Pretty well-edited Monty Python/Star Trek spoof incase you're bored. =P

Well I don't know yet if our plans are entirely set in stone, but I think Hugh and I are going to Kirkland to hang out with Rosanne tomorrow, and then that night we're going to CANADA of all places to spend the night at one of his friend's house. I've never been to Canada before in my life (yeah I know, crazy, eh?) so it'll be uhhh...an experience? I should bust out my Strange Brew talk while I'm there and see if anybody notices or if they just think I'm talking like a regular person. XD

(oH aDN lEIK i'M toLtaLY gOInG 2 g3t w4stEd whILE i'M teHEre cuZ i'z 0lD 3nuffs 4 t3H dRinKs in CadaNA!! RAWFUL JAY-KAY!!!!11)

EDIT: Bob Thaves (author of the Frank & Ernest comics) died today. He was one of my favorites. =(

EDIT 2: We're not going to Canada after all. ..which is kind of good because I had this mindset of my first trip to Canada being with zAny so now I can still pull that off. Awwww, how romantic. *snicker* XD

I hope to see Miss Garcia this week, I wish I could buy more Heroclix, I wish I had a new vehicle, I could sure use a lot of money right now, I don't look forward to college, and today I finally saw a Praying Mantis.

AHHH!! Andrew, that lucky hoser, got to see Project 86 live at Creation while I was camping! He was two rows back from the stage and he even got to talk to the lead singer and got his signature! Hot dang, I'm like 10 times jealous!

This guy is heroic. Like turbo. O_O

Verily.


Edit: oh and everybody should watch this at least for the guy's hair. XD

DUDE! I downloaded the Prey demo and holy headaches, that game is crazy! It's just a normal interactive FPS except not! "My spoon is too big" was written on one of the bathroom walls (from Rejected) and you can play MXPX on the bar jukebox, and there are gravity walkways that you can walk on that go upside-down and sideways and switches that allow you to change the gravity in the room so that you can walk on walls and ceilings and such, and you can also spirit walk (so step out of your physical body and walk through force fields and stuff) and that opens up puzzels. Like this one time I had to stand my physical body on a platform (upside down, heheh) and spirit walk through a forcefield to the control panel to activate the platform which moved my physical body acrossed a large abyss. Beauty! And best of all: There are seamless portals that you can walk through or shoot through, and I'm not even kidding, they are EXACTLY like the doors in Monsters Inc. It's SWEET! And sometimes they lead into the same room that you're going from so you can see yourself in the portal room walking through a portal as you go through it, lol. IT'S BLOOMIN' WEIRD, MAN!! Anyway it's a pretty great game. Downside is it has some language and is loaded with blood and gore.

Did I mention that I played MxPx on the jukebox and that there are portals excatly like the doors in Monsters Inc? Dude.

I was listening to Project 86 and I heard the intro to one of the songs and thought "Dude! This sounds like the melody to a Thousand Foot Krutch song!" so I took the TFK song and looped the P86 intro to it and it fit magically! It was weird. It got a bit off at like the chorus and stuff, but no matter.

OBSERVE!

Equilibrium has one of the greatest original soundtracks I've ever heard. ..actually it only has like one song, but it's SWEET!

That's all.

We went camping with some friends this weekend (and josiah was there so he and I hung out the whole time). It involved 2 games of Risk 2210A.D. neither of which I won, a bunch of Heroclix games, attempting to swim in icy cold water and failing because it was windy so we were unable to get used to the water, smores, me cutting a little kid's hand with a 7" knife (oops), lots of food, and on the way home going into a restaraunt, a jet buzzed over our heads at...I have no idea...400mph perhaps? How fast do jets go? Anyway it was fast enough that it zipped across the sky in no time at all, and then it started doing all these crazy moves not too far away like loops and barrel rolls and going straight up and dropping straight down while spinning and stuff. It went on for about 5-10 minutes and it was awesome, dude.

Anyway here are a few pictures.


Josiah and I trying to get used to the water. (doofy lifejackets because we were going to head for the rapids, but no such luck)
Josiah's little sister boozing. XD
For Rosanne: I don't know what city we were in at the time, but the sign said...
Me being cool
Me and wasko being cool
Paul (Josiah's little bro) being cool
Wasko being cool
Wasko playing gameboy
The sign we named Wasko after

I went outside today and Jazzy-mina had this little guy trapped under the boat out back. She was barking up a storm so I went out to see what the fuss was about and man did I jump when I saw what she was barking at! I grabbed her by the collar and pulled her away before she got thundershocked, and that's when the little guy scurried out and jumped over a fence.

It was creepy, dude.

SHE'S ALIVE, and she didn't die either!!!

...now if only I could go see her. ¬_¬

Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Michael Caine, the director of Batman Begins, and what might be kind of an original idea for a movie? I want to see this.

The Prestige

Not just Spider-Man?


I've discovered a new superpower that I have. I don't quite know it's full potential but I do know that I can recharge batteries whether they're rechargables or not. I was at Jacob's house yesterday and I pulled a 3-LED flashlight out of my pocket and turned it on. Nothing happened. I switched it off and on a lot but there was nothing. A little frustrated I said, "oh man! I must've accidently left it on in my pocket and the batteries died!" So I opened it up and took out the three AAA batteries from inside and said, "well I can recharge them." but Jacob's sister argued with me that not only were they not rechargables but I couldn't charge them anyway, so I called her an unbeliever and stuck the three battery ends in my mouth and began to blow. After blowing on the batteries for a while I stuck them back in the flashlight and sealed it back up.

