Thursday, February 19, 2009

You know what's weird and kind of messed up? When I turned 16 Rosanne started subtracting 10 years from my age to get my REAL age. It caught on, and when I turned 17 I was 7, when I turned 18 I was 8, and so on. But then when I hit 21 everybody started ADDING about 20 years to my age so now they all say I'm 40! Getting old is the shaft, man.

But I'll be okay as long as I don't get fat and lose my acrobatics/coordination. =P


Greg said...

You're going to lose it, it's going to die horribly - late one night - in your sleep. You'll wake up the next morning and stretch your arms and your back will pop and your knees will feel weak and your head will hurt. Then you will know - you're old.