I got my food handler's permit today. It was ummm...exhilarating. I also got my license renewed. The picture is funny. I look like I'm off in space daydreaming about...something. ...or someone. >_>

ALSO! The Chimo van is now officially mine!! Woohoo?

This picture is funny.

This place is awesome.

This picture is brilliant.

Tonight, my friends and I were at a restaurant and I put a sealed-up creamer package in my water glass, and I was just drinking it, lalala, and then the waitress came along and started to give me a refill, but she saw it and said, "Oh...there's cream in here." And then she didn't refill it! =O

Is there a rule I don't know about that if the customer puts a creamer package in his/her water it means he/she doesn't want a refill? =P

We considered buying a Wild Thing today, but it really wasn't as good a deal so we bought a plainer, cheaper, yet better one. Then we went out and played LUMBERJACK all afternoon!! =D

We have a wireless Internet antenna on this lady's house but her trees were in the way, so dad and I took our new CHAINSAW!!! and dropped about 8 of them. Man, lugging those trees around had me beat. It was an entertaining job but that CHAINSAW!!! is not to be toyed with. It was cutting through those trees like butter.

And naturally there were a few times when I took some of the de-limbed trunk pieces and turned them into guns.
12:38 AM Bethany: oh my
did you ever grow up? ;)

And also naturally, throughout the day as I wielded the CHAINSAW!!! I kept thinking these two things: "Groovy." and "Hail To The King, Baby!" ...if only I'd had a sawed-off shotgun.
=D


CHAINSAW!!!

SIX HUNDREDTH WEBLOG ENTRY!!

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Five!

Six!

Everybody start naming off ridiculous and absurd foods!

I'll start:
Dolphin Pizza.

The wedding was filmed nigh-flawlessly (except for this one part where I fell down the stairs and hit a wall. ..And everybody heard me. *cough*) and at the pizza party afterwards, I got to hang out with Hugh's lovely and charming new step sister.

...


Not a bad evening. XD


(Amber's coming tomorrow! Super excited!)

This is really funny. ...and oldskool.

I've upgraded to dual-monitors. Es muy muy bonita! And I'm filming Hugh's mom's wedding this weekend and editing it on my computer, so I'll be able to take full advantage of the second screen. Beauty. =)

Everything is meaningless. All that matters is that we be thankful for what God has done for us and that we worship him. The things of this world go away to nothing, so they really don't matter at all.

At times I have to remind myself of that, though I have a hard time comprehending it and living by it.

I made another song last night. ...a bit of a rap, actually, but more with voice acting rather than rapping. All music, lyrics, and voices were done by me. Click the title to download, of course.


Batman vs. The Joker

Intro:
Joker - Harley, will you make me a sandwich, and uhhh...fetch my largest pop-gun. We're going to have some fun tonight
Harley - Sure t'ing, mistuh J.! Where we goin'?
Joker - We're going to town to pay Batman a visit! Say...be a dear and fetch my purple coat too, would you?
Harley - Anyt'ing for you, Puddin'!

Verse 01:
Joker - I've got a plan, a BRILLIANT plan
About how I can kill that pesky Batman!
He's ruined my life and all of my jokes
And it'd sure make me laugh to see Batty boy croak!

I'll lure him with bait (some poor sap to be sure)
And then tell him to meet me at a quarter to four
And when he shows up, I'll tell him, "You're through!
Who'll walk out of here, this girl, or you?
Surrender yourself or the weasle goes pop!"
Then I'll point to the rope that'll make the girl drop
To the floor far below where she'll splatter like pie
When it's thrown in the face of some innocent guy

Harley - Here's your stuff, Mr. J.!
Joker - Why thank you my dear,
Now lets go get our girl and wait for Bats to appear

Verse 02:
Batman - Alfred, tell my guests I can't make it tonight
Alfred - Very good sir, but why?
Batman - Bat signal's in the sky
It's probably the Joker with another mad scheme
Alfred - Well, Master Bruce...have a nice evening

Batman leaves and gets into mobile...
Later - Joker?
Gordon - AHH!! You scared Batman
Yes, it's him, go as fast as you can!
He's taken my daughter and left you this note
Joker echoing - Dear Batty, come quick or I cut the girl's throat!
Just kidding, you know that I'd never do that
Instead I'll drop her ten stories, KER-SPLAT!!
Batman - A quarter to four at the Gotham clock tower
Gordon - Batman, that leaves you with only about half an hour
Batman? Where'd you go? I hate it when he does that...

