Thursday, May 31, 2007

I'm not gonna lie, dude, that last one might've been the strangest post I've made yet. Sometimes I wonder about myself. o_O

Moving on.

There is a cricket in my room and it's REALLY loud and REALLY annoying. [forbecca]anNOYing.[/forbecca] I may spray some raid in there tonight because I'm afraid I'll be watching a movie in the dark sometime and he'll jump into my lap and scare the (insert something funny here) out of me. Also, Kristen and I were watching a movie on my computer, and we heard something crash out in the living room, so I went and looked but nothing was there. Further proof that this house is haunted.


Elyse: Do kill yourself Brian.

Man... =\
I suppose I should say something(s) before I go though, eh?

  • Cory, you've been a pwnin' friend. Keep on pwnin', and keep on loving the Lord. (you hosehead)
  • Darren, you're practically my doppelganger and I happen to really like myself, so I happen to really like you. ...AND your wife AND your daughter
  • Faith, you're a truly amazing sister-in-law and I greatly admire your skills at art, and at being a mom and a wife.
  • Kristen, you're my 1st favorite sister and you're a lot of fun. You're son is AMAZING. I love him.
  • Bethany, you're also my 1st favorite sister and you're a lot of fun too. You don't have a son but if you ever do, I'm sure he'll be AMAZING and I'll love him.
  • My mom The Hulk, I couldn't ask for a more patient or loving mother. Even if you do smash our house everytime you get mad.
  • My dad The Thing, I couldn't ask for a more wise and loving dad. I admire the fact that you can lift over 5 tons.
  • Manservant, thanks for repairing the house so much. Take care of Jazzy-mina for me.
  • Jazz, you're the best dog ever.
  • Brianrietta, I wish things could've worked out better for us. I'm sorry for all the times I was mean to you. =(
  • zAny, you taught me a million bajillion wonderful things about life and I am grateful for our friendship. You're awesome.
  • Mel, you have glitter on your face. You're a lot of fun and a nice girl.
  • Hugh, we've done a lot of crazy things together and it was all super great. You're an excellent friend.
  • Jacob, you may suck at Call of Duty, but you don't suck at being one cool hoser. You so totally rock, dude.
  • Josiah, Trevz0r, Dustin, Michael, Nick, Andrew, Chris, Robert, Greg, Ben, and Pete don't usually read this as far as I know, but they're all awesome too.
  • Kaarin, I really enjoyed hanging out with you and being weird. It's been fun.
  • Jesta Flash, you're too smart! You keep on pwnin' too.
  • Amber, I've always admired you. Just keep on loving the Lord.
  • becca, you too.
  • kaitie, you too.
  • Monerz, I hope you conquer the world someday. NOT.
  • Cydney, you've been a lot of fun too. You're super-cool.
  • Jay, I don't really know you, but a cousin of Wolverine is a friend of mine!
  • Chargar, you're weird. But you're cool. Glad I had a chance to be weird with you. Too bad we never recorded together.
  • And Elyse, this is ALL YOUR FAULT FOR MAKING ONE STUPID TYPO!!! But I still like you. Don't break your leg anymore. ;)
Fairwell, everybody! I'm going away now*! Goodbye!

*to volleyball class.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

I've figured out how Jesus managed to feed 5,000 people and still have stuff left over: Free refills!
Dude, the Showbread concert was AMAZING! It was the best show I've ever seen, and I've been to quite a few. The keytarist did the craziest moves! He'd like fling it around his neck and grab it, and then throw it into his hand like a waiter holding a tray, and he'd do these spins and have it flailing all about. It was ridiculously cool.

Here, I'll show you. Watch him in this movie. He's turbo.

It was definitely good to know the songs ahead of time though because they're really weird.

EDIT: I'm trembling fiercely and I don't even know why. Maybe it's because I have powerful abs.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Going on a lion hunt to a Showbread concert tomorrow with Andrew, Noah whom I have never met before, and my brother. Plus I shall see Amber and a girl named Lisa whom I have also never met before.

It'll be uhhhh...interesting.

...and while I'm posting links to pictures, I hope I see this looney
hoser again soon.
Artwork Album.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Here's a sloppy self-portrait I did while watching Heroes.

