Well, true believers, I was climbing around my bedroom walls last night because I was bored and didn't want to do homework. I took some pictures just for fun.

Siper01
Siper02
Siper03
Siper04
Siper05
Siper06
(And no, these are not touched by editing. ...except for a photo-soften to lose some grain. I really am Spider-Man, you silly.)

Oh yeah and last night, Kristen found a Leatherman Poser™ under the cushion of our Goodwill chair, so I got a free knife*! =D

*(/pliers/bottle-opener/filer/saw/axe/drill/jackhammer
/chainsaw/trout/beef-stick/katana/lightsaber)

Excelsior!

It's time for some out of context quoting from recent chat logs!!

Charlie: I have a mysterious bone that like pops out of my jaw or something
me: want to borrow my pocket knife?
Charlie: yes and no
me: dude you just hosed yourself
Charlie: that can't be good
me: I'll tell her.
me: you're just a meany-pants
Charlie: YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME
me: hmph

Gerry: Is it raining?
me: heh, nope
me: the teacher threw a rubber banana at me today
Gerry: Ugh. You are teh fired.
me: ah, beauty
Gerry: Yeah... I like to cloud gaze... :)
me: lol excellent
me: have ummm...fun with that. ;)

Charlie: hi dad
me: wow, you're such a romancer
me: now send that to all the girls you know

Gerry: I'm a ninja.
me: do they have a lot of seeds?
Gerry: Yes. They are helpful to release hyper-ness.
me: that's like hugh
Gerry: YES.
Gerry: That's gross.

Charlie: ok well if you'll excuse me I have to write a song involving bethany and a flying hippo
me: use tape
Charlie: um ok

me: lol, don't worry, I think I'm incapable of swearing. ^_^
Gerry: Good for you Brian, you have been blest.

wraithleader0: you do great girl scream
me: lol well the only people I talk to are you and Charlie
wraithleader0: haha how mad was your sister over the using her account thing?
me: she didn't say anything about it
wraithleader0: she is hotter then your mom so yeah sorry
me: I see
wraithleader0: dude she can draw better then you too
me: yep
wraithleader0: literally
wraithleader0: but she wont go out with me
me: hahaha

Charlie: I love you my sweetie sweetie swizzlehizzle!
me: wow
me: Now I'm hungry. =(

me: Good heavens
me: I HAVE LOVE LETTERS TO WRITE!
Gerry: ....
Gerry: I need to go..

Gerry: BRIAN!!!!!!!!
me: ELYSE!!!!!!!!!
Gerry: I'm collapsing on the keyboard.
me: (lol, yeah I've experienced that)
me: (...except with girls ^_^ )
Gerry: LOL
Gerry: Yes....

me: (wow this lag is killing my spelling, heh)
Gerry: Yes...Sad
Gerry: Hey, here's some cheese for you.
Gerry: And I mean that in the best possible way.

And now, this last one is so bizarre that I'm not even going to quote it out of context. I'm just going to post it exactly as it is:
Charlie: agh no
me: gwah
Charlie: is it the one?
me: it just might be!
Charlie: aww
I'm offended by that
I miss you!
me: that I left you for like 2 seconds
heck?
Charlie: eat a sandwich!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: be a table!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: lick your teeth!
me: i can't =(
Charlie: ...

Some guy in the computer lab just walked up and handed me a turtle brand skull cap like I use for snowboarding to go under my helmet. He said he found it on the floor. I just bought one of these on my last snowboarding trip and it was like $30. O_O

That was REALLY weird but I'm definitely not complaining. =)


EDIT: Hmmm....it appears my background is missing. Mayhap I shall find a new website to steal bandwidth from. ^_^
EDIT 02: Oh heck, I'll just use Cory. XD

I sliced the pineapple. Look how huge it is, it's almost as big as my veiny upside-down head! (which is kind of like Pineapple Upside-Down Cake) It's so turbo. I haven't eaten a pineapple in a long time and woo. Beauty.


(click if you want to see my creepy veins in their full majesty)

Sweet Jumpin' Jamba Juice, my mom just brought home the biggest pineapple I've ever seen! O_O


I have almost finished recording some weird guitar music, but I don't have any words. Therefore...Give me some song ideas and whichever one I like the most, I will use for my weird guitar music.

EDIT: It's not a heavy song (I mean it's acoustic for goodness sake.) but would be nice if I could have something in the topic to kind of yell about. ^_^ Also: It's kind of depressing minor music, so a sad or spooky or angry topic would be best. Maybe semi-Zombie Sheepish or something. Except not quite. But yes, minor key.

If all goes well, I'll be taking more Spanish, Watercolors, and something else this Spring quarter. (en la primavera.)

Concerning the test...
Don't read this if you plan on taking it, you cheater! =)


Most everybody said I didn't get hit in the face with a knee board, but the truth is, I've never sliced my hand open while jumping a fence. In fact, I still have a scar on my lip from the knee board incident. I was pulled off by a boat, and when I turned my head around, the board came flying at me and smacked me right below the lip. Ow. I bleeded.

