Wednesday, October 31, 2007

So ummmmm...I guess my Keytar is now officially named after Elyse. Which means it's a girl Keytar. Aaaaaand I suppose that's okay since I so often talk about how much I love it.

Anyway, this was pretty much the grossest Halloween costume I've ever had but I didn't really think about it when I made it. You see, I was going to stay at home and do homework all night, but when Kristen, Bethany, and Ethan were leaving, I suddenly decided to go with them. So we went to the store where mom and dad were passing out candy (I guess since our neighborhoods are all scary, people like trick-or-treating downtown better), and I didn't have a costume! So while they were passing out candy, I went into the back room to find something I could wear...aaaaaand....I kind of found a can of spray paint and everything went off from there. >_<

P.S. I have NO idea when this paint will come off me. =P

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Brian wrote a serious song? How rare!

(click the title to hear it, of course)
The Path - By Brian Bridges
On a rough dirt path with the sun beating down
I am trusting, sure that He knows His way around
I almost fall down, there are rocks strewn about
But he doesn't let me fall, like the spider in a spout
Like water in a drought, I seek him out
I hold on 'cause I know He's someone I can't live without
I give a shout anytime I think I'll fall
And He grabs me, pulls me high, and helps me walk tall
It goes on this way and I don't dare stray
I just lift my eyes up to his face, fix my gaze
Never looking to the left, never glancing to the right
I don't know what's out there, but I don't care, He's my life
When the sweat drips down, He gives me energy
When the tears drip down, He is a friend to me
When my fears grip down, He fights my enemies
And when I'm snared by a trap, He sets me free
So let me be, I just wanna walk this path
And know that if I don't look away, I'll be okay
I won't stray, I'll just stay in this place
Bound for glory in a never ending story

I hear my name called out, off to my left
And I turn my head just for a minute, "Who's that?"
It's a girl standing there just off the path
Her hair waves in the wind as she walks through the grass
She's beautiful, enticing, makes my heart pound
And I hear the sound of her lovely voice, calling me now
To walk over, she wants to tell me something
It won't take more than a second
I walk over, "Something I can do for you miss?"
"Just this," she leans in and gives me a kiss
"What was that for?" I ask but she doesn't reply
I find my gaze fixed deep into her dazzling eyes
It's all kind of a blur as she slips her soft fingers
Into my hand and lets her touch linger
Then she gives me a tug and gently pulls me along
And my heart melts as she softly sings me a song
We walk through the grass and I feel nothing but joy
Her touch is warm and she has a steady poise
And I feel giddy inside at the sound of her voice
I feel like a boy who just got a new toy
We walk a bit further now and then she turns around
And pulls me close to her, I can hear her breathing now
But there's no other sounds, it's just her and me
No distractions, she's the only one I see
"Kiss me" she says, but her voice has changed
I stare into her eyes and see a blood red flame
I back away and ask if she's feeling okay
But she laughs and holds me as I try to pull away
"Please, let me go" I half politely request
But she squeezes me and leans her head on my chest
I calm down instantly and forget all my fears
And wonder where she'd been hiding all these years
She tells me sweet things, but then my skin grows cold
When she looks up and asks me to give her my soul
I decline and tell her I just want to be friends
But she says if I say no, our love will end
And I don't want that, in fact I really don't care
Because all I want now is this embrace we share
So I forget that one guy, uhhh...what was his name?
And plus it was a hard path to walk just the same
Whereas here I am pleased by this girl holding me
So I tell her it's fine she can have it for free