I'm listening to a German metal band sing a Spanish song. o_0

By the way, hippos are funny.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

HELP!! I've got a Slipknot song stuck in my head and I'm dying! There's only one thing for me to do! I'll push my fingers into my EEYYYYEEESS...It's the only thing that slowly stops the AAACCCCHHHEEE...But it's made of all the things I have to TAAAAKKKKEEEE...F*re, it never ends, it works its way INSIIIIIDDEEE...If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna MAKE IT!!!!


Seriously though, dude, that guy sounds like a 40-year-old or something. I bet that's why they wear masks, because they're all old dad's preying upon the young angsty teenagers that buy their lame CD's. =P


Monday, May 21, 2007

As Bethany and I were driving home today, I looked up ahead and saw police lights and hugh black billowing smoke. We got closer and saw that it was because there was a car on f*re! So as we drove by, Bethany whipped out her cell phone and snapped this picture. It's not something you see every day. =)

(click for full-size, as usual)

The huge orange flames were awesome though. Way more majestic than watching it in a movie.

(oh and one interesting thing to point out...that green building back there is a car wash. I wonder why nobody threw in a few quarters to douse the car. ^_^ )
I don't have anything to say but I'm at school waiting for 1:00pm. That's when my friends and I meet at the work-out room out. I'll probably start at lifting 5,000 pounds and work my way up from there. I had to be a girl's mother in Spanish class today. I wore a dress and a wig and talked in a high voice. Her mother had facial hair and sideburns. I need to think of a final project for watercolor class. It can be whatever I dream up but teacher-man has to approve of it. Maybe I'll do an orange and pink 73 million dollar painting. Stuff.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Starcraft II. Hoax? I don't know, but I haven't even played the first one yet! =P
IGN Rumor
IGN SCII Screenshots

If it IS a hoax, the entire Korean population will probably kill themselves. XD
Busy weekend. Surprised I can move. Going to collapse soon. =_=

Friday, May 18, 2007

I am le tired! I used so much Spidey strength today, it was ridiculous. We didn't want to get mom upset, and dad had been helping at a silicon-plant construction site lifting up thousands of pounds and he accidentally tweaked one of his rocky shoulder muscles, so I had to do a lot of the lifting today. Jacob and his dad helped too. We were rearranging the store. Nothing weighed more than 2,500 pounds but when you're lifting that much all day it starts to add up, believe me. My brother probably understands.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

I just watched Bethany's kitty kill a centipede. It was brutal. I don't know how Centi got in the house but I bet he regretted it when Kitty started batting at him, picking him up and dropping him, and flinging him across the room.

He looked a heckuva lot like this.

I don't know if she got stinged or not but there were a couple times where she was tossing her head and fluttering her tongue. =P

My Siper-Sents tingled again today. I was in Spanish class and we were being paired up and the teacher said, "Nancy, you're with..." and as she searched for a name I tingled and thought, "It's going to be me." and the teacher said, "Brian Bridges."

Sipey-Sents hasn't lied yet.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Since I didn't want the bugs and burglars getting in, I took the box my keytar came in and put it over the broken busted window (because cardboard keeps out burglars.) It was a pretty close fit for such an odd size window. The funny part is that the box has "Fragile" written all over it. Mom says I should have put it up before I broke the window. =P
See this ugly piece of garbage?

No, it was not painted by my 2-year-old niece (she could do much better than this) and no, I didn't paint it with my eyes closed. No, this painting was done by a "professional" and it sold for $73 million dollars.

I can paint better AND worse than this. Why don't I have $73 million dollars?


Tuesday, May 15, 2007


Well I've got news for you, if everybody that would normally get gas on the 15th gets it on the 16th instead, and everybody that would normally get gas on the 16th does so, then the gas people didn't lose any money. So it's a worthless idea.

Besides I'm insanely low. I'm going to fill up on the way home.
I have to make a post because I'm waiting for Volleyball class to start and I have nothing else to do.


I wasn't sure if it was anti-climactic or anti-climatic, so I looked it up and found out that it's either way. Now I have to say choose one. Wah!

If I went to the theater and watched Fantastic Four 2, and found out that the Galactus rumor was something they "intentionally" let slip out, when actually they really DID make Galactus the large, blue and purple way he's supposed to be, it would be the greatest thing since Lori's announcement about Cory being a hottie.

That was one long sentence.

I would watch this upside-down.

My mom said she just got this phone call:
Hello? there a mexican guy there? With a green top? And white shoes?
Okay, bye.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

My nephew likes to hang out at the beach with all of his lady friends. He's such a stud.

