Ethan is one of my most favorite people in the world.

So I've actually learned a few longboarding tricks that I can do successfully at least half the time. Now I want to film stuff and pretend I'm cool. But I was scouting Moses Lake's downtown area today looking for places I could use to do tricks and we really don't have much. Not a lot of rails, benches, tables, walls, stairs, etc. Mostly just a few curbs and some barren sidewalks.

I need a better playground. =þ

I think Bethany just likes having boyfriends so she can weird them out as much as possible. I'm pretty sure she stays awake in bed at night just dreaming up new things she can do to make her boyfriend give her weird looks and be like, "What is wrong with you??"

It's actually really funny sometimes. >_>



Also, it's so hard to gain access to styles that are actually good. Like long russian coats and hats and stuff. Why can't Americans be cool? =(

I just realized the other day that I don't think I've ever asked a girl out on a date before. And I'm TWENTY-TWO!! I found that amusing. ^_^


EDIT: I was thinking, if you were to make a professional looking scientific website (or any kind of site really) you could say all kinds of facts that aren't true and people would see your professional site, assume you knew what you were talking about, and believe the fact wholeheartedly. It'd be GREAT!! ...except God would know you're a liar. =(

So I might be getting a new longboard sooner than expected, seeing as how mine was run over by a car today, lol. All that broke was the left front wheel, so I suppose I could just get new wheels for it, but if I'm going to buy a new board here soon anyway...hmmmm.

EDIT: I put the wheel back on anyway, even though the inside was a bit shredded, and it works fine. So I should be okay until I actually save enough moneys for a new longboard. ^_^

Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are both going to be in this movie. And it's a bollywood film. That's right...America's top two muscle bound action stars' first movie together is going to be in an Indian action romance comedy.

It's just not right.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1144804/

Sugar cookies are dumb for your soul. =(

I'm getting an old original Star Trek episode on my TV channel 38 right now, and I don't even have an antennae or anything! I mean...the picture's hyper fuzzy and there's static noise, but you can make out what's going on and hear them talking clear enough. It's amazing! =D

Father Cory hast commanded me thusly:

Bwian Bwian, I command thee to post a picture of you doing one, or more, of the following:

A. Wearing a box.
II. Eating a box. Of cookies.
3. Stomping on (or destroying [or in all other words massacring]) an old computer.

QuizzaPWOING!!!

(click for full size, you hosers)

In retaliation, Mr. Reverend, I command you to photograph yourself--CLIMBING UP A BIOLA WALL!! (outdoors, mind you.) ...and wear something stupid too while you're at it.

Bad news, kids. It's uploaded. =(
(But how can you resist watching it when it has a preview image of Andrew shoving marshmallows into my mouth?)

I threw a tie fighter into a group of storm troopers tonight with the mere wave of my hand. That's right. You need to play The Force Unleashed.

Howdy, homies! Good news from the battlefront! I forgot to bring The Bwian Bwian Show #08 today so I didn't get it uploaded this morning. Maybe tonight or tomorrow.

Also, if you were a blind guy, your wife would have to say, "Does this dress make me feel fat?"

And also, I had something else I wanted to say but I forgot what it was. Soooo just pretend I told you.

I was writing lyrics yesterday and realized that I don't want to vote for Obama because that would make us an obamanation. HAHA!!

In other news, my lovely sister's going to by me a CD. I don't know why, but isn't that GWEAT!!?? I'm excited.

The other good news is that I was pretending to be a whale at the café today and spit a stream of water into the air as I swam across the floor. Bethany didn't approve. =(

Heads up, habaneros! There's a NEW DECAYING LAWN SONG OUT!! You can either head for the hills or check it out at our purevolume site. ^_^
(Also, there are some songs from our first album that weren't previously available online, and as a bonus feature, they're all downloadable! KAPOW!!

Hardcore Jonny Talks Too Much by Decaying Lawn

So I woke up this morning in my morning jacket (lol I just wanted to say "my morning jacket") and boy, was I hungry!



I staggered into the kitchen and opened the fridge...


And I suddenly remembered what I'd bought the day before! The amazing Jimmy Dean's Blueberry Pancakes & Sausage On A Stick!!


KAPOW!! (artificial blueberries, by the way)


I opened the box and took one out. They were individually wrapped, so I sliced it open with my morning knife, Hayley. (she's also my afternoon and evening knife)


It looked terrifying. It was more burnt colored than the picture on the box. I didn't see it spotted with artificial blueberries either.


Never the less, I slid it into the microwave and let it go. (Hey, I didn't know I had more fly swatters. I'll have to put those away later.)


Afterwards, I sat down, ready to eat. I was nervous...


But I took a bite. It was....interesting...


I decided to drink a Berry Blue Koolaid Squeezit with my thing 'cause I thought, berry blue...blueberry...close enough.


In the end, I decided they're not too bad after all! Maybe my expectations were so incredibly low that even dirt would've been surprisingly good at that point, but really...not that bad!


And that's the tale of the pancake sausage corn dogs. THE END!!

This would make me want to watch the Olympics. ^_^

This is my latest best friend, Serendipity. She's the pwettiest bird in the whoooooole world. ^_^

Gerie's moved away and I have a dreary year of school and work ahead of me, after a much loved 3 quarter hiatus. It will be....difficult.

In other news, I found this amazing book laying by the road when I was skating to work today, so I put it in my backpack. What a find! What a treasure! I'm tempted to actually read it.

Chronicles of Ancient Darkness
WOLF BROTHER by Michelle Paver

Six thousand years ago. Evil stalks the land. According to legend, only twelve-year-old Torak and his wolf-cub companion can defeat it. Their journey together takes them trough deep forests, across giant glaciers, and into dangers the never imagined. Torak and Wolf are terrified of their mission. But if they do not battle to save their world, who will?

Maaaaaaan, I've finally got a few longboard tricks that I can actually execute successfully while surfing down the sidewalk, and it feels SUPER!! It's almost as if I look like I know what I'm doing. =D

I want to get a more expensiver one now. Something really long, a little more like this design, where its nose and tail go past the trucks but its wheels stick out the sides so I don't get any wheel bite. >_<

I learned how to do the splits today. My longboard taught me. I'm pretty darn good at them!

Also, I carved a dog out of a potato today.

This would be so utterly fantastic for me...except it's like $18,000 a year. >_>

EDIT: Link fix'd.
Academy of Art University...but online!

Longboarding downtown on a Sunday is so wonderful. You can just cruise down the streets as fast as you can go 'cause there are almost no cars around. It's beauty!

I saw a hutterite with a bluetooth device today. It was funny! =D

I don't know how Twitter is cool. o_O

I think if somebody says something offensive to me, I should have the right to deck them.
(and likewise, them to me.)

I was shopping for Japanese stuff online (Just curious as to what they have. They probably have cooler stuff than Americans, heh.) And as I was looking at these weird shirt things...it didn't occur to me until then that Japanese people are generally smaller than us. The biggest size they had was meant to fit a 5'11" guy who was heavier than me. I guess that takes care of that. =þ

Whenever I draw something serious on paper, I always have a burning desire to hit ctrl-z a lot, save periodically, and I get really upset when I remember that I can't select and drag, but rather I have to erase and redraw. It takes so much patience! I bet if I was Asian I wouldn't have any problem with it. T_T

Revamp.

This is cool.

I got some serious rope burn at Andrew's birthday party tonight when I accidentally slid down a giant rope with one hand. My fingers are numb to the touch and they're burning inside. They ends are all white and shiny too. Hurts like a mother. In labor. With doctors beating her with baseball bats.

Wait...eww. Forget I said that.

But we played LOTS of volleyball and it was TRALLIFIC!!

