I made a new friend tonight. His name is Manwell the Manly Mantis. He's a Christian! And he lives in Moses Lake. Beauty.



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"thanks for quoting everyone but me!!!!!!!" -Kristen

"What other virtues do girls have besides crap?" -Miss Camarata

These make me laugh...HI!


"Ah.. Steak.
There should be more steak in the world." -Elyse

"This is my favorite quote." -Brian Bridges

"Dude, I loved that Batman song. I want to frame it and hang it above my life because it was NEAT!" -Bethany Bridges

"I haven't watched Episode III yet. I don't want to see Padme crying in seven different outfits." -Kaitie Merker

"This is number X-V-I-I...ecksvai. Like the ecksvyles." -Father Cory

"That is tighter than spacepants.
...wait, did I just say that?" -Jesta Flash

Me: How hot is Cory?
Ben: About as hot as a fat, sweaty, hairy trucker guy with no shirt on in 120 degree weather eating a giant doughnut and singing "thank God im a country boy!" off key.

Hugh: "It's 100% silver"
zAny: "...except for the holes"

"What are the businesses begonna come?" -Chris Boyer

"KwizzaPWOING!!" -Greg Boyer

"The other day I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, 'Dude, you have to wait!' " -Mitch Hedberg

"We must remember that art is art! ..but then again water is water! And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does!" -Groucho Marx

"The teacher threw a rubber banana at me today" -Brian Bridges

"'Hey Mr. Donut Head Man, who's tryin' to kill ya?'
'I dunno, but they better not!'
*stab*
EAAHHHH!! OOHHHH THAT'S NOT GOOD, I'M NOT HAPPY, OOOHHH NOOOO!!!'" -Garth

Charlie: eat a sandwich!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: be a table!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: lick your teeth!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: ...

Aaaaaand one more song on Purevolume. Meant For Something Else, aptly titled because Charlie wanted an ending line for some lyrics of his and I wrote a bunch of lines, then he managed to write one of his own, so I took all my lines, modified a couple, and turned them into a DL song. =þ It's only about a minute long.

Hi!

I spent my entire splattering weekend acidicly recording glass-shaped songs for the always blooming Decaying Lawn. I'm such a hippopotamatically dedicated member.

Anyway, I don't believe we shall be releasing them all until the album is finished, sadly for you AND for us, BUT there's a new one on Purevolume.

Slaughterhouse Splattered Without Remnants of A Dying Myth


...which happens to be the song that started it all
O_O

Economics, Golf, Math, Sociology, and cooking at a restaurant. This is not going to be a fun Fall.

...except for golf and maybe cooking. We'll see. Not looking forward to the other stuff though. =[

So I did my Command Thee pic, and I kind of hated it. I'll probably try again. Hi.

I'm being forced at the end of a large green fist tonight, to look into school stuff for Fall. Drrrrr. School. I want to play. =)

I finally had to charge my six keytar batteries the other day. They lasted a long time! Seriously...this instrument just keeps on astounding me. O_O

My keyboard is slowly dying though. Some of the keys randomly don't play at times. =(

I'm wearing a booze shirt. >_<

I shall soon have the entire Blindside album collection, minus like one old EP but I'll have all the songs from it, so really....everything. And soon all I will need is the first Project 86 album to own all of theirs. Beauty, eh?

That's all. Tune in next time for another exciting installment of the The Bwian Bwian Show!

Bethany (after reading me a poem): Do you understand it?

Bwian: ummm....YES!

Bethany: It basically explains why all of Edgar Allen Poe's stuff is so morbid. He was an outcast all his life.

Bwian: Ooooohh. Edgar was just an emo.

Bethany: No, he was brilliant!

Bwian: He was a smart emo.

Bethany: They don't make those!!

Cancel that, I shan't be seeing Hotrod and it no longer has any form of recommendation or approval by me k bai.

*leaps out a window*

I can't sleep!

I'm really really hungry!

It's never too late for brilliant lyrics!

there, strapped like a watch on my wrist
that's finished with gold but can't tell the time
was all or what little pleasure exists
seductively sold and uselessly mine
-Aaron Weiss

PWAH!!

"I command thee to take a picture of thyself sitting in a box with thy lower appendages (legs) saran-wrap’d together. Yes. Thus saith I." -Thus saith him.

AND THUS I DO.



Cory, I command thee to take a picture of thyself playing the guitar with your teeth...IN A VERY AWKWARD PLACE!! (thus saith the bwian)

Our latest song is up! PACHOW! Elyse "wrote" the lyrics. We wanted her to write a song, and then after talking to her for a while, we took the stuff she'd said out of the chat log and made those the lyrics. Charlie recorded the music, and I did the vocals. If you don't know anything about Decaying Lawn, you can either read about it on our purevolume page or go check out this more humorous version...

Now then. Go listen to PACHOW and check out our amazing photos while you're there. ^_^
Decaying Lawn


PACHOW

That's the title of the song.
It will be about how I make guys feel uncomfortable.
lol
Yes.
I should go find Owen.
He's probably lonely.
So I'm taking him to college with me.

All of them..
So many.
Peter...
Ben....
Um.
Um.
Um?
Am I missing anyone?
Oh yes. We did talk about Cory.
I didn't talk about Rosanne.
She's not a cute guy!!!

lol
Psh.
Anyway.
Brian asked me if I named Owen after Mr. Wilson.
That should be a part of the song!!!!!!!!!!
Like a line.
Then "anyway"
EXAMPLES FROM MY LIFE!!!!!!
Duuuudes.

All of them..
So many.
Peter...
Ben....
Um.
Um.
Um?
Am I missing anyone?
Oh yes. We did talk about Cory.
I didn't talk about Rosanne.
She's not a cute guy!!!

