Monday, November 05, 2007

P.S.!!! I forgot to mention, I DIDN'T KNOW it was daylight savings last weekend because neither Cory NOR Jesse did their usual complaint about it! ¬_¬

My hair is ridiculous right now.



Edit:
6:50 PM Father: Dude
me: Dude
Father: Go to my blog.
Music video.
me: texted back. plz read. >_>
Father: o.
me: or I can just tell you. =D
Father: Wot.
me: I'm on dial-up
Father: BAH
me: but I can check it out as soon as possible. O_O aka tomorrow)
Father: Why is dial-up still legal?
6:51 PM me: hahahaha!
My dad is an internet provider, he has special privilages. ^_^
Father: Seriously.
You should be on T1 right now.
me: lol
Father: Not crapdial.
Dial is a soap.
Not an interwebs.
me: we could get dsl but dad doesn't want it because he thinks we'll spend too much time on the internet. >_<
hahaha!!!
soap. XD
6:52 PM And they didn't put fiber in our side of the base. T_T
Father: Lamesauce.
me: w0rdsauce.
Father: Hey, but everyone says to have fiber as part of your nutritious diet.
me: w0rdsauce. O_O
That's why I get mine at the store. =D
6:53 PM Father: I get mine at home.
wins
*wins*
me: I've been too annoyed by boldness, so I just go wins now.
=P
>_L>
ouch, that guy got L'd in the eye! XP
6:54 PM anyway, dinner's time, so I gotta go a'fooding now
Father: Signed me out. Stupid interwabs.
6:55 PM me: ohs. =(
Father: kri.
me: okay I will
during dinner.
Father: Time 2 listen 2 paramore.
k.
me: k
bai! bai! bai!
Father: You should blogquote this convo.
srsly.
me: k. XD
Father: k.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

The PWN(e)BB Festival was so excellent! The Decaying Lawn vocalist recorded the Band's second to last song on their album and he's ridiculously talented. He was even sick, so his voice was kind of shot, but he somehow used it to his advantage and made it sound really good. He came out later that night and talked with everybody for a while. I got like four of his autographs for different people. They also had this art section that had like EVERY medium available for use and you could just go do whatever, and they had a music section (with free access to the recording studio) with just about every instrument. I even go to play a keytar. O_O I didn't get to use the melodica though, but ah well.


Oh by the way, Decaying Lawn's album should be "finished" within the week. ^_^

Saturday, November 03, 2007

I'm going to the PWN(e)BBF (Pacific WestNorth (east) Brian Bridges Festival) tonight! It's going to be amazing! One of the members of Decaying Lawn will be playing some solo stuff (I'm hoping to get his autograph), and there will be scripture reading, and music, and drawing, and video games, and all kinds of other crazy stuff. And best of all...IT'S FREE! If only Kristen hadn't taken her camera to Tri-Cities. =(

Oh well. It'll be turbo. ^_^

Friday, November 02, 2007

This is the song I wrote for my voicemail message. Tonight I decided to put music to it. I had to make it weirdo timing so it would be short. Hi!

TRALA!!

Why are you calling me on the telephone
Don't you know I'm used to being alone
And it's so quiet here without you
So leave a message...
give me something to listen to
Something to listen tooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Now I'm cute too!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

So ummmmm...I guess my Keytar is now officially named after Elyse. Which means it's a girl Keytar. Aaaaaand I suppose that's okay since I so often talk about how much I love it.

Anyway, this was pretty much the grossest Halloween costume I've ever had but I didn't really think about it when I made it. You see, I was going to stay at home and do homework all night, but when Kristen, Bethany, and Ethan were leaving, I suddenly decided to go with them. So we went to the store where mom and dad were passing out candy (I guess since our neighborhoods are all scary, people like trick-or-treating downtown better), and I didn't have a costume! So while they were passing out candy, I went into the back room to find something I could wear...aaaaaand....I kind of found a can of spray paint and everything went off from there. >_<









P.S. I have NO idea when this paint will come off me. =P

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Brian wrote a serious song? How rare!

(click the title to hear it, of course)
The Path - By Brian Bridges
--------------------------
On a rough dirt path with the sun beating down
I am trusting, sure that He knows His way around
I almost fall down, there are rocks strewn about
But he doesn't let me fall, like the spider in a spout
Like water in a drought, I seek him out
I hold on 'cause I know He's someone I can't live without
I give a shout anytime I think I'll fall
And He grabs me, pulls me high, and helps me walk tall
It goes on this way and I don't dare stray
I just lift my eyes up to his face, fix my gaze
Never looking to the left, never glancing to the right
I don't know what's out there, but I don't care, He's my life
When the sweat drips down, He gives me energy
When the tears drip down, He is a friend to me
When my fears grip down, He fights my enemies
And when I'm snared by a trap, He sets me free
So let me be, I just wanna walk this path
And know that if I don't look away, I'll be okay
I won't stray, I'll just stay in this place
Bound for glory in a never ending story

I hear my name called out, off to my left
And I turn my head just for a minute, "Who's that?"
It's a girl standing there just off the path
Her hair waves in the wind as she walks through the grass
She's beautiful, enticing, makes my heart pound
And I hear the sound of her lovely voice, calling me now
To walk over, she wants to tell me something
It won't take more than a second
I walk over, "Something I can do for you miss?"
"Just this," she leans in and gives me a kiss
"What was that for?" I ask but she doesn't reply
I find my gaze fixed deep into her dazzling eyes
It's all kind of a blur as she slips her soft fingers
Into my hand and lets her touch linger
Then she gives me a tug and gently pulls me along
And my heart melts as she softly sings me a song
We walk through the grass and I feel nothing but joy
Her touch is warm and she has a steady poise
And I feel giddy inside at the sound of her voice
I feel like a boy who just got a new toy
We walk a bit further now and then she turns around
And pulls me close to her, I can hear her breathing now
But there's no other sounds, it's just her and me
No distractions, she's the only one I see
"Kiss me" she says, but her voice has changed
I stare into her eyes and see a blood red flame
I back away and ask if she's feeling okay
But she laughs and holds me as I try to pull away
"Please, let me go" I half politely request
But she squeezes me and leans her head on my chest
I calm down instantly and forget all my fears
And wonder where she'd been hiding all these years
She tells me sweet things, but then my skin grows cold
When she looks up and asks me to give her my soul
I decline and tell her I just want to be friends
But she says if I say no, our love will end
And I don't want that, in fact I really don't care
Because all I want now is this embrace we share
So I forget that one guy, uhhh...what was his name?
And plus it was a hard path to walk just the same
Whereas here I am pleased by this girl holding me
So I tell her it's fine she can have it for free

