You know what's painful? Waiting for a girl to get ready for any sort of event you're looking forward to, be it a dance (I don't think I've ever looked forward to a dance, but I WAS anxious to see the girl), or a wedding, or even just dinner. I suppose it's always worth it in the end, particularly if the girl feels good about herself as a result, but pacing around anxious for the occurrences to come, with nothing to do since you're all ready to go and nothing else sounding enjoyable except perhaps for mindless time killers like video games--it can be maddening!

Hi, we're brother and sister!

My F*refox, which supposedly had hit its final update, just installed more updates. o_O


I've never been a fan of workbooks. Like for Sunday School classes and Bible studies and stuff. Why can't we just read the Bible and talk about it? Why do we have to fill in the blanks and write down what we think about the questions in the book? I don't want to hand write my answers and then tell people what I wrote, I want to just say it. Formalities and procedures also annoy me at times. Lets just be friends discussing God's word, not coworkers in a business meeting. =þ I'm sure it's all fine and nothing to complain much about, so long as people are growing. I just like it better without that stuff.

I would love to fast-forward my life right now too. Although at the same time, at least emotions and difficult situations keep my life unboring, eh? Hmm.

Hrm. I've hit the last update for F*refox 2. Now no more updates will be given until I upgrade to 3 and FF2 won't offer anymore phishing protection. ...not that I'm incapable of recognizing a phisherman but still. I don't want to upgrade to F*refox 3 yet frowny face!

Tomorrow I will own a car. And I will love it. And it will be the Buick I used to have. But this time it has a CD player. =D


I'm also getting an electric organ. Some guy I don't know is giving it to me. Does this make him an organ donor?

Our old Computer Place building burned down a few days ago. Actually it looked like it exploded judging by the way the garage door was ripped off its hinges, the metal walls were bent out of shape, and the debris was scattered down broadway quite a few blocks. Now they're suspecting arson? A mystery! I should apply the abilities I've learned from watching Monk and Psych to find out who set it ablaze!

My wrist is still busted but the good news is, we can do some cool things!

Ouch. Punisher: War Zone got super bad reviews. Apparently the movie is a punishment to watch. No pun(isher) intended.

I didn't do anything cool today, sorry. =(

Oh wait, yes I did, but you don't get to know what it is! I worked out some music for one of my songs. And it's really long so I played guitar and sang almost all afternoon so my fingers were fretting (haha!) and my voice was checking its watch. I don't know why it thought we were on a schedule. How presumptuous.

This picture is hilarious.



Just kidding, it's not funny at all. This facebook status made me laugh though...
"Federico is playing barbie princess land adventure on his game girl."

I just inadvertently discovered that my mom has a twitter account and has even updated it once.

Now I feel kind of weird inside. o_O

Fast forward.


dang.

I might be getting a once 800 dollar violin for free. O_O

It's used and might need the strings replaced but my brother-in-law Mr. Ben said I could have it if I want and I've been dreaming of getting a full size violin for quite the times now! I'm so a synonym of stoked! =D

P.S. I'm currently using the gmail theme that changes according to the current weather in your location...and the theme just changed to a bunch of snow. I panicked and looked outside. No snow, but it's REALLY foggy out. Now I'm nervous. =[
...Also, that theme is kind of creepy. o_O

I forgot to mention that we had a private Talk Jonny show at the café last Sunday! It was super great. I think mom should let us host heavy bands there more often. ^_^

For today's invention exchange, I've created the Burger Sub! A very long, very large slab of ground beef, laid to rest within a full loaf of toasted french bread, and decorated with typical hamburger stuff. Hooray!

You know, from human standards, people can get away with just about any kind of dreadful treatment towards other humans, so long as those in power come to an agreement that the afflicted people aren't actually thought of as "people." Abortion's accepted so long as the unborn child is considered a mere fetus (although I'm not sure how they justify things with the new president's ways) and back in the days of slavery the slaves weren't people, but merely property. It's easy! ...and a really pathetic cop out.

I've now seen two burning cars right by the exact same carwash. It's rather peculiar.
Quick, get some quarters for the fire!

First burning car

Second burning car

For today's invention exchange, I have created the Caramel Breakfast Sundae! A rare combination of bacon, egg, caramel, and vanilla ice cream! Unstoppable.

We went to Food Pavilion today and they were having a food drive, so there was a larger delivery truck parked out front. Inside the truck were about 3 or 4 guys with a giant flat screen TV playing some fighting game.

Nobody will mess with me when I'm wearing D'mitraustin, my expensive Russianadian hat and Oblivion, my 8 foot long scarf!

I didn't dress up at all for Halloween, but that doesn't mean I was n*ked it just meands (typo left because it amused me) that I didn't wear a costume. I'm a Jehovah's Witness now, you know! ^_^



(P.S. not really.)

