Friday, February 20, 2009

The website I stole these from had some bad ones. Which is why I stole the good ones and left the bad ones to rot!! Also they started getting not funny.

If you watch the movie `Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

If you watch LOST backwards you realize it's the same thing as if you would watch if forward.

If you watch Heroes backwards you realise that it's been getting progressively better over time.

If you watch Friends backwards, Courtney Cox seems to get older somehow. I think it's the hair.

If you watch House backwards, it's still never lupus.

If you watch Rambo backwards, it's Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.

And repairing helicopters with nothing but a bow and arrow.

If you watch Fight Club backwards, you see Ed Norton turn from a crazy streetperson into a successful productive member of society.

If you watch the 1997 version of Episode IV backwards, Greedo shoots first.

If you watch Memento backwards, it makes complete sense.

If you watch the Lord of the Ring trilogy backwards, it's a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home.

If you watch this thread backwards you see it get progressively more funny.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

You know what's weird and kind of messed up? When I turned 16 Rosanne started subtracting 10 years from my age to get my REAL age. It caught on, and when I turned 17 I was 7, when I turned 18 I was 8, and so on. But then when I hit 21 everybody started ADDING about 20 years to my age so now they all say I'm 40! Getting old is the shaft, man.

But I'll be okay as long as I don't get fat and lose my acrobatics/coordination. =P

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Coraline is one of the best looking stop motion films I've seen. It was so beautiful.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Today was weird. I went into work and there were already people there eating. The first odd thing I noticed was a heart on the board in the advertisement for the drink special. A mocha or something. I thought it was odd because hearts usually represent healthy stuff or something like on Oatmeal containers, and mom doesn't usually use them. I ignored it.
The next odd thing I noticed was that mom was wearing a heart necktie that day. I didn't put the two hearts together, I just thought it was funny that she was wearing a tie. (she'd just bought a bag of ties recently for...some reason. She's mom.)
Later I noticed that mom was giving away brownies to the customers for free. It was odd but I assumed she was just sampling them for feedback or something?
The next odd thing was that we were SERIOUSLY BUSY!! Mom finally had to call Megan in to help, 'cause we were packed for hours and the rush wasn't slowing. I was like, "Man, what a weird day this is! Did people just get their paychecks or something??"

Finally mom said something about it being Valentines Day and I was like, "It's Valentintes Day!!" and they were like, "...yeeeaaah." and slowly but surely as I looked around the room, things started fading into the picture--the hearts, the free brownies, the attire, the tons of people (mostly couples), everything started to make sense!

It was weird, man.
P.S. The stupid thing is I've known all week that Valentines Day was coming up and I still forgot. =\

Friday, February 13, 2009

To see what kind of video my camera makes, I recorded this cover for Thrice's "A Song For Milly Michaelson"

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Since I know none of you can get enough Decaying Lawn, there are some things on our purevolume that YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD YET!!

Listen to it at your own risk.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

I KNEW it! =D

What Decade Do You Belong In?

Result: The 1950's

You've got old fashioned tastes that best belong way, way back in time, when men were men, women were women and most dinners came with a side of Jell-O.

Don't worry - you don't need a time machine to experience the '50's. You just need a poodle skirt, a record player and some cool daddy-o's to hang with. Have fun!

What Animal Are You?

Result: Llama

A lot of people don't realize this, but llamas are the coolest animals on the planet. They are totally laid back, they have stylish hairdo's, and they've got good attitudes towards all creatures, big and small. They're like the "awesome next door neighbors" of the animal kingdom.

You're a llama! Be happy, be proud. Then go out and spread the word that there's nothing cooler than a llama. The world has got to know the truth.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?

Result: Laid Back

You're so relaxed about relationships, we're not sure if we know when you're even in one.

Your attitude about boyfriends is: I'll get to you when I get a chance. You've got other stuff going on in your life that you treat as more important than relationship stuff, and your priorities aren't gonna change any time soon.

Your "come and get me...or whatever" attitude has the potential to make guys swoon over you. So keep it up! But don't forget to express interest (we mean, when you actually have an interest). If you act too cool, you might miss your chance to get to know someone really special.