Monday, October 30, 2006

I think the server that hosted allianceyouth is gonzo so I'm gonna have to upload my pictures somewhere else. =
Dude, for you gamers...These are both utterly glorious looking.
Gears of War: Mad World (game trailers)

Supreme Commander (main page)

It's supposed to drop to 11 degrees tonight. I'm going to die. =(

Okay so last Saturday Jacob's dad helped me replace the heater core in my van. Let me give you an idea of how ridiculous it was. In order to get the little heater core out from inside/behind the dashboard on the passenger of the things we had to do was take the driver's side visor off from the ceiling. It was intense. =)

Friday, October 27, 2006

I'm running out of Lost characters that I like. They're slowly dwindling away.
I have written a poem. It is probably one of the deepest poems that I have ever written, and it's for mature audiences only. You have been warned. *ahem*

Curses - By: Brian Bridges
"Fire Chair, this I swear."

Thank you.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

We are all that is man.
The Epitome of Manliness

Monday, October 23, 2006

Why doesn't the HyperText Markup Language have a Manly tag? I want one! I want to be able to type:

"Sometimes when I have excessive energy I like to do cool activities"

in between two manly tags and have it come out as maybe like:

[manly]"Sometimes when I am superhumanly powerful I enjoy busting out sweet moves, lifting things that weigh tons, eating steak with a big knife, saving damsels in distress, and fighting off monsters with my shotgun and my chainsaw!"[/manly]

I don't know. It would just manlify things! You should be able to do it to pictures too and it would enhance the muscles of the guys in the image and give them all sideburns and things like that. I would post entire blog entries within manly tags, and half my work would be done for me! What a time saver!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Goodbye, cool house that I have all to myself with lots of fun things to do inside. =(

Hellooooooooo, Gamecube with new Batman Begins game that Darren bought for me! =D

Friday, October 20, 2006

Talking to Rosanne while at the Lightels, I started playing guitar, lalala, and then it suddenly occurred to me that they might have a mic around somewhere! So I began searching and AHA! I found a mic. I couldn't resist, so I recorded a guitar melody (a lousy one, haha) and asked rosanne for a topic.
[22:29] rosannewww: um
[22:29] rosannewww: a turnip
[22:29] rosannewww: named harol
[22:29] rosannewww: er
[22:29] rosannewww: harold
[22:30] masteroftehpants: anything special about harold that I should know about?
[22:32] rosannewww: lol
[22:32] rosannewww: ummm
[22:32] rosannewww: well, he's a nice little turnip that just wants to be a poet
[22:32] rosannewww: but everyone wants him to be a football star!
[22:32] rosannewww: poooor harold

and uhhh...yeah.

Poor Harold (2.16 MB)

Harol...err...Harold was a turnip just like you or me
He was working to turn into the poet he'd like to be
But the other little turnips told him nooooooo

They wanted him to play football...they said poetry was lame
And poor dear old harold was expected to play the game
No more poetry for Harol...err...Harold

Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold
He's sad now and miserable and crying for sure
Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold
He can't even put his sorrow into poetic words
Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold

Harol...err...Harold gave into the crowd
He became that football star they'd told him to be and his poetry was not allowed
This made Harold angry this made Harold rage

Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold
He's running and tackling...the players all get hosed
Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold
As he beats the players and tackles them his angry only grows
Poooooooooooor Haaaaarooold

Thursday, October 19, 2006

The Lightels come home in about 2 or 3 days and they're going to steal my beautiful house away from me. =(

These flowers go out to a girl I know named JazzyMina Rosanne García. Awwwwww.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

We have to write a blues song for Jazz class, so I'm going to write about being a superhero and dealing with a supervillain. I'll probably either post it on here, or maybe even record it with music and then post that. It's gonna be fun to write. ^_^

Monday, October 16, 2006

Dude, I'm totally p00ning in Science. Fortunately there isn't much math stuff involved otherwise I'd probably be getting hosed. ^_^

I squeezed my tables a smidgen so I think they should both fit now in IE.

Don't worry, Rosanne I won't kill myself. I don't much care if you dance with those fellers 'cause I know you love me best, and they can't have you, and if they try to have you they'll have to get through me, and nobody can get through the porportional strength of a spider. ...except maybe my own mother. =)

Sunday, October 15, 2006

My girlfriend is going to be dancing, dipping, and hopefully not smooching with other guys, while I'm stuck here in Moses Lake doing homework, putting up antannas, and saving people's lives!! I'm going to wallow in misery and sorrow, and then probably kill myself. Goodbye. =(

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Some of the stunts in District B13 are Un. Real. Parkour has got to be the greatest thing since Mrs. Bridges VS. Mr. Miller. Ha! Okay that's a bunch of nonsense, but STILL!! Parkour is turbo.

Unfortunately the movie has a lot of bad language, so I can't necessarily recommend it, but I DO recommend Buster Keaton because he's got some beauty stunts too. ;)

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Hey look! It's another poser superhero movie probably inspired by things like Spy Kids and Sky High, featuring a lame predictable plot, poor acting, bad special effects, and jokes that aren't funny! I uhhh...can't wait until it comes out. X(

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Sooooo, today I was driving to Ephrata, and as I was going down the highway I saw a pickup coming my way in the neighboring lane. Suddenly as I was watching him, a flock of geese or ducks or some form of large bird flew up in his path and he hit one of 'em! *POW*!!!! Instantly there was a huge white cloud of feathers surrounding his pickup cab and the bird went skipping and flipping across the road. I passed the guy and drove through the feather cloud as it began floating down. It was quite a sight. XD

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Help! Our house(s) are full of Gilmore Girls, and everybody keeps saying "haha so good" but!! =O

Jacob and I teamed up against Josiah and Hugh at Heroclix today. I accidently let Josiah kill two of my guys, and then Jacob put up a valiant effort, but in the end, Josiah and Hugh hosed us. Sad evening. =(

Buster Keaton is so awesome.

Friday, October 06, 2006

I got it! Woo. Some of the songs are super great, but I really miss the heaviness of Collide. =
Oh well, still a sweet album. I think Comatose and Falling Inside the Black are my two favorite songs on it.
Okay, I figured something out...Manservant always says "pleasethanks" as one word in like normal sentences, and I was confused by this, but then I realized it was because I told him it was polite to say "please" and "thanks" to people, but I never actually told him how to use them properly. So if he says something like, "I'm going to go to the store now, pleasethanks." he's just trying to be polite. ;)

And as for me..I AM going to the store now, to seek out the new Skillet CD. Woo.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

In Science today, we were each given a random quiz question about nuclear physics, and mine was like "give a description of alpha decay" or something, and I had no clue, so I wrote this:

"If Spaceman Spiff were travelling passed the great planet Alphazok, and the Alphazokians fired a Decazor Beam at him, then Spiff's ship would begin to fall apart due to 'Alpha Decay'."

Darren told me that Mr. Hamm (the teacher) would sometimes use Spiff for examples and so I was hoping it'd at least give me some creativity points? ...but I think I'm going to get a 0/5 on this one. =)

Anyway, here check this out. I drew a concept sketch of what a Robotic Undead Eskimo Zombie Bionic Vampire Grave Robber Cheerleader Creature from Outer Space that roams the arctic in search of Ham Sandwiches might look like.

Monday, October 02, 2006

mildly entertaining. =P

We got to bang on drums in Music 170 today. That's all we did was play percussion stuff together. It was fun. We were all kind of terrible though.

oh yeah, and I met Elyse during the weekend. She's pretty cool. ^_^