Verse 03:
Batman - Joker, show yourself now!
Joker - Batman it really IS you, holy cow
It's been a long time
Batman - A month and six days
Joker - Aww, so you really DID miss me, hurray!
Well come on up here and we'll catch up for a while
I've got some jokes that'll make even YOU smile!
*Door opens and Footsteps sound*
Harley - I can hear him on the stairs, he's coming this way!
Can I cut the girl now, can I please, Mr. J.?
Joker - Not yet, pumpkin.
Harley - Oh please say I can!
Joker - You're more impatient than a...
Batman - Joker...
Joker - Batman!
You're looking as depressing as ever
And you're 3 minutes late! But better late than never
So look who I've got, it's Gordy-Boy's daughter!
And you have to surrender now that I've got her
Because if you don't, my sweetie cuts the rope
And my suspended victim no longer has any hope
Harley - Can I cut it now, huh? Can I cut the rope, please?
Joker - No, Harley, I'm amazed at how impatient you can be!
Now as I was say...Batman? Where'd you go?
Harley - Look Mr. J.! He's untieing her ropes!

Verse 04:
Joker - Stop! Stop it, you'll spoil my fun!
Batman - There, you're free...now RUN!
Joker - No! Curse you Batman
Harley - Yeah!
I wanted to see the girl splat!
Batman - The Jokes over Joker, and here's the PUNCHline! *punch* *crash*
One that's sure to knock out even the Crown Prince of Crime
Harley - Well, gotta go!
Batman - You're coming with me
Harley - Oh gee, how lucky can one girl be?

*door slams*
Joker - Well here I am, back at home sweet home
Sitting in a room with padded walls, all alone...
I'll leave this place soon and rescue my beauty
AND TOGETHER WE'LL FINALLY GO KICK BATMAN'S BOOTY!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I had no clue today was Father's Day until my mom came in to call me to lunch and mentioned it. I'm so clueless about dates.


We went to the park today. There was a camera involved. These are the results.

Piiiiictures


EDIT: Oh and last night I got to see Ben Talbot's recolored Nerf gun (which is as long as my keytar, has two clips, a scope, and the front piece can come off as a muzzle-loader handgun.) I got teary-eyed when I saw it, it was so beautiful. Now it just needs a CO2 tank on back. ^_^

Fantastic Four twoooo. Amanda was there so I sat next to her and hit on her a lot. So my movie experience might've been helped out by that. XD

But anyway, I actually liked it quite a bit! There were a few cheesy lines and moments, but at least they were kind of humorous. Some of the cheese was brought about because they stayed true to the comic book though (like the Fantasticar that breaks into different pieces). Galactus being a storm cloud worked out okay, even if it was still rather disappointing.

And best of all: Silver Surfer was super super super cool!! If I could make myself look like him, I totally would. He looked awesome. =D

The movie's style and humor was the same as the first one, but this movie was definitely superior. It may not've gotten the best reviews from the critics, but I rather enjoyed it.

Ummm...




I'm going to see Fantastic Four 2: Rise of The Silver Surfer tonight, even if they DID make my Aunt Galactus a storm cloud. Hmph. I'll let you know how it goes.



Oh and this afternoon, I looked outside our store at the clock, and there were two guys sitting on it, waving to cars. Both of them were wearing Santa hats and yelling "Merry Christmas" and one of them had a flowery dress on. Aww, Moses Lake people. I'm sure it's caused by the water.

Tonight I stood on top of the Statue of Liberty's torch and watched the sun rise up from the horizon, lighting up New York city and glistening in the ocean below. It was quite a site. I managed to get a couple pictures. I also got one of me on Lady Liberty's face. =)

Everybody's like, "Dude, you don't have a cellphone!" and I'm like,

I just make this face and suddenly, the ladies are all up ons!


Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

I told my mom I wanted the pink Mohawk but she said it'd cost extra, so I just had her do a regular cut. Sorry, guys. Maybe I can photoshop one for you.