That was the last thing I said before her skin turned pale
And her eyes burned with the fury of a stormy gale
I shoved her away and watched in horror
As if I'd opened up a door on the box of Pandora
She swore I would never ever escape her now
And I looked around but saw nothing but blackness...How!?
Is this happening, what is going on!?
Weren't we just standing in a field on a grassy lawn?
The ground was hard as stone and the air was cold
And the girl before me looked decayed and old
And the hatred in her eyes was like I'd never seen
And the expression on her face was all haggard and mean
She shrieks and reaches for me with bony hands
I back away but bump into what feels like a man
And I turn around I see him there, staring at me
Hatred in his eyes too, and he's bloody and rotting
I turn to run but find that I'm surrounded by them
They're everywhere, hateful eyes that stare, flesh ripped bare
Withered hair, decaying stench of death in the air
Starving as if they had no food to spare
And then the place lit up and I saw a sea of silhouettes surrounding me
And the flaming lights flashed as they began to scream
"All hate, all hate" every corpse was chanting
Thrusting their fists above their heads to a man standing
On an elevated plane above us all
With a group of winged soldiers standing tall
He leaned over a podium and raised up his hands
And the entire place errupted in the praise of his fans
He shot his eyes at me and pointed into my heart
And screamed, "He offered his soul! Minions, tear him apart!!"
And a mass of rotting hands suddenly reached for my chest
I wanted to scream for help but I was holding my breath
And when I finally found it in me and I was able to wail
The guy gave an order to stop and their hands all failed
But before I felt relief I felt new hands on me
It was the girl from before when she was pretty and clean
She held me close yet again, and I remembered her hate
But for some reason, in her arms, that seemed to drift away
And I was almost in a daze, feeling good once again
Even though I saw those dozen hands creeping in
And I began debating deep inside my mind
Whether I should cry out to God or just stay here and die
I don't know why, I knew nothing I'd done was right
I knew I should never have strayed my eyes or left my master's sight

But suddenly I found it in me and I shoved her away
And I screamed out to God as the hands grabbed at my face
And my throat, and my chest, and my arms, and my legs
And I screamed "Abba, Father!!" before my flesh gave way
Then the instant I screamed, there was a thunderous crack
And the sky lit up a flash of white in the black
All the dead men let go and fell down to their knees
Screaming mercy and things like, "Don't torture us, please!"
And the man at the podium shrieked out filth
But the anger in his eyes began to mingle with guilt
Even the tall winged soldiers were down on the ground
Wailing out the utmost hideous sounds
There was another crack and I spun around
The sky was on fire, there was rumbling in the ground
And then the shrieks of the masses could scarcely be heard
Above the deafening sound of my Father's own words
As he shouted my name with a terrifying roar
I was like a lost lamb that he'd been searching for
And then he appeared and I fell down with the crowd
And I covered my head with my hands like a shroud
But through my closed eyes, the light was blinding
And the whole earth shook beneath his fire and lightning
It all happened so fast, and I couldn't really see
But I could sense that bodies were flying all around me
There were screams of pain, and wails of hate
And a crash as the podium crumbled to its fate
The next thing I knew, I was completely consumed
Engulfed in love beyond that of the hate that had fumed
And everything felt so distant, though I could see it occur
It was as if I was dreaming, so I couldn't be sure
In here, things were calm like floating under the sea
Except instead of water, I felt his passionate love for me
And before I knew what all had just taken place
I felt my knees in the dirt and a hand on my face
It was the path once again and he raised up my head
But I shook him away and said I ought to be dead
I just couldn't look at him, I couldn't look at his eyes
I layed down in the dirt and just began to cry
My shoulders shook now as I felt my shame rise
This pain I had was from forfeiting my life
And disobeying my God
I knew I'd done wrong
And I didn't see how his love could be so strong
Through my tears I whispered, "I'm sorry, my Lord...
I know that you had the greatest things in store
But I left you for lusts of the here and now
Please forgive me, if you can, though I don't see how..."
And He said, "Yes, my son, that was foolish of you
And the price for that is death, what you say is true
But my love is stronger than that
You see I bought you back,
My son died in your place, the price is paid at last
Plus He's alive today, death couldn't hold Him down
So you're forgiven, everything is okay now."
And he took my shoulders, and raised me to my feet
And embraced me with love like you would never believe
Then he said, "Come now, son, follow me."
And we continued down the path and I knew, I was free.
mewithoutYou was very very great to watch and played super well, but they only did a few songs, unfortunately. I would love to watch them perform an entire concert. Thrice was amazing as well. They weren't as entertaining to watch (aside from lights and stuff) but their music was very solid and very passionate and intense. They played quite a bit longer but I'd love to see a full concert from them too. If they had played a couple of my favorite songs I probably would've been in tears, they were so good, heheh. And Brand New was really good, but I'd only heard like one of their songs, so it was kind of hard to stand through 2 hours of stuff I'd never heard and wasn't aaallll that enthusiastic about. But oh well. Excellent shows all around. Andrew will probably have pictures up soon and I'll post them.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Two days until I see Thrice, mewithoutYou, and Brand New!

