Saturday, September 01, 2007

If less stuff sucked, the world would be a better place to live. I actually like it here, but I could sure do without the sin and garbage. HI! Did you know that I went to Spokane today? It was adventurous. The highlights were as follows...

  • I found a Muslim praying mantis in a parking lot, and he got smooshed by a car
  • Mom dropped a really heavy set of school lockers on her toe and it took every ounce of energy she had to keep from turning into The Hulk
  • I screamed like a girl when I found a wasp the size of a tarantula crawling on my leg as we were riding in the van. I think he's still in there somewhere. I'm either going to spray the whole thing with a can of Wasp Assassin™ or not drive it again for 3 years.
  • I ate Italian food and Mexican food at the same time.
  • I bought a Fantastic Four (logo) shirt at this amazing store which was full of nothing except SUPERHERO STUFF. It was my dream store. It had no name though, which was really strange.

6 comments:

Beth Any said...

Hahahahaha you make me laugh. =D

Father Cory said...

Jesus loves Muslims too, even if they are praying mantises.

Sir Brian The Manly said...

Too late. He's dead now. =(

Father Cory said...

*cough*

Elyse said...

I can't imagine eating Mexican and Italian food at the same time... Like those two tastes don't go together in my mind... AT ALL.

How was it?

Sir Brian The Manly said...

Pretty strange but I liked the oddness of it all.