When Bethany and I drive around with our windows down, we like to yell at people and command them to do things they're already doing.

"HEY!!! DRIVE YOUR CAR!!"

"TURN LEFT!!"

"HEY!! GO TO SCHOOL!!"

"BE ASIAN!!!"

"HEY, TALK ON YOUR PHONE!!!"

It sure is fun to have the entire world obeying your every command!

I watched Day Watch last night and the subtitles were interacting with the movie. One guy slashed his sword and it cut the subtitles in half, another person fell towards the camera and it crushed the subtitles over, one person cursed and threw a piece of raw meat against a wall and the curse appeared over the meat in red and splattered with it, another person knocked on the door and the subtitles pulsed with every knock.

They did stuff like that throughout the entire movie, it was BRILLIANT!!

I give The Dark Knight a 10/10 and I have a new favorite superhero movie. However, I encourage you to watch it with no expectations, lest it fail to meet up to your dreams, as hyper-hyped movies so often do.
(Ironman takes a back seat in 2nd place with a 9/10.)

EDIT: I forgot to mention that Andrew brought a Heath candy bar to the show. I was amused. ^_^

So look what I found in Wal-Mart the other day...


(Click to experience then full grotesqueness of it)


(p.s. Artificial blueberries? If those blueberries aren't real, then what the horkage are they? o_O )

We had my birthday party early since people would be leaving for the week. We did some gweat things! We saw H*ckboy II, and it was much better than the first one. I liked it. I got some new clothes since all I had were work clothes, I got two new beautiful big knives (the bottom one is Godzilla and the top one is Hayley,) I got a new backpack, some art stuff so I can start drawing again, and we had Gotham City Pizza, mostly just because I wanted to see the box. ^_^

Here are some pictures.

In other news, our Wal-Mart has been painted orange and brown (why?? o_O ) and the inside has all been rearranged and stuff so we can't find anything. Also, BATMAN'S COMING OUT!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!! I will be there.

I don't know if this is public knowledge or not, but I haven't slept in my bed in months. I've been sleeping on the floor in what is now my ex-computer room for a long time, using a sleeping bag as a mattress. I just like it better for some reason. Well anyway, last night, I was somehow inspired to upgrade from the floor to a bed. So now I've got this fancy new bed that I slept in for the first time last night. It's great! Very...solid. The only problem is it's in the living room. Hmmmm...Also mom says I shouldn't be sleeping on a table or else somebody might come in and operate on me one night. o_O

P.S. Also, my doorknob is now fixed, and we took out my broken window remnants and put up a board instead. My house is almost secure again! ..ish.

I amused myself today by sprawling out on the sidewalk right in front of the Anytime Fitness workout building, and eating some rodeo cheeseburgers from Burger King. I got some weird looks.



Also, "you" should watch Monster House. It's quite surprisingly good.

For those of you who have not yet had the luxury of watching this delightful film.

I was browsing the Internet and stumbled upon a few sites claiming that Sawyer from Lost might play Gambit in X-Men 4. (Why would they make X-Men 4? =P ) I personally don't like the idea of him playing Gambit, so I was daydreaming about who else might do well for the part, and I thought of Johnny Depp. He does everything, I know, but he just seemed to have the right face and hair and stuff. Unfortunately, Johnny's getting rather old, but then....Josh Holloway looks too old as well. This is just a quick photo edit, so there are a few things out of proportion and stuff, but I think it could work. ^_^

Every time I watch The Mask I think, "Man that's a good show!"

I don't have any Cajun friends. =(

Every time I watch the first Matrix I think, "Man....that's a good show." What I hate though, is when DVD menus show a run through of like the entire movie and you see all the epic parts right there at the beginning before the movie even starts. Lame! Furthermore, I hate DVD menus that take forever to get to the stupid buttons.

