Thursday, August 31, 2006

Riddle time!

Question: What's a food that could be a fruit or a vegetable...is green like a pear except a bit lighter...has a long green stem...is semi-round-ish but more like a sphere that is being squeezed at one end...and has like these little prickly things on it that are about large pepper size (and kind of look like that too)?

Answer: I haven't the slightest idea!! But there's one right by me. It's scary.
*Twump!*


Edit 9 (Cory)
Edit 10 (Brian)
*PAFF!*

Edit 7 (Cory)
Edit 8 (Brian)

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Chris and I are soooo close to finishing our movie! We have one more scene to animate (but it's 22 seconds, aka like 300 hundred frames. waugh.) and then we just have to finish editing, Chris adds more special effects, and I make more music. Woooooo.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

*ka-pwat!!*


Cory's Edit 5
Brian's Edit 6

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

*Thwapo!!*

Edit 4

Monday, August 28, 2006

I'm going to set aside my public dignity/manliness for the moment, be kind of sappy, and say that I really love Rosanne, and I think she's an excellent and lovely girl. Sometimes I envy myself because I wish I had a girl like her, and then I remember that I do, and it makes me say, "Dude. Beauty."

Well, that's that! Now I shall go back to being manly. ..and today's link of manly dudes with muscles/skills to admire is right here:

Oh. Em. Gee.
Cory, the photo is in your court. ;)

New Version


In other news, I made a song this afternoon that miiiiight go into the lego movie Chris and I are making, but I don't know. I kind of like it though (however it's just background music, so it's kind of repetetive)

The Song - (1.52MB)

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Here is a picture I created as a joke on a forum. Somebody was talking about Pokemon for Xbox and somebody else was like, "Whatever! Pokemon is a Nintendo thing!" and the first dude was like, "Haven't you ever played Pokemon Rainbow?" And they were like "You're crazy! No such thing!" and so I made...

this

^_^


(busy weekend Cory, but I'll photoshop the picture into your court soon enough.)

Friday, August 25, 2006

Dos de Mayo…

Once again, Cory.

Battle Of Teh Bloggers™ round two. The challenge:

A friendly (or not) game of Photoshop Tennis! Using whatever software(s) you want, we must edit a photo back and forth until...either there's nothing left to do, one person gives up, or we both just get really bored with it. XD
If you seek an example, I first discovered this lame game here.

This is the picture we'll be editing unless you completely refuse and select a different one. =P

The glove is down. Respond!

AND FOR THE REST OF YOU (...and cory and I if we desire, heh)
It's caption time! Tell me: What are these people saying??

(click for full image)

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Bethany's been chasing a fly around the house trying to swat it for about 45 minutes now, and at one point while she was hunting, kitty suddenly spun around, leapt into the air, and grabbed it with her paws on the first try. Then she pinned it to the floor waited a moment and let it go again. I think she was taunting Bethany. It was funny.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Ha! I didn't watch Snakes On A Plane, I never desired to, and after looking it up on screenit, I don't think it's fit for me to watch and so I'm not going to. So there. ^_^
Oh yeah, never posted these. I like them.

Picture One
Picture Two

Monday, August 21, 2006

Jeepers, ain't I just dashing? ..or something? =P

Oh
Man.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

"Go go, Robosaurus, super shiftin' Robosaurus yeeeaaaah" -Adventures In Odyssey


Dude this guy is sweet! As my brother says, he's the closest thing in the world to Mecha-Godzilla.