That was the last thing I said before her skin turned pale
And her eyes burned with the fury of a stormy gale
I shoved her away and watched in horror
As if I'd opened up a door on the box of Pandora
She swore I would never ever escape her now
And I looked around but saw nothing but blackness...How!?
Is this happening, what is going on!?
Weren't we just standing in a field on a grassy lawn?
The ground was hard as stone and the air was cold
And the girl before me looked decayed and old
And the hatred in her eyes was like I'd never seen
And the expression on her face was all haggard and mean
She shrieks and reaches for me with bony hands
I back away but bump into what feels like a man
And I turn around I see him there, staring at me
Hatred in his eyes too, and he's bloody and rotting
I turn to run but find that I'm surrounded by them
They're everywhere, hateful eyes that stare, flesh ripped bare
Withered hair, decaying stench of death in the air
Starving as if they had no food to spare
And then the place lit up and I saw a sea of silhouettes surrounding me
And the flaming lights flashed as they began to scream
"All hate, all hate" every corpse was chanting
Thrusting their fists above their heads to a man standing
On an elevated plane above us all
With a group of winged soldiers standing tall
He leaned over a podium and raised up his hands
And the entire place errupted in the praise of his fans
He shot his eyes at me and pointed into my heart
And screamed, "He offered his soul! Minions, tear him apart!!"
And a mass of rotting hands suddenly reached for my chest
I wanted to scream for help but I was holding my breath
And when I finally found it in me and I was able to wail
The guy gave an order to stop and their hands all failed
But before I felt relief I felt new hands on me
It was the girl from before when she was pretty and clean
She held me close yet again, and I remembered her hate
But for some reason, in her arms, that seemed to drift away
And I was almost in a daze, feeling good once again
Even though I saw those dozen hands creeping in
And I began debating deep inside my mind
Whether I should cry out to God or just stay here and die
I don't know why, I knew nothing I'd done was right
I knew I should never have strayed my eyes or left my master's sight


But suddenly I found it in me and I shoved her away
And I screamed out to God as the hands grabbed at my face
And my throat, and my chest, and my arms, and my legs
And I screamed "Abba, Father!!" before my flesh gave way
Then the instant I screamed, there was a thunderous crack
And the sky lit up a flash of white in the black
All the dead men let go and fell down to their knees
Screaming mercy and things like, "Don't torture us, please!"
And the man at the podium shrieked out filth
But the anger in his eyes began to mingle with guilt
Even the tall winged soldiers were down on the ground
Wailing out the utmost hideous sounds
There was another crack and I spun around
The sky was on fire, there was rumbling in the ground
And then the shrieks of the masses could scarcely be heard
Above the deafening sound of my Father's own words
As he shouted my name with a terrifying roar
I was like a lost lamb that he'd been searching for
And then he appeared and I fell down with the crowd
And I covered my head with my hands like a shroud
But through my closed eyes, the light was blinding
And the whole earth shook beneath his fire and lightning
It all happened so fast, and I couldn't really see
But I could sense that bodies were flying all around me
There were screams of pain, and wails of hate
And a crash as the podium crumbled to its fate
The next thing I knew, I was completely consumed
Engulfed in love beyond that of the hate that had fumed
And everything felt so distant, though I could see it occur
It was as if I was dreaming, so I couldn't be sure
In here, things were calm like floating under the sea
Except instead of water, I felt his passionate love for me
And before I knew what all had just taken place
I felt my knees in the dirt and a hand on my face
It was the path once again and he raised up my head
But I shook him away and said I ought to be dead
I just couldn't look at him, I couldn't look at his eyes
I layed down in the dirt and just began to cry
My shoulders shook now as I felt my shame rise
This pain I had was from forfeiting my life
And disobeying my God
I knew I'd done wrong
And I didn't see how his love could be so strong
Through my tears I whispered, "I'm sorry, my Lord...
I know that you had the greatest things in store
But I left you for lusts of the here and now
Please forgive me, if you can, though I don't see how..."
And He said, "Yes, my son, that was foolish of you
And the price for that is death, what you say is true
But my love is stronger than that
You see I bought you back,
My son died in your place, the price is paid at last
Plus He's alive today, death couldn't hold Him down
So you're forgiven, everything is okay now."
And he took my shoulders, and raised me to my feet
And embraced me with love like you would never believe
Then he said, "Come now, son, follow me."
And we continued down the path and I knew, I was free.
mewithoutYou was very very great to watch and played super well, but they only did a few songs, unfortunately. I would love to watch them perform an entire concert. Thrice was amazing as well. They weren't as entertaining to watch (aside from lights and stuff) but their music was very solid and very passionate and intense. They played quite a bit longer but I'd love to see a full concert from them too. If they had played a couple of my favorite songs I probably would've been in tears, they were so good, heheh. And Brand New was really good, but I'd only heard like one of their songs, so it was kind of hard to stand through 2 hours of stuff I'd never heard and wasn't aaallll that enthusiastic about. But oh well. Excellent shows all around. Andrew will probably have pictures up soon and I'll post them.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Two days until I see Thrice, mewithoutYou, and Brand New!

Tonight, Andrew came over at midnight and he and Bethany and I had a wild party. Then we took him home and went to Wal-Mart on the way home. I bought a Marvel poster with a bunch of superheroes on it, and while we were there we heard Project 86 playing over the speakers. It was the greatest thing I've ever heard played in a store ever. O_O

Friday, October 26, 2007


These are NOT a billion questions from a survey! REALLY!! T_T

(skip to end of post)


Quick! Make up a number (example: eleventy seven)

One Godzillion!

Excuse me while I...
raise my knee, raise my other knee, raise my foot, raise my other foot, walk in a circle, and do the puppet master

If you had an extra toe, what would you do with it?
use it for the good of mankind

If I lived in the year 2100, my profession would be...
psi-artist

I wouldn't mind being stuck in a closet with...
my dog

I'll wait until nobody is looking, then I'll...
do the puppet master

When faced with a problem, I...
do the puppet master

What's the first frivolous thing you'll buy when you're rich and famous?
some fatmen. Then I can REALLY say "Frivolous Fatmen!"

If there's another book, it should be called "Harry Potter and The ..."
Death of Harry Potter

What did you say the last time you drunk dialed?
I hope this number isn't my mom's. (p.s. drinking is for sucks)

Polka Dots are...
hilarious! XD

I like people who are...
like me

Make up a fact about penguins right now:
That's not a question. But now that you mentioned it, they DO eat their dead since food is scarce in the Arctic.

What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
tell Ethan to stop sitting on my head

In a previous life, I was...
an amazon warrior. Back then I was the one who wore the Golden Girdle of Gaea. It was not a good life.

I'd be the happiest person in the whole world if...
everybody else suddenly got inhumanly depressed.

Would you make out with the last person who wrote on your wall?
Steven Noonan? I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself.

What celebrity do people say you look like?
Angolina Jolie. It sucks, man.

If I'm reincarnated, I'd like to be a...
zombie sheep.

Kevin Federline is...
fat

What's your favorite blue food?
...berry muffins!

What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
I think it was that peanut butter and pineapple sandwich. =x

What do you think you'll name your kids?
I won't have any. But maybe Jolieolium, Liechtenstein, Van, or Biff for the dudes. And maybe Shelderlina, Carressa, Sky Blue, or Moonbeam for the ladies.

I will never tell anyone...
what I'm not about to tell you.

My parents would kill me if I came home with...
14,000 corpses trailing behind me

What's your ideal climate?
I once came across a tree, and though I tried, I couldn't climate. T_T

Waffles are...
hilarious! XD

My comfort food is...
kangaroo jerky

Take whatever you want. Just don't take my...
keytar! or my dog! or my computer! or piano! or drums! or guitars! or house! In fact...just...go away!

What would you do for a new car?
trade you my van. XD

How many songs do you have on your iPod?
I don't have a smegging iPod, you ugly goit!

I was voted most likely to...
run thru a screen door. >_<

How often do you cook? Hahahahahahaha!!!

I think they should legalize...
the destruction of things I don't like.

A more appropriate first name for me would be...
Jolieolium

I'm afraid of...
Wasps. And spiders. And intimidating girls.

I wish I had been born back in...
1986 when there WERE no bright contrasting colors.

