Dude this guy is sweet! As my brother says, he's the closest thing in the world to Mecha-Godzilla.
Stands 40 feet tall (twice as tall as Tyrannosaurus Rex)
Weighs 60,000 pounds (over 3 times heavier than Tyrannosaurus Rex)
Lifts 4,000 pound cars up higher than a 5 story building
Breathes 20 feet fingers of flame that incinerate paint and plastic
Crushes cars with 24,000 pounds of gripping force
Bites and rips out roofs and doors using stainless steel teeth
Throws the mangled morsels to the ground
Transforms into a legal, licensed trailer for transportation across the nation's highways
Sleeps on the road between performances resting its head on the tractor's fifth wheel plate like a pillow
Hydraulic oil, the residue from the ancient flesh of Robosaurus' dinosaur ancestors, is pressurized at 3,400 psi to actuate all motions
The pilot, strapped inside the cranium, controls the cyborg's movements with a sophisticated fly-by-wire electronic system
Ah yes, my friends. Robosaurus
1 comments:
you're weird. i have to leave for class in like 15ish minutes. i don't want to; i'm not ready for school (college much less!). Did i mention you're weird?
Post a Comment