I wasn't very impressed with Hancock. It had super (pun) potential, but they just didn't really pull it off like I had hoped they would. His character wasn't what I'd hoped for, the humor wasn't all I'd hoped for, the story wasn't really what I'd hoped for, there was some unnecessarily twisted humor I hadn't hoped for, and I guess basically the trailer had me expecting something else. Plus aside from being different then I had expected, it just...wasn't very well made. I can't say I recommend it. =\

Next up...H*CKBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY!!! =D

JJ Abrams made Alias, about this agent working for the CIA...then he made LOST, about this plane crashing on an island...now he's making Fringe, about this plane mystery where everybody's dead and it's being investigated by an FBI agent. Is he out of ideas after two shows? >_>

Concerning WALL۰E...
It wasn't aaallll that stupendous. I mean in comparison to "other" movies it was super good, but in comparison to past Pixar stuff, it wasn't exceptional. I blame Disney for making Pixar put out one or two movies a year instead of giving them time to work on making them really great. It was almost as if Pixar took a bunch of their almost cliché stuff, thought up a few new jokes and then threw it all together to make a movie.

Nevertheless, it was still entertaining and worth watching. After all, Pixar is incapable of making bad movies. They just can't always top themselves. =)

So if you don't know, Charhead is at my house this weekend, and I also bought a longboard yesterday. It's absurdly fun. That's like all we've been doing the whole weekend is longboarding around. And we've got this thing worked out where one person will skate a ways, then launch the board behind him, and the other guy will run and jump on and pass him, then launch the board back. Collaboration! Most of our splattering chaos will be posted by way of video stuffs, but I must tell the tale of one adventure which was sadly not caught on film. *ahem*


We were driving along, and there was a pickup coming our way in the neighboring lane...and there was parallel parking on his side. Well suddenly this lady FLEW backwards out of her parking spot (like she backed up really really fast) and apparently she didn't look behind her 'cause she nailed the back of the pickup and knocked his bed into our lane, so I like swerved around him, and there was this huge explosion of glass and pieces and stuff, it was weird. We fled the scene because I didn't actually realize we were supposed to pose as witnesses at the time. Oops. >_>

I just wish we'd filmed it. =(

Look, I just sliced the back of my leg open! =D

I was taking out the café garbage, and one bag was really heavy, so as I walked it was hitting the back of my legs. And suddenly I felt something cut right in against my heel and I knew right away that something sharp had just bit me. Eww. I had to haves the BUTTERFWY BANDAIDS. O_O

And a spider-man bandaid too just to make me feel better. =)

EDIT: Heheh, apparently my picture violated photobucket's terms of use and they deleted it. Don't know what rules I broke. Maybe it was NO BLOODS ALLOWED. =P

Fwah! Riding on the motorcycle's fun, but it's pretty freaky when you start out and realize you're flying down the road on this bike, not strapped to anything, and the only physical things standing between you and potential death are a helmet and the skin of a cow. The seat gets old after a while too. =P

Today I got a bunch of stuff out of my room, ready to send it away for all eternity. Gerie's probably going to come over tomorrow and we're going to repaint the p*rple room and the swimming pool green hallway too. Hopefully they'll look somewhat normal now. =P

Anyway, so by the time this weekend is over, most of my stuff should be gonzo. Dustin's got my computer, and next time I see Hugh, I'll give him my guitar. Andrew gets the melodica. One nice thing is, for now at least, if I ever move out, I won't have much packing to do, heh.