Tonight, Andrew came over at midnight and he and Bethany and I had a wild party. Then we took him home and went to Wal-Mart on the way home. I bought a Marvel poster with a bunch of superheroes on it, and while we were there we heard Project 86 playing over the speakers. It was the greatest thing I've ever heard played in a store ever. O_O

Friday, October 26, 2007

These are NOT a billion questions from a survey! REALLY!! T_T

(skip to end of post)

Quick! Make up a number (example: eleventy seven)

One Godzillion!

Excuse me while I...
raise my knee, raise my other knee, raise my foot, raise my other foot, walk in a circle, and do the puppet master

If you had an extra toe, what would you do with it?
use it for the good of mankind

If I lived in the year 2100, my profession would be...

I wouldn't mind being stuck in a closet with...
my dog

I'll wait until nobody is looking, then I'll...
do the puppet master

When faced with a problem, I...
do the puppet master

What's the first frivolous thing you'll buy when you're rich and famous?
some fatmen. Then I can REALLY say "Frivolous Fatmen!"

If there's another book, it should be called "Harry Potter and The ..."
Death of Harry Potter

What did you say the last time you drunk dialed?
I hope this number isn't my mom's. (p.s. drinking is for sucks)

Polka Dots are...
hilarious! XD

I like people who are...
like me

Make up a fact about penguins right now:
That's not a question. But now that you mentioned it, they DO eat their dead since food is scarce in the Arctic.

What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
tell Ethan to stop sitting on my head

In a previous life, I was...
an amazon warrior. Back then I was the one who wore the Golden Girdle of Gaea. It was not a good life.

I'd be the happiest person in the whole world if...
everybody else suddenly got inhumanly depressed.

Would you make out with the last person who wrote on your wall?
Steven Noonan? I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself.

What celebrity do people say you look like?
Angolina Jolie. It sucks, man.

If I'm reincarnated, I'd like to be a...
zombie sheep.

Kevin Federline is...

What's your favorite blue food?
...berry muffins!

What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
I think it was that peanut butter and pineapple sandwich. =x

What do you think you'll name your kids?
I won't have any. But maybe Jolieolium, Liechtenstein, Van, or Biff for the dudes. And maybe Shelderlina, Carressa, Sky Blue, or Moonbeam for the ladies.

I will never tell anyone...
what I'm not about to tell you.

My parents would kill me if I came home with...
14,000 corpses trailing behind me

What's your ideal climate?
I once came across a tree, and though I tried, I couldn't climate. T_T

Waffles are...
hilarious! XD

My comfort food is...
kangaroo jerky

Take whatever you want. Just don't take my...
keytar! or my dog! or my computer! or piano! or drums! or guitars! or house! In fact...just...go away!

What would you do for a new car?
trade you my van. XD

How many songs do you have on your iPod?
I don't have a smegging iPod, you ugly goit!

I was voted most likely to...
run thru a screen door. >_<

How often do you cook? Hahahahahahaha!!!

I think they should legalize...
the destruction of things I don't like.

A more appropriate first name for me would be...

I'm afraid of...
Wasps. And spiders. And intimidating girls.

I wish I had been born back in...
1986 when there WERE no bright contrasting colors.

God is...
spelled G-d out of reverance by like...Jews and mewithoutYou and stuff.

Stop! In the name of...
Cory's mom's internet friend's daughter's second cousin's neighbor's great aunt's dog!

Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
A mix of the three! That'd be weird. o_O

What talk show would you like to be a guest on?
Weird Al TV

My backpack/purse/wallet contains the following surprising things:
An Apples To Apples card, a picture of a girl, a ton of money, some drawings, some secret numbers, and like...a love letter I think.

Please buy me a...
car, a violin, a bass guitar, a new amp, a sound board, some uber speakers, a new computer, a billion art supplies of every kind, and a grand piano. Thanks.

