I don't know how Twitter is cool. o_O

I think if somebody says something offensive to me, I should have the right to deck them.
(and likewise, them to me.)

I was shopping for Japanese stuff online (Just curious as to what they have. They probably have cooler stuff than Americans, heh.) And as I was looking at these weird shirt things...it didn't occur to me until then that Japanese people are generally smaller than us. The biggest size they had was meant to fit a 5'11" guy who was heavier than me. I guess that takes care of that. =þ

Whenever I draw something serious on paper, I always have a burning desire to hit ctrl-z a lot, save periodically, and I get really upset when I remember that I can't select and drag, but rather I have to erase and redraw. It takes so much patience! I bet if I was Asian I wouldn't have any problem with it. T_T

Revamp.

This is cool.

I got some serious rope burn at Andrew's birthday party tonight when I accidentally slid down a giant rope with one hand. My fingers are numb to the touch and they're burning inside. They ends are all white and shiny too. Hurts like a mother. In labor. With doctors beating her with baseball bats.

Wait...eww. Forget I said that.

But we played LOTS of volleyball and it was TRALLIFIC!!

When Bethany and I drive around with our windows down, we like to yell at people and command them to do things they're already doing.

"HEY!!! DRIVE YOUR CAR!!"

"TURN LEFT!!"

"HEY!! GO TO SCHOOL!!"

"BE ASIAN!!!"

"HEY, TALK ON YOUR PHONE!!!"

It sure is fun to have the entire world obeying your every command!

I watched Day Watch last night and the subtitles were interacting with the movie. One guy slashed his sword and it cut the subtitles in half, another person fell towards the camera and it crushed the subtitles over, one person cursed and threw a piece of raw meat against a wall and the curse appeared over the meat in red and splattered with it, another person knocked on the door and the subtitles pulsed with every knock.

They did stuff like that throughout the entire movie, it was BRILLIANT!!

I give The Dark Knight a 10/10 and I have a new favorite superhero movie. However, I encourage you to watch it with no expectations, lest it fail to meet up to your dreams, as hyper-hyped movies so often do.
(Ironman takes a back seat in 2nd place with a 9/10.)

EDIT: I forgot to mention that Andrew brought a Heath candy bar to the show. I was amused. ^_^

So look what I found in Wal-Mart the other day...


(Click to experience then full grotesqueness of it)


(p.s. Artificial blueberries? If those blueberries aren't real, then what the horkage are they? o_O )

We had my birthday party early since people would be leaving for the week. We did some gweat things! We saw H*ckboy II, and it was much better than the first one. I liked it. I got some new clothes since all I had were work clothes, I got two new beautiful big knives (the bottom one is Godzilla and the top one is Hayley,) I got a new backpack, some art stuff so I can start drawing again, and we had Gotham City Pizza, mostly just because I wanted to see the box. ^_^

Here are some pictures.

In other news, our Wal-Mart has been painted orange and brown (why?? o_O ) and the inside has all been rearranged and stuff so we can't find anything. Also, BATMAN'S COMING OUT!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!! I will be there.

I don't know if this is public knowledge or not, but I haven't slept in my bed in months. I've been sleeping on the floor in what is now my ex-computer room for a long time, using a sleeping bag as a mattress. I just like it better for some reason. Well anyway, last night, I was somehow inspired to upgrade from the floor to a bed. So now I've got this fancy new bed that I slept in for the first time last night. It's great! Very...solid. The only problem is it's in the living room. Hmmmm...Also mom says I shouldn't be sleeping on a table or else somebody might come in and operate on me one night. o_O

P.S. Also, my doorknob is now fixed, and we took out my broken window remnants and put up a board instead. My house is almost secure again! ..ish.

I amused myself today by sprawling out on the sidewalk right in front of the Anytime Fitness workout building, and eating some rodeo cheeseburgers from Burger King. I got some weird looks.



Also, "you" should watch Monster House. It's quite surprisingly good.

For those of you who have not yet had the luxury of watching this delightful film.

I was browsing the Internet and stumbled upon a few sites claiming that Sawyer from Lost might play Gambit in X-Men 4. (Why would they make X-Men 4? =P ) I personally don't like the idea of him playing Gambit, so I was daydreaming about who else might do well for the part, and I thought of Johnny Depp. He does everything, I know, but he just seemed to have the right face and hair and stuff. Unfortunately, Johnny's getting rather old, but then....Josh Holloway looks too old as well. This is just a quick photo edit, so there are a few things out of proportion and stuff, but I think it could work. ^_^

Every time I watch The Mask I think, "Man that's a good show!"

I don't have any Cajun friends. =(

Every time I watch the first Matrix I think, "Man....that's a good show." What I hate though, is when DVD menus show a run through of like the entire movie and you see all the epic parts right there at the beginning before the movie even starts. Lame! Furthermore, I hate DVD menus that take forever to get to the stupid buttons.

I wasn't very impressed with Hancock. It had super (pun) potential, but they just didn't really pull it off like I had hoped they would. His character wasn't what I'd hoped for, the humor wasn't all I'd hoped for, the story wasn't really what I'd hoped for, there was some unnecessarily twisted humor I hadn't hoped for, and I guess basically the trailer had me expecting something else. Plus aside from being different then I had expected, it just...wasn't very well made. I can't say I recommend it. =\

Next up...H*CKBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY!!! =D