Saturday, May 12, 2007

I just watched the third portrayal of me.

Pros:
  • Sandman was AMAZING
  • Venom was KIND OF AMAZING
  • Fight scenes were wonderful
  • Bruce Campbell was in it. I was worried that he'd be left out of this one.
  • Willem Dafoe was as creepy as ever
  • Explosions
  • Some funny moments
  • Pie (yes there was pie)
  • The Incredible Hulk
Cons:
  • Romance
  • Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • much relationship junk!!1
  • Which made the movie seem sooooo long!
  • Goblin's new mask. Heck?
  • Willem Dafoe was as creepy as ever
  • Emo Parker. Seriously, what the carp was that all about? Dancing? o_O
  • Toby makes me nauseous.
  • Kirsten makes me nauseous.
  • Toby and Kirsten make me nauseous.
  • Kirsten and Toby make me nauseous.
  • Harry eating the pie. Disturbing!
  • More action! Less romance! Please! Thanks!
So there you go. I want number four to have Carnage, Lizard, and ummm...Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. XD

Note to Kristen: You'd really hate it. I'm sure you'd hate it.

5 comments:

Father Cory said...

Yis.

One thing I didn't really like about Venom was his small size...in the comics he's like a giant, and it's awesome.

But still freaking cool with the motor oil suit.

Sir Brian The Manly said...

Yeah, his size and his screachy voice were more like Carnage than Venom.

K. H. said...

i already hate it and i haven't seen it yet!

fyi, i watched 28 Weeks Later. Guh-Ross

Sir Brian The Manly said...

fyi, i'd never heard of it until bethany told me you watched it.

Anonymous said...

Didn't anybody appreciate the THEME of the movie?

There was a really strong Forgiveness/Revenge theme, and a majorly important one about the danger of getting trapped in sin... I really liked it! But I do agree the romance was ridiculous...