Also, I've got a helmet, kneepads, and slide gloves coming, and they should be here within the week. Then by next weekend, I'm hoping to have a beautiful new longboard skateboard which will be ridiculously fun, I'm sure. And I CAN'T WAIT!! =D
(I know, I know, buying new stuff right after getting rid of everything, but I asked and I think a skateboard is okay, lol)

Wow...guess what my father just bought. O_O

Well, fellows, Elyse The Keytar™ is officially on ebay. =\

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300234583922

EDIT: Keytars are in high demand right now! I got mine RIGHT after Roland quick making them, and I got mine for like $525. Recently I saw an Ax-1 (same as mine but red) with less accessories than mine, go for over 900 with like 37 bids. All the Ax-7's are over $1000. Within an hour after I posted mine on ebay, I had two people requesting me to let them take it right away. One lady offered to drive over from Spokane right now and pay me in cash. =D

SO, handy idea...if you want moneys, try buying a sweet item RIGHT when it goes out of production, and then wait for the demand to go up and sell it for uber moneys. =)

So mom and dad and I went to see The Incredible Carol Bridges today. It wasn't the best ever (although my dad really really liked it a lot) but it had some monstrous (omg pun rofl!) battle scenes. My downsides were, I really can't stand Liv Tyler...she's up there with Nicholas Cage and Ben Affleck for me. Also, Hulky's rage was mostly just continuous throughout. I mean there weren't really any scenes where he gets hosed so much that you can just sense the power in him building up to absurd levels, until he snaps and does something unheard of. More specifically, what I have in mind is when he picked up Thor's hammer in the first Ultimate Avengers cartoon. Please understand, NOBODY picks up Thor's hammer except Thor, that just doesn't happen. It's a god hammer, and nobody can pick it up unless they're worthy of it. Yet Hulk got up enough strength, picked it up, and threw it. That's why Josiah and Jacob and I all freaked out when we watched Ultimate Avengers. =D

ANYWAY. I have a HUGE spoiler about the ending that I really want to broadcast, but I don't know if I should or not. If you're going to see the movie, you can just wait for it I guess, but if you don't care about spoilers, check it out here.

Bad news from the battle front, heroes. I've heard that Jon Favreau wanted to push the release date for Iron Man 2 back a bit so they could have more time to work on it and actually make it good.....so Marvel f*red him. Thus, Iron Man 2 is probably going to s*ck.

There's also some weird news. I guess Thor is back in action, and Ant Man is also coming out? Like....why Ant Man? o_O

*shrug*

HULK IS THIS WEEKEND!!!

I'm a natural! =D




EDIT:
Also, Oiram just sent me a facebook message and said he found this video of me somewhere. This is from youth group a few years back, I was probably 18 or so. =D

Hey monkeys, here's a Star Wars Kid parody I made a long while back and recently found on my computer. Now you too can fight like a pro!

Introducing Charlton Heston's Gun Vault. This guy is hardcore!! I hope he never decides to go modern-day Punisher or else drug lords beware!

House
Vault
FWAH!!!
YAAHHH!!!

It's so beautiful.

EDIT: HAHAHAHA!! I just lit a f*recracker on a big ant pile and blew them all over the place. XD I hope I don't have ant guts on me.

So I was walking through the desert wastelands of Moses Lake today, armed with a wooden fence post I found, and these were some of the encounters I had...

• A train track
• Some old smashed cars
• A small dirt d*vil that passed right through me (or over me if you prefer)
• Some bees
• These two freaky giant birds with foot long needle shaped beaks. They must've had a nest because they kept flying right at me making weird noises. It was fascinating and kind of freaky. Never seen birds like that before. It was like this...
• A giant ant hill
• Some unidentifiable objects
• A large perfect circle of rocks piled up for no apparent reason. What the madness? o_O
• A barbed wire fence that I somehow ended up behind with a sign that said no trespassing. Not sure how I got behind that but I had to crawl under to get out. =P

No deadly poisonous snakes this time. Too bads.

P.S. I also found some teeth. Might've been coyote or something. But they were still connected to the jaw. YIPPEE!!

Wolverine Frogs!?