Stands 40 feet tall (twice as tall as Tyrannosaurus Rex)
Weighs 60,000 pounds (over 3 times heavier than Tyrannosaurus Rex)
Lifts 4,000 pound cars up higher than a 5 story building
Breathes 20 feet fingers of flame that incinerate paint and plastic
Crushes cars with 24,000 pounds of gripping force
Bites and rips out roofs and doors using stainless steel teeth
Throws the mangled morsels to the ground
Transforms into a legal, licensed trailer for transportation across the nation's highways
Sleeps on the road between performances resting its head on the tractor's fifth wheel plate like a pillow
Hydraulic oil, the residue from the ancient flesh of Robosaurus' dinosaur ancestors, is pressurized at 3,400 psi to actuate all motions
The pilot, strapped inside the cranium, controls the cyborg's movements with a sophisticated fly-by-wire electronic system






Ah yes, my friends. Robosaurus

Saturday, August 19, 2006

I just went to Josiah's all night birthday party and now I'm going to Chris' house for an all night animation uhhhh...party? I'm already one tired hoser but I'm going to die by the end of this, heh. I did get like 3 hours of sleep though, but I awoke to people getting shot with airsoft guns. Forunately I wasn't one of the ones who got shot or else I would've super hurt somebody. Normally I'm pretty forgiving, but that would've really set me off, 'cause those things hurt especially when the shooter is just across the room from you, lol. Brian smash.

Anyway yeah. Tired, eh.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

There are reasons why muffins are not used in military action. The following are some of them.

Muffins do not make good grenades. If you were to throw a muffin into a nazi bunker, it would mearly land on the floor and one of the nazis would say, "Sweet! Blueberry!" which translated into German would probably sound something like, "Mein Fëur! Ich hassen der blubërry!!". A muffin does not make a good landmine. If an enemy were to step on a landmine, it would explode and kill him and his party. However, if an enemy stepped on a muffin he would just look down and say, "Hey guys! I stepped on something poofy and delicious!" and then they would probably walk away, or eat it, or pick it up and use it as a grenade. You cannot load muffins into your rifle, and you can't shoot them out of your tank. Muffins make terrible parachutes and you can't see through them like binoculars. If you tried to use a muffin as a walkie-talkie, your friends would probably say, "Dude, you're talking into a muffin" and then they would shoot you because they'd think you'd gone insane. Muffins come in various sizes and flavors, but as you can see, muffins are clearly not meant to be used in military action. I suggest you eat them at home instead because that's what they are good for.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Yowza!! There is only one lamp on in the far corner of the house and through the dim lighting I looked down at the floor nearby and saw a cord to charge a cell phone just laying there. It was a flat oddly shaped gray end with a thin gray cord coming out of it and in the dim light it looked JUST like a dead mouse! (And I have seen a lot of dead mousies lately so I know.) It made me jump a bit, but fortunately I'm not really afraid of mice. Now if it had looked like a giant BEE or SPIDER something well..

(Speaking of which I saw an enormous bumble bee and an enormous wasp while mowing yesterday. Like dude, they were HUGE!!!)

This entry is only slightly more interesting than the last I'm afraid.

Monday, August 14, 2006

This is a pointless post about a video game. Feel free to pay no attention to it. I just felt like posting an entry.


I was playing Stronghold Crusader at Jacob's house, doing really well, I got 200 swordsmen, dug out a moat in front of my base that spelled out the words "I win" and then I attacked him! He had a moat around his base. He never uses moats, but this time he did, and I discovered that swordsmen can't dig moats out! Only pansy lackies! And he had about 14 million gazillion archers on his walls so there was no way I could get enough lackies to dig out moat before getting arrowed to death unless I wanted to spend a LOOONG time doing it because the game was getting slow and laggy due to Jacob and my armies. Aggravating! Eventually he attacked me and I had some crazy defense with those 200 swordsmen and we quit because he would've killed me eventually but it would've taken forever.


..Just thought I'd share.



A message for the zAny: Looking back on this I discovered I'd said, "doing really good" and I quickly changed it to "doing really well". I thought you might like to know. ;)

Saturday, August 12, 2006

I'm not gonna lie, dude, I felt pretty smooth walking around with shades and the black pants, black shoes, red dress shirt, red tie, and carrying a camera bag and a camera case. I looked pretty important, and the only downside was my ugly beater van, haha. Too bad I don't have a shiny sports car. (Dude, a Lotus! Hugh and I had one pass us as we were going to Kirkland Thursday, and I'd never seen one before. They actually look pretty sweet! It was like a little zippy insect or something, heh.)

