Sunday, May 13, 2007

So ummmmm...I was just trying out this new volleyball serve I figured out, which consisted of like a 180 jump/slap....ummm...and I was kind of doing it in the house...and I just destroyed my first window. I'm such a knob. So now I get to go tell my mom "Happy Mother's Day, I just busted a window!" and then I'll probably get to pay for it. What joy. I hope she doesn't turn into the Hulk. I'd have Manservant fix it but this is a weird window and we don't have any replacements.

If I don't ever post again, I just want you all to know, it's because I'm dead. -_-

EDIT: Well, I'm not dead.

Brian: *walks into house looking as guilty as he can (which isn't very)*
Mom: Well, you didn't make it to church
Brian: Nope, but I did do something you won't be happy about
Mom: ... You broke something!
Brian: Yep.
Mom: I thought I heard something break as we were pulling into the driveway and I said, "I just hit something!" but everybody else said I didn't. But it was you!
Brian: Yep.
Mom: What'd you break?
Brian: A window.
Mom: *cringes and gives me a look of disbelief* How'd you break it
Brian: ... Do you really want to know?
Mom: You kicked it.
Brian: Nope, I hit it with a volleyball.
Mom: Why were you playing with a ball in the house??
Brian: uhhh...I'm not really sure.

So anyway, now I have to board it up and I'll probably buy a new one. *sigh* was a cool looking serve though.


Cory said...

I want your Siper-Mans suit as a souvenir.

Elyse said...

Brian, can I ask you a personal question?

How old are you? =P

Sir Brian The Manly said...

Cory: Are you sure? It's got this crazy black stuff on it right now that'll make you an emo who dances. o_0 I'm gonna take it to the laundry place soon.

Elyse: lol! Yeeeaaahhh. Bethany always tells these stories about "her brother" to her friends and they ask her things like, "Oh, so is he like 8 years old or something?" and she says, "No, he's twenty." and they say, " he like....special?" and she says, "No, he's just weird!" heheh

Jay Logan said...

one time i broke my favorite snow globe.
i was kinda' throwing it on the tile and trying to catch it.

Cory said...

XD "Is he special?" HA! That's hilarious!

How did you get past the Hulkination? That's amazing.

shark like a fox said...

dude wtf!!

Sir Brian The Manly said...

I had Manservant sneak up and hit her with 4 elephant tranquilizers before I told her.

(And it was the really tall window by our door. Hopefully it'll be all back to normal by the time you get home. *cough*)

PassiveAssassin said...

oh, snap.

I broke lots of things, but it was always the same thing- Kristen's light fixture. We went through about 1 or 2 a year I think. But they are only $5 to replace!


Cory said...

Did Bethany actually just say "wtf"? :laugh:

Sir Brian The Manly said...

If by Bethany you mean Kristen, then yes.

...however I really wouldn't put it past Bethany to say that either.

Cory said...


You mean the sharky fox person isn't Bethany?


Sir Brian The Manly said...

Lo siento. XD