...The moment of truth...

I turned on the flashlight and...*BWEE!!* Out came the lovely blue LED beams of light and I raised my fist in the air and said "YES!!" Nobody could believe it. So I don't know where it came from or how I got it, but I have the power to charge batteries. I shall attempt to explore this newfound power further and find it's boundries. ^_^

Here are some birthday week highlights. ^_^

My daily levitation
This one cracks me up
Bethany Bow
Coke Blak should be called Coke Blech. =)
I tried to counteract the flowers in my hair by wearing manly shades.
pwnin' pineapple plant at wal-mart
"Gotta have that basil!"
I
am
such
a
poser!
Time to be serious!
I bought these glasses because Rosanne told me to and they were only $10 but I've actually grown fond of them.
I need this throne in my bedroom. Then I'd be gnawing on my 7" blade all the time as I ponder great things. XD
This bug was crazy-h00ge!!!
It's just..us.
oh man, she's uhhh...so cool?

It happens.

Wow, dude! I got to see Darren, Faith, and Evelyn last weekend, and Darren bought me Freedom Force: The Third Reich for my birthday (awe. some), and then Monday, Rosanne came over and we had a blast all week long and went camping over the weekend for my birthday on Saturday and we just got back a couple hours ago. ..except for Rosanne because she went home, heh. I'd post pictures, but she has the camera, not me. Maybe later. ^_^ Anyway she's the coolest girl ever and this week was fantastic times my sideburns which are pretty darn fantastic!!

In other news, Pirates of The Caribbean 2 was pretty lame in my opinion. I was bored through nearly the entire thing, I thought it was too long, and it didn't make me laugh very much. ..and the ending (or lack there of) was lacking. Ha! I didn't really like it though.

As for being 20 now..it's amazing! I feel so much smarter, and wiser, and mature, and witty, and I'm so much more good looking now too! Heh, just kidding, but no, actually I do have an odd sense of...something. I don't actually feel different, but just knowing that I'm so bloomin' old now makes me think...I don't know. It's just weird, heh. Five more years and I'll have lived a quarter of a century! ^_^

I watched Superman Returns (in his tights) tonight. I totally didn't realize that the guy who played Richard was Cyclops until my brother pointed it out, and I was like "What?? Are you sure?" and then I realized I didn't recognize him because I could see his eyes, hahaha. So I put my finger over his eyes like a visor and it was totally him. =P

Anyway the show was pretty good. Funny parts, serious parts, exciting parts, boring parts, some good CGI, some poor CGI, heh. It was a wee bit long too, but whatever. I kind of liked it.

Hey Cory, guess what! Two daaaaayyyyyyyyys! XD

THIS. IS. SPECTACULAR. O_O


Edit: And how fast can you type?

(mine said:
Wow! Your typing speed (with 3 mistakes) is:

79.62 wpm
337.89 cpm )

We watched the city fireworks show tonight and it was a lot better than the past years (because they increased the money amount from $10,000.00 to $15,000.00, heh). We sat by the water as the fireworks went off right across the lake from us so we could feel the thud of the soundwaves against our chests and stuff. It was quite splendid.

And some may remember when I was asking the question: Which do you like better, fireworks or lightning? Well tonight we had BOTH! and the lightning was great too! The fireworks were straight across from us, and the lightning was striking in the horizon lighting up the clouds around it. I like lightning better. ^_^

My sister and I just had a conversation in girl talk. Ditzy girl talk. I'm not going to repeat it. It was probably one of the scariest things I've done all day, dude. =X

Tonight I played the funniest game of Call of Duty ever with Jacob and his brother. We were in a town that had a cathedral and a cemetary, and we decided to stop the battle to have a church service. It went, not exactly, but something sort of like this:

(put in as it's own page because the font colors weren't working)



Hey look! It's July 1st! My Birthday is in two weeks! ^_^

I dressed up as a pirate for the VBS BBQ yesterday because the theme was SonTreasure Island, so it was all sailor/piratey. Since I didn't actually have a pirate costume I just used stuff that we had around the house. Turned out okay if I do say so myself. ^_^

Arrr 1
Arrr 2
Arrr 3
Arrr 4
Arrr 5


EDIT: Some asians came into the store not too long ago. I want some asian friends! How come I'm not friends with any? I like them. Rosanne, when I come to WSU with you, we need to make some asian friends, okay?

EDIT 2: Ozzfest is creepy, dude. o_O

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I just watched the Spider-Man 3 trailer!! I had to refrain from bouncing up and down in my chair at the store!! AWE. FREAKING. SOME. *dies*



(also, this looks like a SWEET game.)

Well, today I stopped 1 thief and 3 muggers, saved an old lady from falling to her doom, stopped a runaway car, saved a f*reman from getting crushed by a building wall that came down, and helped a little boy get his balloon out of a tree. ...and I still had time to eat lunch! =D

"55. I think Brian is cute. As in Bridges. Ok…that was a weird, awkward moment. Moving on." -somebody

My gosh, this was a fun weekend! Rosanne and I went to a gazillion parks (or maybe even like 3 but 1 was numerous times), and watched a bunch of movies, and made a Manly Sandwich of Power™, and had lots of pineapple, and rode bikes, and broke one, and Charlie was a weirdo, and I ate a pork and basil leaf sandwich, and a basil watermelon sandwich, and a disgusting dried tomato, I read knitting for dummies, and got a creepy muscle shirt, and had to ride a frightening bus home, and it was all ummm..yep. Pretty great. I'm rather fond of that girl.