The sitcom about my life would be named...
The Bwian Bwian Show

What should your biography be titled?
The Amazing Siper-Mans

What was (or will be) your wedding song?
I'm not getting married. But maybe Zombie Sheep. XD

I wish my parents had named me...

When I call you, my custom ring tone should be...
Brianstorm by Arctic Monkeys

My parents should've known I'd be trouble when I...
first met Cory

What's your favorite smell?
the sound of crumbling bricks

Who are the top 3 people you'd like to buy a beer for?
Cory, Monerz, and Elyse

In 20 years, I will be...
31. O_O

What's your earliest memory?
I don't remember. I was just a little baby.

Who is the funniest person you know?
I am. XD

If I had a time machine, I'd...
eat a sandwich

Pardon my...

What music should they play at your funeral? (example: Get On Up)
Zombie Sheep

What was the worst movie this year?
The one that won the Project 86 movie contest over mine and Andrew's. ¬_¬

Propose a new toothpaste flavor:
Toothpaste flavored toothpaste! I mean Jalapeno.

The key to success is...
in my pocket with my knife.

Mary Kate or Ashley?
It matters not. They both add up to approx. nothing.

Boxers or briefs?
I'll box YOUR briefs.

For my first wish, I wish...
for infinity more wishes

I'd rather be...
me than a can of moose meat

What questions should we ask on 10 Second Interview?
lik h4V u eVr b3eN t3h nekKiD ROLFORLF!!!!11

Complete this sentence: Life is like a box of...
Cory Miller.

If you saw wet cement, what word would you write in it?

Quick! Make up a first name:

What's your favorite song lyric?
"I was floating in a peaceful sea, 'rescued' by a sinking ship."

When you get stressed, what are you most likely to throw out the window?
a volleyball, but lets not talk about that. ¬_¬

What's your favorite ice cream topping?
Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'M A little lad that loves berries and cream!

What was the best prank you ever played on someone?
I called my sister in the neighboring motel room, and posed as a hotel worker, reporting that the room next door had seen cockroaches running around and asked if she'd seen anything. Also, grabbing Emily's leg from underneath the van was pretty fantastic. Does that count as a prank?

I like my men/women how I like my...
raw fish in tapioca pudding with salad dressing over top. And sprinkles.

How many days past expiration are you willing to drink milk?

Quick! Write a two line poem:
f*re, ch*ir, this I swear.

Please tell my butler that for breakfast, I shall require...
a large variety of unhealthy cereal.

What song best describes you?
ZOMG TEH FAIRIES by Decaying Lawn

What are three words that sum you up?
11/21 year old.

I'd like to hang out with...
Cory Miller

If I were a super hero, my super suit would be made out of...
It's made out of siper-fabrix

I'm reminded of home whenever...
I'm at home.

What memory would you rather forget?
sorry, too scandalous.

If Chuck Norris falls into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets... violated.

Cat person, dog person, or not into pets?
A cute wittle puppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy.

I'm down with...

What are three ways you're making the world a better place?
Decaying Lawn, Siper-Mans, and Brian Bridges

Though I try to hide it, I'm actually...

What's the most embarassing song in your collection?
God vs. Godzilla

My name should be listed in the Wikipedia entry for...
being a member of Decaying Lawn.

What's your favorite brand?
Yamaha, Roland, Washburn, and B.C.Rich.

Late at night, I like to eat...
corpses in Nethack.

If I were pregnant, I'd probably crave...
entire planets

Fill in the blank: ________ + chocolate = heaven

What question should they ask Miss America or Miss Universe contestants?
"By the way, do you smoke?"

If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be, and why?
A turnip. Then if people asked me what I was doing in the garden, I could say, "I'm a turnip!"

When do you normally go to bed?
12:00am - 7:00am

Is Britney over, or is the comeback just getting started?
All [wo]men are like grass, but Decaying Lawn will never die!

What's one magical thing that happened today?
Charlie and I performed two Decaying Lawn songs togerther over the phone

What is/was your imaginary friend's name?
I have an entire gang. One of the guys is named Ryan.

What cartoon character did you have a crush on?
Currently, I have one on Katara. XD

What was your worst fashion mistake?
short pants that didn't reach my knees

I'd be nothing if it weren't for...

