Earlier today, Bethany texted a number that we thought was Andrew, saying, "You should come eat dinner with us tonight." Then later the number called back, so I answered and said, "HAI MR. BIMBLY BOMPERS!!" and the dude on the other line said, "Who is this?" and I said, "Bwian." and he said, "Who?" and I said, "Bwian." and he said, "Who!?" and I hung up, suddenly realizing it was not Andrew. Turns out we had a 9 where a 6 should be. Oops. So Bethany texted the guy back and said, "Just kidding, don't come over."

And tonight, Bethany and I went through town in search of the weirdest gum we could find. Our first discovery was this...

Round gum pieces filled with creepy ink stuff that makes you purple. It was easily the weirdest gum of the night.