I accidentally flexed my pinky and my whole shirt ripped off today at the store, so I had to go around all afternoon with my muscles bulging out for all to see. *sigh* What a nuisance.

Stomach has been hurting all day, and as a result, I've missed out on a bunch of food that I really wanted to eat. Shaft. ¬_¬

You know what's also lame? When you dream about a bunch of crazy-good food and don't get to eat it! Almost makes me wake up in tears. =P

I need to get a haircut. Any suggestions?

LAN party was tonight. Super fun.

I realized something coming home though...not a very pleasant thing either. I kind of suck at video games. I love them and I play them a lot, but I haven't like "mastered" any. I used to be excellent at Smash Bros., but then everybody else started playing and I became just average. Same thing happened with Call of Duty. I'm pretty good at Mario Kart Double Dash, but only because I've memorized the levels and shortcuts. I have a reputation for being really good at Total Annihilation, but I think it's exaggerated. ...plus that game is rather old. I just don't think there's any game that none of my friends can beat me at. How lame! =[

At least I can do stunts better than any of them.

As of about an hour ago, I haven't slept in approximately 24 hours. I'm planning on going to Jacob's house this evening, and then to a late-night LAN party tonight. ...and I have to work tomorrow.


So if you don't hear from me again, I just want you to know it's 'cause I'm dead.

We've been using the graffiti application to draw stuff on people's Facebook* profiles. Here's a collection of our drawings.


Anyway, I just drew this one and I'm really really pleased with how it turned out. I kind of want to hang it up in my bedroom. XD




*(not advertising facebook. it's for losers. ^_^ )

Say something random!!

Yesterday afternoon I watched Finding Nemo and then last night I watched Over The Hedge. Man, comparing the two, Over The Hedge was really really really not very good at all. The models were impressive, but the animation was quite lacking. The voice acting wasn't that great, the dialog was poorly written (in my opinion), nothing was very creative or funny, and it all felt a bit fake. ...and kind of boring.

Dreamworks just doesn't have what Pixar's got. =)



I was hitting on girls in my dream last night. Weeeiiiird. o_O

Today I walked around town while carrying $12,300.00. I'm glad I didn't get mugged.

LOOK! This guy completes all four challenges of "ninja warrior", a TV show that had 2 winners in 17 seasons.

ENSALADA DE FRUTA FRESCA! QUE SABROSA!


I played my last volleyball game of spring quarter today. I shall miss it. T_T
Spanish final's at 8:00 in the b**sm morning, but it's my last final and then school's out forever until Fall! woo.

Last night, at midnight, I was practicing my aerial cartwheels outside in a huge lightning storm. The whole sky was lighting up over me like every minute or two, and I almost had the aerials figured out, but I'm still not sure how Heidi does it. I think I just need a lot of speed, then a jump, and then a decent bounce that jolts my legs over. I can almost do it one-handed but I can't go hands free yet. Hmph. =\

The lightning was turbo though.




This is my LAST week of school! ...and then I get to work full time. It never ends. -_-

Remember the cricket in my room that was annoying me to no end with his incredibly loud leg griding? I would've killed him but he was always hiding under stuff...

Well today, right as I was about to put on my shoes, he jumped out of one and scared the galletas out of me!! So I brutally murdered him and oh man, it felt good.



Oh and today in church, Jacob and I were downstairs, and for some reason, there's a HUUUUGGGGEEEE TV down there complete with a PS2 and some dangerous animals hunting game. So Jacob and I were playing it....Jacob was walking around through a hilly terrain and we were just talking, lalala, and then suddenly a GIANT bear burst out of the bushes and started charging us, and so we started screaming like a couple girls and Jacob was running backwards shooting and missing, and the bear started swiping at us and oh mother, it was scary!

...I'm not sure what the people upstairs thought of our screaming though. But dude, it was intense. We walked out of that room shaking.

I worked on my final art project today. I have to finish it by Monday night. Shouldn't be a problem though.

Observe.

Concert pictures!

Brian: Will this paint come off my pants?
Mom: It'll take a bit of work, but yes.
Brian: What kind of work? Yard work?
Mom: YEAH!!
Brian: ...fortunately I don't care what my pants look like.
Brian walks away with painted pants
Mom: Rats, I was hoping I had a good deal there.


Look at my Domonose: