Sunday, January 15, 2006

Here we go. My "lovely" songs. You'll have to pardon the singing now and then. It is me after all. ^_^



Alli the Pineapple

(I stoled the tune and some of the words from Lifehouse' "Blind" song. ..but it's not a parody)

When I was young
I had a pet named Alli
She was cute
And a pineapple too

I took her all around
But then one day
I tripped and fell
And Ally went everywhere

And I cried
I cried

After all this time
Well I'd really like to see her
Yeah I wish that she could be here
Well I might just lose my mind
'Cause I'd really like to see her
Yeah I wish that she could be here
'Cause I love you more
Than you'll ever know
And part of me died
When I let you go

Everyday since then
I must remember
She was cute
But a pineapple too

And though she's gone now
Well I still can see her
In my arms
"Oh why did she have to fall"

I cry
I cry


Zombie Sheep

Lost on a road somewhere
Car tire lost its air
No one comes around
Rain is the only sound

Why'd my cellphone die
I let out a sigh
Tired and cold and wet
I'm hosed I bet

Darkness creeping in
There's trembling in my chin
Who knows what's out there
Wanting flesh to tear

What did I just see?
I stare breathlessly
Figures moving 'round
Rain's the only sound

Something hits the car
Creatures near and far
Reach back and grab my gun
Preparing for the "fun"

I jumped out of the car
Night as black as tar
Upon the roof I see
Two bright eyes staring back at me

It was a big BAD ugLY
SheepIE zomBIE
Standing on my roof

And he had pointY frightNING
zomBIE teeth
That shimmered in the night

I raised my gun and blasted him
But then a whole bunch more joined in
Surrounded there was no way out
So I swung my gun and gave a shout

NO MORE ZOMBIE NO MORE ZOMBIE
NO MORE ZOMBIE SHEEP
NO MORE ZOMBIE NO MORE ZOMBIE
NO MORE ZOMBIE SHEEEEEP

They ate me.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

so uh, have i told you lately that i freaking love you?! lol!!!!!! oh maaaaaan!!!!! you so cool!

Kaits said...

Oh. Man. That was great. Josh is sitting in here and we both just about died laughing. I'm gonna be singing big "BAD ugLY sheepIE zombIE" for the rest of the week. XD I love how you do your own harmonies. You are completely insane. but that's why you're great!

Father Cory said...

Oh.

My.

Flaming.

Ch*ir.

On.

Pap*r.


*dies*

Sir Brian The Manly said...

Hahahaha! ^_^


"What did you use to do the non-piano stuff?"

heh, all the music is just me playing on the keyboard (including the drums, lol)

Kaits said...

*listens to zomBIE sheepIE again*
^.^

Kaits said...

Send me the chords for Zombie sheep. Please, please, pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaseee.

Sir Brian The Manly said...

lol I don't even know what they were. I'll figure 'em out at home. ;)

Anonymous said...

THat was awesome.

Kaits said...

Matt says that you're awesome. He was singing along during the NO MORE part. Just thought I'd tell you.

Sir Brian The Manly said...

Zombie Sheep:

Gm
D
Cm
Gm

and at the end it's whatever chord a Gb/F# and an A and a C make when played together, lol.

Then the "Two bright eyes staring back at me" holds a D during that part

Then at the "big BAD ugLY" part I played octaves (power chords actually) of G, Bb, C, D. (except there was this one where I replaced the C with an E. Can't remember where that was in the lyrics though.)

Kaits said...

Haha. I made you do extra work.




Thanks

Father Cory said...

Okay so Brian. Jesse and I were conferencing.

Do we have your permission to remix and record that song as it is for our next album? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeze? XD

Sir Brian The Manly said...

Cory: Heck, I don't care, lol

hugh: 1. I don't remember liking a girl named allie... 2. 'twas I. I just whispered like voice from the graaaaaaave. ..or something. wasn't trying to sound terribly female. =P

Anonymous said...

WOW, those are cool. i like.