However, before I gross everybody out with my romantic stuff ummm...oh drat, I don't have anything else to say.

Okay, fast internet at Rosanne's house, so here's the Father's Day pictures. Beauty.

Beer Head
Dreadlocks
I really did this! HONEST! XD
Ran into Kristen and dropped the cooler. Ooooops.
Imitating the creepy lady
Gator Hat 1
Gator Hat 2
Gator wants my hotdog! =O
I'm a Giraffe
Leaning back
Me and my pwnin' nephew 1
Me and my pwnin' nephew 2
Me and my pwnin' nephew 3
Nervous of the creepy lady
I'm actually a roman soldier.
No, I'm actually a viking!
No, I'm actually a uhhh..what is that anyway?
RAOR.
Prancing Silver Unicorn
Yep.

Right, well. That's that for that.

Pure genius, I say!

http://69.111.148.2/wlb/webmusic.aspx

"The above link takes you to a site where you input a web address. Enter any site you'd like, and then hit "Play webpage". Thanks to the magic of Javascript, the site will generate a music file based off the webpage's html.

Because of this innovation, everyone who has ever made a webpage has made a piece of music, thus making the internet the world's largest band."

(if you aren't using IE, I think you'll have to save the file and play it in a midi player)

!!! The Prey demo is out! I might have to go to the store and download it. =D (although I won't be home all weekend..hmm..maybe later) but woo!

So my dad bought a new van for the store, and he said he might give me the van I'm currently using (heheh, woo...hoo?) and so I've been thinking of a name for it, because I can't keep calling it the Chi-Mo van. (the name that ben gave it. you don't want to know.) So I've been thinking maybe something like Van Halen, or Victor Van Doom, or Van Lee, or Van Glockenspiel. Oh man, so many choices!

TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW.

Edit: Gamespot Newsletter Entry:

Apparently there are some folks in Hong Kong that simply weren't willing to wait around for the DS Lite. Taking matters into their own hands, thieves stole $2 million worth of product that was intended for the pending June 23 UK launch of Nintendo's revamped handheld. Nintendo has made assurances that the loss, which translates into more than 15,000 DS Lites, won't affect availability of the system when it finally does drop in the UK. My question is, why did you guys steal the white ones? If you're gonna thieve a bunch of DS Lites, steal the European-exclusive black ones!

Well yesterday I hosed my pencil marks. What a relief, heh. It was a little odd seeing myself look so blank after two-weeks, but I can't say I miss it. It wasn't exactly the most attractive thing I've done. ^_^

Anyway here's the pictures from the last two weeks. It wouldn't grow all the way down on the sides. Lame. Ah well. =P

Day 01
Day 02
Day 03
Day 04
Day 05a
Day 05b
Day 06a
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Day 12b
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Day 13b
Day 13c
Day 13d
Day 13e
Day 13f

Well that's that.
We went to Leavenworth today for Father's Day and I have a few pictures of me from that, but I don't want to upload them on dial-up 'cause it'll a while, so maybe next time I'm at the store.

Trying to figure out radiant which is basically a level maker for quake III, jedi something-or-other (can't remember which one, heh), or in my case: Call of Duty. It's pretty simple, but I have yet to figure out how to compile a map to make it playable. drrrr. Think I might have it now though. soon I will be making Call of Duty levels galore! ...maybe. *ahem*

Something happened to my van. There's a new dent in the back left corner. At first I wondered if the trailer hit it while I was backing around a corner or something, but I think it's too far up, I think I would've heard it hit, and Jacob can see back there so I imagine he would've told me. I think somebody must've hit it and run or something. I don't know. At least it matches the other dents in that side of the van, heheh.

My mom says that when I was a kid I would climb into their bed every night without them knowing, even when they got the water bed. ..and my mom is a very light sleeper, able to wake up to nearly anything. Am I a ninja?

NOOOOO!!!! I wanted them to make an iWii, not an ibox!! =O

Gosh, I want to shave. =P These pencil marks are killing me. They look so stupid! Fortunately I only have to go until around uhh..Saturday? Because I'm going to some church in Cashmere on Sunday, and you can be sure I'm not going looking like this, lol. Weh.

The other day I had a liter of Mountain Dew and I was thinking that it tasted different than normal...and not necessarily in a terribly good way..and so I looked at the ingredient listy thing and it said it only had 31 grams of sugar. There are 46 grams of sugar in a 12oz. can. Why would the liters have less? That's weird. ..and I don't think I like it quite as much. Hrm.

I just walked about 7 miles in the drizzling rain, and now I'm cold and wet. ISN'T THAT FASCINATING!? O_O

Holy cats and dogs, we're getting some hardcore rain right now! It's like turbo heavy and the roar on the roof is really loud. Thunder and lighting too. Beauty.

I've decided that if I ever own a boxer dog, I'm going to name him Muhammad Ali, or Joe Frazier, or George Foreman, or Mwike Twyson (if that one, then I'll train him to bite off ears)!

