Monday, March 17, 2008

Earlier today, Bethany texted a number that we thought was Andrew, saying, "You should come eat dinner with us tonight." Then later the number called back, so I answered and said, "HAI MR. BIMBLY BOMPERS!!" and the dude on the other line said, "Who is this?" and I said, "Bwian." and he said, "Who?" and I said, "Bwian." and he said, "Who!?" and I hung up, suddenly realizing it was not Andrew. Turns out we had a 9 where a 6 should be. Oops. So Bethany texted the guy back and said, "Just kidding, don't come over."

And tonight, Bethany and I went through town in search of the weirdest gum we could find. Our first discovery was this...

Round gum pieces filled with creepy ink stuff that makes you purple. It was easily the weirdest gum of the night.

8 comments:

Father Cory said...

5 is the best gum evar.

K. H. said...

ew to the ink gum

Beth said...

aw man that inkd gum was MESSED UP!


good night though. we're pretty cool.

Anonymous said...

Haha, that's a great story. =)

I wouldn't eat that gum if you payed me.

Unless you payed me a bunch.

Father Cory said...

Seriously? Holy man, I totally would eat that gum for any money. $.05, here I come!

Sir Brian The Manly said...

I was eating it for free. I didn't know I could charge for my services. >_>

Beth said...

pfff....i wouldn't pay you to eat that stuff. yeahrightman

Gurn said...

Looks like something Willy Wonka would make. You sure there's no "Oompa" warning on the label?