Thursday, November 29, 2007

Wednesday, November 28, 2007


Elyse just mentioned that I'm going to be 30 in 9 years. I kind of just died inside.


Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Charlie: I just sent an email to my grandma that said: "Hi Grandma... I'm just wondering how your pterodactyl zoo is coming along. Don't you have giraffes also?"
me: Hahahahahaha!!!
Charlie: what? o_O
you know, I really don't enjoy this humanities thing I have to do.
yays! no more homework!
me: I just think it's really funny that your grandma has a pterodactyl zoo
Charlie: she doesn't. o_O
where the cow did you get that idea?
my mom told me to send her a weird email so I did. >_>
me: can I send your mom a weird email?
Charlie: okay! O_O
ok so spanish I never do homework for, and besides I'm getting like 99.99995683598396385% in that class because my last name's Garcia
checks off
humanities I'm just ignoring... just sort of hoping none of these huge assignments on this sheet are due tomorrow
math I did (most of ¬_¬) for some unknown reason even though I'm getting above 95% in that class >_<>_<
IS is weird
yay! dones!

(click for full size, you pantful one.)

Friday, November 23, 2007

Today I made a Pineapple Meringue pie and a Peanut Butter pie. Neither of them were religious. O_O

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

I just watched Ratatouille and it made me really really hungry. O_O
Sun has set. Things may mostly return to normal.

The blessed Elysian has officially ruined my life. I'm only allowed to be angry until sundown though, so until then, Miss Memory, feel free to hit on Connor, and consider yourself blocked, 'cause I'm not talking to you. ¬_¬

Monday, November 19, 2007

Sunday, November 18, 2007

I'm halfway failing in school this quarter, working at a café is ridiculous but rather enjoyable, it's also sad because Bethany will probably be making more money than I will when tips are factored in, iTunes is really annoying, I don't fall down enough, my phone goes away at the end of this month, Manservant walked into the house the other day wearing his button-up shirt left open showing off his "abs", stating that he wanted to be more like my "californja friend" and it was really really funny, and instead of my original cave plan, I've decided to buy an island and a dog, and go live there by myself. ...with my dog I mean.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

I had to do something in Math class tonight or else I'd die.
Sorry, that post was creepin' me out, man. >_<

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Heavens! The things some girls say to me!

In the 70's, people kind of wore tight shirts and loose pants. ( least from the knees down. >_< )

In the 80's they kind of wore loose shirts and t*ght p*nts.

Now people kind of wear tight shirts AND t*ght p*nts.


I look forward to the future.

Monday, November 12, 2007

"Bwian, I command thee to take a picture of thyself drawing a picture of thyself drawing a picture of thyself…with only purple and green crayons! Plus you must be wearing your Siper-Mans suit." ~Father Cory

And thus...!

Plus a bonus feature....dundundun

Cory, I Command Thee™ to shoot thyself sneaking up behind your "unsuspecting" mom with a tricksy prank!!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Here's my brief version of the chorus of Slipknot's song: "Duality". I personally think they should hire me.


I ummm...just got tagged. By Bethany. I think she only did it because she knows I don't do stuff like this. And I wouldn't'd be unsportsmanlike. o_O

Here are the rules. (1) Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves. (2) People who are tagged need to write a post on their own blog (about their eight things) and post these rules. (3) At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. (4) Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

P.S. This is going to be lame because everybody already knows everything about me. =( I'll try to think up new unknown things though.

1.) One time dad saw me in the bathroom with my face covered in teethpaste. I told him I was shaving. the way, that stuff kind of burns a little. >_>

2.) I used to play with Bethany on her top bunk with her 81 stuffed animals, and whenever people came into the room I'd dive under all the animals/covers and try to hide

3.) Josiah and I used to play action figures together. Whenever I'd pick up my toys off his floor when it was time to leave, I'd look the other way and try to "accidentally" pick up one of his guys so I could play with it that week.

4.) Once at an abortion protest in like...August or something, Josiah and I were up on a railing and we were shouting "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" to a biker below who passed us many times. Right when it was time to leave he showed up RIGHT IN FRONT OF US and yelled "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" and Josiah and I freaked out and ran to our parents

5.) I used to spy on the neighbors pretty much every single night. Man, they did some funny stuff. XD

6.) Once when I was like 4 or something, an insanely tall black man told me he was two years old and I believed him. It wasn't until quite a few years later that I realized he was joking.

7.) I once drew a bottom and showed my brother and he told mom and I got in trouble.