So I ordered some Simply Spray fabric dye. It's beauty! But I also found that cutting things out of cardboard is not for happy times. Even with a box cutter it's a pain.

Anyway, this was my experiment with the spray and it turned out decent, even on a dark shirt. I'll probably write a mewithoutYou line or two on there and maybe inscribe their name on the front with some swirly things if I can get something besides cardboard with which to mask that won't allow paint to seep through. No way in that land of fat people am I going to cut fancy letters out of cardboard. ^_^

Holy Bible, Batman!


I finished reading the ENTIRE BLOOMIN' BIBLE last night! That's kind of a huge accomplishment for me. Me, the guy who almost never reads books unless it's REALLY interesting, finished what is probably one of the hardest of them all. PACHOW!!! One chapter at a time and it only took me six years, lol. Oh dear. Well if I can do it, anybody probably can, so you should all do it. It's beauty.

See, here's the lovely black widow that was about to attack my van...I had Bethany kill it with a 2x4.


And then here's our new McDonalds. It's a bit drafty inside and you have to find a place to sit amidst all that rubble, but they have better service now. ;)



In other news, The Happening really wasn't that bad as far as cinematography and stuff was concerned. It just had a really really really terrible story. =P

So after not being impressed with the movie, I watched to special features hoping they could explain themselves and found this...

Everything bad about the movie was because of George Lucas.
Bugging Spielberg to make a 4th Indy movie: Muchly George's idea
The interdimensional alien mans: George's idea
The son of Indy, who originally was originally going to be a daughter: George's idea
The original title Indian Jones and the Saucer Men: George's idea

Everything good about the movie was Steven Spielberg's idea.
NOT wanting to make a 4th movie in the first place: Steven's idea
Trying desperately to say NO ALIEN MANS: Steven's idea
Turning the daughter into a son: Steven's idea
Making sure the movie actually had a decent title: Steven's idea

So now Spielberg's on my list of forgiven people and Lucas is on my list of fat people.

hey guys, i'm an owl. =(

"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."

Mr. François Fénelon didn't take into account that genders are "equal" now so woman fight in the wars too! All wars are no longer civil omg nos!! =O

I'm pretty sure my mom is listening to rap in the other room. I'm...nervous. I hope she's okay. Maybe it's reggae. o_O

Gerie's gone for another eternity. I am le griefed and shall no doubt remain as such for approximately one week's time. Maybe half a week, 'cause I'm getting better at her being gone.

...also my blog looks terrible on Internet Explorer.

I'm going to see GERIE TODAAAAYY!! KAPOW ZIP PWOING FWEEP!!! It feels like I haven't seen her in 12 years! O_O

The land of the blogs is becoming a desolate and lonely place.



I don't know why I actually put time into editing this photo, but it was fun to do. Here's the original. Bop bop bop.

(click to see their full sizes, you hosers.)

Bwahaha, I was playing Street Fighter II on my cell phone tonight. Imagine the possibilities!

Boring wedding? No problem! Start playing Street Fighter II!
Slow day at work? Easy! Shoot some fireballs!
Long bus ride and you only have a cell phone? Psh! Bust out some uppercuts!
Stranded in your car waiting for a tow truck? Ha! Start trashing bozos!

We went to the Wenatchee Forest today. It was possessing outstanding quality or superior merit; remarkably good, as well as archaic; extraordinary and superior!* Except for this one point when I somehow managed to kick myself in the finger (yeah, I don't know) and jammed the blasted thing. It hurts like a Tuesday smash! Other than that, however, the trip went well and the birds are still singing.

Here, have some pictures!


*(That's the definition for excellent)

There are only a few things in this movie, mostly because I only know a few things and also because I didn't feel like making a big movie. ..nor do I currently have the software for such a task.

It's kind of ironic that I've spent hours learning these moves that really don't look all that hard. ^_^

Check out our new McDonalds! Classy joint, eh? Also, VOLCANO TACO!! Cool name. MUCH better than "Frutista Freeze"

Russian Circles is so wonderful.

I got kicked out of math class today during roll call. Ouch. I made the mistake of sitting up front too. Well I'll show THEM. I'm not going back to that class ANYMORE. Hmph. ¬_¬

I've got a waitress in a box, and a cook on a skateboard, and nobody watching the front! ~Carol Bridges

Perverted people make me really really really mad.

Oooohhh, I dwank to many melonades. =_=

AAHHH I haven't done anything cool lately! Except I drew some pictures I guess. I've been too busy watching stuff. Movies waste time! Maybe I'll do something cool tonight.

Oh but Ethan was here this morning. ...I'm not sure why. o_O We had a big gun fight with Iron Man's legs. He hosed me.

Now for a poetry:
There was a guy 7 years ago
Who copied everything I ever did
He wore my clothes and talked like me
He was a very annoying kid!
I punched him in the face one day
He didn't even flinch!
But that was long ago
And I haven't had good luck since!

