way.
Nuttin happens. Gubbener calls, I go.
Bwing him to powice, Gubbener calls again,
like dat over and over.

I tink I twy sometin diffunt. I tink I twy
sometin excitin like wacing cawrs. Sometin to make
my heart beat at a difwent wate.
But den you just can't quit being sometin like
SPIDERMAN.
You SPIDERMAN for life. Fowever. I can't even
buin my suit. It won't buin. It's fwame wesistent.
So maybe dat's youwr pwoblem too, who knows.
Maybe dat's da whole pwoblem wif evwytin.
Nobody can buin der suits, dey all fwame wesistent.
Who knows?

Monday, September 24, 2007

We had another Wenatchee Trip of Doom™ yesterday. It was amazing!!

Here are the results.


And this one is for you, Elyse. I totally pushed that button.

Friday, September 21, 2007

This is interesting. I'm intrigued by the reaction this man gets from the guy who approaches him. It looked like a small picture of a Bible scene when you read about things like when Stephen was preaching and finally the people covered their ears, screamed at the top of their lungs, dragged him outside, and stoned him. This isn't nearly that intense, but as I watched this movie and a few others, you can definitely see similar reactions in people as those that Stephen got. Many of the street preachers I saw seemed a bit foolish in that they just argued and stuff, but I like this guy because he just stands there and shouts out the gospel and quotes scripture, not even stopping to get into any foolish arguments. I don't know, it's interesting. He's got courage though, that's for sure. =)

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Here, have
some late night
bad quality
pictures and stuff.

=)

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Few may remember this, my parody of The Raven. For those who don't, just know that all the things becca says here are
things we used to say
back in the day
when we used to play
on IRC, hey hey.

*ahem*


the becca - A Parody by Brian Bridges

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I chatted, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of unfinished chores,
While I chatted, keys all clacking, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my house front door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my house front door--
Only this, and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate quizzing member talked of school, what a bore.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow
From chat rooms surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Coryz0r--
For the man in the metnal haven who myself named Coryz0r--
Insano here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my house front door--
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my house front door;--
This it is, and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was chatting, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my house front door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"--here I opened wide the door;--
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the weird word, "Coryz0r!"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Coryz0r!"--
Merely this, and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice:
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore--
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;--
'Tis the wind and nothing more."

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a noisy clutter,
In there crawled a stately person of the metnal days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, stood there at my house front door--
Standing expressionless, grinless, scowless, stayed there at my house front door--
Stood like that, and nothing more.

Then this funny person beguiling my mad fancy into smiling,
By the weird and strange decorum of the countenance she wore.
"Though I know not how this can be, thou," I said, "art sure no pansy,
Crazy strange and good friend person who came to me, a daily IRCer--
Tell me what thy lordly name is you who are a strange night lurker!"
Quoth the person, "becca merker."

Much I marvelled this ungainly person to hear discourse so plainly,
Though her answer little meaning--little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing this mysterious nightly lurker--
Being or beast just simply standing there at the door of a daily IRCer,
With such name as "becca merker"

But the person, standing lonely at the house front door, spoke only
That one word, as if her soul in that one word she did outpour.
Nothing further then she uttered--not another word she stuttered --
Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have flown before--
Soon like Cory, she will leave me, as is obvious I'm a f00"
Then she said, "HA SPITE YOU!"

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so loudly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what she yells is her thoughts spoken so true,
Thought up by some mind of insanity, this seems like some odd plotted plan to me
Is she sent by my mom for not doing my chores, for I have been a lazy worker--
I do hope she has mercy on this poor distracted IRCer
Has mom sent this 'becca merker'?"

But the person still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of becca's shoe.
Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous being of f00--
What this odd, strange, staring, silly and super being of f00
Meant in yelling "HA SPITE YOU!"

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the being whose staring eyes now made me wonder what's in store;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er,
I also thought of Coryz0r

Then methought the room grew darker, transformation like Peter Parker
Clouds blocked the moon and stopped the steady stream of light it'd pour
"Blast," I cried, "my mom hath lent thee,--by the night time she hath sent thee
Punishment shall now come fourth from my memories of undone chores!
Why did I spend the entire day chatting with that Coryz0r!?"
Quoth the becca, "Indeed. Your your!."

