Friday, September 29, 2006

Renaissance A B&W CGI film. Looks. Awesome. O_O

And now I'm off to Pullman. Toodles!

Monday, September 25, 2006

I have a grenade handle. Do you have a grenade handle? I have a grenade handle.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

COMIC ATTACK! - Call of Duty

Friday, September 22, 2006


Thursday, September 21, 2006

First of all...Our movie is finished!! Actually it's been finished since about Monday but I've been so blasted busy with school (imagine...ME being busy!? WEIRD!) that I haven't been able to post it. Anyway uhhh...intro.

Have you ever wondered what pirates, true love, and full moons have in common?

This is quite possibly the campiest film ever released by Reels About Nothing

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And now a school story. So in English 101 we had to read this stupid story about John and Jane and it had multiple endings and some of them were kind of trashy. Anyway, the teacher went into this big thing about taking apart the story and seeing how it applies to our lives and times today and stuff. I hate stuff like that. So as I was mentally muttering things to myself about how this was stupid and ridiculous and stuff, the teacher began talking about how he was going to group us into pairs and have us write our own versions of John and Jane. I thought to myself, "AHH!" at first because I knew people would be trying to write all this deep shocking stuff that had life meaning and all this stuff that I didn't care about, so I suddenly got an idea. I partnered up with the dude next to me (probably a little older than I) and I was hesitant, because I wasn't sure what he'd think of my goony idea, but I really didn't want to think up...whatever the teacher was expecting. So I just kind of jokingly threw out my suggestion and the dude was like, "hmmm...I kind of like where you're going with that" and we expanded upon the idea, and in my mind I was laughing histarically because I was victorious. Now I wanted to keep the story because I thought it was so awesome, but the teacher made everybody leave them. =(
..but I shall attempt to rewrite it fairly close to what it was..

John met Jane as the settlement was moving on. They finally set up camp at last, after a hard journey through the seemingly endless desert, and as they rested, John began looking at the people around him. He noticed all the tightely knit families and the loving relationships in the camp, and he turned and smiled at Jane.
Sometime later, John and Jane were married and Jane was pregnant with John's child. They were so happy together, and John's love for Jane had grown enough that he felt he needed to finally tell her the truth about himself. So one night, John went over to Jane and explained to her, "Honey...I have something to tell you. I'm not human. I am actually from beyond the stars. I come from the planet Zor'rok, and I have flown here to Earth because I need to have a child with another species that is immune to our diseases. You humans are one of those species. You see, if I have a child with my one of my own kind, the child will not survive." He took her by the hands and added, "I...just thought you deserved to know."
Jane appeared to be sad; looked up with tears in her eyes, and exclaimed, "John, I too am from Zor'rok! Our child is doomed!!"

Needless to say, there was no story like ours. XD I explained on Tuesday though, when we were all introducing ourselves, that I had a strange sense of humor and get called weird at least once a day, so...hmmm. But I have a feeling if I do well in this class, it will probably only be because I do okay at writing and stuff. Not because I take things seriously. ^_^


Edit: Oh yeah, and COMIC ATTACK - Library Computers

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Golly jeepers! I never realized school could take up so much time!

I drove home tonight with my break lights on because my tail lights are out. My dashboard ones are too. I'd better get all that fixed, eh?
Remember, fellow crime fighters!! We don't actually like the real version of this song! We only like to make fun of it! (and what better way than Weird Al? This is crazy-funny.)

White & Nerdy
Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire
New lyrics by Al Yankovic

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

Monday, September 18, 2006

So I've got the following...

Music 170 - History of Jazz (5 credits)
10:30am to 11:35am Monday-Thursday

Science 101 - Survey of Science (5 credits)
11:45am to 12:50pm Monday-Thursday

English 101 - English Composition (5 credits)
7:00pm to 9:30pm Tuesday and Thursday

My science book was only $12. That's awesome.

For Rosanne: Weird Al's parody: White an' nerdy. I'm sure you know what song it is. ;)
I haven't heard it yet though. Darren sent me a link to the video, but it was removed from youtube. Hosers.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

I wanted to see what Heath Ledger would look like as The Joker.


Edit: Heh. This is pretty good. ^_^
COMIC ATTACK! - Kaitie's Board

uhoh...this is the last one. I'm going to have to make more. O_O

Friday, September 15, 2006


(featuring Bomberman! =O )



EDIT: NEWS! Future Fantastic Four is going to have SILVER SURFER!! OH EM GEE!!