God is...
spelled G-d out of reverance by like...Jews and mewithoutYou and stuff.

Stop! In the name of...
Cory's mom's internet friend's daughter's second cousin's neighbor's great aunt's dog!

Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
A mix of the three! That'd be weird. o_O

What talk show would you like to be a guest on?
Weird Al TV

My backpack/purse/wallet contains the following surprising things:
An Apples To Apples card, a picture of a girl, a ton of money, some drawings, some secret numbers, and like...a love letter I think.

Please buy me a...
car, a violin, a bass guitar, a new amp, a sound board, some uber speakers, a new computer, a billion art supplies of every kind, and a grand piano. Thanks.

The sitcom about my life would be named...
The Bwian Bwian Show

What should your biography be titled?
The Amazing Siper-Mans

What was (or will be) your wedding song?
I'm not getting married. But maybe Zombie Sheep. XD

I wish my parents had named me...
Jolieolium

When I call you, my custom ring tone should be...
Brianstorm by Arctic Monkeys

My parents should've known I'd be trouble when I...
first met Cory

What's your favorite smell?
the sound of crumbling bricks

Who are the top 3 people you'd like to buy a beer for?
Cory, Monerz, and Elyse

In 20 years, I will be...
31. O_O

What's your earliest memory?
I don't remember. I was just a little baby.

Who is the funniest person you know?
I am. XD

If I had a time machine, I'd...
eat a sandwich

Pardon my...
chainsaw

What music should they play at your funeral? (example: Get On Up)
Zombie Sheep

What was the worst movie this year?
The one that won the Project 86 movie contest over mine and Andrew's. ¬_¬

Propose a new toothpaste flavor:
Toothpaste flavored toothpaste! I mean Jalapeno.

The key to success is...
in my pocket with my knife.

Mary Kate or Ashley?
It matters not. They both add up to approx. nothing.

Boxers or briefs?
I'll box YOUR briefs.

For my first wish, I wish...
for infinity more wishes

I'd rather be...
me than a can of moose meat

What questions should we ask on 10 Second Interview?
lik h4V u eVr b3eN t3h nekKiD ROLFORLF!!!!11

Complete this sentence: Life is like a box of...
Cory Miller.

If you saw wet cement, what word would you write in it?
uaklsjdf

Quick! Make up a first name:
VlademnadierlüüpedeHUUWAAAAHHHHHKHAAAKzomtophin

What's your favorite song lyric?
"I was floating in a peaceful sea, 'rescued' by a sinking ship."

When you get stressed, what are you most likely to throw out the window?
a volleyball, but lets not talk about that. ¬_¬

What's your favorite ice cream topping?
Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'M A little lad that loves berries and cream!

What was the best prank you ever played on someone?
I called my sister in the neighboring motel room, and posed as a hotel worker, reporting that the room next door had seen cockroaches running around and asked if she'd seen anything. Also, grabbing Emily's leg from underneath the van was pretty fantastic. Does that count as a prank?

I like my men/women how I like my...
raw fish in tapioca pudding with salad dressing over top. And sprinkles.

How many days past expiration are you willing to drink milk?
925,627,126,842,881,436,371,094,627,458,286,211,111,800,555

Quick! Write a two line poem:
f*re, ch*ir, this I swear.

Please tell my butler that for breakfast, I shall require...
a large variety of unhealthy cereal.

What song best describes you?
ZOMG TEH FAIRIES by Decaying Lawn

What are three words that sum you up?
11/21 year old.

I'd like to hang out with...
Cory Miller

If I were a super hero, my super suit would be made out of...
It's made out of siper-fabrix

I'm reminded of home whenever...
I'm at home.

What memory would you rather forget?
sorry, too scandalous.

If Chuck Norris falls into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets... violated.

Cat person, dog person, or not into pets?
A cute wittle puppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy wuppy.

I'm down with...
Canindians.

What are three ways you're making the world a better place?
Decaying Lawn, Siper-Mans, and Brian Bridges

Though I try to hide it, I'm actually...
Siper-Mans

What's the most embarassing song in your collection?
God vs. Godzilla

My name should be listed in the Wikipedia entry for...
being a member of Decaying Lawn.

What's your favorite brand?
Yamaha, Roland, Washburn, and B.C.Rich.

Late at night, I like to eat...
corpses in Nethack.

If I were pregnant, I'd probably crave...
entire planets

Fill in the blank: ________ + chocolate = heaven
heaven

What question should they ask Miss America or Miss Universe contestants?
"By the way, do you smoke?"

If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be, and why?
A turnip. Then if people asked me what I was doing in the garden, I could say, "I'm a turnip!"

When do you normally go to bed?
12:00am - 7:00am

Is Britney over, or is the comeback just getting started?
All [wo]men are like grass, but Decaying Lawn will never die!

What's one magical thing that happened today?
Charlie and I performed two Decaying Lawn songs togerther over the phone

What is/was your imaginary friend's name?
I have an entire gang. One of the guys is named Ryan.

What cartoon character did you have a crush on?
Currently, I have one on Katara. XD

What was your worst fashion mistake?
short pants that didn't reach my knees

I'd be nothing if it weren't for...
me

If I were the first person to land on the mood, I would've said:
On the mood? If I landed on the mood, I'd be like, "Man! People sure are moody around here!"

What's the worst that could happen?
going to h*ck.

What's your favorite web site?
http://www.b-squared.blogspot.com/

Who was your first kiss?
Her first name is not Alice, and her last name is not Porkinstein.

Which of your Facebook friends have you made out with?
O_O

Bikini, Tankini, or Linguini?
omg pr0n.

Skirts, shorts, or skorts?
O_O

I collect...
internal organs, which I keep in a cedar chest.

What's the latest gadget you've bought?
a transdimensional portal.

I'd like to be captain on a manned mission to...
Cory's house.

The last time I actually cooked something, I made...
Hotdogs! They were amazing!

What pet names does your boyfriend/girlfriend call you?
she used to call me Arty or Shadow, but other times she'd call me Jazz or Mia.

When they write my obituary, I hope they mention...
me.

When the world ends, I will be...
able to predict the future, apparently. O_O

Wal-Mart is...
for sucks.

What do you wish you had never done?
sorry, can't tell you, they're all embarrassing. >_< I will dedicate my life to the invention of...
religious pie.

Where was sexy before Justin Timberlake brought it back?
He didn't. But probably Robert Mason.

We should criminalize...
the entire world.

Are you a glass half full or glass half empty person?
Both. At the SAME TIME! =O

If I had to date one of my Facebook friends, I'd date...
Amelia Nye II

What's your favorite restaurant?
I have to say The Firefly Cafe or else I might lose my job.

What will spend your lotto winnings on?
meeeeeee

What's your favorite comfort when you're ill?
girls and video games.

Batman or Superman?
Batman. He's way more manly (especially with his voice), and Superman's costume is doofy.

I once had a really weird dream that...
involved saving Amber from her bikini clad cousins and watching her push a car off a cliff.


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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

My parents got me a new Siper Suit because mine were all getting worn out. I'm not gonna lie, it feels pretty great, web slinging around town in my smashing new duds. ^_^

Monday, October 22, 2007

I rigged up the most ghetto cymbal stand yesterday. I used a camera tripod, and a wooden toy top, which I placed in the verticalized tripod handle.


And here is what they sound like! =D

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Tonight, I went from having a bread...

...to having slices of bread...


...to having the usual me look again. Hmmm.