..furthermore, I decided that if I ever had my own basketball team, they'd be called The S.W.A.T. Team and their primary focus would be on swatting the ball out of the air. Oooooooh.

I can hear our neighbors mowing the lawn and it sounded like he/she just ran over something. No meow so I don't think it was a cat. I think we're making a lego movie tomorrow. Wonder how that'll go. Wonder what it'll be about. Hmmmmmmm..

Thrice's "Like Moths to Flame" and Chevelle's "Forfeit" song both have parts with the same guitar, same notes, same timing, and just a slightly different rhythm. ...just uhh...because I know you were wondering. ^_^

In other news, I'm a half-failure at wiring because I don't actually know what I'm doing. =(

And in still other news, I have the greatest girlfriend EVER.

And in even more news, I don't want to work tomorrow. I wonder if we will..I bet we will. We'll probably have to mow ms. acre lady. ^_^


Current Mood: TOKYO S.O.S. 50TH ANNIVERSARY
Current Music: Project 86 - "Chimes"

Okay well lets see...Prom was better than any dance I've been to probably because I was actually good friends with my date this time, heh. Aww zAny. I won't give you a million boring details, but I'll give you some highlights I suppose.

Rosanne picked me up, we went to her house, got suited up, went to Pia's where everybody else was, and then we all headed for Ten Mercer, a semi-fancy restaraunt in Seattle.
Some things that happended there: Kaarin had forgotten her camera, and thought it was in the car, so her and Rosanne and I walked back to the car to find it. While we were there, Rosanne spotted a nice young man about half a block away at a motel standing there staring at us. ...actually it was a dude with a really creepy mask on, and her and Kaarin started getting all creeped out over it and I was like, "it's just a guy with a creepy mask" but they were being all silly and scared, lol. Then I looked over and saw that he wasn't staring at us anymore, but he was walking to a nearby room holding a knife up in the air in a stabbing stance, lol. I was like "oh look, now he's got a knife!" and that's kind of when we headed back to the restaraunt because the girls were like "!!!" heheh. It was weird. We didn't find the camera though. Then at the restaraunt uhhh...lets see, I made a paper airplane out of my name-card thing that told me where to sit, and my Boutonniere began to die since I'd been stabbing it with a needle earlier, so I put one of the flower pedals in my water and set a french-fry on it saying it was his raft.

And ummmm...not much else happened there I guess. Then we went to the Rose Garden near the zoo, and we saw a peacock. We took pictures there, nothing too exciting.

Then we went to the Aquarium where the dance was held, and it was kind of lame actually. It was cool to see all the fishes though. And we saw a giant octopus and a tiny octopus, both of which we pretty sweet. Dance music still sucks, heheh. Then we went back to Pia's and did some Xbox Karoake. I sang to Bohemian Rhapsody. Do you know how hard it is to hit some of those notes!? lol

That was abooouuuut it for stuff you might care about, I think. Excellent weekend though. I don't have pictures, but I'll try to get some from Rosanne or something.
Edit: Oh, but here's one from her LJ.


Pencil Marks: Hosed what was there, and now here's day #1.

Here are some Tux pictures I took before prom.
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Edit: Oh, and here are some highlights from the District Champs meet a while ago..
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And that's that.

Current Mood: Loopy Umbrella Glasses
Current Music: Chevelle - "Forfeit"

Tux Time™!

*scampers off*

I've discovered a cool new look for me. I like it. I think I'll go to the prom like this.

Oh yeah, definately looks good.


In other news, I just bought a SWEET new book. Star Trek: The Next Generation, and X-men. Two teams of heroes...One astounding adventure! Oh yeah. I just looked at the cover in Wal-Mart portraying Riker, Xavier, Data, Storm, Wolverine, and Worf, and I knew I had to buy it. Only $6.00! XD lol, okay so it was probably a waste of money but DUDE! At least I can show it off! ^_^

Concerning X-men 3. Warning: Spoilers.


I liked it. It was good. It wasn't great though. I didn't think they did enough with some of the characters, and some of the things they did do with the characters were stupid. Some examples. They introduces Angel, and showed that he could fly and stuff, and then they used him to catch his dad and fly away and....that was it. That was like the only heroic thing he did. Then there was Beast who did like 2 flippy spinny moves and that was about it. How lame! And then Magneto? He was trying to destroy that labratory place and kill the mutant inside, so he was going to have all the mutant "pawns" attack it so he dropped an entire bridge in front of it for them to run across and attack. My brother pointed out: If he was trying to destroy the place, why didn't he just drop the whole bridge on it and crush it? o_O And it was lame when he was throwing flaming cars...and missing? What the heck? Why didn't he just whirl them around like he did with the iron balls that he took from the dude's blood in X2? Why did he throw them and miss people? Lame! And why did he need to sacrifice all those mutants in the fight if he had Phoenix right next to him able to do pratically anything? Lame! Soooo, I did like it but it had lots of lame things. Also eewwww, human mystique lacking in clothes, and too much smoochy-woochy. Bleh.

I really liked it when Magneto crushed the oncoming cars and swiped them aside and stuff with a motion of his hand. That was sweet. XD

I woke up at roughly 7:27:27 and had an idea pop into my head out of nowhere:

Mac should join forces with Nintendo and create the all new iWii! O_O ..and then in a few years they could make the iWii 2!