If I were the first person to land on the mood, I would've said:
On the mood? If I landed on the mood, I'd be like, "Man! People sure are moody around here!"

What's the worst that could happen?
going to h*ck.

What's your favorite web site?

Who was your first kiss?
Her first name is not Alice, and her last name is not Porkinstein.

Which of your Facebook friends have you made out with?

Bikini, Tankini, or Linguini?
omg pr0n.

Skirts, shorts, or skorts?

I collect...
internal organs, which I keep in a cedar chest.

What's the latest gadget you've bought?
a transdimensional portal.

I'd like to be captain on a manned mission to...
Cory's house.

The last time I actually cooked something, I made...
Hotdogs! They were amazing!

What pet names does your boyfriend/girlfriend call you?
she used to call me Arty or Shadow, but other times she'd call me Jazz or Mia.

When they write my obituary, I hope they mention...

When the world ends, I will be...
able to predict the future, apparently. O_O

Wal-Mart is...
for sucks.

What do you wish you had never done?
sorry, can't tell you, they're all embarrassing. >_< I will dedicate my life to the invention of...
religious pie.

Where was sexy before Justin Timberlake brought it back?
He didn't. But probably Robert Mason.

We should criminalize...
the entire world.

Are you a glass half full or glass half empty person?
Both. At the SAME TIME! =O

If I had to date one of my Facebook friends, I'd date...
Amelia Nye II

What's your favorite restaurant?
I have to say The Firefly Cafe or else I might lose my job.

What will spend your lotto winnings on?

What's your favorite comfort when you're ill?
girls and video games.

Batman or Superman?
Batman. He's way more manly (especially with his voice), and Superman's costume is doofy.

I once had a really weird dream that...
involved saving Amber from her bikini clad cousins and watching her push a car off a cliff.

(go back to top)

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

My parents got me a new Siper Suit because mine were all getting worn out. I'm not gonna lie, it feels pretty great, web slinging around town in my smashing new duds. ^_^

Monday, October 22, 2007

I rigged up the most ghetto cymbal stand yesterday. I used a camera tripod, and a wooden toy top, which I placed in the verticalized tripod handle.

And here is what they sound like! =D

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Tonight, I went from having a bread... having slices of bread... having the usual me look again. Hmmm.

Friday, October 19, 2007

See my free DRUM SET!!? I'll have to rig up a ghetto stand for my crash cymbal because the real one was busted but it's not like I can complain with a FREE DRUM SET!!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Well Elyse, since you've waited patiently for so long...Decaying Lawn has written you a song for you birthday. It is our version of Beethoven's "Für Elise", and I'm not gonna's probably the best Decaying Lawn song ever. ^_^

So without fürther adoodeedoodeedoo...I present:
För Elyse by Decaying Lawn


(quick song info, I did the creepy ghost-like keytar in the first half, and then Charlie finished the last half of the song using his amazing heavy guitar powers.)

Sunday, October 14, 2007

PUMPKIN ATTACK!! I did the Sipey one (duh), Ben did the abstract one, and Kristen did the big toofs and eyes one.

Friday, October 12, 2007

I don't have much to say. WEIRD! Except that ummm....Thrice's upcoming albums are amazing and Assassin's Creed is going to be amazing.

And uhh...we got our pictures taken for the paper because our cafe will be opening next weeek (I think). And ummm...The new Dr. Who series is skiptastiiiic. And uuhhh...I want to buy a violiiiiin. And wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for homewoooord. And uhhh....I've never had pizza with purple cheese on iiiit.

And it's really funny if you say "PEETZER!!"

And that's all.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Well, hi! My name is Bwian, and I'll be your bodyguard today. Would you like a mint?

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Tee hee....

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

omg i gotz t3h pwo3Rs!!

t3H tahksns 2 T3h bWi@ns!!

nwo i kna POsT!!!!!!!!


Monday, October 08, 2007

It's 11:45 at night, I'm sitting here in a dimly lit room, all alone with no sounds other than the computer, and a bird just suddenly flew *SMACK* into the window to my left. Scared the fCory's fpurple fpants out of me.