Friday, October 19, 2007

See my free DRUM SET!!? I'll have to rig up a ghetto stand for my crash cymbal because the real one was busted but it's not like I can complain with a FREE DRUM SET!!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Well Elyse, since you've waited patiently for so long...Decaying Lawn has written you a song for you birthday. It is our version of Beethoven's "Für Elise", and I'm not gonna lie...it's probably the best Decaying Lawn song ever. ^_^

So without fürther adoodeedoodeedoo...I present:
För Elyse by Decaying Lawn

oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!




(quick song info, I did the creepy ghost-like keytar in the first half, and then Charlie finished the last half of the song using his amazing heavy guitar powers.)

Sunday, October 14, 2007

PUMPKIN ATTACK!! I did the Sipey one (duh), Ben did the abstract one, and Kristen did the big toofs and eyes one.





Friday, October 12, 2007

I don't have much to say. WEIRD! Except that ummm....Thrice's upcoming albums are amazing and Assassin's Creed is going to be amazing.

And uhh...we got our pictures taken for the paper because our cafe will be opening next weeek (I think). And ummm...The new Dr. Who series is skiptastiiiic. And uuhhh...I want to buy a violiiiiin. And ummm....school wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for homewoooord. And uhhh....I've never had pizza with purple cheese on iiiit.

And it's really funny if you say "PEETZER!!"

And that's all.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Well, hi! My name is Bwian, and I'll be your bodyguard today. Would you like a mint?

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Tee hee....

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

omg i gotz t3h pwo3Rs!!

t3H tahksns 2 T3h bWi@ns!!

nwo i kna POsT!!!!!!!!

yaaaaayz

Monday, October 08, 2007

It's 11:45 at night, I'm sitting here in a dimly lit room, all alone with no sounds other than the computer, and a bird just suddenly flew *SMACK* into the window to my left. Scared the fCory's fpurple fpants out of me.

@_@

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Cory and I had a potry writting on Tia's blog. The results were....messy. Translations have been provided for those who can't speak newbie. (Caution: Translated poetry might not rhyme as well, or at all.)


lik3 i'M s33z t3h n0 lITez aDN i TinK mY haErt iT f4llz cuz i dOEsNt haz n0tin' but blaksn3ss!!
tehn i call teh technishun mans adn he say 2 puhs teh powerz buton on my comp00ter. >_< -Brian Bridges


I don't see any lights and I think my heart falls because it doesn't have anything but blackness!!
Then I call the technician man and he says to push the power button on my computer.



i R t3h JAebrywok
I lievz N teh z00
i <3 L1T7le puPeiz
anD i <3 U 2!!
-Cory Miller

I am the Jabberwock
I live in the zoo
I love little puppies
And I love you too!!


1n t3h wher i coms fr0m th3rz coldness we haves
adn snows r teh coverign t3h lands
d0 u nos were i live im a n00bie so
duh i lives in iecland!
-Brian

Where I come from, all we have is cold
And snow that covers the lands
Do you know where I live? I'm a newbie so
Duh, I live in Iceland!



I LUV POTRY.
-Cory

I love poetry.


ti4na l13k ur t3h s0 ogm taht wehn i see u in teh pitcuez i thikn im l0okign at t3h rozes!
sh4l i comaer u 2 a iecladnic d4y??
k ur teres l0ts 0f blubr eatign adn itz c0ldz.
...k bad exapmle. >_<
-Brian

Tia, you're so "oh my goodness" that when I see you in the pictures, I think I'm looking at the roses!
Shall I compare you to an Icelandic day?
Okay, there is lots of blubber eating and it's cold.
...okay, bad example.



i <3 a ListENin 2 EmrEy
an R3d aDn BilDNAside
cUZ w1n i Lisetn 2 teHm
teHy taEks m3 4 a RideZ!!1
-Cory

I love listening to Emery
And Red and Blindside
'Cause when I listen to them
They take me for a ride!



h0w longz tilL iz t3h bw4in n0t g01ng 2 B awSUM???
iN t3h wurdz oF 4 po3t'z r4viN...n#V3Rm0eR!!!!11
-Brian

How long until Brian is no longer awesome?
In the words of a poet's Raven, "Nevermore!"



O l1t3 0f mY liEf,
O l1t=3 oF MY lI3f,
t3h u shienz so br1t3
ADN U r t3h b3uafitul sIeTZ
h0w canZ i t3lL u
tahT u r juts s0 sUP3r
i luvz u 4-evr my dU4l-src33n c0mpuTr3
-Brian

Oh light of my life,
Oh light of my life,
You shine so bright
And you are a beautiful site
How can I tell you
That you are just so super
I love you forever, my dual-screen computer.



i <3'd u 4 2 l0nG
t3Hn S0m73HinG W3n7 2 wr0nG
u MaeD m3 kR1
i Hop3s u dEI
cUZ i r emOZ!!!!!!11111
...taHt wuZ 2 mI fL4sh Dr1vE.
-Cory

I loved you for too long
Then something went too wrong
You made me cry
I hope you die
'Cause I am emo!!
...That was to my flash drive.



im seez u stadn1gn tehr3 atcully m0r3 l1kez oN ur b3lLi3
adn i nos u hungwy
but i d0ezt'n h4S w4rusl f00dz
s0 u c4N haz g3rn0la bra
herz u g0 k d00dz
adn u sk4rr3d me i saysed AAHHHHH
adn use hav3z teh g3nr0la dats g00dz
but u h4z filpp3rsz n0t p4wz
-Brian

I see you standing there, actually more like on your belly
And I know you are hungry
But I don't have walrus food
So you can have a granola bar
Here you go, okay dude
And you scared me; I said, "AAHHHH!"
And you have the granola, that's good
But you have flippers not paws



0fF w17h Ur he4dz!!!!111
w3ll tA3k 1t aLl B4cK an tEHn Sum
n3v3R aGIN, ofF wIT uR h34DZ!!11
weL cu7 0uT al taHtsz a H1NDr3cN3
b133Dz teH 0lD M4nZ
of WitT UR HAEDZ!!!11
-Cory

Off with your head!!
We'll take it all back and then some
Never again, off with your head!!
We'll cut out all that's a hindrance!
Bleed the old man
Off with your head!!


w00t w00t u haz teh p0ts
t3h eihgtieth p0ts
tere'z l0tS adn loTz
t14naz iS s0 lukcy (adn h0tz)
-Brian

Woot woot, you have the post!
The eighteenth post
There are lots and lots
Tia is so lucky (and hot)



0Mg u HietTed On TaieNA!?!?!@#$3455
><><<><<<<<<<<<<

k I lUR3v 2 p4LY GaITUr
AdN muIS1C iZ sW337
W1N i pAyl mUE1SC
iTZ A tR34T
-Cory

Oh my goodness, you hit on Tia!?

Okay, I love to play guitar
And music is sweet
When I play music
It's a treat



cURsze wuT i d03z desreV3s tIhS 4!?
t3h mY m0m haz m3asERUd m3 bY t3h fr0tn doOr
adn i wuz SO suer taht i h4v3d gr3W
buts wh-3n i l0okDE i wuznt s1x tw0.
=(((((((((((((
-Brian

Curses, what have I done to deserve this!
My mom has measured me by the front door
And I was SO sure that I had grown
But when I looked I wasn't six two.