MORE NEWS! Heath Ledger is playing Joker in the next Batman film. What. The. Madness!?!? o_0
COMIC ATTACK! - Jones Soda

Well, I'm finally going to be in college. My first time ever being in school instead of just being homeschooled. Weird, eh? ^_^

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

COMIC ATTACK! - Full Mouths

Monday, September 11, 2006

COMIC ATTACK! - Hulk Smash

Sunday, September 10, 2006

COMIC ATTACK! - Linkin Park

I lied. It's 180 gigs. BUT STILL. *drooool*

Mom got a satellite dish chair thing. It's in the living room, and baby is laying in it staring up at his mother in bewilderment. Nope, now he's smiling.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Rosanne and I made an excellent sandwich!

masteroftehpants: zAny!!
masteroftehpants: I have an idea!!
Rosannewww: do you?!
masteroftehpants: yes!
masteroftehpants: okay uhhh...
Rosannewww: um, excellent!
Rosannewww: lol
masteroftehpants: I'm going to say bread, and then you say something that you like to eat in your sandwiches, and then I'll say something that I like to eat in them, and then you say something else and wait for me
masteroftehpants: okay?
masteroftehpants: ready?
masteroftehpants: (something else that you like to eat in your sandwiches I mean)
Rosannewww:'re really, really weird
masteroftehpants: lol pleeeaaaaaase!! will you do it for me?
masteroftehpants: lol
Rosannewww: ok...
masteroftehpants: okay, ready?
Rosannewww: lol
Rosannewww: yes
masteroftehpants: you just have to list the two items
masteroftehpants: okay
masteroftehpants: here we go...
masteroftehpants: bread
Rosannewww: banana peels
masteroftehpants: peanut butter
Rosannewww: maccaroni and cheese
masteroftehpants: bread
masteroftehpants: Eeeewwww, we just made a gross sandwich, lol
masteroftehpants: it's kind of lopsided too, because my name is longer than yours

And's what it looks like:


Holy Additions! Dad just gave me a 200gig harddrive and a DVD burner that actually works!! I may not be super expressive on the outside, but inside, my excitement levels are reading right off the scale! XD

Madre dulce de la puerta!

(Edit: I want this when it comes out. Batman To Brick Consoles Everywhere)

Friday, September 08, 2006


I had some turbo pizza today that my friend Greg (who is planning on owning a restaraunt someday and that means he's an uber cook) made and woah dude. Good stuff. Chris and I finished all the animation for our movie tonight, so it's nearly completed. I'll have it up here once it's finished. So ready?

Thursday, September 07, 2006


Edit 11 (Cory)
Edit 12 (Brian)


My blog is pretty messed up in Internet Explorer. Also, I just realized that if you put an 'e' before every World Wide Web address it's like you dislike that site:

COMIC ATTACK! - Level Up (final)

Time to go eat popcorn while mowing lawns. (yeah, weird, I know.)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I just payed $30 to turn in an application to the college. That might not be very much for a college, but it seemed like a lot of money to me. I suppose once I start taking classes and buying books it'll seem like nothing, but good grief. Now I'm about to get copies of my driving record to give to the worksource place because I kind of applied for some water delivery job and it's necessary. Doubt there's much of a chance that I'll get it but I need to try for everything right now because college apparently won't be cheap. Hum.
Comizzle Attizzle! - Level Up (cont.)

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Posting two because I don't like the first one. (and I don't actually get mad at stuff like that. ^_^ )

Colored Pencils

Level Up

Sunday, September 03, 2006


This one is for Monday, but I don't think I'll be on tomorrow so I'm posting it now. So hurray you get TWO! (is that a good thing?)
...And don't worry...they won't all be "Rosanne and Brian love stories". I wouldn't want to scare people away after all. =P
COMIC ATTACK! - "Brian's Weird."

Saturday, September 02, 2006

The following is a review for a CD that many of you probably don't care about. ^_^

Blindside's "The Great Depression" album has got to be one of the greatest I've ever heard, and easily the most passionate. It's got this mood about it throughout the whole CD that's...well as the title suggests, kind of depressing, heh. But then it finishes everything off with the last song which is kind of the grand finale and it's very relieving in a way. It's like the end of a hard painful journey, heh. But don't get me wrong, the CD is still very enjoyable to listen to. (well...unless you don't like Blindside, lol). I had to listen to the whole thing through a few times before I got to really liking it and realized how brilliant it was, and then after that I listened to it a billion times, stopped for a while, and recently have started up again. Anyway, I was in kind of a sad mood for a while yesterday and I listend to it, and it was very satisfying. Half hard/screaming, half soft/singing, very passionate, and very well done. Blindside's best album ever. ^_^

Okay, that's all. Now you can go listen to some Skillet stuff down at Purevolume. ^_^

Friday, September 01, 2006

I found out that the "thing" that was beside me earlier was a cucumber of sorts. I was disappointed. I wanted it to be some bizarre fruit, but alas... =

...oh and I think it's close enough to "tomorrow" for me to post another lame comic - Cory Owned
(remember not to put much thought into these. they're not deep.)
COMIC ATTACK! - Brian's "Pancake"

These are lame, extremely poorly drawn (so that I don't have to put any time into them), and enjoyable to whip out at high speeds. If you're my friend or I know you even slightly, then there is risk of you being in one at some point in time. I will post one now and then and uhhhhh...that's all.