Sometimes I amaze myself.

Current Mood: Apple Strew-dull
Current Music: Chevelle - "Family System"

Mowing lawns, making moneys, eating, sleeping, playing, and that's about it.

Dude, I just watched the Supreme Commander trailer. Holy Hoppin' Happiness, that game looks sweet! Yep yep yep.

X3 comes out this Friday and after all this waiting I'm finally going to get to watch it. ...and with a certain person no less. What a spectastic way to spend a weekend. ^_^

My video game skills almost appear as though they're...decreasing. I shudder to even think of it. Am I getting old?

Edit: Actually come to think of it...I did completely own Jacob this evening at Call of Duty: United Offensive which is a rare thing to do becaues he's way too freaking good at that game, so maybe I've still got it after all.

Edit 2: If I made a drinking video game, I'd make one of the sets of levels a "Champaign Campaign".

Our laptop's internet connection got hosed (meaning the phone cord got pulled accidently and ripped the modem wires out, heheh) soooo I shan't be around much seeing as how I can only get online when I'm at work.

Last night I dreamed I went to Toy Story 3 at the theater and it was terrible, but my friend and I found like $30 under our seats so it was worth going.

I was running around and doing stuff all night and then I played 2 and a half straight hours of dodgeball. Never been so sore in my life! But I learned how to do a two-step wall run so I'm kind of happy. ^_^ (and plus I looooove dodgeball!)

In a letter from my brother..

"So did you hear the PS3 news???

They're coming out November 17th.
The "cheap" edition is... $499!!! And the deluxe is $599!!!!!
Yowza!!! I may not get one for a year or more after they come out,
cause that's just nuts!

A Revolution, on the other hand, could be quite appealing... WII!!!
(Especially if it's in the $200 range, which I don't know for sure.)

The PS3 controller have no rumble, but they do have tilt sensors... I
wonder where they got that idea? And they look almost *exactly* like
the PS2 controllers. No boomerangs this generation."

That's one expensive cheap console. =þ
It'd better be good if it's going to be that much. I however might have to go Wii. (lol, I don't think I'm ever going to get over that name) Partly for games, partly for uniqueness. But we'll see, eh? Maybe I won't have the money for anything and I'll have to just play my oldskool gamecube, heheh.

...And now I'm off to check out all the amazing E3 news. Toodles!

Working and playing. There, an update about my life. ^_^

Mainly for Hugh: Supreme Commander Preview

I just rented and watched a DVD of a live performance by Chevelle. Man those guys are good! Everything they did sounded just like it does on their albums. 'Cause like some people just suck live, or they take shortcuts and things, but these guys didn't and they sounded really good. And I wish I could scream like the lead singer. Beauty voice, eh.

The heck? Revolution = Wii? What's Wii? How do you even pronounce Wii? I like the codename better, they should've done the names the other way around. And is that the logo? An "i"? How...creative. Bleh. But the lame name won't stop me from wanting to get one I don't think.

http://revolution.nintendo.com/

Edit: Explination. Really lame one at that. Whee. I mean Wii.
IGN: Introducing Nintendo Wii

Hahahaha, I just realized if I get a cell phone and people put my number in theirs they could put me in as Brain Cell! Oh man that's fantastic.

It's a good thing I'm Spider-man because mowing lawns for 8 hours can be tough on the physical self.

so LAY dooooooowwwwwwwwwwn the threat is reeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal when his siiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhht goes red agaaaaaiiiiiiiinnn!

Cory gets back online tomorrow. ..or today since it's approx. 2:32:32(!!) in the morning.

Mowed a couple lawns today. Both easy jobs that together brought in about $40. Now of course I personally don't get the $40 because we have to pay for all the stuff first like equipment maintenance, gasoline, taxes, junk like that, and then Jacob and I split the wages, but we've got quite a lot of jobs coming in and at 18-20 dollars a lawn we'll be pretty rich with enough jobs. I believe we're both going to be making more than we would working at a fast food place and we get to manage our own time too, so if we want the weekend off or whatever we don't have to ask a boss, we just do it. Beauty.

Soon I shall have the moneys...

Long math problem easily solved:

Easter + Brother/Sister-in-Law/niece + Sister's-new-baby aka my nephew + Rosanne + seeing Hugh again + family that I live with + Sister-in-Law's family + a bit of sun = Fantasticest Easter Weekend Ever. ..actually I guess a little more sun could've improved it but STILL.

I rented (read: Kristen rented for me) the first four episodes of 24. I don't really like it. ..and of course they leave you hanging on the fourth episode, moreso than the first three even. However I don't believe I will rent the next four episodes because I don't think I care enough.


My sister is having her baby tomorrow, and my sister-in-law wanted to be here for it, so my brother is bringing her and my niece here tonight, and then he and I are going back to his house in the morning (because he still has to work) so it looks like I'll be at his house for 3 days and it's going to be der UBER fun! Especially if I get to hang out with Rosanne on Thursday and/or Friday. Then Friday night Darren, Rosanne, and I are all returning to Moses Lake for Easter weekend and it will be the best weekend in ummm...a long time. Noo doot aboot oot!

I'm hungry. All I've eaten today were poptarts and I'm not even all that crazy about poptarts. These were okay though. Hmmm. Bet you were dying to know all that, eh?

