I didn't dress up at all for Halloween, but that doesn't mean I was n*ked it just meands (typo left because it amused me) that I didn't wear a costume. I'm a Jehovah's Witness now, you know! ^_^



(P.S. not really.)

So I ordered some Simply Spray fabric dye. It's beauty! But I also found that cutting things out of cardboard is not for happy times. Even with a box cutter it's a pain.

Anyway, this was my experiment with the spray and it turned out decent, even on a dark shirt. I'll probably write a mewithoutYou line or two on there and maybe inscribe their name on the front with some swirly things if I can get something besides cardboard with which to mask that won't allow paint to seep through. No way in that land of fat people am I going to cut fancy letters out of cardboard. ^_^

Holy Bible, Batman!


I finished reading the ENTIRE BLOOMIN' BIBLE last night! That's kind of a huge accomplishment for me. Me, the guy who almost never reads books unless it's REALLY interesting, finished what is probably one of the hardest of them all. PACHOW!!! One chapter at a time and it only took me six years, lol. Oh dear. Well if I can do it, anybody probably can, so you should all do it. It's beauty.

See, here's the lovely black widow that was about to attack my van...I had Bethany kill it with a 2x4.


And then here's our new McDonalds. It's a bit drafty inside and you have to find a place to sit amidst all that rubble, but they have better service now. ;)



In other news, The Happening really wasn't that bad as far as cinematography and stuff was concerned. It just had a really really really terrible story. =P

So after not being impressed with the movie, I watched to special features hoping they could explain themselves and found this...

Everything bad about the movie was because of George Lucas.
Bugging Spielberg to make a 4th Indy movie: Muchly George's idea
The interdimensional alien mans: George's idea
The son of Indy, who originally was originally going to be a daughter: George's idea
The original title Indian Jones and the Saucer Men: George's idea

Everything good about the movie was Steven Spielberg's idea.
NOT wanting to make a 4th movie in the first place: Steven's idea
Trying desperately to say NO ALIEN MANS: Steven's idea
Turning the daughter into a son: Steven's idea
Making sure the movie actually had a decent title: Steven's idea

So now Spielberg's on my list of forgiven people and Lucas is on my list of fat people.

hey guys, i'm an owl. =(

"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."

Mr. François Fénelon didn't take into account that genders are "equal" now so woman fight in the wars too! All wars are no longer civil omg nos!! =O

I'm pretty sure my mom is listening to rap in the other room. I'm...nervous. I hope she's okay. Maybe it's reggae. o_O

Gerie's gone for another eternity. I am le griefed and shall no doubt remain as such for approximately one week's time. Maybe half a week, 'cause I'm getting better at her being gone.

...also my blog looks terrible on Internet Explorer.

I'm going to see GERIE TODAAAAYY!! KAPOW ZIP PWOING FWEEP!!! It feels like I haven't seen her in 12 years! O_O

The land of the blogs is becoming a desolate and lonely place.



I don't know why I actually put time into editing this photo, but it was fun to do. Here's the original. Bop bop bop.

(click to see their full sizes, you hosers.)

Bwahaha, I was playing Street Fighter II on my cell phone tonight. Imagine the possibilities!

Boring wedding? No problem! Start playing Street Fighter II!
Slow day at work? Easy! Shoot some fireballs!
Long bus ride and you only have a cell phone? Psh! Bust out some uppercuts!
Stranded in your car waiting for a tow truck? Ha! Start trashing bozos!