Hey look, it's my $6.00 coat selling for $50.00! =D

I bought this ridiculous coat at Goodwill for like six moneys. It has 3 unzippable layers, an optional fur collar (with a wrap around feature) an inner pocket on the innermost layer, an inner pocket on the outer layer, the middle layer is an optional vest, and the innermost layer has holes under the sleeves so it too can be sleeveless if you so desire. The outer layer also has zippers up the sides because being able to open the sides of your coat is uhhh...important. Either that or the manufacturers had zippers to spare. It also weighs about ten pounds. I'm even pretty sure there are secret passageways I have yet to discover inside this coat! (And fortunately it works well with the Russianadian Hat, eh.)

Here are some bad quality pictures. =D

Normal

Collar wrapped around (o_O)

Giant zipper

Zipper for the Innermost layer

Zipper for the Middle layer

In my days of playing Roller Coaster Tycoon, I used to make a whole bunch of french fry stands with loads of salt. I'd make the fries all free of charge.

Then I made a whole bunch of drink stands for the masses of now-thirsty peoples. I made all the sodas free of charge! People were getting drinks like there was no tomorrow!

Then I made a whole bunch of bathrooms and charged everybody $20.00 to use them.

Aww, marketing. ♥

Ows. I'm busted. =(

This is really gross. Don't look at it.
This is really gross too. Don't look at it either.

I tried to jump a barbed wire fence last night. It wasn't too high but it was too dark. Since I couldn't quite make out just how much of a jump I needed, my leg proceeded to catch on the top wire and I performed something you might see in a really pathetic slap-stick comedy where I landed with the wire between my legs, getting me all tangled up. The only really bad thing that came of it was that one of the blades impaled into my leg and ran about a 3 or 4 inch long slash through it. The biggest downside of all might be the fact it's such a beautiful cut and yet it's in a location where I can't really show people. >_>

Just my luck.

My car is currently dead, I accidentally broke my new camera, and due to another more different accident, I am at this moment mourning the loss of my beloved best friends: The Sideburns.

But other than those catastrophes, things are alright!

The other day I stomped on a fork (on the floor) with my hand held out, and the fork flipped into the air and landed straight into my hand where I caught it. Everything about it was perfect.

Except for the fact that nobody saw it happen and there were no cameras.

*sigh*