Oh but I'm actually kind of glad I've had the van because I've put some dents and marks in it, and I'd really rather have my youthful driving incedents be put into a beater van than a nice car. I'll get a sweet car when I'm 20 and learn to drive responsibly.


...oh wait, I am 20! Maybe 21 then. XD



EDIT: ..although just to clarify..the dents and stuff were pretty much just a line of site thing. Not a lack of driving skills thing. ^_^ ...that's my excuse anyway.

Friday, August 11, 2006

I'm filming a wedding tomorrow. Yeesh.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Pretty well-edited Monty Python/Star Trek spoof incase you're bored. =P

Well I don't know yet if our plans are entirely set in stone, but I think Hugh and I are going to Kirkland to hang out with Rosanne tomorrow, and then that night we're going to CANADA of all places to spend the night at one of his friend's house. I've never been to Canada before in my life (yeah I know, crazy, eh?) so it'll be uhhh...an experience? I should bust out my Strange Brew talk while I'm there and see if anybody notices or if they just think I'm talking like a regular person. XD

(oH aDN lEIK i'M toLtaLY gOInG 2 g3t w4stEd whILE i'M teHEre cuZ i'z 0lD 3nuffs 4 t3H dRinKs in CadaNA!! RAWFUL JAY-KAY!!!!11)

EDIT: Bob Thaves (author of the Frank & Ernest comics) died today. He was one of my favorites. =(

EDIT 2: We're not going to Canada after all. ..which is kind of good because I had this mindset of my first trip to Canada being with zAny so now I can still pull that off. Awwww, how romantic. *snicker* XD

Monday, August 07, 2006

I hope to see Miss Garcia this week, I wish I could buy more Heroclix, I wish I had a new vehicle, I could sure use a lot of money right now, I don't look forward to college, and today I finally saw a Praying Mantis.
AHHH!! Andrew, that lucky hoser, got to see Project 86 live at Creation while I was camping! He was two rows back from the stage and he even got to talk to the lead singer and got his signature! Hot dang, I'm like 10 times jealous!

Sunday, August 06, 2006

This guy is heroic. Like turbo. O_O

Verily.


Edit: oh and everybody should watch this at least for the guy's hair. XD
DUDE! I downloaded the Prey demo and holy headaches, that game is crazy! It's just a normal interactive FPS except not! "My spoon is too big" was written on one of the bathroom walls (from Rejected) and you can play MXPX on the bar jukebox, and there are gravity walkways that you can walk on that go upside-down and sideways and switches that allow you to change the gravity in the room so that you can walk on walls and ceilings and such, and you can also spirit walk (so step out of your physical body and walk through force fields and stuff) and that opens up puzzels. Like this one time I had to stand my physical body on a platform (upside down, heheh) and spirit walk through a forcefield to the control panel to activate the platform which moved my physical body acrossed a large abyss. Beauty! And best of all: There are seamless portals that you can walk through or shoot through, and I'm not even kidding, they are EXACTLY like the doors in Monsters Inc. It's SWEET! And sometimes they lead into the same room that you're going from so you can see yourself in the portal room walking through a portal as you go through it, lol. IT'S BLOOMIN' WEIRD, MAN!! Anyway it's a pretty great game. Downside is it has some language and is loaded with blood and gore.

Did I mention that I played MxPx on the jukebox and that there are portals excatly like the doors in Monsters Inc? Dude.

Friday, August 04, 2006

I was listening to Project 86 and I heard the intro to one of the songs and thought "Dude! This sounds like the melody to a Thousand Foot Krutch song!" so I took the TFK song and looped the P86 intro to it and it fit magically! It was weird. It got a bit off at like the chorus and stuff, but no matter.

OBSERVE!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Equilibrium has one of the greatest original soundtracks I've ever heard. ..actually it only has like one song, but it's SWEET!

That's all.