Sunday, October 07, 2007

Cory and I had a potry writting on Tia's blog. The results were....messy. Translations have been provided for those who can't speak newbie. (Caution: Translated poetry might not rhyme as well, or at all.)

lik3 i'M s33z t3h n0 lITez aDN i TinK mY haErt iT f4llz cuz i dOEsNt haz n0tin' but blaksn3ss!!
tehn i call teh technishun mans adn he say 2 puhs teh powerz buton on my comp00ter. >_< -Brian Bridges

I don't see any lights and I think my heart falls because it doesn't have anything but blackness!!
Then I call the technician man and he says to push the power button on my computer.

i R t3h JAebrywok
I lievz N teh z00
i <3 L1T7le puPeiz
anD i <3 U 2!!
-Cory Miller

I am the Jabberwock
I live in the zoo
I love little puppies
And I love you too!!

1n t3h wher i coms fr0m th3rz coldness we haves
adn snows r teh coverign t3h lands
d0 u nos were i live im a n00bie so
duh i lives in iecland!

Where I come from, all we have is cold
And snow that covers the lands
Do you know where I live? I'm a newbie so
Duh, I live in Iceland!


I love poetry.

ti4na l13k ur t3h s0 ogm taht wehn i see u in teh pitcuez i thikn im l0okign at t3h rozes!
sh4l i comaer u 2 a iecladnic d4y??
k ur teres l0ts 0f blubr eatign adn itz c0ldz.
...k bad exapmle. >_<

Tia, you're so "oh my goodness" that when I see you in the pictures, I think I'm looking at the roses!
Shall I compare you to an Icelandic day?
Okay, there is lots of blubber eating and it's cold.
...okay, bad example.

i <3 a ListENin 2 EmrEy
an R3d aDn BilDNAside
cUZ w1n i Lisetn 2 teHm
teHy taEks m3 4 a RideZ!!1

I love listening to Emery
And Red and Blindside
'Cause when I listen to them
They take me for a ride!

h0w longz tilL iz t3h bw4in n0t g01ng 2 B awSUM???
iN t3h wurdz oF 4 po3t'z r4viN...n#V3Rm0eR!!!!11

How long until Brian is no longer awesome?
In the words of a poet's Raven, "Nevermore!"

O l1t3 0f mY liEf,
O l1t=3 oF MY lI3f,
t3h u shienz so br1t3
ADN U r t3h b3uafitul sIeTZ
h0w canZ i t3lL u
tahT u r juts s0 sUP3r
i luvz u 4-evr my dU4l-src33n c0mpuTr3

Oh light of my life,
Oh light of my life,
You shine so bright
And you are a beautiful site
How can I tell you
That you are just so super
I love you forever, my dual-screen computer.

i <3'd u 4 2 l0nG
t3Hn S0m73HinG W3n7 2 wr0nG
u MaeD m3 kR1
i Hop3s u dEI
cUZ i r emOZ!!!!!!11111
...taHt wuZ 2 mI fL4sh Dr1vE.

I loved you for too long
Then something went too wrong
You made me cry
I hope you die
'Cause I am emo!!
...That was to my flash drive.

im seez u stadn1gn tehr3 atcully m0r3 l1kez oN ur b3lLi3
adn i nos u hungwy
but i d0ezt'n h4S w4rusl f00dz
s0 u c4N haz g3rn0la bra
herz u g0 k d00dz
adn u sk4rr3d me i saysed AAHHHHH
adn use hav3z teh g3nr0la dats g00dz
but u h4z filpp3rsz n0t p4wz

I see you standing there, actually more like on your belly
And I know you are hungry
But I don't have walrus food
So you can have a granola bar
Here you go, okay dude
And you scared me; I said, "AAHHHH!"
And you have the granola, that's good
But you have flippers not paws

0fF w17h Ur he4dz!!!!111
w3ll tA3k 1t aLl B4cK an tEHn Sum
n3v3R aGIN, ofF wIT uR h34DZ!!11
weL cu7 0uT al taHtsz a H1NDr3cN3
b133Dz teH 0lD M4nZ
of WitT UR HAEDZ!!!11

Off with your head!!
We'll take it all back and then some
Never again, off with your head!!
We'll cut out all that's a hindrance!
Bleed the old man
Off with your head!!

w00t w00t u haz teh p0ts
t3h eihgtieth p0ts
tere'z l0tS adn loTz
t14naz iS s0 lukcy (adn h0tz)

Woot woot, you have the post!
The eighteenth post
There are lots and lots
Tia is so lucky (and hot)

0Mg u HietTed On TaieNA!?!?!@#$3455

k I lUR3v 2 p4LY GaITUr
AdN muIS1C iZ sW337
W1N i pAyl mUE1SC
iTZ A tR34T

Oh my goodness, you hit on Tia!?