1 WuZ awATch1NG uHF
AnD I wUZ 34tInG ChIPZ
W1N I sP1LdED
oN T3H cAPRETZ :((((
-Cory

I was watching UHF
And I was eating chips
When I spilled
On the carpet



sp33kign 0f winz i wuz so amaezd
wehn i h4v3 s3e 0n myps*ec taht ouR m0vei wuz praizd
adn we wun teh c0ntets!! w00t w00t adn stuff!!
n0w i can h4s n3w l3g0z wichj i luffs!!
-Brian

Speaking of win, I was so amazed
When I saw on Mysp*ce that our movie was praised
And we won the contest!! Woot woot and stuff!!
Now I can have new legos which I love!!



1 wUz ReLA1 Pru0D Uv BaR1N
w!N H3 w1N3D T3h cOtn3SZT
2 g3T FrE3 lEg0Z, h0Ly m4N
tEHY ReL1 r TH3 b3STZ!!!11
-Cory

I was really proud of Brian
When he won the contest
To get free legos, holy man
They really are the best!



c0yr iz r1t3 yaaaahhhh

adn juts alw4tz rebemer
taht 1n d3c3bmeR
1f u w4ntz 2 gET sum 1 @ g1tf

taht teh bets taht c0rY nos
iz 2 g3T tehm l3g0z
cuz uv c0rs3 teir sprirtz wlLl l!fT!!1
-Brian

Cory is right, yeah

And always remember
That in december
If you want to get someone a gift

That the best that Cory knows
Is to get them Legos
'Cause of course their spirits will lift!

Friday, October 05, 2007

I am a dog.
Dog dog dog.
Here comes a ship!
A battleship!
The ship is in the sea.
The sea is big!
My shoe is big.
Big is for sucks.
Unless you're a duck.
Hello, duck!
Quack quack quack.
The duck says quack.
Quacka lacka dack.
Duckies are fun!
If you have a gun.
I shoot the duck's head.
The duck is dead!
Goodbye duck.
Your head blew up.
Up is the way!
To get to the sky.
Lets go fly!
We fly to the sky.
We come across a cloud!
Clouds are made of water.
Lets go swimming!
We swim in the water.
It starts to rain!
Curse you, rain!
We fall to the Earth.
And land in the dirt.
Here is a worm!
Hello worm!
The worm can't talk.
Can you say hello?
The worm doesn't know.
He can't shrug his shoulders!
Lets pick up a boulder..
And drop it on the worm.
Splatter! Goes the worm.
The worm is dead.
Just like the duck!
Worm and duck.
Both are out of luck.
We've come to the end.
End end end.
Byedi!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Hello!

Monday, October 01, 2007

Be honest now...Would you rather lose your hand to a shark or a crocodile?

GASP!!!!! I just went to myspace and found that Chris had posted THIS bulletin!


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As some of you may know A Night at the Pier was animated for the Brickfilms.com 24 Hour Animation Contest a while back. Well all the voting is done and Brian and I won first place, read the thread at brickfilms HERE

The film was animated and scored in about 14 to 18 hours, however most of the sets used were build before the contest started.
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WOO!! I don't remember what the prize is. I think we get to like split a batmobile or something. =)

Friday, September 28, 2007

EDIT: Mom wanted me to make some signs for our cafe. This is the one I made for the bathroom. =)


This is how exciting my economics class has been.

It's more exciting than math, however. And I'm not doing so well at gwaulfing, but at least it's fun. It feels good to swing a big iron stick and smack a ball a bazillion yards away into a tree, or a golf-ball scooper truck, or a bird.

I'm going to try and buy some keytar attire while the costumes are out and about.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

I heard a rumor that Enter Blue is featuring a cover song on their upcoming album "This Lighter Road". ...This cover song, to be precise...


Average Girl - By Barlow Girl (covered by Enter Blue)
So what I'm not your average girl
I don't meet the standards of this world
Chasing after boys is not my thing
See I'm waiting for a wedding ring

No more dating
I'm just waiting
Like sleeping beauty
My prince will come for me
No more dating I'm just waiting
'Cause God is writing my love story

Boys are bad that's certainly not true
'Cause God's preparing one for you
If you get tired waiting till he comes
Gods arms are the perfect place to run

Sleep that's the only thing
For me 'cause when I sleep Gods
Preparing one for me
ZOMG DWAGONS!!!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/dragonwarsdwar/

I don't know if I should point and laugh, or wait in anticipation.
Today on The Bwian Bwian Show™, we have a poem discovered by my youngerly sister Bethany. This poem is totally about me. Like it's kind of scary.



Maybe Dats Your Pwoblem Too - By Jim Hall

All my pwoblems
who knows, maybe evwybody's pwoblems
is due to da fact, due to da awful twuth
dat I am SPIDERMAN.

I know. I know. All da dumb jokes:
No flies on you, ha ha,
and da ones about what do I do wit all
doze extwa legs in bed. Well, dat's funny yeah.
But you twy being
SPIDERMAN for a month or two. Go ahead.

You get doze cwazy calls fwom da
Gubbener askin you to twap some booglar who's
only twying to wip off color T.V. sets.
Now, what do I cawre about T.V. sets?
But I pull on da suit, da stinkin suit,
wit da sucker cups on da fingers,
and get my wopes and wittle bundle of
equipment and den I go flying like cwazy
acwoss da town fwom woof top to woof top.

Till der he is. Some poor dumb color T.V. slob
and I fall on him and we westle a widdle
until I get him all woped. So big deal.

You tink when you SPIDERMAN
der's sometin big going to happen to you.
Well, I tell you what. It don't happen dat way.
Nuttin happens. Gubbener calls, I go.
Bwing him to powice, Gubbener calls again,
like dat over and over.

I tink I twy sometin diffunt. I tink I twy
sometin excitin like wacing cawrs. Sometin to make
my heart beat at a difwent wate.
But den you just can't quit being sometin like
SPIDERMAN.
You SPIDERMAN for life. Fowever. I can't even
buin my suit. It won't buin. It's fwame wesistent.
So maybe dat's youwr pwoblem too, who knows.
Maybe dat's da whole pwoblem wif evwytin.
Nobody can buin der suits, dey all fwame wesistent.
Who knows?

Monday, September 24, 2007

We had another Wenatchee Trip of Doom™ yesterday. It was amazing!!

Here are the results.


And this one is for you, Elyse. I totally pushed that button.

Friday, September 21, 2007

This is interesting. I'm intrigued by the reaction this man gets from the guy who approaches him. It looked like a small picture of a Bible scene when you read about things like when Stephen was preaching and finally the people covered their ears, screamed at the top of their lungs, dragged him outside, and stoned him. This isn't nearly that intense, but as I watched this movie and a few others, you can definitely see similar reactions in people as those that Stephen got. Many of the street preachers I saw seemed a bit foolish in that they just argued and stuff, but I like this guy because he just stands there and shouts out the gospel and quotes scripture, not even stopping to get into any foolish arguments. I don't know, it's interesting. He's got courage though, that's for sure. =)

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Here, have
some late night
bad quality
pictures and stuff.

=)

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Few may remember this, my parody of The Raven. For those who don't, just know that all the things becca says here are
things we used to say
back in the day
when we used to play
on IRC, hey hey.

*ahem*


the becca - A Parody by Brian Bridges

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I chatted, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of unfinished chores,
While I chatted, keys all clacking, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my house front door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my house front door--
Only this, and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate quizzing member talked of school, what a bore.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow
From chat rooms surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Coryz0r--
For the man in the metnal haven who myself named Coryz0r--
Insano here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my house front door--
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my house front door;--
This it is, and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was chatting, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my house front door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"--here I opened wide the door;--
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the weird word, "Coryz0r!"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Coryz0r!"--
Merely this, and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice:
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore--
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;--
'Tis the wind and nothing more."