Observation: Cover of Chronicals of Narnia has 3 polar bears pulling witchy's sleigh. Actual movie has 2. What the madness?

EDIT: Here this is the best shot I could get from the trailer:

As you can see, two polar bears.

Now here's the movie cover

THREEEE!! Anyway yes, it just doesn't make sense. ^_^

Friday - Played Stronghold and Call of Duty at a LAN party
Saturday - Played Stronghold and Call of Duty at a LAN party
Sunday - Going to play Stronghold and Call of Duty at a LAN party

Add the three up and what do you get? Nothing but a super fun time!

Ever wish you could just put your fist through something? Sometimes it'd just be really nice. Too bad I don't have hands of steel. -_-

So a couple days ago for some reason my dad bought a quarter scale violin and I've been playing it a bit. I'm pretty much a master at it now. I'm almost as good as Sarah Chang and maybe even Jack Benny. But no need to take my word for it..my music speaks for itself.

On Wednesday of next week, at exactly two minutes and three seconds after 1 AM, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. That will never happen again. Just thought you'd want to know so you can celebrate.

Current Mood: Pineapple Pie
Current Music: Thousand Foot Krutch

Ahhh, I don't like surveys, but I got tagged!


1. Four jobs I’ve had:
- My parents store doing Janitor stuff, and occasional tech support for things like DVD burning
- Taking pics of dogs/cats at the shelter and uploading them/sending them to newspaper
- Soon I will be part of a lawn mowing/lawnmower tune-up business
- Ummm..occasional networking for my parents as well. Running cables and such

2. Four movies I could watch over and over:
- Legend of The Drunken Master
- Jackie Chan's First Strike (don't watch the pantsless scene kthnx)
- Teh X-mens
- ummm..Incredibles perhaps?

3. Four places I’ve lived:
- Moses Lake, Trailer
- Moses Lake, Blue House
- Moses Lake, Blue House #2
- Moses Lake, White House

4. Four TV Shows I love to watch:
- Spider-man cartoon series
- Batman The Animated Series
- X-men cartoon series
- Exo Squad

5. Four places I’ve been:
- Mount Rushmore
- Devil's Tower
- Rosanne's House
- Cory's Old House

6. Four favourite Dishes:
- Pizza
- Hangabers
- Stuff with meat
- Brains

7. “Four” sites I visit daily:
- Blogs and Journals and such
- The Hangout (secret place. shhhh.)
- My online email spot
- Nationstates.net

8. Four Favourite Drinks:
- Water
- Pop
- Kool-Aid perhaps?
- Canadian Beer aka Jones Soda perhaps?

9. Four places I would rather be:
- Somewhere with Rosanne
- Cory's house (if he'd be there too of course)
- At a theater watching X3 (which would be hard since it's not out yet)
- At a theater watching Spider-man 3 (which would be hard since it's not out yet)

10. Four transport methods I often use:
- Vanly
- Walk
- Superpowers
- Riding in a vehicle that belongs to somebody else

11. Four people I’m tagging:
- Your mom. She's big enough that she counts as four. XD

First one kind of experimental. Not my favorite.

3-26-06
3-27-06, 3-28-06, 3-29-06
3-30-06, 3-31-06, 4-01-06

So this morning I was in the back yard of house #2 and I was standing on the stone table doing some lame stunts. Well I was doing this one thing where I was jumping off the table, grabbing onto the house roof and swinging, letting go, and landing near the house. Kind of entertaining in a pretty lame way. Anyway normally I would spin around and land facing the other way so that I could make sure to have my feet under me upon landing..but then I decided "oh I know, I'll just swing without spinning and land facing forward! It'll be fine!" So I swung my legs out in front of me, let go of the roof, and proceeded to fall back first towards the cement. I knew I wouldn't be able to get my feet under me since they were still out in front of me, so I put my arm down to brace myself and I landed on it really weird and I heard this loud *POP!!* and my arm like suddenly went numb. Plus I landed really weird on my side and it kind of knocked the wind out of me. So I sat there for a moment in pain and tried moving my arm but there was suddenly a surge of pain that I could only feel up in my shoulder and so I stopped and tried not to move it anymore.

Anyway I ended up having to go to the walk-in clinic (hospitals have too many germs, lol) and they doctor-man did some weird twisty things with my arm (which did not feel good) and finally I was able to move it without too much pain. But now it's going to be in a sling for a while and it's not fun. I felt pretty stupid.

My pencil marks are getting intense.

Anyway I'm making a comic strip. Hopefully I'll be able to keep up with doing one a day. They kind of take forever to make, heheh. But yes, by Sunday I should have aboouuut like 8 or something so I'll probably post them here around that time-ish. Slow going, but lots of fun. =D

Yep, I paid attention in church today. XD


Well as you may know, my father got me a drawing tablet (not sure what to call it..I usually just say wacom tablet, but it's not a wacom, lol)..so I've been experimenting.

BJ knows.
Robot.
teststrip.
Captain Extreme test.