8.) Once my cousin and I got stuck in my uncle's trailer and we were screaming and crying for help but nobody came. I think we ended up breaking a window to get out and I cut my hand, and then we got in trouble for even being in his trailer, not to mention breaking his window. ...I'd have to check all my facts on the story though, it was a long time ago. >_>

I refuse to tag anybody! Oh fine, I'll tag Cory and Elyse and Jesse. If you hosers don't do it, then you're not as good of sports as I am. >=) I don't know if I phrased that correctly. Oh well.
Look at this giant ice cream cone dad bought. It's like 3 to 4 feet tall. O_O

Friday, November 09, 2007

Except for one math class last night, I'm getting a five day weekend from school, plus Thanksgiving is coming up too so that's more days off. WOOOO!!!

And also...THE DECAYING LAWN ALBUM IS OUT!!!!!!! I'll let you know any further information about it once we figure more stuff out. >_<

Aaaaaaaaaaaand our cafe is opening in the next few days. Mom's got an order of over $1000 of food coming in today so we're going to have quite the task of putting it all away. =þ
I'm still lacking my chef's hat and keytar apron though. Hrmm....

EDIT: PWAH!!! It's here!! 5 boxes of Tim's Chips, 3 pineapples, loads of meats, giant tubs of ice cream, tons of various other crazy things, AAHHH IT'S ALL SO AMAZING!!! *dies*

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Why do Narwhals exist? They should be a mythical creature, not a real one! It's WEIRD!!

Monday, November 05, 2007

P.S.!!! I forgot to mention, I DIDN'T KNOW it was daylight savings last weekend because neither Cory NOR Jesse did their usual complaint about it! ¬_¬

My hair is ridiculous right now.

6:50 PM Father: Dude
me: Dude
Father: Go to my blog.
Music video.
me: texted back. plz read. >_>
Father: o.
me: or I can just tell you. =D
Father: Wot.
me: I'm on dial-up
Father: BAH
me: but I can check it out as soon as possible. O_O aka tomorrow)
Father: Why is dial-up still legal?
6:51 PM me: hahahaha!
My dad is an internet provider, he has special privilages. ^_^
Father: Seriously.
You should be on T1 right now.
me: lol
Father: Not crapdial.
Dial is a soap.
Not an interwebs.
me: we could get dsl but dad doesn't want it because he thinks we'll spend too much time on the internet. >_<
soap. XD
6:52 PM And they didn't put fiber in our side of the base. T_T
Father: Lamesauce.
me: w0rdsauce.
Father: Hey, but everyone says to have fiber as part of your nutritious diet.
me: w0rdsauce. O_O
That's why I get mine at the store. =D
6:53 PM Father: I get mine at home.
me: I've been too annoyed by boldness, so I just go wins now.
ouch, that guy got L'd in the eye! XP
6:54 PM anyway, dinner's time, so I gotta go a'fooding now
Father: Signed me out. Stupid interwabs.
6:55 PM me: ohs. =(
Father: kri.
me: okay I will
during dinner.
Father: Time 2 listen 2 paramore.
me: k
bai! bai! bai!
Father: You should blogquote this convo.
me: k. XD
Father: k.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

The PWN(e)BB Festival was so excellent! The Decaying Lawn vocalist recorded the Band's second to last song on their album and he's ridiculously talented. He was even sick, so his voice was kind of shot, but he somehow used it to his advantage and made it sound really good. He came out later that night and talked with everybody for a while. I got like four of his autographs for different people. They also had this art section that had like EVERY medium available for use and you could just go do whatever, and they had a music section (with free access to the recording studio) with just about every instrument. I even go to play a keytar. O_O I didn't get to use the melodica though, but ah well.

Oh by the way, Decaying Lawn's album should be "finished" within the week. ^_^

Saturday, November 03, 2007

I'm going to the PWN(e)BBF (Pacific WestNorth (east) Brian Bridges Festival) tonight! It's going to be amazing! One of the members of Decaying Lawn will be playing some solo stuff (I'm hoping to get his autograph), and there will be scripture reading, and music, and drawing, and video games, and all kinds of other crazy stuff. And best of all...IT'S FREE! If only Kristen hadn't taken her camera to Tri-Cities. =(

Oh well. It'll be turbo. ^_^

Friday, November 02, 2007

This is the song I wrote for my voicemail message. Tonight I decided to put music to it. I had to make it weirdo timing so it would be short. Hi!


Why are you calling me on the telephone
Don't you know I'm used to being alone
And it's so quiet here without you
So leave a message...
give me something to listen to
Something to listen tooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Now I'm cute too!