Friday, October 05, 2007

I am a dog.
Dog dog dog.
Here comes a ship!
A battleship!
The ship is in the sea.
The sea is big!
My shoe is big.
Big is for sucks.
Unless you're a duck.
Hello, duck!
Quack quack quack.
The duck says quack.
Quacka lacka dack.
Duckies are fun!
If you have a gun.
I shoot the duck's head.
The duck is dead!
Goodbye duck.
Your head blew up.
Up is the way!
To get to the sky.
Lets go fly!
We fly to the sky.
We come across a cloud!
Clouds are made of water.
Lets go swimming!
We swim in the water.
It starts to rain!
Curse you, rain!
We fall to the Earth.
And land in the dirt.
Here is a worm!
Hello worm!
The worm can't talk.
Can you say hello?
The worm doesn't know.
He can't shrug his shoulders!
Lets pick up a boulder..
And drop it on the worm.
Splatter! Goes the worm.
The worm is dead.
Just like the duck!
Worm and duck.
Both are out of luck.
We've come to the end.
End end end.
Byedi!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

o_O ?
Cachuga cachuga!!

Bethany said...

yes and although he didn't mention is he invented this song while crushing my ribcage and singing in my face on friday morning...

Anonymous said...

What a jerk! First he calls you fat, now THIS!! >=(

Anonymous said...

;)

Bethany said...

lol i KNOW!! it's crazy!

Sir Brian The Manly said...

I was just jumping on you back.

Bethany said...

yeah thats what i did this morning!