Thursday, September 13, 2007

Mom wanted me to dismantle a counter. Seemed simple enough. The first thing I did was I knocked over a coffee pot and as I went to catch it (which I successfully did), I sliced my little finger open on something. It blooded a lot and hurt like a doodle. After that I preceded to smash my knee against the fridge, pinch my finger between the same fridge and another counter, and finally, I knocked over the same coffee pot that had caused my finger to get sliced, and it fell and shattered all over the floor. As I was taking the pieces out to the dumpster, a large chunk fell out of the garbage can and crashed to the alley road below, so I had to sweep that up too. Then as I continued to dismantle the counter, I ripped a glued piece off and tore out a chunk of sheet rock out of the wall. Finally after I thought I was through with all this bad stuff, I picked up a shelf and ran a screw end across my leg and it blooded too. In fact it's still blooding. It was fun!

Now I must go to a Weird Al concert in Spokane. Bye!

4 comments:

Bethany said...

exciting day you've had so far...

Alli Fantastico said...

your life so exciting it makes for LOL'ing come in bucket full millions!

Elyse said...

You win the retard award for today, Brian.

Congrats.

Beth Any said...

That's so cool! =D