"Weirdo!" said I, "thing of madness!--crazy still, if sane or metnal!--
Whether mom sent, or whether you just wandered over here like a f00,
Making me nervous, weirded out, by the mysterious things you shout--
In this home by horror haunted--tell me truly, truly true--
Are you, are you sent by mom?--tell me--tell me, so I'm no f00!"
Quoth the becca, "You, head you."

"Weirdo!" said I, "thing of madness!--crazy still, if sane or metnal!--
By the mom that maybe you went to--by that mom we both know sent you--
Tell this soul with sorrow at stake, if you're even from Moses Lake,
Did mom send you to bring judgement upon me for chatting with Cory like a f00?--
I must know or I shall burst, now please answer me tell me, you!"
Quoth the becca, "Mwehee, woo.."

"Be that word our sign in parting, being or fiend," I shrieked upstarting--
"Get thee back into the night and through the window, becca merker!
Leave nothing behind as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my chattingness unbroken!--you are metnal that's for sure!
Take thyself from out my house, and watch out cuz my dog sheds fur!"
Quoth the becca, "Dogs smell. Drrrrr."

But the becca, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the chair in which I gave her, just there at my house front door;
And her eyes have all the seeming of a bored girl who's daydreaming,
And the lamplight o'er her streaming throws her shadow on the floor;
And my mind wondering what is happening ponders all my undone chores
I'll talk to Cory--nevermore! :'(

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

6 more spaces left on the doom track before the beast awakens to destroy me.

Translation: School starts next Monday

Monday, September 17, 2007

P.S. HAPPY ONE MONTH UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY DAY, ELYSE!!
(wow a p.s. at the beginning of an entry. Didn't see that one coming.)

I'm drawing a DWAGON!! This is all I have thus far. I think he's a cutie-pie. Maybe I'll name him when I'm done.

(Dwagon)




Sunday, September 16, 2007

Today Bethany and I decided to rename our pets. We named her cat Nose Head Nose and we named my dog Mystical Vulture. I.....don't know why.

Also today, I kicked a ball across the living room and it hit a glass of water that was sitting on the coffee table...and it didn't even knock the glass off the table or anything, it just shattered it right there. It was cool. And unfortunate. >_<

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Long Version:
Today I bought a 20' midi cable and strap locks for my keytar. In order to get the strap locks on, I had to take off the previous strap buttons and one came right off, but the other one's screw would just not come out and I was getting really frustrated. So very reluctantly and nervously, I unscrewed everything and took the front plate off my precious $525.00 honey lamb, and very carefully took out some plates and things to get down to that stupid screw. I found a nut on the other side that was holding it in (why the h*ck??) so I took it off, put my strap lock on, and sewed my $525.00 patient back up reassembled the rest of the keytar putting it back as I found it. Thankfully, I got it all back together and it works fine, and as a BONUS, the sustain button that wasn't working before now works perfectly. h00ray!!

Short Version: I got a 20' midi cable and strap locks for my keytar. And I got the sustain button to work, because it was messed up before. h00ray!!

Friday, September 14, 2007

I accidentally just typed in http://www.b-squared.blogpot.com/ and it took me to this site about salvation and why the Bible is true and stuff. o_O
Oh my gosh, the Weird Al concert was sooo good! Those guys are super talented and he was pretty hilarious throughout the entire show. And he had a new costume for like every song. Also, for their encore, they played his 11.5 minute long Albuquerque song. It was great!

And stuff.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Mom wanted me to dismantle a counter. Seemed simple enough. The first thing I did was I knocked over a coffee pot and as I went to catch it (which I successfully did), I sliced my little finger open on something. It blooded a lot and hurt like a doodle. After that I preceded to smash my knee against the fridge, pinch my finger between the same fridge and another counter, and finally, I knocked over the same coffee pot that had caused my finger to get sliced, and it fell and shattered all over the floor. As I was taking the pieces out to the dumpster, a large chunk fell out of the garbage can and crashed to the alley road below, so I had to sweep that up too. Then as I continued to dismantle the counter, I ripped a glued piece off and tore out a chunk of sheet rock out of the wall. Finally after I thought I was through with all this bad stuff, I picked up a shelf and ran a screw end across my leg and it blooded too. In fact it's still blooding. It was fun!

Now I must go to a Weird Al concert in Spokane. Bye!