EDIT: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! I was just informed that school starts on Monday!! I'm gonna die. T_T

There are zeppelins of people who think that the things which are commonly said or done are cool, and therefore they do or say them too. But often times, things like that really bother me. Usually if I say something and then everybody starts saying it, I think, "Gwah! It's not cool anymore!" and then I quit saying it and start saying something else. For example I have to punish myself anytime I use the word random anymore because it's become super cliché.

But Bethany and I have spent the last two weeks giving each other words and phrases we both hate, and that's made me feel a lot better. ^_^

And now I leave you with...HERE HAVE PICTURE OF A WILD RABID STUFFED MONKEY WITH A KNIFE!! HAHAHA I'M SO RANDOM!!!

Ethan is one of my most favorite people in the world.

So I've actually learned a few longboarding tricks that I can do successfully at least half the time. Now I want to film stuff and pretend I'm cool. But I was scouting Moses Lake's downtown area today looking for places I could use to do tricks and we really don't have much. Not a lot of rails, benches, tables, walls, stairs, etc. Mostly just a few curbs and some barren sidewalks.

I need a better playground. =þ

I think Bethany just likes having boyfriends so she can weird them out as much as possible. I'm pretty sure she stays awake in bed at night just dreaming up new things she can do to make her boyfriend give her weird looks and be like, "What is wrong with you??"

It's actually really funny sometimes. >_>



Also, it's so hard to gain access to styles that are actually good. Like long russian coats and hats and stuff. Why can't Americans be cool? =(

I just realized the other day that I don't think I've ever asked a girl out on a date before. And I'm TWENTY-TWO!! I found that amusing. ^_^


EDIT: I was thinking, if you were to make a professional looking scientific website (or any kind of site really) you could say all kinds of facts that aren't true and people would see your professional site, assume you knew what you were talking about, and believe the fact wholeheartedly. It'd be GREAT!! ...except God would know you're a liar. =(

So I might be getting a new longboard sooner than expected, seeing as how mine was run over by a car today, lol. All that broke was the left front wheel, so I suppose I could just get new wheels for it, but if I'm going to buy a new board here soon anyway...hmmmm.

EDIT: I put the wheel back on anyway, even though the inside was a bit shredded, and it works fine. So I should be okay until I actually save enough moneys for a new longboard. ^_^

Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are both going to be in this movie. And it's a bollywood film. That's right...America's top two muscle bound action stars' first movie together is going to be in an Indian action romance comedy.

It's just not right.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1144804/

Sugar cookies are dumb for your soul. =(

I'm getting an old original Star Trek episode on my TV channel 38 right now, and I don't even have an antennae or anything! I mean...the picture's hyper fuzzy and there's static noise, but you can make out what's going on and hear them talking clear enough. It's amazing! =D

Father Cory hast commanded me thusly:

Bwian Bwian, I command thee to post a picture of you doing one, or more, of the following:

A. Wearing a box.
II. Eating a box. Of cookies.
3. Stomping on (or destroying [or in all other words massacring]) an old computer.

QuizzaPWOING!!!

(click for full size, you hosers)

In retaliation, Mr. Reverend, I command you to photograph yourself--CLIMBING UP A BIOLA WALL!! (outdoors, mind you.) ...and wear something stupid too while you're at it.

Bad news, kids. It's uploaded. =(
(But how can you resist watching it when it has a preview image of Andrew shoving marshmallows into my mouth?)

I threw a tie fighter into a group of storm troopers tonight with the mere wave of my hand. That's right. You need to play The Force Unleashed.

Howdy, homies! Good news from the battlefront! I forgot to bring The Bwian Bwian Show #08 today so I didn't get it uploaded this morning. Maybe tonight or tomorrow.

Also, if you were a blind guy, your wife would have to say, "Does this dress make me feel fat?"

And also, I had something else I wanted to say but I forgot what it was. Soooo just pretend I told you.

I was writing lyrics yesterday and realized that I don't want to vote for Obama because that would make us an obamanation. HAHA!!

In other news, my lovely sister's going to by me a CD. I don't know why, but isn't that GWEAT!!?? I'm excited.

The other good news is that I was pretending to be a whale at the café today and spit a stream of water into the air as I swam across the floor. Bethany didn't approve. =(

Heads up, habaneros! There's a NEW DECAYING LAWN SONG OUT!! You can either head for the hills or check it out at our purevolume site. ^_^
(Also, there are some songs from our first album that weren't previously available online, and as a bonus feature, they're all downloadable! KAPOW!!

Hardcore Jonny Talks Too Much by Decaying Lawn

So I woke up this morning in my morning jacket (lol I just wanted to say "my morning jacket") and boy, was I hungry!



I staggered into the kitchen and opened the fridge...


