Bethany (after reading me a poem): Do you understand it?

Bwian: ummm....YES!

Bethany: It basically explains why all of Edgar Allen Poe's stuff is so morbid. He was an outcast all his life.

Bwian: Ooooohh. Edgar was just an emo.

Bethany: No, he was brilliant!

Bwian: He was a smart emo.

Bethany: They don't make those!!