Man makes a race of artificial lifeforms either mechanical or organic. Artificial lifeforms turn against man and a war begins. Oldest sci-fi plot in the book. It often happens to individuals too though. Mad scientist creates a robot or something and the robot turns against him and becomes evil. It always happens! Heck even my Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Fan Fiction story was about that! =)

..anyway my older sister rented the first series of Battlestar Galactica. That's the plot. They make some cyborgs, and the cyborgs turn against them and then run of to colonize their own worlds and war breaks out. It's actually kind of boring in my opinion. Partly because I daydreamed through most of it so I don't know what's going on. oops. =D

It's 1:23:45. I should probably eat breakfast. *innocent grin*

Current Mood: Tortilla Triangles
Current Music: Canaries singing in my bedroom and birds singing outside

This is an update.

Goodbye cold depressing overcast Winter.

Hello sunny heated thunder/lightning-stormy Spring!

oh dear..

http://www.family.org/cforum/news/a0039867.cfm

So I watched Sky High last night. Hugh gave it to me. Aaaaaand it was a good movie! It was easily predictable, the style and ending were quite Disney, but it was entertaining. ..and clean, heh. and it wasn't like...so Disney that it was stupid or anything.

(0 more days!)

For me, Hugh, and whoever else cares:

Warhammer: Mark of Chaos Exclusive Impressions

I love rosanne. 4 days.

..oops, sorry cory. XD

*ahem* ANYWAY guess what! Whether you may know or not, my older sister is going to have a baby, and so she's recently had a couple baby showers. That means the baby got all these "cute adorable outfits" and blah blah blah how boring. Well guess what! Mom bought my soon-to-be-born nephew a spider-man shirt just for me, lol! If that kid's going to be living with me this summer, I intend to raise him right! He's going to learn to like superheroes, and video games, and action figures, and make cool sound effects with his mouth, and do stunts, and be a true guy like me. XD okay so I'll probably only live near him for a few months and I doubt I can teach him all that stuff while he can't yet talk, or walk or anything like that, but still! lol
I'll do what I can. ^_^

This is one ugly thing. (I could probably do this editing job in like a minute. XD )

(Kitty's going to kill herself if she keeps trying to catch the bug way up on the curtain)

Dude, mom just brought home a huge bag of apples (I can start experimenting with my Jack-O-Lapples now), a pineapple (which came from guatemala, by the way), and she got me some gummi army men, which are really cool looking. XD

All day long I biddeebiddee bum..yet I'm not a wealthy man.

Here I'll give you a log of my day because I know you care so much!! I woke up late, got ready for stuff, went and bought pop for my sister, watched Return of The Pink Panther (covered my eyes at one point), played on the internet, wrote a letter, played on the internet, ate food, made a piano song, had ice cream, and here I am. THE END!

dude this world is seriously messed up. of course I knew this already, but I keep getting hit with more and more examples of it, and it's extremely frustrating. I'm going to stick with the Lord and keep on praying because I don't want to go down with those who reject Him. ..and I hope that I can live in such a way that others will want to come with me.

Dude, I was doing pushups, and afterwards I did my "veins of power" thing and they got crazy huge! Check it out!

EDIT: Pics put in links because some people just can't handle looking at such power. XD

Picture 1
Picture 2

For a while there I got very sick of Linkin Park. I guess I'd listened to them tooooo much or something, so I kind of stopped. But then last night I was quite upset, and as I was unhappily browsing through my musics I saw them and was like, "dude I haven't heard them in forever!" and I turned on their heavier stuff and it was very satisfying, lol. ..Along with Project 86 and Blindside. I like the bands that actually sound like they're screaming and shouting, because like Zao and Agony Scene and stuff..it sounds like they're just doing this weird screach thing and it's not very pleasant to listen to. It's just not as intense or real sounding. =P

Then later that night I was opening a can without a canopener because there isn't one in that house, and after managing to get pieces of it open I looked down and saw blood all over my fingers, and realized I'd sliced one of them. XD It didn't hurt until this morning though.

Pwonk.

woo, I worked seven hours today. That equals "D" + Nero! XD *ahem* Anyway..and I've acquired a free strange ended USB cable to test out my free possibly P.O.J.* printer and I've also got a free Shareware Episode One "Knee Deep In The Dead" original DOOM CD! XD ..oh dear. I have to go to snoqualmie tomorrow and wade through the piles of snow while moving my sister's stuff out of her old house. It's probably not going to be tremendously enjoyable.

(*omg stoeled teh co3ds fr0m cr0Y!!1)

Current Mood: Carbonated Water, and High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Current Music: Skillet - "The Thirst Is Taking Over"

Have some awesome pictures. XD

Bethany shelf
Bethany shelf 2
Me and Andrew
Me in the coatrack
Me in the curtains
Me upside-down in the kitchen doorway
Me upside-down in the kitchen doorway 2
Me with the kitty
Me shelf
"Hanging upside-down
while doing pushups
in the doorway"

(this looks kind of funny: Uber Soldier)

Random pictures from the scramble meet some time ago

Me with long hair
o_O
so smooth
or not
hey there

Cory
cory cheeks
cory's face
a chip. woo?

Ummm..
matt! O_O
reflective

For those who are interested (like me and hugh for example..)

UT2k7 screens

Edit: Holy Snorkling Monkeys! I posted the link before I'd looked at any. I just looked at them. *wipes drool off of mouth* dude. wow. O_O

Current Mood: mhmm
Current Music: Muse - "House of The Rising Sun"

My niece is so cool.