I went to the park yesterday (or two days ago, since it's midnight) in hopes that I'd try to climb every tree there (blimey there are a lot of trees), but the park had a lot of people there, so I postponed (rofl, poned) my goal. There were tons of people playing volley ball though, they had like 4 or 5 nets going at once. I wanted to play so badly. Sooo, instead of standing there crying, I decided to leave and I ventured off to another park. And at that park I walked a long trail/road, and I sat on the bank by the water and watched a muskrat swim around, and watched giant fish (eeww probably carp) jump clear out of the water for bugs and stuff, and I saw a whole slew of bunny-wunnies. I mean rabbits. *Ahem* And I threw a lot of rocks.

It was gweat! You should do it sometime. Don't make a lot of commotion or anything. Just hang out and watch stuff go.

"the stones cry out,
bells shake the sky
all creation groans...
SHHHH!!!
listen to it!" ~Aaron Weiss

No signs of life yet. Still searching. Found a real can opener today. Won't have to use that stupid pocket knife anymore. Have enough power to keep distress signal running for a few more days, I think. After that, don't know what I'll do. So cold. Made a friend out of some garbage I found laying around. Named him Andres. Guess he's hispanic or something. Nothing else to report. Hope I survive. That is all.

Want to see something amazing b'dazing? Open up a command promt (Start menu - Run - type in cmd - click OK) and then type Telnet and hit enter. Then type o and hit enter. then type towel.blinkenlights.nl and hit enter. Then watch an ASCII version of the entire Starwars movie. ^_^

"haha u like to read books!"

Turtle!

Tonight I watched a martial arts movie, where these dead people were being preserved in wax, and then they'd eventually turn into zombies, and when the zombies devoured people, they'd turn into vampires, and then when the vampires bit people, those people would become vampires as well.

It was kind of terrible. =P

Hi! Here, have some events that took place at the camping trip this weekend:

• Stuff!
• Acquired a turtle but gave it to a lad of 13 or something.
• Played hours of frisbee and got uber sore
• Made $20 jumping in the cold river one morning
• Played guitar
• Played boardgames
• Excellent devotion times
• Shooted guns
• Feared getting shot by little boys who swung the guns around
• Petted a wittle Snakey
• Kicked pinecones
• Ate food
• Yay!

ummm...the end.

The Corious Millerson Adventure is finally up and running! Go read the introduction to find out how to participate. Go on, don't be a pansy! =D


Tales of Corious Millerson

Tell me, lords and ladies, has any of this LOST rubbish been explained yet? I haven't been watching but I'm faintly curious.

http://b-squared.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-should-make-list-of-unexplained.html



Unincidentally, why is LOST supposed to be in all caps? Is it like LEGO?

Well, old chaps, here's another one for you, with special guest star, Miss Ge'ree! You'll have to pardon the rapping, Charhead, it wasn't my idea. Weally. >_>

The Bwian Bwian Show #06

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

This is amazing stuff.

Hurray for H*ckboy 2!!

I've come to find that if I'm ever driving along and there's a cop behind me, all I have to do is go the speed limit and he's bound to pass me. Weirdo policy officers.

In other fancy news, I have the entire house to myself tonight! Manservant will be heading out in about half an hour to visit his cousins down in Hawaii (zomg) and he won't be back until the 18th. I really don't know how I'll be getting along without him, but he rather deserves this vacation. I just hope mom doesn't destroy the house while he's away. >_<

I forgot to say HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO to my hardcore fans! Oh well.

This paragraph from Wikipedia makes me really want to play Earthbound. XD

Apple Kid

Apple Kid is a fat, dirty slob, but extremely intelligent and useful to Ness' quest. His first contribution to the quest is the Pencil Eraser (Octopus Eraser in Japan), which he makes in exchange for some food and $200.00. When Ness reaches Threed, he invents "zombie paper," which Ness and Paula use to capture the town's zombies. After Ness defeats Evil Mani Mani, and searches for a way to rescue Paula, he invents a machine that makes trout-flavored yogurt, which Ness gives to Pokey's maid Electra to bargain for access to the penthouse. He later goes to Dr. Andonuts's lab in order to build the Phase Distorter, which he concluded is needed to defeat Giygas. During his visit to Dr. Andonaut's lab, he also constructs the Eraser Eraser. Apple Kid also has a mouse assistant. However, since it has no name, it is called the No Name Mouse.

