Charlie can always use more media attention.

9:47 PM Charlie: I feel like I should have another civilized conversation with you.

So.

Anything unusual about your left eyeball?

9:48 PM me: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Charlie: what's occupying your intestines right now?

are you my uncle?

oh.

hi.

so did you ever actually tell bethany I was hyperventilatory to hear how sick she was?

9:51 PM me: O_O

I forgot!!

Charlie: O_O_O_

O

me: I'll call her right now. I think she went to see harry potter

Charlie: ...

9:52 PM all right

does she still have malaria?

me: yes

Charlie: AIDS?

me: yes

Charlie: measles?

the other diseases?

ok.

me: yes and yes

9:53 PM there I told her, lol

Charlie: hm ok

sounds interesting

me: it's not

=(

Charlie: I've been hyperventilating the entire time

¬_¬

me: oh man!

9:54 PM Charlie: so I stopped breathing now.

I'm sick of breathing so much.

me: are you turning colors?

Charlie: ZOMG NEON TURQUOISE

I probably spelled that wrong

woohoo

9:55 PM me: well I have a hard time spelling when I'm not breathing

Charlie: ok I breathed again

pronounced "breath - d"

or whatever

9:56 PM me: got it. ;)

9:57 PM Charlie: jacob still can't come over here T_T

I'm not actually crying like that, in case you were wondering

9:58 PM more like

T_T
I I

or something

I can't make it look good

me: you're crying double-tears out one eye?

Charlie: oooh

me: oh wait, they're just branching out

Charlie: more like Y_Y

shooting up

9:59 PM me: O_O

wow those are some serious tears, man

Charlie: yep

well that's because I'm hanging upside down in my room

my dad got all mad at me... [sighs dreamily]

10:00 PM me: lol that's always fun

10:02 PM did you die?

10:03 PM I thought so.

Charlie: almost

me: is the blood all drained to your head yet?

Charlie: why would it drain down?

10:04 PM me: oh

is the blood all drained up to your head yet?

Charlie: ?

me: hi

10:05 PM Charlie: I'm confused now, mister

me: because you're hanging upside-down, silly!

Charlie: ok, but why would it go to my head if I'm hanging upside-down?

o_O

weird moses lake people

10:06 PM it's my feet that are bulging right now

ooooohhhhhhhh

I forgot to tell you about my dad's antigravity pads

we're selling them at $5 each

10:08 PM me: O_O

what do they doooooo?

Charlie: they just sort of... reverse gravity

it's pretty simple actually

10:09 PM just put it under bethany's bed to scare her

or something

me: Wow!

How much can they reverse?

Like would the revers a dude that weighs 9,000 pounds?

Charlie: ...

you mean bethany?

o_O

10:10 PM o_O

what's going on here...

me: if she's a 9,000 pound dude, then yes.

Charlie: oh...

10:11 PM well I said you should use it on bethany, then you asked if it would work on a 9,000 pound dude

so I thought you were just checking to see if my idea would work

fine.

nevermind.

you amazing person.

me: maybe she has a 9,000 pounds male bed, which I happen to refer to as dude. >_>

10:12 PM Charlie: o_O_o_O_o

even weirder?

feel free to quote some of this conversation on your blog

but don't put too much media attention on me ¬_¬

10:13 PM me: okay. ;)

10:15 PM Charlie: jacob complimented my vocalizations.

me: Oooooooooooo

Charlie: ...

hi.

me: you have such a pwetty voice, charlie. XD

10:16 PM Charlie: ...

not like that... but sure

10:17 PM me: lol