"I'll just say this one more time. I know a guy who knows a publicist..."
"What are we going to publicize, Roy? The fact that we get our butts kicked? A LOT?"
"Well maybe we wouldn't get beat up so much if you wouldn't hit me in the face with a shovel every time we go out"
"Now...I'm sorry about that. It's just hard for me to concentrate when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear-end.."
"Oh I see...so your shovel in his face was my fault?"
"You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff!"
"Yeah, what was up with that?"
"I'm sorry..I thought it was a fork."
"Yeah, the master of cutlery, and you can't even use a knife sometimes?"
"Oh, and you can't use a rake...sometimes?"
"No, I'm the shoveler, I use a shovel"
"Well I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not STAB-MAN, I'm not..KNIFEY BOY, I'm the Blue Raja."
"Y'know that's another thing. You could get a little bit of blue into your costumes somewhere, I mean you've got the green, there's a little flowery thing happening, but it's like everything but..."
"Doesn't make a lot of sense."
"Gah, if we could all just step out of our literal minds for just one moment!"
"Oh, look what I'm doing! I'm putting a hundred fifty bucks on the table. Who's with me?"
"It's not worth it."
"I don't even have a hundred fifty dollars, and if I did, I would...plunder my mother's silverware."
We had a "Faith in Film" night tonight at youth group. Yours Truly brought the movie to end all others... the movie that is a sweet, sweet question with no possible answer... the movie that started the overwhelming swarm of Herkimer Battle Jitneys across the land...
"God gave me a gift! I shovel well! I shovel very well!"
$50 is nothing. $100 is nothing. Even when we are poor here, we are still filthy rich. It'd be better to give that money to somebody who needs it. Seriously.
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Creeeepy.
"I'll just say this one more time. I know a guy who knows a publicist..."
"What are we going to publicize, Roy? The fact that we get our butts kicked? A LOT?"
"Well maybe we wouldn't get beat up so much if you wouldn't hit me in the face with a shovel every time we go out"
"Now...I'm sorry about that. It's just hard for me to concentrate when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear-end.."
"Oh I see...so your shovel in his face was my fault?"
"You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff!"
"Yeah, what was up with that?"
"I'm sorry..I thought it was a fork."
"Yeah, the master of cutlery, and you can't even use a knife sometimes?"
"Oh, and you can't use a rake...sometimes?"
"No, I'm the shoveler, I use a shovel"
"Well I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not STAB-MAN, I'm not..KNIFEY BOY, I'm the Blue Raja."
"Y'know that's another thing. You could get a little bit of blue into your costumes somewhere, I mean you've got the green, there's a little flowery thing happening, but it's like everything but..."
"Doesn't make a lot of sense."
"Gah, if we could all just step out of our literal minds for just one moment!"
"Oh, look what I'm doing! I'm putting a hundred fifty bucks on the table. Who's with me?"
"It's not worth it."
"I don't even have a hundred fifty dollars, and if I did, I would...plunder my mother's silverware."
HAHAHAHAAHAH!
BEST LINES EV-AR.
We had a "Faith in Film" night tonight at youth group. Yours Truly brought the movie to end all others... the movie that is a sweet, sweet question with no possible answer... the movie that started the overwhelming swarm of Herkimer Battle Jitneys across the land...
"God gave me a gift! I shovel well! I shovel very well!"
*Mystery Men*
Woo!
Now you have to give me one.
Ahahaha, I shovel well. XD
(Cory, you can have Hugh's. It's the red and black one in my right hand.)
No, silly. You have to give me something that I have to take a picture of. I told you random knifeys...hence.
O_O
Take a picture of yourself with me. XD
I'll think of something, hang on...
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