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a noisy clutter,
In there crawled a stately person of the metnal days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, stood there at my house front door--
Standing expressionless, grinless, scowless, stayed there at my house front door--
Stood like that, and nothing more.

Then this funny person beguiling my mad fancy into smiling,
By the weird and strange decorum of the countenance she wore.
"Though I know not how this can be, thou," I said, "art sure no pansy,
Crazy strange and good friend person who came to me, a daily IRCer--
Tell me what thy lordly name is you who are a strange night lurker!"
Quoth the person, "becca merker."

Much I marvelled this ungainly person to hear discourse so plainly,
Though her answer little meaning--little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing this mysterious nightly lurker--
Being or beast just simply standing there at the door of a daily IRCer,
With such name as "becca merker"

But the person, standing lonely at the house front door, spoke only
That one word, as if her soul in that one word she did outpour.
Nothing further then she uttered--not another word she stuttered --
Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have flown before--
Soon like Cory, she will leave me, as is obvious I'm a f00"
Then she said, "HA SPITE YOU!"

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so loudly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what she yells is her thoughts spoken so true,
Thought up by some mind of insanity, this seems like some odd plotted plan to me
Is she sent by my mom for not doing my chores, for I have been a lazy worker--
I do hope she has mercy on this poor distracted IRCer
Has mom sent this 'becca merker'?"

But the person still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of becca's shoe.
Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous being of f00--
What this odd, strange, staring, silly and super being of f00
Meant in yelling "HA SPITE YOU!"

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the being whose staring eyes now made me wonder what's in store;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er,
I also thought of Coryz0r

Then methought the room grew darker, transformation like Peter Parker
Clouds blocked the moon and stopped the steady stream of light it'd pour
"Blast," I cried, "my mom hath lent thee,--by the night time she hath sent thee
Punishment shall now come fourth from my memories of undone chores!
Why did I spend the entire day chatting with that Coryz0r!?"
Quoth the becca, "Indeed. Your your!."

"Weirdo!" said I, "thing of madness!--crazy still, if sane or metnal!--
Whether mom sent, or whether you just wandered over here like a f00,
Making me nervous, weirded out, by the mysterious things you shout--
In this home by horror haunted--tell me truly, truly true--
Are you, are you sent by mom?--tell me--tell me, so I'm no f00!"
Quoth the becca, "You, head you."

"Weirdo!" said I, "thing of madness!--crazy still, if sane or metnal!--
By the mom that maybe you went to--by that mom we both know sent you--
Tell this soul with sorrow at stake, if you're even from Moses Lake,
Did mom send you to bring judgement upon me for chatting with Cory like a f00?--
I must know or I shall burst, now please answer me tell me, you!"
Quoth the becca, "Mwehee, woo.."

"Be that word our sign in parting, being or fiend," I shrieked upstarting--
"Get thee back into the night and through the window, becca merker!
Leave nothing behind as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my chattingness unbroken!--you are metnal that's for sure!
Take thyself from out my house, and watch out cuz my dog sheds fur!"
Quoth the becca, "Dogs smell. Drrrrr."

But the becca, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the chair in which I gave her, just there at my house front door;
And her eyes have all the seeming of a bored girl who's daydreaming,
And the lamplight o'er her streaming throws her shadow on the floor;
And my mind wondering what is happening ponders all my undone chores
I'll talk to Cory--nevermore! :'(

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

6 more spaces left on the doom track before the beast awakens to destroy me.

Translation: School starts next Monday

Monday, September 17, 2007

P.S. HAPPY ONE MONTH UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY DAY, ELYSE!!
(wow a p.s. at the beginning of an entry. Didn't see that one coming.)

I'm drawing a DWAGON!! This is all I have thus far. I think he's a cutie-pie. Maybe I'll name him when I'm done.

(Dwagon)




Sunday, September 16, 2007

Today Bethany and I decided to rename our pets. We named her cat Nose Head Nose and we named my dog Mystical Vulture. I.....don't know why.

Also today, I kicked a ball across the living room and it hit a glass of water that was sitting on the coffee table...and it didn't even knock the glass off the table or anything, it just shattered it right there. It was cool. And unfortunate. >_<

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Long Version:
Today I bought a 20' midi cable and strap locks for my keytar. In order to get the strap locks on, I had to take off the previous strap buttons and one came right off, but the other one's screw would just not come out and I was getting really frustrated. So very reluctantly and nervously, I unscrewed everything and took the front plate off my precious $525.00 honey lamb, and very carefully took out some plates and things to get down to that stupid screw. I found a nut on the other side that was holding it in (why the h*ck??) so I took it off, put my strap lock on, and sewed my $525.00 patient back up reassembled the rest of the keytar putting it back as I found it. Thankfully, I got it all back together and it works fine, and as a BONUS, the sustain button that wasn't working before now works perfectly. h00ray!!

Short Version: I got a 20' midi cable and strap locks for my keytar. And I got the sustain button to work, because it was messed up before. h00ray!!

Friday, September 14, 2007

I accidentally just typed in http://www.b-squared.blogpot.com/ and it took me to this site about salvation and why the Bible is true and stuff. o_O
Oh my gosh, the Weird Al concert was sooo good! Those guys are super talented and he was pretty hilarious throughout the entire show. And he had a new costume for like every song. Also, for their encore, they played his 11.5 minute long Albuquerque song. It was great!

And stuff.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Mom wanted me to dismantle a counter. Seemed simple enough. The first thing I did was I knocked over a coffee pot and as I went to catch it (which I successfully did), I sliced my little finger open on something. It blooded a lot and hurt like a doodle. After that I preceded to smash my knee against the fridge, pinch my finger between the same fridge and another counter, and finally, I knocked over the same coffee pot that had caused my finger to get sliced, and it fell and shattered all over the floor. As I was taking the pieces out to the dumpster, a large chunk fell out of the garbage can and crashed to the alley road below, so I had to sweep that up too. Then as I continued to dismantle the counter, I ripped a glued piece off and tore out a chunk of sheet rock out of the wall. Finally after I thought I was through with all this bad stuff, I picked up a shelf and ran a screw end across my leg and it blooded too. In fact it's still blooding. It was fun!

Now I must go to a Weird Al concert in Spokane. Bye!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Wow....soooo I think Project 86 should stick to music and not judging movies, because this actually hurt to watch. Seriously, I almost couldn't sit through it. It was very amateur. I remember making reverse movies with my webcam when I was like 14 that looked better than this. Most of the other fans that posted were unhappy with the decision too. =\

*sigh* Anyway yeah...this was the winning video.


In other more happier news, I'm borrowing my brother's Warlock guitar and it's sweeeeet. And I'm going to a Weird Al concert at the Spokane fair tomorrow. AmeliOSO saw him tonight and said he was pretty great, so I'm looking forward to it.

AND FURTHERMORE, ummm...I don't know. I saw a black widow today.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

=) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =)

And one more... =)

Thursday, September 06, 2007

I really don't know what to say...it all happened so fast and nobody is really sure why or how. All I can really tell you is...Bethany and I are weird.





Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Which Disney Princess are you???

