Dabow! Something really creepy is going on. I keep seeing these strange people walking around town talking to....nobody. o_0 Like seriously, they're all over! You know what I think? I think they're being mind controlled! I have yet to discover who is behind it, but I know how they're doing it. You see, everybody I've seen being mind controlled has had a strange device on their ears that looks something like these...

BUY!
OBEY!
PANIC!

I've thought about calling the police, but they'll think I've gone crackers! I might try to snatch one of the ear devices and maybe take it apart. We'll see.


Seriously though, you might want to keep an eye out in your area...this could be bigger than just Moses Lake...