I don't do surveys! ...okay this one intrigued me. I'll try to make it interesting.

FOOD-OLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Cool Whip

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Don't care.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Don't care.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. French Bread.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Fresh Meat! [/diablo butcher voice]

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Stuff. Boring question.

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Another boring question! Mintalicious.

*TECHNOLOGY*

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. Apparently it has become a safe assumption that everybody in the world possesses a cell phone. I do not.

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. I have like 3 A-Books and I don't know which to count! =O

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Me underneath my van

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Two in House #01 and one in House #02. All TVs are the same size and all of them have busted front A/V inputs. =)

*BIOLOGY*

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Left mostly, but a bit of both. I'm still not as talented as Heidi Byedi.

Q. Do you like your smile?
A. k.

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. That's a matter of opinion. I say my SIDEBURNS!

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Oh man, there are so many! I mean I have my babe-dar, my sense of Awesome, my sense of muscles, my sense of common, my secret agent sense, my sense of mom's-going-to-turn-into-Hulk-soon....but I'd have to say my keenest is my Sipersense. It tingles.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. In my entire lifetime by myself? Probably a transmission.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Knock-knock! Who's there? Brian is! Brian is who? Brian is the guy who's never been knock-knocked unconscious! HAHAHA!

*MISC-OLOGY*

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No way, eh!

Q. Is love for real?
A. For you, my lady..it could be. *wink nudge* (if you're not a girl who isn't related to me and you just read this line, ummm...just keep moving. Otherwise, call me. Especially if you're Kristen's friend and your name is Sammy. ^_^ )

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Lichtenstein!!
...that's totally not true though.

Q. What color do you think you look best in?
A. Red and blue with black webbing.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I swallowed a Barbie bracelet once. Please don't ask me what it was doing in my mouth in the first place.

Q. If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
A. That's vile, dude. Besides, all my extended relatives are dysfunctional, lol.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. All the time! That's what Superheroes do! After all...With great power comes great responsibility.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Well...there is the story about the little old granny who defeated that supervillain when he was about to destroy me with his Subatomic-Nuclear-Fusion-Spider-Death-
Blaster-of-Death-O-Matic-Death Gun, but that's kind of an embarrassing story. =\

*DAREOLOGY*

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. I think it might be physically impossible for me to be teh n00des in public.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No way! One of my pinkies alone can lift a car! I need those guys!

Q. Would you never go on myspace again for $50,000?
A. Oh sweet happy hoppin' heavens, that would be so wonderful, I can't even tell you!! Wowza!

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Physics say no.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Heck yeah! I'd do it over a period of a week or so though. ^_^

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for 1,000,000?
A. Nope, I don't believe so. Killing villains makes you no better than thems. I think that's in the Superhero Code of Honor or something like that. I don't think Punisher read it though.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. That too would be oh so wonderful!

Q. What is in your left pocket?
A. My amazingly-nerdy butterfly pliers and my broken watch.

Q. How much alcohol did you have this week?
A. How much could a cement truck hold? That's probably the amount I drank.

Q. Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. It has its moments but it's overly quoted and raved about.

Q. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Carpet. MAGIC CARPET! We fly around sometimes!

Q. Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. I do not talk about what goes on in bathrooms when I'm in there. ...except for the time when I sliced my finger open on the wall matting and started bleeding profusely. That hurt.

Q. Could you live with roommates?
A. Neu Deut Aboot Eut!

Q. How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A. ZERO. I hatt non-shoes. (wow I haven't said hatt in a long time. I'm so old-skool.)

Q. Where were you born?
A. In what might be the tallest building in Moses Lake, about 16 or so minutes away from my current location.

Q. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. When that one cop spotted Chris and Ben and I coming out of the back alley at night, all of us carrying computers to my big white van. Suspicious? Yes he was. =)

Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. A crazy-awesome artist.

Q. What cell phone service do you have?
A. I don't service my phone. *cough*

RANDOM:

Q. First place you went this morning?
A. My computer to record myself shouting. I'm serious.

Q. What’s the last movie you saw?
A. Spy Game

Q. Do you smile often?
A. Yes, actually, quite a bit.

Q. Are you a friendly person?
A. Yeah. And when I'm in a bad mood I usually just keep quiet.

Q. What color shirt are you wearing?
A. Black and red

Q. Can you believe you just sat there and did this?
A. Honestly, no. Why did I do this? Am I feeling okay? I should check my temperature. I think watching Destinos has messed me up in the head. =\