Here's my brief version of the chorus of Slipknot's song: "Duality". I personally think they should hire me.

Duality


EDIT:
I ummm...just got tagged. By Bethany. I think she only did it because she knows I don't do stuff like this. And I wouldn't but...it'd be unsportsmanlike. o_O

Here are the rules. (1) Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves. (2) People who are tagged need to write a post on their own blog (about their eight things) and post these rules. (3) At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. (4) Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

P.S. This is going to be lame because everybody already knows everything about me. =( I'll try to think up new unknown things though.

1.) One time dad saw me in the bathroom with my face covered in teethpaste. I told him I was shaving. ...by the way, that stuff kind of burns a little. >_>

2.) I used to play with Bethany on her top bunk with her 81 stuffed animals, and whenever people came into the room I'd dive under all the animals/covers and try to hide

3.) Josiah and I used to play action figures together. Whenever I'd pick up my toys off his floor when it was time to leave, I'd look the other way and try to "accidentally" pick up one of his guys so I could play with it that week.

4.) Once at an abortion protest in like...August or something, Josiah and I were up on a railing and we were shouting "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" to a biker below who passed us many times. Right when it was time to leave he showed up RIGHT IN FRONT OF US and yelled "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" and Josiah and I freaked out and ran to our parents

5.) I used to spy on the neighbors pretty much every single night. Man, they did some funny stuff. XD

6.) Once when I was like 4 or something, an insanely tall black man told me he was two years old and I believed him. It wasn't until quite a few years later that I realized he was joking.

7.) I once drew a bottom and showed my brother and he told mom and I got in trouble.

8.) Once my cousin and I got stuck in my uncle's trailer and we were screaming and crying for help but nobody came. I think we ended up breaking a window to get out and I cut my hand, and then we got in trouble for even being in his trailer, not to mention breaking his window. ...I'd have to check all my facts on the story though, it was a long time ago. >_>


I refuse to tag anybody! Oh fine, I'll tag Cory and Elyse and Jesse. If you hosers don't do it, then you're not as good of sports as I am. >=) I don't know if I phrased that correctly. Oh well.