These make me laugh...HI!


"Ah.. Steak.
There should be more steak in the world." -Elyse

"This is my favorite quote." -Brian Bridges

"Dude, I loved that Batman song. I want to frame it and hang it above my life because it was NEAT!" -Bethany Bridges

"I haven't watched Episode III yet. I don't want to see Padme crying in seven different outfits." -Kaitie Merker

"This is number X-V-I-I...ecksvai. Like the ecksvyles." -Father Cory

"That is tighter than spacepants.
...wait, did I just say that?" -Jesta Flash

Me: How hot is Cory?
Ben: About as hot as a fat, sweaty, hairy trucker guy with no shirt on in 120 degree weather eating a giant doughnut and singing "thank God im a country boy!" off key.

Hugh: "It's 100% silver"
zAny: "...except for the holes"

"What are the businesses begonna come?" -Chris Boyer

"KwizzaPWOING!!" -Greg Boyer

"The other day I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, 'Dude, you have to wait!' " -Mitch Hedberg

"We must remember that art is art! ..but then again water is water! And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does!" -Groucho Marx

"The teacher threw a rubber banana at me today" -Brian Bridges

"'Hey Mr. Donut Head Man, who's tryin' to kill ya?'
'I dunno, but they better not!'
*stab*
EAAHHHH!! OOHHHH THAT'S NOT GOOD, I'M NOT HAPPY, OOOHHH NOOOO!!!'" -Garth

Charlie: eat a sandwich!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: be a table!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: lick your teeth!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: ...