Rubber ducky in my soup
Plopped right in and went kerploop
Called the waiter he said, "so?
Eat that ducky, alright, bro?"
I said, "nay, I shall not pay
until I get new soup today"
"Blast" said he, with a rising voice
"Fine, be that way, it's your dumb choice"
"I shall" I replied, "now get me more"
"I'll get you soup and soup galore"
Sounded good to me, I waited some
Then he came along, and being dumb
he took that soup and dumped it on me
it covered my face, I could not see
it leaked down to my feet and I was wet
"Aha! Satisfied now I bet?"
That blasted waiter, I'd make him pay
But there was nothing I could say.

The end.

Current mood: The fish.
Current music: Creed - "Higher"