And I suddenly remembered what I'd bought the day before! The amazing Jimmy Dean's Blueberry Pancakes & Sausage On A Stick!!


KAPOW!! (artificial blueberries, by the way)


I opened the box and took one out. They were individually wrapped, so I sliced it open with my morning knife, Hayley. (she's also my afternoon and evening knife)


It looked terrifying. It was more burnt colored than the picture on the box. I didn't see it spotted with artificial blueberries either.


Never the less, I slid it into the microwave and let it go. (Hey, I didn't know I had more fly swatters. I'll have to put those away later.)


Afterwards, I sat down, ready to eat. I was nervous...


But I took a bite. It was....interesting...


I decided to drink a Berry Blue Koolaid Squeezit with my thing 'cause I thought, berry blue...blueberry...close enough.


In the end, I decided they're not too bad after all! Maybe my expectations were so incredibly low that even dirt would've been surprisingly good at that point, but really...not that bad!


And that's the tale of the pancake sausage corn dogs. THE END!!

This would make me want to watch the Olympics. ^_^

This is my latest best friend, Serendipity. She's the pwettiest bird in the whoooooole world. ^_^

Gerie's moved away and I have a dreary year of school and work ahead of me, after a much loved 3 quarter hiatus. It will be....difficult.

In other news, I found this amazing book laying by the road when I was skating to work today, so I put it in my backpack. What a find! What a treasure! I'm tempted to actually read it.

Chronicles of Ancient Darkness
WOLF BROTHER by Michelle Paver

Six thousand years ago. Evil stalks the land. According to legend, only twelve-year-old Torak and his wolf-cub companion can defeat it. Their journey together takes them trough deep forests, across giant glaciers, and into dangers the never imagined. Torak and Wolf are terrified of their mission. But if they do not battle to save their world, who will?

Maaaaaaan, I've finally got a few longboard tricks that I can actually execute successfully while surfing down the sidewalk, and it feels SUPER!! It's almost as if I look like I know what I'm doing. =D

I want to get a more expensiver one now. Something really long, a little more like this design, where its nose and tail go past the trucks but its wheels stick out the sides so I don't get any wheel bite. >_<

I learned how to do the splits today. My longboard taught me. I'm pretty darn good at them!

Also, I carved a dog out of a potato today.

This would be so utterly fantastic for me...except it's like $18,000 a year. >_>

EDIT: Link fix'd.
Academy of Art University...but online!

Longboarding downtown on a Sunday is so wonderful. You can just cruise down the streets as fast as you can go 'cause there are almost no cars around. It's beauty!

I saw a hutterite with a bluetooth device today. It was funny! =D

I don't know how Twitter is cool. o_O

I think if somebody says something offensive to me, I should have the right to deck them.
(and likewise, them to me.)

I was shopping for Japanese stuff online (Just curious as to what they have. They probably have cooler stuff than Americans, heh.) And as I was looking at these weird shirt things...it didn't occur to me until then that Japanese people are generally smaller than us. The biggest size they had was meant to fit a 5'11" guy who was heavier than me. I guess that takes care of that. =þ

Whenever I draw something serious on paper, I always have a burning desire to hit ctrl-z a lot, save periodically, and I get really upset when I remember that I can't select and drag, but rather I have to erase and redraw. It takes so much patience! I bet if I was Asian I wouldn't have any problem with it. T_T

Revamp.

This is cool.

I got some serious rope burn at Andrew's birthday party tonight when I accidentally slid down a giant rope with one hand. My fingers are numb to the touch and they're burning inside. They ends are all white and shiny too. Hurts like a mother. In labor. With doctors beating her with baseball bats.

Wait...eww. Forget I said that.

But we played LOTS of volleyball and it was TRALLIFIC!!

When Bethany and I drive around with our windows down, we like to yell at people and command them to do things they're already doing.

"HEY!!! DRIVE YOUR CAR!!"

"TURN LEFT!!"

"HEY!! GO TO SCHOOL!!"

"BE ASIAN!!!"

"HEY, TALK ON YOUR PHONE!!!"

It sure is fun to have the entire world obeying your every command!

I watched Day Watch last night and the subtitles were interacting with the movie. One guy slashed his sword and it cut the subtitles in half, another person fell towards the camera and it crushed the subtitles over, one person cursed and threw a piece of raw meat against a wall and the curse appeared over the meat in red and splattered with it, another person knocked on the door and the subtitles pulsed with every knock.

They did stuff like that throughout the entire movie, it was BRILLIANT!!

I give The Dark Knight a 10/10 and I have a new favorite superhero movie. However, I encourage you to watch it with no expectations, lest it fail to meet up to your dreams, as hyper-hyped movies so often do.
(Ironman takes a back seat in 2nd place with a 9/10.)

EDIT: I forgot to mention that Andrew brought a Heath candy bar to the show. I was amused. ^_^