Anyway, Bethany and I watched Cloverfield yesterday. It was great! I mean it's all hand-held camera work, and the guy using the camera is annoying and he sucks at camera stuff, but the movie itself was really well-done. It really does look like some poser has a camera and tries to film the adventures he and his friends have with the monster. But yes...right when the movie ended, Bethany and I exchanged a few brief words and then promptly made this. We're so dumb. XD

brian,

we prayed about it a lot and decided to choose another guy for the position. we really liked all the people we were talking to for the position, and there wasn't much of anything to make one better than another, so we just went where we felt God was leading. we really appreciate you talking to us and auditioning and everything and hopefully we can see you on the road. thanks a lot man.

love,

-josh and showbread

=======================

To be honest, I'm a little bit disappointed and a lot a bit relieved! Even though I shan't be doing some ridiculous touring, my Summer is still going to ridiculous from what I've got planned. If I'm going to be stuck in Moses Lake figuring out what to do with my life, I'm going to have a lot of fun in the process. I'll try to take lots of pictures for you guys. ^_^

IMPORTANT P.S. Iron Man is FREAKING. AWESOME. SERIOUSLY. Stay through the credits too, by the way. BUT SERIOUSLY. I was not disappointed at all. Now, bring on Hulk and Batman! =D

They'll let me know soon where they're at in their decision.

That aside, Bethany and Gerie and I took the canoe out a couple days ago and it was wiiiiindy! So we almost died a few times, but it's rumored that we're going night-canoing tonight and hopefully it'll be calmer out. You don't want to tip a canoe over in Moses Lake or you'll never be seen again. O_O

And Bethany's turning 17 tomorrow. Zounds!

That's all for now. Bye!

I'm not a fan of being sick, but it does have its good sides. The first thing I like about it is it's a great excuse if I don't want to hang out with somebody. HA! No, but my favorite thing about being sick is when my voice drops ten octaves and I sound all manly and how do you say....s***xy. Aaaaahhhh yeeeaaaahhhh. [/10 octaves lower]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go listen to myself say a lot of cool things. =D


P.S. I've been requested to send the Showbread mans an audition video asap. omg.

These questions are on the Showbread application. =D

14. Who is Patrick?

15. Who would win in a fight between Captain America and Batman? Explain your answer.

16. Who is the most attractive man in holywood?

Also, I slept in the driveway last night, and it was gweat! You should all try it sometime. Just don't get run over in the morning.

*sigh*
Yep, I could be in Showbread or The Chariot right now. H*ck, I could probably even get into Family Force 5 if I wanted. Aww, what to do with my life?

User has been banned

From:	Showbread
Date:	Apr 23, 2008 9:29 PM
Subject:	applications for synth player...
Body:	Showbread will be filling the position of keyboard player in early june. if you are interested, qualified, 18 or older, have an understanding of what it is that Showbread does creatively and spiritually and a call to mission work... please email rawrockproductions@yahoo.com and request an application.

I just realized I have a file called SITETMAFOWIITTWRAToPAGTBSaPTOTIWNTSTIM.mp3
It's a Chariot song. ^_^

Maybe I'll make soundtracks for a living. Then I'll use my studio for myself when I'm not working. Hmmmm...

Bethany and I just got back from the Family Force 5 concert in Spokane. It was so great!! I know I say that about all the shows I go to, but that's because I only go to the best shows. =D

Anyway, yes, if "you" ever get a chance to see them live, you should go for it, they're super entertaining. Even if you don't know any of their songs, go anyway.

So remember how Josh Scogin and I became best friends at The Chariot concert?

Well he just asked me to join the band. I'm not even kidding. XD

He commented on my Melodica movie. Yeah, I think I'll join. ^_^

This picture shouldn't exist...