Shades 1
Shades 2
Shades 3
Shades 4

Current Mood: Chocolate Covered Onions!
Current Music: Rhapsody"Emerald Sword"

Woo, I'm probably gonna be sore tomorrow. I've been lifting shelves, and moving books, and monitors, and porcupines, and computers, and elevators, and it's only 1:00 so I still have like at least 4 more hours of it. ...but hey, $_$...

I don't know about you guys, but I really really want to see Bambi 3

So here's an interesting Computer Place story. An email from my mom:

"I came to work and your dad had a computer on his bench. He was complaining because it smelled so bad. I asked who the computer belonged to. He said James Budd. I know James Budd, so I said, "wait until you open up the case. It will be filled with cockroaches. I guarantee it." Clint said, "no way." Then he was afraid to open it. But he opened it and he didn't see any cock roaches, but there was cock roach potty on everything. The brown spots were on every square inch of every cable and component of the machine. Next day, he comes to work and there are cock roaches on the bench, cock roaches in the machine, cock roaches being born and crawling out of the machine.
Douglas freaked. Does that surprise you? Then they bagged the computer up tight and set it aside. Clint called James and asked him why the machine was filled with cock roaches. (Like we didn't know why!) James apologized. Well, today your dad got spray and opened the bag up and tried to work on the machine. He was so nauseated from the spray and from the experience, he could hardly function. Anyway, now he is trying to eat lunch. It has been a long, long morning!"

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Dad wanted me to make a song he could use for a flash intro to a website, so I made three short songs. One's almost a soundtrack-ish style, and the other two are techno. They're only about a minute long each.

song 1
song 2
song 3

Current Mood: Printshop Destroyer
Current Music: Creed - "Torn"

Somebody in the paper named their baby "Jaguar Hunter". For a stupid name it's actually a pretty sweet name.

Yesterday. Snowboarding. Rosanne.
This freaking awesome:
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(not to scale)

It's turbo windy outside. Like uber. It was all last night too. And yesterday I travelled to the other house..the weather was normal..I watched corpse bride and then travelled back to the first house..and there were patches of snow everywhere. It was weird. o_O

HAPPY VALEN....oh wait it's 12:24. Okay never mind, I missed it. (ooo, but 12:34:56am is coming up!)

My neck is really sore from headbanging to Project 86 in the van with Andrew, and my jaw is really sore from chewing 5 pieces of bubblicious gum at one time, so basically for where my neck connects to my shoulders, up to the top of my mouth I'm sore. The end!

After cutting up some boxes and disposing of them, I get to assemble a brand new vacuum and use it. That's boring, but the fact that it's new and I will be the first to use it does make me this excited:

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(not to scale)

EDIT: I forgot to give Cory an update on the countdown! Twoooo daaayyyysss.. XD

hmmm..firefly wasn't the cleanest thing i've seen. ..which kind of sucks actually.

(hey cory, 3 days!)

I played guitar on the roof the other day. It was fun. Kind of like fiddler on the roof, but I was sitting, and I didn't have a fiddle. ..and I was playing System of a Down and Creed instead of Jewish stuff. Then it got cold and I quit. More people should play instruments on their rooves though. It's good stuff. Too bad I can't get my entire upright piano up there.


5 days. (cory hasn't been around so I think a countdown is safe *glances around*)

lol, sick of my songs yet? Who knows, I enjoy making them, so I might keep posting new ones until people begin to throw vegetables at me. (or maybe even veggitables!)

Hot Chocolate Pirates


Verse 1:
Brrrr it's cold! It's freezing I say!
A cup of hot chocolate will drive it away
From the top to the bottom and even then some
You'll regain your feeling wherever you're numb
Brrrr how gloomy! Good night what a day!
A cup of hot chocolate will be beauty, eh?
From beginning to end, plus two and a half
You'll be happy and cheerful and probably laugh
Brrrr I can't even go out to play!
A cup of hot chocolate will fix that. Hurray!
From the out to the in, and whatever's between
You'll be quite all up ons if you know what I mean
Brrrr wind sucks and it blows me away
A cup of hot chocolate won't do much but hey
From the north to the south to the east to the west
You'll always be sure that hot chocolate's the best

Chorus:
Blasts out the cold! Powerful stuff!
Drink it with marshmellows! More than enough!
Live and be warm! Fill up your cup!
Drink it right down, show the cold what is up!
Good for a Winter! Hot Chocolate, woo!
Seriously guys, it's the cool thing to do!
Never give up! Drink it again!
It's good for the ladies, and good for the men!

Verse 2:
Better than coffee or any latte
Hot Chocolate owns in every way
Drink it for breakfast or dinner or lunch
Or snack or elevensies, teatime or brunch
Better than pop or soda or coke
Hot Chocolate owns and that's not a joke
Drink it with pancakes or waffles or cake
Or muffins or cookies or donuts or steak
Better than whisky or rum or a beer
Hot Chocolate owns and brings better cheer
Drink it at home or when your with your friends
Or ballgames or weddings or on the weekends
Better than energy drinks a can
Hot Chocolate owns you must understand
Drink it whenever you start feeling mad
Or happy and cheerful or gloomy and sad

Chorus:
Blasts out the cold! Powerful stuff!
Drink it with marshmellows! More than enough!
Live and be warm! Fill up your cup!
Drink it right down, show the cold what is up!
Good for a Winter! Hot Chocolate, woo!
Seriously guys, it's the cool thing to do!
Never give up! Drink it again!
It's good for the ladies, and good for the men!