Okay, I love to play guitar
And music is sweet
When I play music
It's a treat

cURsze wuT i d03z desreV3s tIhS 4!?
t3h mY m0m haz m3asERUd m3 bY t3h fr0tn doOr
adn i wuz SO suer taht i h4v3d gr3W
buts wh-3n i l0okDE i wuznt s1x tw0.

Curses, what have I done to deserve this!
My mom has measured me by the front door
And I was SO sure that I had grown
But when I looked I wasn't six two.

1 WuZ awATch1NG uHF
AnD I wUZ 34tInG ChIPZ
oN T3H cAPRETZ :((((

I was watching UHF
And I was eating chips
When I spilled
On the carpet

sp33kign 0f winz i wuz so amaezd
wehn i h4v3 s3e 0n myps*ec taht ouR m0vei wuz praizd
adn we wun teh c0ntets!! w00t w00t adn stuff!!
n0w i can h4s n3w l3g0z wichj i luffs!!

Speaking of win, I was so amazed
When I saw on Mysp*ce that our movie was praised
And we won the contest!! Woot woot and stuff!!
Now I can have new legos which I love!!

1 wUz ReLA1 Pru0D Uv BaR1N
w!N H3 w1N3D T3h cOtn3SZT
2 g3T FrE3 lEg0Z, h0Ly m4N
tEHY ReL1 r TH3 b3STZ!!!11

I was really proud of Brian
When he won the contest
To get free legos, holy man
They really are the best!

c0yr iz r1t3 yaaaahhhh

adn juts alw4tz rebemer
taht 1n d3c3bmeR
1f u w4ntz 2 gET sum 1 @ g1tf

taht teh bets taht c0rY nos
iz 2 g3T tehm l3g0z
cuz uv c0rs3 teir sprirtz wlLl l!fT!!1

Cory is right, yeah

And always remember
That in december
If you want to get someone a gift

That the best that Cory knows
Is to get them Legos
'Cause of course their spirits will lift!

Friday, October 05, 2007

I am a dog.
Dog dog dog.
Here comes a ship!
A battleship!
The ship is in the sea.
The sea is big!
My shoe is big.
Big is for sucks.
Unless you're a duck.
Hello, duck!
Quack quack quack.
The duck says quack.
Quacka lacka dack.
Duckies are fun!
If you have a gun.
I shoot the duck's head.
The duck is dead!
Goodbye duck.
Your head blew up.
Up is the way!
To get to the sky.
Lets go fly!
We fly to the sky.
We come across a cloud!
Clouds are made of water.
Lets go swimming!
We swim in the water.
It starts to rain!
Curse you, rain!
We fall to the Earth.
And land in the dirt.
Here is a worm!
Hello worm!
The worm can't talk.
Can you say hello?
The worm doesn't know.
He can't shrug his shoulders!
Lets pick up a boulder..
And drop it on the worm.
Splatter! Goes the worm.
The worm is dead.
Just like the duck!
Worm and duck.
Both are out of luck.
We've come to the end.
End end end.

Thursday, October 04, 2007


Monday, October 01, 2007

Be honest now...Would you rather lose your hand to a shark or a crocodile?

GASP!!!!! I just went to myspace and found that Chris had posted THIS bulletin!

As some of you may know A Night at the Pier was animated for the 24 Hour Animation Contest a while back. Well all the voting is done and Brian and I won first place, read the thread at brickfilms HERE

The film was animated and scored in about 14 to 18 hours, however most of the sets used were build before the contest started.

WOO!! I don't remember what the prize is. I think we get to like split a batmobile or something. =)