Belle
Belle
Far-off places, daring sword fights ... a prince in disguise ... Belle longs for so much more than a "normal life". Your adventurous and outgoing! Despite personalities and looks, your on the right path to find your prince!
How do you compare?
Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
The last post was my 666th post on this blog. >_<


And now, a message from Brian and Cory...

Drugs is Bad.

Yes, they is. Drugs is bads beyond every. Agree?

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too." -Mitch Hedberg

Mitch am died. Hence, drugs is bads. Childrens don't. Or ELSE.

Drugs is so bads, drugs makes death be!

Drugs can makes people have crazy!

"I'm not as think as you drugged up I am...^_^ jk jk"

Dugs makes persons say like the sentence above!

Drugs too even also!

Drugs have makes you sees pink elephants!

Drugs can lose the toys of childs! They is so bad!!

Drugs makes you mortgage become in millions! Drugs is crafty...

Some person probably's saying, "My friend do the drugs and he is died now!!"

Drugs can makes your money be or go but the end has them left you cw*p.


P.S. Water's so cool.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Brian (about our cafe): Are we going to wear hats?

Mom: You just want a chef's hat

Brian: *silly grin*

Bo: Only Brian. People have been trying for years to get rid of those, and it's people like Brian that ruin it for everybody.

Monday, September 03, 2007

Battle of Teh Bloggers™, Command Thee picture...

"A command to teh Braianz! I command thee to take a picture of thyself charging into imaginary battle with a trash can lid as your shield and a plunger as your sword!" -Father Cory

ATTACK!!


And as a cweepy bonus...



And now, Cory, I Command Thee to photoshoot thyself performing...AN AMAZING BALANCING ACT!!! (please be balancing on something while also balancing at LEAST 3 to 5 other things on you, but the more the pwninger.) HA! XD -Bwian
I'm sitting here at the store because mom told me I had to work this morning, buuuut nobody is here... ¬_¬

IT'S A TRAP!!!



oh well, I'll play on the Internet.

So anyway, two strange girls were calling me yesterday, but I was away so I was having Manservant answer the phone for me. Maaaaan, you should've heard him trying to relay me those messages. It was so funny. He was singing songs, and talking about druggies, and laughing like a girl, and I just sat there the whole time like, "O_O"

Saturday, September 01, 2007

If less stuff sucked, the world would be a better place to live. I actually like it here, but I could sure do without the sin and garbage. HI! Did you know that I went to Spokane today? It was adventurous. The highlights were as follows...

  • I found a Muslim praying mantis in a parking lot, and he got smooshed by a car
  • Mom dropped a really heavy set of school lockers on her toe and it took every ounce of energy she had to keep from turning into The Hulk
  • I screamed like a girl when I found a wasp the size of a tarantula crawling on my leg as we were riding in the van. I think he's still in there somewhere. I'm either going to spray the whole thing with a can of Wasp Assassin™ or not drive it again for 3 years.
  • I ate Italian food and Mexican food at the same time.
  • I bought a Fantastic Four (logo) shirt at this amazing store which was full of nothing except SUPERHERO STUFF. It was my dream store. It had no name though, which was really strange.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

I made a new friend tonight. His name is Manwell the Manly Mantis. He's a Christian! And he lives in Moses Lake. Beauty.



Manwell 01
Manwell 02
Manwell 03
Manwell 04
Manwell 05
Manwell 06
Manwell 07

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

"thanks for quoting everyone but me!!!!!!!" -Kristen

"What other virtues do girls have besides crap?" -Miss Camarata
These make me laugh...HI!


"Ah.. Steak.
There should be more steak in the world." -Elyse

"This is my favorite quote." -Brian Bridges

"Dude, I loved that Batman song. I want to frame it and hang it above my life because it was NEAT!" -Bethany Bridges

"I haven't watched Episode III yet. I don't want to see Padme crying in seven different outfits." -Kaitie Merker

"This is number X-V-I-I...ecksvai. Like the ecksvyles." -Father Cory

"That is tighter than spacepants.
...wait, did I just say that?" -Jesta Flash

Me: How hot is Cory?
Ben: About as hot as a fat, sweaty, hairy trucker guy with no shirt on in 120 degree weather eating a giant doughnut and singing "thank God im a country boy!" off key.

Hugh: "It's 100% silver"
zAny: "...except for the holes"

"What are the businesses begonna come?" -Chris Boyer

"KwizzaPWOING!!" -Greg Boyer

"The other day I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, 'Dude, you have to wait!' " -Mitch Hedberg

"We must remember that art is art! ..but then again water is water! And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does!" -Groucho Marx

"The teacher threw a rubber banana at me today" -Brian Bridges

"'Hey Mr. Donut Head Man, who's tryin' to kill ya?'
'I dunno, but they better not!'
*stab*
EAAHHHH!! OOHHHH THAT'S NOT GOOD, I'M NOT HAPPY, OOOHHH NOOOO!!!'" -Garth

Charlie: eat a sandwich!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: be a table!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: lick your teeth!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: ...

Monday, August 27, 2007

Aaaaaand one more song on Purevolume. Meant For Something Else, aptly titled because Charlie wanted an ending line for some lyrics of his and I wrote a bunch of lines, then he managed to write one of his own, so I took all my lines, modified a couple, and turned them into a DL song. =þ It's only about a minute long.

Hi!
I spent my entire splattering weekend acidicly recording glass-shaped songs for the always blooming Decaying Lawn. I'm such a hippopotamatically dedicated member.

Anyway, I don't believe we shall be releasing them all until the album is finished, sadly for you AND for us, BUT there's a new one on Purevolume.

Slaughterhouse Splattered Without Remnants of A Dying Myth


...which happens to be the song that started it all
O_O

Friday, August 24, 2007

Economics, Golf, Math, Sociology, and cooking at a restaurant. This is not going to be a fun Fall.

...except for golf and maybe cooking. We'll see. Not looking forward to the other stuff though. =[

Thursday, August 23, 2007

So I did my Command Thee pic, and I kind of hated it. I'll probably try again. Hi.

I'm being forced at the end of a large green fist tonight, to look into school stuff for Fall. Drrrrr. School. I want to play. =)

I finally had to charge my six keytar batteries the other day. They lasted a long time! Seriously...this instrument just keeps on astounding me. O_O

My keyboard is slowly dying though. Some of the keys randomly don't play at times. =(

I'm wearing a booze shirt. >_<

I shall soon have the entire Blindside album collection, minus like one old EP but I'll have all the songs from it, so really....everything. And soon all I will need is the first Project 86 album to own all of theirs. Beauty, eh?

That's all. Tune in next time for another exciting installment of the The Bwian Bwian Show!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Bethany (after reading me a poem): Do you understand it?

Bwian: ummm....YES!

Bethany: It basically explains why all of Edgar Allen Poe's stuff is so morbid. He was an outcast all his life.

Bwian: Ooooohh. Edgar was just an emo.

Bethany: No, he was brilliant!

Bwian: He was a smart emo.

Bethany: They don't make those!!
Cancel that, I shan't be seeing Hotrod and it no longer has any form of recommendation or approval by me k bai.

*leaps out a window*

Monday, August 20, 2007

I can't sleep!

I'm really really hungry!

It's never too late for brilliant lyrics!

there, strapped like a watch on my wrist
that's finished with gold but can't tell the time
was all or what little pleasure exists
seductively sold and uselessly mine

-Aaron Weiss

Sunday, August 19, 2007

PWAH!!

