Friday, August 29, 2008

Howdy, homies! Good news from the battlefront! I forgot to bring The Bwian Bwian Show #08 today so I didn't get it uploaded this morning. Maybe tonight or tomorrow.

Also, if you were a blind guy, your wife would have to say, "Does this dress make me feel fat?"

And also, I had something else I wanted to say but I forgot what it was. Soooo just pretend I told you.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

I was writing lyrics yesterday and realized that I don't want to vote for Obama because that would make us an obamanation. HAHA!!

In other news, my lovely sister's going to by me a CD. I don't know why, but isn't that GWEAT!!?? I'm excited.

The other good news is that I was pretending to be a whale at the café today and spit a stream of water into the air as I swam across the floor. Bethany didn't approve. =(

Friday, August 22, 2008

Heads up, habaneros! There's a NEW DECAYING LAWN SONG OUT!! You can either head for the hills or check it out at our purevolume site. ^_^
(Also, there are some songs from our first album that weren't previously available online, and as a bonus feature, they're all downloadable! KAPOW!!

Hardcore Jonny Talks Too Much by Decaying Lawn

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

So I woke up this morning in my morning jacket (lol I just wanted to say "my morning jacket") and boy, was I hungry!

I staggered into the kitchen and opened the fridge...

And I suddenly remembered what I'd bought the day before! The amazing Jimmy Dean's Blueberry Pancakes & Sausage On A Stick!!

KAPOW!! (artificial blueberries, by the way)

I opened the box and took one out. They were individually wrapped, so I sliced it open with my morning knife, Hayley. (she's also my afternoon and evening knife)

It looked terrifying. It was more burnt colored than the picture on the box. I didn't see it spotted with artificial blueberries either.

Never the less, I slid it into the microwave and let it go. (Hey, I didn't know I had more fly swatters. I'll have to put those away later.)

Afterwards, I sat down, ready to eat. I was nervous...

But I took a bite. It was....interesting...

I decided to drink a Berry Blue Koolaid Squeezit with my thing 'cause I thought, berry blue...blueberry...close enough.

In the end, I decided they're not too bad after all! Maybe my expectations were so incredibly low that even dirt would've been surprisingly good at that point, but really...not that bad!

And that's the tale of the pancake sausage corn dogs. THE END!!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

This would make me want to watch the Olympics. ^_^

Monday, August 18, 2008

This is my latest best friend, Serendipity. She's the pwettiest bird in the whoooooole world. ^_^

Gerie's moved away and I have a dreary year of school and work ahead of me, after a much loved 3 quarter hiatus. It will be....difficult.

In other news, I found this amazing book laying by the road when I was skating to work today, so I put it in my backpack. What a find! What a treasure! I'm tempted to actually read it.

Chronicles of Ancient Darkness
WOLF BROTHER by Michelle Paver

Six thousand years ago. Evil stalks the land. According to legend, only twelve-year-old Torak and his wolf-cub companion can defeat it. Their journey together takes them trough deep forests, across giant glaciers, and into dangers the never imagined. Torak and Wolf are terrified of their mission. But if they do not battle to save their world, who will?

Monday, August 11, 2008

Maaaaaaan, I've finally got a few longboard tricks that I can actually execute successfully while surfing down the sidewalk, and it feels SUPER!! It's almost as if I look like I know what I'm doing. =D

I want to get a more expensiver one now. Something really long, a little more like this design, where its nose and tail go past the trucks but its wheels stick out the sides so I don't get any wheel bite. >_<

Saturday, August 09, 2008

I learned how to do the splits today. My longboard taught me. I'm pretty darn good at them!

Also, I carved a dog out of a potato today.

Monday, August 04, 2008

This would be so utterly fantastic for me...except it's like $18,000 a year. >_>

EDIT: Link fix'd.
Academy of Art University...but online!

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Longboarding downtown on a Sunday is so wonderful. You can just cruise down the streets as fast as you can go 'cause there are almost no cars around. It's beauty!

Friday, August 01, 2008

I saw a hutterite with a bluetooth device today. It was funny! =D