Don't you hate it when you think you're watching a potentially cool movie, only to find out you've wasted your time? *sigh*

This movie is depressing. =(

I think if people get smoking breaks from work, I should get play-on-the-Internet breaks. I usually take them anyway and mom finds out and gets mad, and in fact, I'm taking one right now and I'll probably get busted soon, but still. I should legally get them since I don't smoke. =P

I want real live Wolverine claws so bad. I don't care if I can't heal up real fast, I wants 'em anyway. =(

I loooooooove to eat foods and play games!! =D =D


At Faith's birthday party last Sunday, people were given assignments to fill out stuff about Faith. Mom was assigned to write a story....



Faith Appreciation Night

Assignment:
Describe an imaginary "worst date ever" for Fath.
"Mr. Wrong" takes her out- where does he take her, and what do they do? Please write as if it was an entry in her diary.
(NOTE: if the guy in your story is Darren, you automatically fail this assignment)

Dear Diary,
Tonight I (Faith) went on the worst date of my life. I went on a date with a younger man. His name was Brian Bridges. He looked like a very handsome guy I used to know- it was almost like he was a brother. Anyway, Brian came up to my door in a Spider-Man shirt. We went to the curb and there was his big white van. In the back of the van were 13 dead computer monitors his dad wanted him to take to the dump. He said he was waiting to see if someone would steal them and then he wouldn't have to go to the dump. He said it had worked once before. When I asked him where we were going, he said we were going to a dance, or maybe a concert, or maybe to go play video games with some of his friends. I GROANED out loud when he said video games. He said he didn't have enough gas to get to the friend's house anyway, so we went to the dance. The band was so loud I couldn't even hear myself screaming at him to get me out of there. When he climbed up on a tall guy's shoulders and started dancing up there, that's when the authorities threatened to throw us out. I was so embarrassed. When he tried to get me to go into the mosh pit, I knew we were not going to be dating long. We finally left. I told him I was hungry. Why I ever confessed that, I don't know! He said he didn't really have money, but he had an idea. He took me to a place he said he could afford. It was his mom's café. We came in a back door through a computer store. I had to make my own sandwich and he insisted I wear gloves to make my own food. We ate in the dark because he was afraid that if he turned on the lights, customers would try to come in. Then he said it was time to go home because Andrew, his buddy, was coming over to play guitars and drums. He wanted me to join them. I said no, thank you. When he dropped me off, he said, "well, we didn't have much fun, did we?" I said, "no" so he said, Bye. Then I said, "Bye."

This episode makes me cry! It's so happy! :')



And this one is really funny. XD

Dude, I'm seriously surprised I didn't have nightmares about Hairspray last night. That show was messed up, man.



...no really. I wish that my eyes had never beheld it and that my ears had never be...heard it. >_<

XD

Sleepless In Seattle: The Thriller

School of Rock: Hide Your Children

Must Love Jaws: A Touching Comedy About Friendship

The 10 Commandments: A High School Comedy 3000 Years In The Making (zomg swearz at 1:05)

Dumb and Dumber: The Horror!!!

AOMG BOMG COMG DOMG EOMG FOMG GOMG HOMG IOMG JOMG KOMG LOMG MOMG NOMG OOMG POMG QOMG ROMG SOMG TOMG UOMG VOMG WOMG XOMG YOMG ZOMG SHOMG CHOMG WHOMG SCHOMG THOMG!! (that should cover most of it.)




(creepy p.s....jokey kind of reminds me of marilyn manson in a couple parts. o_0 )

Soooooo Decaying Lawn has made their (our) own version.


Carol of The Decaying Bells

Hahaha!



I'll probably have to get married later. I don't really want to. :[

*le sigh*

Dabow! Something really creepy is going on. I keep seeing these strange people walking around town talking to....nobody. o_0 Like seriously, they're all over! You know what I think? I think they're being mind controlled! I have yet to discover who is behind it, but I know how they're doing it. You see, everybody I've seen being mind controlled has had a strange device on their ears that looks something like these...

BUY!
OBEY!
PANIC!

I've thought about calling the police, but they'll think I've gone crackers! I might try to snatch one of the ear devices and maybe take it apart. We'll see.


Seriously though, you might want to keep an eye out in your area...this could be bigger than just Moses Lake...

Dude. This is a pretty sweet music video.

There are now a total of FOUR CHRISTMAS songs that I like! And this latest one isn't even Carol of The Bells! Nay, it's PWOJECT 86!!

They only have it on Mice Pace though. =(

http://www.myspace.com/project86

Hi Sarah.


Hi Allie.





P.S. Can I have your stand up bass? I'll only play the best of songs on it. =D

Oh my word, that post was making me gag at the mere thought of it. *shudder*

Whatever Kristen had and whatever Bethany got, I now have. I ctrl-z'd my foods through the night. I just want to say, I feel really really bad for all the ladies that spawn new characters into the first person adventure of life. I hope I never have a baby.

Tonight, due to lack of happenings at the Café, I decided to invent a new sandwich for my dinner. Are you for this? Dundundunnnnn...IT WAS A TRIPLE DECKER WITH WHITE BREAD. IT HAD ROAST BEEF. IT HAD CORNED BEEF. IT HAD BACON. IT HAD MAYO. IT HAD RANCH DRESSING. IT HAD CRANBERRY SAUCE. IT PROVOLONE CHEESE. IT HAD PEPPERJACK CHEESE. IT HAD OLIVES. AND IT HAD LETTUCE. SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS BOLD AND ADVENTUROUS, IT WAS DISGUSTING.

It didn't help that I was also drinking some chocolate root beer that I'd made. I finished about 3/4 of the sandwich and about 1/8 of the chocobeer. omg. I'm feeling sick just writing about this. I think I need to crawl into bed and whimper until I fall asleep or die. >_<

Why is the graffiti in Moses Lake so terrible!? It's just squiggly lines, there's no artistic ability anywhere! And the gangs themselves are such posers! Like "Base Boyz" for instance... What kind of name is that?? Sounds like a 10-year-old thought it up! Psh. Stupid poser gangs.


Also, there are now a total of THREE Christmas songs that I like! Carol of The Bells, Metallica's version of Carol of The Bells, and now....THRICE'S version of Carol of The Bells! Woohoo!

If you've ever wondered what I do when I'm home alone...This is completely live, unrehearsed, and unedited. I wouldn't normally post something like this but....I am. XD

Godzilla Dog

P.S. The song is a parody of one by Rihanna that I'd thrown together. I'm not really a Rihanna fan though, don't worry. >_>

Thus far, this month, these are the searches people have used to find my blog...


"i was floating in a peaceful sea, rescued by a sinking ship" (mewithoutYou lyrics)

biritney sipey

manly superhero names

please tell my butler that for breakfast, i shall require...

translation to poem: maybe dats your pwoblem too

Those are all so cool! =D


OMG LOOK A POYPLE STORE!!