"I command thee to take a picture of thyself sitting in a box with thy lower appendages (legs) saran-wrap’d together. Yes. Thus saith I." -Thus saith him.

AND THUS I DO.



Cory, I command thee to take a picture of thyself playing the guitar with your teeth...IN A VERY AWKWARD PLACE!! (thus saith the bwian)

Saturday, August 18, 2007



Our latest song is up! PACHOW! Elyse "wrote" the lyrics. We wanted her to write a song, and then after talking to her for a while, we took the stuff she'd said out of the chat log and made those the lyrics. Charlie recorded the music, and I did the vocals. If you don't know anything about Decaying Lawn, you can either read about it on our purevolume page or go check out this more humorous version...

Now then. Go listen to PACHOW and check out our amazing photos while you're there. ^_^
Decaying Lawn


PACHOW

That's the title of the song.
It will be about how I make guys feel uncomfortable.
lol
Yes.
I should go find Owen.
He's probably lonely.
So I'm taking him to college with me.

All of them..
So many.
Peter...
Ben....
Um.
Um.
Um?
Am I missing anyone?
Oh yes. We did talk about Cory.
I didn't talk about Rosanne.
She's not a cute guy!!!

lol
Psh.
Anyway.
Brian asked me if I named Owen after Mr. Wilson.
That should be a part of the song!!!!!!!!!!
Like a line.
Then "anyway"
EXAMPLES FROM MY LIFE!!!!!!
Duuuudes.

All of them..
So many.
Peter...
Ben....
Um.
Um.
Um?
Am I missing anyone?
Oh yes. We did talk about Cory.
I didn't talk about Rosanne.
She's not a cute guy!!!

Like the 3 Bible college student guys..
And Calvin.
And Tyler.
And how awkward they all looked.
"anyway"
it'll be good, guys...
Buuuut....
Owen is lonely and I aaaactually kind of want to go to bed.

(This song should be heard from the P.O.V. of a girl)
AAAAAND if you don't want me tooo diiiie.
Then you should let me go and get sleep and recover from this nose issue.

What song?
Sorry, I int interrupted you.
Umm..
hm.
Int
Brian.

All of them..
So many.
Peter...
Ben....
Um.
Um.
Um?
Am I missing anyone?
Oh yes. We did talk about Cory.
I didn't talk about Rosanne.
She's not a cute guy!!!

(This song should be heard from the P.O.V. of a girl)
AAAAAND if you don't want me tooo diiiie.
Then you should let me go and get sleep and recover from this nose issue.

What were you going to say Charlie?
Umm.
You love me?
Weren't you being serious then?

(This song should be heard from the P.O.V. of a girl)
AAAAAND if you don't want me tooo diiiie.
Then you should let me go and get sleep and recover from this nose issue.

Brian where are you?
Not deeead.
Cooooome back Brian!

Vocals by Brian Bridges
Music by Charlie Garcia
Lyrics by Elyse Snelson

© 2005 - 2006 Decaying Lawn

Friday, August 17, 2007

Hey look at that bird! ...no wait...that's a plane. ...no..no, that's my nephew! O_O



Well, Pete and I saved Asgard tonight. Now we're tired.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Andrew and I made a punk song about Moses Lake last night and tonight. It's pretty great. We've just played it live though, no recordings. Sorry.

Pete and I got to talk for quite a few hours this week too. He's a cool hoser.

I worked at the fair serving ice cream for 5 hours today. It was...ack! But it's just warm-up for the restaurant next month. I cringe.
Going back tomorrow to work another 3 hours. Hrm.

FINALLY found a way to get the Mel Music Videos onto the computer. They'll be up on YouTube whenever Chris gets around to it, and sadly for us, I don't think he considers it as high a priority as we do. =P

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

I used to not take much notice of them, but now...The White Stripes amaze me.

Jack just rips on the guitar. I love this song too, and his guitar distortion is so turbo.

Monday, August 13, 2007

I just ate some Hawaiian volcanic cane sugar and it was weird. I'm also drinking a mysterious can of Sanpellegrino Aranciata that I found in the back room of the store. It's really gross.

I want to see Hotrod.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Ben's married. It's weird. I saw Pete. He's weird. I brought home a cake. It was weird.

Friday, August 10, 2007

It's the Bwian Bwian Show!
It's the Bwian Bwian Show!
It's the Bwian Bwian Show!
It's the Bwian Bwian Show!

*hops around*

Doot doot doot doot!

*waves arms*

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

You know how Spider-Man would lose his powers in the comics when he got sick? Well I'm sick and I've lost some of my powers. It's rather annoying but I've been quite the klutz. Just in the last 10 minutes, I've spilled screws everywhere, measured 2 things wrong, and broke a glass container. =P

Mom ordered a box of bread from whatever food company the restaurant orders from. Do you know how inviting a box full of various types of bread is? It's great!!

Last night, Chris and Andrew and I watched Robot Monster and Manos: Hands of Fate. Those two movies and Plan 9 From Outer Space are each argued to be the #1 worst movie of all time. It's actually a really difficult decision to say which one is the worst. Needless to say, they're good fun to watch...in a strangely painful way. ^_^

Mi zapatos de diez dólares es ruindo.

Mom keeps sending me to Ace Hardware to buy one or two things like every other day, and almost every time I go, the same girl is at the register. She'll probably fall in love with me soon if she isn't already (she probably is), and she probably thinks I'm going in and buying random stuff just to see her. =P

The ML Quizzer Guys are losing a man to marriage this weekend. It's sad, really. Ben was one of the strongest pillars, upholding all that is smooth, and now he's going away. =(
Mel will be at the wedding though. XD
And I'll finally see PETE again!! Woo!!

Ummm...that's all.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Look up in the sky. Do you see the gray clouds? Do you notice the world losing its saturation as the sun is blocked from view? Do you know why there is such gloom over the land?

It is because soon...we shall have to say goodbye to the Chimo Van. It needs new ball joints and replacing them would cost a little more than my keytar, so the best thing to do is just save up a bit more and buy a car. (with a key...so a keycar. HA! *cough*) I will really enjoy having a car for a change...in fact I'll probably love it to pieces and want to drive all over the place and take turns really fast. ...but even so, I'll miss the Glory of the Chimo. Not to mention all the money I had before the purchase of a car. =\

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Prepare yourselves, gents...for our ONE MINUTE LONG MOVIE! Yeah, it took us 18 hours to film about 45 seconds of animation. Aww, the joys of stop-motion. =P

Small Quicktime (1.98MB)
Small WMV (1.08MB)

High quality H.264 and WMV versions up soon...

Saturday, August 04, 2007

I went and got semi-super sick, and now I'm off to go make a movie and eat Tim's. I'll still enjoy it, but blimey, I wish I felt better. =_=

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Hahahaha!!


My nephew is an amazing dancer.
I was driving to work today. Isn't that a cool story? No, I was driving along, and I pulled onto the highway. As I did so, I saw a dog in the middle of the road, rolling around in some roadkill. It was really gross and really funny at the same time. I swerved around him and he walked out of the street before anybody nailed him but ummmm...yep. The end.


(P.S. Looks like I've got the cell phone until November now. Oooooo.)
Got my creation pictures back. They're really lame. XD Silly throw-away cameras with no zoom abilities. Oh well. I'll upload them anyway. Maybe tomorrow.

Brickfilms is having their annual 24 hour movie making contest on Saturday, so Chris and I will be at it again. Looks like more pirates are in store...

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Please pray for my mom. Bethany got her a myspace account. -_-