But this movie SHOULD exist!

Showbread's keytarist left. I feel like crying.

Heheh, these are always great. ^_^

This is pretty funny too.

2010 A.D. Styles From The FUTURE!!™

The Inversion! Because wearing your undershirt over your dress shirt is cool! ...or at least it will be in the next decade, assuming it catches on. I'm personally hoping it doesn't. XD

I'm really scared right now. There's something wrong with me...I came home from the café after working all day, and I thought, "I should watch my movies before they're due back tomorrow." ...but I didn't feel like it. All I felt like doing was cleaning. o_O

So I cleaned the kitchen all up. I even washed the floor. I'm concerned about my mental health. Maybe I should change jobs. =\

2010 A.D. Styles From The FUTURE!!™

This classy style of wearing a suit coat for no apparent reason over every day average joe clothing, is actually not as uncommon as you might imagine. It is mostly seen among the more indy nerds, weirdos, or maybe even youth pastors, and basically all that is required is the suit coat. Any bizarre glasses, hats, tie you want to throw into the mix is up to you.

(P.S. Check it out! Overload ice cream!)
(Handy tip...doing things like eating purple flavored Jell-O from a pilsner glass adds some serious class to this already classy attire. Thank you, Mr. Robert Mason.)

Hi.

Today was absurdly busy, but you wouldn't care about that. And last night I dreamed of zombies and weddings like all night long. Anyway, I've started working on setting new trends for the new upcoming decade. Here's what I've done thus far...

This style mildly imitates that of the band Family Force 5, and includes the use of very large sunglasses, sleeveless (or you can roll up the sleeves) tee or polo shirt, and a pair of highly noticeable snow gloves. One glove is cool too, but try to keep your bare hand in your pocket most of the time.


This rugged but new age style is quite the eye catcher! Basic requirements include military clothing worn over top of something simple and casual. Sci-fi glasses add flare, while the baseball cap (or any simple hat you choose) adds to the casual underlayer.

Guess what, kids! We're approaching the end of yet another decade, and that means old styles are going out of style! Emos and goths and punks and 80's are all going to be in the past (and some are and should forever remain.) So, if you want to start new trends, now's the time to get a'settin'! I'm thinking I might be like R*d H*t Ch*ll* P*pp*rs and strap stuffed animals to me for clothes. ...That's a joke, by the way. >_<

Anyway, yes. New decade is on its way.


EDIT: We're not off to the best start. >_<

APWIL FOOLS, I'm not being tattoo'd. Sorry to get your hopes up, Befany. >_>

...although the design Cory posted was pretty sweet. O_O
oh well.

Hi!

I semi-apologize for the last entry, however, if you want there's more where that came from. XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80-C5BQ4gsA


Last night I was watching Stealth, and this artificially intelligent (like a blond with a black wig) jet was being used as a fourth wingman for these 3 pilots...and anyway, at one point in the movie, the AI jet downloaded every song off the Internet and was playing them during the mission, and I thought to myself, "Hey! He's got Zombie Sheep in his library!" XD

Also, I need your helps. I've been thinking about getting a tattoo but I'm not sure what I want. I've daydreamed about superheroes, but I don't know if I'll still like the same superheroes when I'm in my 80's. >_> And I don't want a Christian symbol because that's cheesy. I need something pwnin'. And I don't want anything big, just a small thing I can hide when necessary, like at weddings and stuff. =P Suggestions?

EDIT:
Oh and ALSO I didn't realize today was April Fool's day until Darren sent me this and then I felt really stupid because I actually had been wondering how this time thing might work. I kind of figured out how it could be done too, lol. *sigh* So watch out, hosers. Don't get fools'd! (p.s. send me any other jokes you find around the Internet. XD )
(p.s.s. In honor of April Fool's Day, I'll post the movie we made last year on this date. XD )
TERROR FROM THE FUTURE!!!