I just make this face and suddenly, the ladies are all up ons!


Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

I told my mom I wanted the pink Mohawk but she said it'd cost extra, so I just had her do a regular cut. Sorry, guys. Maybe I can photoshop one for you.

I accidentally flexed my pinky and my whole shirt ripped off today at the store, so I had to go around all afternoon with my muscles bulging out for all to see. *sigh* What a nuisance.