So ummmmm...I was just trying out this new volleyball serve I figured out, which consisted of like a 180 jump/slap....ummm...and I was kind of doing it in the house...and I just destroyed my first window. I'm such a knob. So now I get to go tell my mom "Happy Mother's Day, I just busted a window!" and then I'll probably get to pay for it. What joy. I hope she doesn't turn into the Hulk. I'd have Manservant fix it but this is a weird window and we don't have any replacements.

If I don't ever post again, I just want you all to know, it's because I'm dead. -_-

EDIT: Well, I'm not dead.

Brian: *walks into house looking as guilty as he can (which isn't very)*
Mom: Well, you didn't make it to church
Brian: Nope, but I did do something you won't be happy about
Mom: ... You broke something!
Brian: Yep.
Mom: I thought I heard something break as we were pulling into the driveway and I said, "I just hit something!" but everybody else said I didn't. But it was you!
Brian: Yep.
Mom: What'd you break?
Brian: A window.
Mom: *cringes and gives me a look of disbelief* How'd you break it
Brian: ... Do you really want to know?
Mom: You kicked it.
Brian: Nope, I hit it with a volleyball.
Mom: Why were you playing with a ball in the house??
Brian: uhhh...I'm not really sure.

So anyway, now I have to board it up and I'll probably buy a new one. *sigh* was a cool looking serve though.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

I just watched the third portrayal of me.

  • Sandman was AMAZING
  • Venom was KIND OF AMAZING
  • Fight scenes were wonderful
  • Bruce Campbell was in it. I was worried that he'd be left out of this one.
  • Willem Dafoe was as creepy as ever
  • Explosions
  • Some funny moments
  • Pie (yes there was pie)
  • The Incredible Hulk
  • Romance
  • Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • much relationship junk!!1
  • Which made the movie seem sooooo long!
  • Goblin's new mask. Heck?
  • Willem Dafoe was as creepy as ever
  • Emo Parker. Seriously, what the carp was that all about? Dancing? o_O
  • Toby makes me nauseous.
  • Kirsten makes me nauseous.
  • Toby and Kirsten make me nauseous.
  • Kirsten and Toby make me nauseous.
  • Harry eating the pie. Disturbing!
  • More action! Less romance! Please! Thanks!
So there you go. I want number four to have Carnage, Lizard, and ummm...Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. XD

Note to Kristen: You'd really hate it. I'm sure you'd hate it.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Dojo, Casino, it's all in your mind...

Yeah! My guitar is in my miiiiinnnnd!

Look up in the sky, gimme all you got, Never give it up, Soldier!
Get up in the morn, run around the track! Show me what you got
Did I eat my drink ??
I thought milk was pink ??
Auto pilot on, auto pilot off!
Little bit of this, little bit of that!
Now do you like munchies?
I wonder where lunch is??
1 2, 3 4, 5 6!
Always give it your best!
My knee's in pain
So is my brain
Look up in the sky, gimme all you got, Never give it up, Soldier!
Get up in the morn, run around the track, Show me what you got
I thought I just made some coffee for me
I want some apples and berries to eat
Now it's time to move on, it only gets much harder so carry on!
You think I'm old now, I got the skills to beat you and knock you out!
My knee's in pain
So is my brain
Throttle up, flaps down!
Power up, gears down!
I'm getting sleepy...
I want my sheets
Auto pilot on, auto pilot off!
Little bit of this, little bit of that!
Now do you like munchies?
I wonder where lunch is?
1 2, 3 4, 5 6!
Always give it your best!
In the old days I was a hero but look at me, I'm learning just how
to fly
I'm still wondering, when we get to rest, I'm hungry, I'm sleepy
don't wanna die

Thursday, May 10, 2007

I should make a list of unexplained things on Lost so I can be offended if any ends are left untied.

  • Polar Bears
  • Smoke Monster
  • Island Not Appearing on Radar
  • Appearances of people and things from the past (like Kate's horse)
  • Healings of things like paralyzation
  • Dying mothers
  • Visions and people being destined to die
  • The machine with the button
  • Basically anything that has to do with Dharma
  • The others and what they're doing on the island
  • The fact that there were two islands but now there's one or something? *confused*
  • The Submarine stuff
  • Those weirdo statues from when Sayid, Sun, and whoever else was with them on the boat
I'm sure I've forgotten a bunch of stuff. Maaaaan, do they have a lot of explaining to do.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

My dad just bought me a beast of a knife. I don't know why, but I'm certainly not complaining! =) It's only about 3.5" long but it's over an inch thick. It's a brute. I ran it across my arm and it didn't take off quite as many hairs as Ben's did, but it did get some.

