These are NOT a billion questions from a survey! REALLY!! T_T

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Quick! Make up a number (example: eleventy seven)
One Godzillion!

Excuse me while I...
raise my knee, raise my other knee, raise my foot, raise my other foot, walk in a circle, and do the puppet master

If you had an extra toe, what would you do with it?
use it for the good of mankind

If I lived in the year 2100, my profession would be...
psi-artist

I wouldn't mind being stuck in a closet with...
my dog

I'll wait until nobody is looking, then I'll...
do the puppet master

When faced with a problem, I...
do the puppet master

What's the first frivolous thing you'll buy when you're rich and famous?
some fatmen. Then I can REALLY say "Frivolous Fatmen!"

If there's another book, it should be called "Harry Potter and The ..."
Death of Harry Potter

What did you say the last time you drunk dialed?
I hope this number isn't my mom's. (p.s. drinking is for sucks)

Polka Dots are...
hilarious! XD

I like people who are...
like me

Make up a fact about penguins right now:
That's not a question. But now that you mentioned it, they DO eat their dead since food is scarce in the Arctic.

What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
tell Ethan to stop sitting on my head

In a previous life, I was...
an amazon warrior. Back then I was the one who wore the Golden Girdle of Gaea. It was not a good life.

I'd be the happiest person in the whole world if...
everybody else suddenly got inhumanly depressed.

Would you make out with the last person who wrote on your wall?
Steven Noonan? I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself.

What celebrity do people say you look like?
Angolina Jolie. It sucks, man.

If I'm reincarnated, I'd like to be a...
zombie sheep.

Kevin Federline is...
fat

What's your favorite blue food?
...berry muffins!

What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
I think it was that peanut butter and pineapple sandwich. =x

What do you think you'll name your kids?
I won't have any. But maybe Jolieolium, Liechtenstein, Van, or Biff for the dudes. And maybe Shelderlina, Carressa, Sky Blue, or Moonbeam for the ladies.

I will never tell anyone...
what I'm not about to tell you.

My parents would kill me if I came home with...
14,000 corpses trailing behind me

What's your ideal climate?
I once came across a tree, and though I tried, I couldn't climate. T_T

Waffles are...
hilarious! XD

My comfort food is...
kangaroo jerky

Take whatever you want. Just don't take my...
keytar! or my dog! or my computer! or piano! or drums! or guitars! or house! In fact...just...go away!

What would you do for a new car?
trade you my van. XD

How many songs do you have on your iPod?
I don't have a smegging iPod, you ugly goit!

I was voted most likely to...
run thru a screen door. >_<

How often do you cook? Hahahahahahaha!!!

I think they should legalize...
the destruction of things I don't like.

A more appropriate first name for me would be...
Jolieolium

I'm afraid of...
Wasps. And spiders. And intimidating girls.

I wish I had been born back in...
1986 when there WERE no bright contrasting colors.

God is...
spelled G-d out of reverance by like...Jews and mewithoutYou and stuff.

Stop! In the name of...
Cory's mom's internet friend's daughter's second cousin's neighbor's great aunt's dog!

Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
A mix of the three! That'd be weird. o_O

What talk show would you like to be a guest on?
Weird Al TV

My backpack/purse/wallet contains the following surprising things:
An Apples To Apples card, a picture of a girl, a ton of money, some drawings, some secret numbers, and like...a love letter I think.

Please buy me a...
car, a violin, a bass guitar, a new amp, a sound board, some uber speakers, a new computer, a billion art supplies of every kind, and a grand piano. Thanks.

The sitcom about my life would be named...
The Bwian Bwian Show

What should your biography be titled?
The Amazing Siper-Mans

What was (or will be) your wedding song?
I'm not getting married. But maybe Zombie Sheep. XD

I wish my parents had named me...
Jolieolium

When I call you, my custom ring tone should be...
Brianstorm by Arctic Monkeys

My parents should've known I'd be trouble when I...
first met Cory

What's your favorite smell?
the sound of crumbling bricks

Who are the top 3 people you'd like to buy a beer for?
Cory, Monerz, and Elyse

In 20 years, I will be...
31. O_O

What's your earliest memory?
I don't remember. I was just a little baby.

Who is the funniest person you know?
I am. XD

If I had a time machine, I'd...
eat a sandwich

Pardon my...
chainsaw

What music should they play at your funeral? (example: Get On Up)
Zombie Sheep

What was the worst movie this year?
The one that won the Project 86 movie contest over mine and Andrew's. ¬_¬

Propose a new toothpaste flavor:
Toothpaste flavored toothpaste! I mean Jalapeno.

The key to success is...
in my pocket with my knife.

Mary Kate or Ashley?
It matters not. They both add up to approx. nothing.

Boxers or briefs?
I'll box YOUR briefs.

For my first wish, I wish...
for infinity more wishes

I'd rather be...
me than a can of moose meat

What questions should we ask on 10 Second Interview?
lik h4V u eVr b3eN t3h nekKiD ROLFORLF!!!!11

Complete this sentence: Life is like a box of...
Cory Miller.

