Bethany told me to buy her a present as I was walking out the door today, so before I came home tonight, I bought her a machete. I had to be 18 or over to purchase it, lol. And then I took it home and wrapped it up in Winnie The Pooh wrapping paper and gave it to her. She was rather ecstatic. She's going to use it against zombies because for some reason they scare her. o_0

Anyway...I found it humorous. I kind of want one for myself too though. Outdoor sections are so awesome, man. Flasks, flashlights, belt clippy things, big knives, whistles, glow sticks...I loves it!