Like the 3 Bible college student guys..
And Calvin.
And Tyler.
And how awkward they all looked.
"anyway"
it'll be good, guys...
Buuuut....
Owen is lonely and I aaaactually kind of want to go to bed.

(This song should be heard from the P.O.V. of a girl)
AAAAAND if you don't want me tooo diiiie.
Then you should let me go and get sleep and recover from this nose issue.

What song?
Sorry, I int interrupted you.
Umm..
hm.
Int
Brian.

All of them..
So many.
Peter...
Ben....
Um.
Um.
Um?
Am I missing anyone?
Oh yes. We did talk about Cory.
I didn't talk about Rosanne.
She's not a cute guy!!!

(This song should be heard from the P.O.V. of a girl)
AAAAAND if you don't want me tooo diiiie.
Then you should let me go and get sleep and recover from this nose issue.

What were you going to say Charlie?
Umm.
You love me?
Weren't you being serious then?

(This song should be heard from the P.O.V. of a girl)
AAAAAND if you don't want me tooo diiiie.
Then you should let me go and get sleep and recover from this nose issue.

Brian where are you?
Not deeead.
Cooooome back Brian!

Vocals by Brian Bridges
Music by Charlie Garcia
Lyrics by Elyse Snelson

© 2005 - 2006 Decaying Lawn

Hey look at that bird! ...no wait...that's a plane. ...no..no, that's my nephew! O_O

Well, Pete and I saved Asgard tonight. Now we're tired.

Andrew and I made a punk song about Moses Lake last night and tonight. It's pretty great. We've just played it live though, no recordings. Sorry.

Pete and I got to talk for quite a few hours this week too. He's a cool hoser.

I worked at the fair serving ice cream for 5 hours today. It was...ack! But it's just warm-up for the restaurant next month. I cringe.
Going back tomorrow to work another 3 hours. Hrm.

FINALLY found a way to get the Mel Music Videos onto the computer. They'll be up on YouTube whenever Chris gets around to it, and sadly for us, I don't think he considers it as high a priority as we do. =P

I used to not take much notice of them, but now...The White Stripes amaze me.

Jack just rips on the guitar. I love this song too, and his guitar distortion is so turbo.

I just ate some Hawaiian volcanic cane sugar and it was weird. I'm also drinking a mysterious can of Sanpellegrino Aranciata that I found in the back room of the store. It's really gross.

I want to see Hotrod.

Ben's married. It's weird. I saw Pete. He's weird. I brought home a cake. It was weird.

It's the Bwian Bwian Show!
It's the Bwian Bwian Show!
It's the Bwian Bwian Show!
It's the Bwian Bwian Show!

*hops around*

Doot doot doot doot!

*waves arms*

You know how Spider-Man would lose his powers in the comics when he got sick? Well I'm sick and I've lost some of my powers. It's rather annoying but I've been quite the klutz. Just in the last 10 minutes, I've spilled screws everywhere, measured 2 things wrong, and broke a glass container. =P

Mom ordered a box of bread from whatever food company the restaurant orders from. Do you know how inviting a box full of various types of bread is? It's great!!

Last night, Chris and Andrew and I watched Robot Monster and Manos: Hands of Fate. Those two movies and Plan 9 From Outer Space are each argued to be the #1 worst movie of all time. It's actually a really difficult decision to say which one is the worst. Needless to say, they're good fun to watch...in a strangely painful way. ^_^

Mi zapatos de diez dólares es ruindo.

Mom keeps sending me to Ace Hardware to buy one or two things like every other day, and almost every time I go, the same girl is at the register. She'll probably fall in love with me soon if she isn't already (she probably is), and she probably thinks I'm going in and buying random stuff just to see her. =P

The ML Quizzer Guys are losing a man to marriage this weekend. It's sad, really. Ben was one of the strongest pillars, upholding all that is smooth, and now he's going away. =(
Mel will be at the wedding though. XD
And I'll finally see PETE again!! Woo!!

Ummm...that's all.

Look up in the sky. Do you see the gray clouds? Do you notice the world losing its saturation as the sun is blocked from view? Do you know why there is such gloom over the land?

It is because soon...we shall have to say goodbye to the Chimo Van. It needs new ball joints and replacing them would cost a little more than my keytar, so the best thing to do is just save up a bit more and buy a car. (with a key...so a keycar. HA! *cough*) I will really enjoy having a car for a change...in fact I'll probably love it to pieces and want to drive all over the place and take turns really fast. ...but even so, I'll miss the Glory of the Chimo. Not to mention all the money I had before the purchase of a car. =\

Prepare yourselves, gents...for our ONE MINUTE LONG MOVIE! Yeah, it took us 18 hours to film about 45 seconds of animation. Aww, the joys of stop-motion. =P

Small Quicktime (1.98MB)
Small WMV (1.08MB)

High quality H.264 and WMV versions up soon...

I went and got semi-super sick, and now I'm off to go make a movie and eat Tim's. I'll still enjoy it, but blimey, I wish I felt better. =_=

Hahahaha!!


My nephew is an amazing dancer.

I was driving to work today. Isn't that a cool story? No, I was driving along, and I pulled onto the highway. As I did so, I saw a dog in the middle of the road, rolling around in some roadkill. It was really gross and really funny at the same time. I swerved around him and he walked out of the street before anybody nailed him but ummmm...yep. The end.


(P.S. Looks like I've got the cell phone until November now. Oooooo.)

Got my creation pictures back. They're really lame. XD Silly throw-away cameras with no zoom abilities. Oh well. I'll upload them anyway. Maybe tomorrow.

Brickfilms is having their annual 24 hour movie making contest on Saturday, so Chris and I will be at it again. Looks like more pirates are in store...

Please pray for my mom. Bethany got her a myspace account. -_-