Concerning School...
I drew
this and
this during class. ...I mean what? No really, I was taking notes! Don't ask about the shower one. I really don't know. English class does weird things to my brain. And my brian.
Theeeen, one of the essay questions on our 3rd big Science test was to list some ways other than natural selection that evolution can occur. I wrote:
- Genetic Drift (like the tidal wave that wiped out the nene birds in hawaii)
- Aliens (from the planet Zok)
- Magic (like in Lord of The Rings)
I think I got a couple points on that question. Out of like 5.
And theeeeeeen our weirdo new science teacher gave us an assignment where we had to either write a song, rap, poem, or make a game, which explained DNA/RNA transcription, translation, and replication. I wrote a parody of The Bends by Radiohead. My friend Greg thought I was a loony.
A parody of “The Bends” by RadioheadDNA’s kind of weirdI’ve got a strand right hereAnd I’m wondering how, I can get twoI'll split my DNAAnd copy both sides with pairs that look the sameIt's replicationI'm splitting them once again, this time to make RNA'Cause I'd be scared if I didn't have proteinMy DNA's code it sendsAnd then the whole thing it mendsAnd I've got RNA with the same codeSo when the DNA split again, with the codeThe RNA was made right then, and it goesAnd the Ribosome comes to the start codontRNA comes, and they're waiting for something to happenMessenger's got buddies, and they're sittin' there all happyBut they wish, they wish, they wish that something would happenWhere do we go from here?A tRNA is afloat, and it's coming nearSo they'll continueA peptide bond is made, between the amino acid thingsAnd the tRNA, says bye byeTo his transfer friendThe Ribosome shifts againJust sittin' on the strand with a new codonAnd this is how it goes on up until they get to the endThis will make new proteins, that'll make me happyI'd miss, I'd miss, I'd miss it if it didn't happenSo I can live, breatheAll so I can be part of the human raceSo I can live, breatheAll so I can be part of the human race, race, raceSo there is no need to fearMy proteins are made right hereI've shown you how: With my gene crew (271 words)And now something that doesn't concern school:
[17:35] masteroftehpants: ehhh. cory's grandma could kill chuck norris