EDIT: My hearts are in the way of my being able to click the comments button, so Here's a different one.


Okay, I have a new girlfriend. ...unless this keytar is a guy. I haven't officially named it yet, so I don't know. But oh my sweet word. It's midi out, so I have every midi sound ever, plus the power to split the keyboard in half or mix sounds together. Awesome? Completely. But HERE'S the BEST PART. Ready for this? Okay, you see that gray piece at the end? The thing I have my left-hand fingers on? The black part is a button that makes a wahwahwah sound...but the GRAY part! Oh man, the gray part. One might say it has some sort of sensors in it, or perhaps it's just very touch-sensitive, but I personally think it's just magical. The slightest touch of a finger, sliding up and/or down that gray piece will change the pitch up and down, like a whammy bar or something, so you can make it go "Weeeee-oooooo-eeeeee-ooooo-eeooeeooeeeooooo" and it's SO MUCH FUN!! I almost jumped up and down, and squealed like a little girl when I finally figured that out.

Oh yeah, and I took it into Hastings with me and I was walking around with it. The lady at the register was like, "ummm...what is that you're wearing?"

It's so great.

Seriously. I'm in love.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

There were 5 people in my Spanish class today that were playing the Floor Is Lava game. They had their feet up on chairs and they were sitting on desks and stuff. It was funny.

Monday, May 07, 2007

The Mooooovie.

Sunday, May 06, 2007


Memories from the quizmeet...
  • Amber
  • Vantage horses up close and personal
  • Ex-quizzers gone wild
  • Hitting on Michelle Hunt continually until we got to the church and I saw Amber XD
  • Michelle getting violently sick & throwing up all night after I'd been hitting on her....uhoh
  • Seeing Mesilla
  • Seeing Kaarin for about 3 seconds.
  • Amber
  • The "Candy mountain, charliiieeee" movie *shudder*
  • Playing Frisbee and leaping through the air and tumbling across the grass for every other catch. My pants were so grass-stained.
  • Andrew and Michelle being the only seniors this year. o_O
  • Charlie being the only guy going to Internationals. In other words: "Charlie's Angels" =)
  • Amber and Kaitie actually inviting me/us to lunch. Beauty.
  • My magnetic eating utensils at Red Robin.
  • Amber
  • Wut up, girl, my name's Brian.
  • Ben getting a girl to be all up ons simply by ordering a frappuccino.
  • The mexican low-rider that squeaked like old bed springs
  • Almost dying a couple times on the way over.
  • Ben's sexy voice
  • King Scrub (hadn't played that in forever!)
  • Amber
  • Ben's Cello Guitar™
  • All the magical things at Guitar Center
  • Amber

So all in all, it was a pretty girl...I mean pretty good quizmeet. Right now I Amberning...I mean I am burning to go so Siper-Mans teh 3rd. I haven't seen it yet. I neeeeed to. -_-

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Today has been fantastic! Volleyball on a team with my four favorite people, and we pulled of some of the weirdest moves, wild party in Spanish class with tons of food, and for my Spanish assignment where I had to turn in a paper about Cinco de Mayo, I made up some ridiculous history about a guy that killed some zombies, which a wizard had resurrected. Maybe I'll post it here later; it's still at school. We'll see what my teacher says about it, lol. Waiting for my Keytar is agony, but I'm not having as hard a time as Bethany is, waiting for her cellphone. =)

Quizmeet tomorrow! Going to have a blast. That is all.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

PURCHASED!!! I didn't get an Ax-7 because they were just discontinued by the manufacturer last month so the prices shot up. But I compared an Ax-7 to an Ax-1 and the differences are not worth another hundred moneys. Anyway, here's my beautiful keytar which I shall hopefully be holding in my arms soooon! I'm excited. =D

Dude, I got to see Bo's $137 (or something like that) knife he bought the other day. It is SWEET! 7" long Japanese steel blade, able to withstand saltwater, sharper than Cory's pencil marks, and filled with majesty. And I got to touch it! In fact I cut myself with it, heheh. But yeah it's pretty sweet. It's the type of knife Navy Seals use.

I wish I could have one. =P

EDIT: It looked vaguely like this but I think the blade was bigger and scarier.