If you saw wet cement, what word would you write in it?
uaklsjdf

Quick! Make up a first name:
VlademnadierlüüpedeHUUWAAAAHHHHHKHAAAKzomtophin

What's your favorite song lyric?
"I was floating in a peaceful sea, 'rescued' by a sinking ship."

When you get stressed, what are you most likely to throw out the window?
a volleyball, but lets not talk about that. ¬_¬

What's your favorite ice cream topping?
Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'M A little lad that loves berries and cream!

What was the best prank you ever played on someone?
I called my sister in the neighboring motel room, and posed as a hotel worker, reporting that the room next door had seen cockroaches running around and asked if she'd seen anything. Also, grabbing Emily's leg from underneath the van was pretty fantastic. Does that count as a prank?

I like my men/women how I like my...
raw fish in tapioca pudding with salad dressing over top. And sprinkles.

How many days past expiration are you willing to drink milk?
925,627,126,842,881,436,371,094,627,458,286,211,111,800,555

Quick! Write a two line poem:
f*re, ch*ir, this I swear.

Please tell my butler that for breakfast, I shall require...
a large variety of unhealthy cereal.

What song best describes you?
ZOMG TEH FAIRIES by Decaying Lawn

What are three words that sum you up?
11/21 year old.

I'd like to hang out with...
Cory Miller

If I were a super hero, my super suit would be made out of...
It's made out of siper-fabrix

I'm reminded of home whenever...
I'm at home.

What memory would you rather forget?
sorry, too scandalous.

If Chuck Norris falls into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets... violated.

Cat person, dog person, or not into pets?
A cute wittle puppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy.

I'm down with...
Canindians.

What are three ways you're making the world a better place?
Decaying Lawn, Siper-Mans, and Brian Bridges

Though I try to hide it, I'm actually...
Siper-Mans

What's the most embarassing song in your collection?
God vs. Godzilla

My name should be listed in the Wikipedia entry for...
being a member of Decaying Lawn.

What's your favorite brand?
Yamaha, Roland, Washburn, and B.C.Rich.

Late at night, I like to eat...
corpses in Nethack.

If I were pregnant, I'd probably crave...
entire planets

Fill in the blank: ________ + chocolate = heaven
heaven

What question should they ask Miss America or Miss Universe contestants?
"By the way, do you smoke?"

If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be, and why?
A turnip. Then if people asked me what I was doing in the garden, I could say, "I'm a turnip!"

When do you normally go to bed?
12:00am - 7:00am

Is Britney over, or is the comeback just getting started?
All [wo]men are like grass, but Decaying Lawn will never die!

What's one magical thing that happened today?
Charlie and I performed two Decaying Lawn songs togerther over the phone

What is/was your imaginary friend's name?
I have an entire gang. One of the guys is named Ryan.

What cartoon character did you have a crush on?
Currently, I have one on Katara. XD

What was your worst fashion mistake?
short pants that didn't reach my knees

I'd be nothing if it weren't for...
me

If I were the first person to land on the mood, I would've said:
On the mood? If I landed on the mood, I'd be like, "Man! People sure are moody around here!"

What's the worst that could happen?
going to h*ck.

What's your favorite web site?
http://www.b-squared.blogspot.com/

Who was your first kiss?
Her first name is not Alice, and her last name is not Porkinstein.

Which of your Facebook friends have you made out with?
O_O

Bikini, Tankini, or Linguini?
omg pr0n.

Skirts, shorts, or skorts?
O_O

I collect...
internal organs, which I keep in a cedar chest.

What's the latest gadget you've bought?
a transdimensional portal.

I'd like to be captain on a manned mission to...
Cory's house.

The last time I actually cooked something, I made...
Hotdogs! They were amazing!

What pet names does your boyfriend/girlfriend call you?
she used to call me Arty or Shadow, but other times she'd call me Jazz or Mia.

When they write my obituary, I hope they mention...
me.

When the world ends, I will be...
able to predict the future, apparently. O_O

Wal-Mart is...
for sucks.

What do you wish you had never done?
sorry, can't tell you, they're all embarrassing. >_< I will dedicate my life to the invention of...
religious pie.

Where was sexy before Justin Timberlake brought it back?
He didn't. But probably Robert Mason.

We should criminalize...
the entire world.

Are you a glass half full or glass half empty person?
Both. At the SAME TIME! =O

If I had to date one of my Facebook friends, I'd date...
Amelia Nye II

What's your favorite restaurant?
I have to say The Firefly Cafe or else I might lose my job.

What will spend your lotto winnings on?
meeeeeee

What's your favorite comfort when you're ill?
girls and video games.

Batman or Superman?
Batman. He's way more manly (especially with his voice), and Superman's costume is doofy.

I once had a really weird dream that...
involved saving Amber from her bikini clad cousins and watching her push a car off a cliff.


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