Many people said I don't have a manservant, but I do indeed have one and he too was featured on the Miller Brother's Christmas album. I don't have an airsoft gun.

I have never been to Twisp, but I HAVE been to Mount Rushmore.

I really don't like Slipknot. Bleh.

I wrote a song for Mel back in the quizzing days about getting a CD stuck in a drive, because that happened to her. And in fact, she discovered that there were not one, but TWO CDs stuck in the drive! Wow.

I have never read Essential Wolverine #1, but I'd like to. And no, Kaitie, as much as you want everybody in the world to, I've never read Pride & Prejudice. ;)

And the last one that most everybody got wrong was the food. I haven't eaten Doritos and pink frosting. I ate Oreos and ranch dressing.
...it wasn't a bad guess though, because Greg and I WOULD'VE eaten Doritos and pink frosting if there had been pink frosting at the party. But there wasn't. =\

tbbtttttttttbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb ttv, ,,cd
(Ethan wrote that.)



Too many people get divorced. I hate divorce. I know there are rare occasions when it is perhaps...necessary? But most of the time it's selfish, heartless, and cowardly, and it ruins everybody involved.
Never get divorced!


But on a lighter-hearted note: cweepy!!


Create your own Friend Quiz here

Charlie and I wrote a metal song. It's pretty much the greatest song ever. It has an essence of Norma Jean about it. I'll probably make an album cover later.


Artist: Decaying Lawn
Album: Fury of the Traitors
Song: Slaughterhouse Splattered Without Remnants of A Dying Myth
=======================================================
they all go around in a circle, each person writing one word
days flash by and there's no sky to see
darkness ensues, her eyes like fire
what are you looking for?
crawling, bleeding, finding nothing
and yet with such elegance, slashing out the depths
the wolves prey tonight, they prey tonight
oh what a way to die, oh such an end
they all go around in a circle, each person writing one word
false alarm, go back to your hole
it's over tonight, for now
attractive, attention-grabbing, remarkable
and yet I cannot see it
learn what he's really thinking and what he wants - no more confusion‼

My master taught me a new character‼ It's alt+3+5+5+9+9+5+5‼ Now I don't have to type ! twice, because that's too hard‼ I'm just going to use this handy keyboard shortcut for all of my exclamatory needs‼


您是紫色手肘。‼


oh and this goes out to all the girls I know: alt+3 + alt+33

I drew this tonight.

(click for full size)

Cory might like this. ^_^

Mom wanted me to draw the clock outside our store to use it as a logo for something she's going to do. It's not incredible, but I wasn't displeased with how it turned out:

Freakiness aside, this drawing es muy chévare! Whoever did it probably has enough talent to fill the Grand Canyon*. I mean, jeeze, look at the detail on that thing! O_O

And remember, kids...YOU GET A BIG DELIGHT IN EVERY BIT OF HOSTESS CUPCAKES!



*(Tidbit: Not many people know this, but my mom created the Grand Canyon!)

I left my Cory Valentine picture at home because I was thinking Valentine's Day was on the 15th. T_T

Oh well, you can have these instead.
Valentine's Day? GROSS!!

I Wuv You.

So....need a valentine?

Also, give this to a loved one.

I found a picture like this on a Jones Soda bottle. I tried it. It worked. It's cool.

Holy Useless Talents! This is awesome!

There's a lady nearby who is in a movie making class. Poor lady has to use Windows Movie Maker. That's like being in a digital art class and having to use MSPaint. Anyway, she doesn't know about file types, she didn't know how to find the Movie Maker program, she doesn't know how to maneuver through folders and drives...She probably shouldn't be in a computer class yet. =p

I got my hard drive back today. Hopefully it's all fixed now. Beauty. Time to re-download Supreme Commander (since it FAILED last time) and hopefully install and run it.

Bleh. I've been a tad sickish for a couple weeks but now I'm starting to feel it. =P

Yesterday, it had rained all the night before. I went to church and the WHOLE parking lot was full of cars so I decided to park in the gravel. Little did I know, it was a gravel swamp. I drove on in, and close to the back my van stopped moving. Oops. It was like quickgravel out there, heh.
But then my mom came and pulled me out with her BARE HANDS. It was almost too easy.

(actually Jacob's dad used his suburban. but mom could've done it just as well.)

Hoo baby, I needa get me a pair of these!!





I'm uhhhh...I'm being sarcastic, by the way. ;)

There's no way around it. If something says "Sugar Free" I WILL taste the sugarlessness. I've heard it said to me before, "ahh, you can't even tell." I can tell. It's gross, dude. =P

I have a nack for getting myself in trouble. Anyway, the other day Hugh gave me some worship music chords/lyrics and I was playing them. Stuff from our old youth group. Some of that stuff is actually pretty sweet. Like not just "gee, sounds the same as all the other worship music" but it actually sounds good. Beauty.


...I kind of miss youth group. =P

Well, I setup an Acer laptop with Windows Vista Home Basic. Not all that exciting, really. But then, operating systems rarely are, heh. It kind of looked like a Mac operating system with a Windows layout.

Maybe I'll get it with a new computer in 5 years. =P

My SuperBowl Sunday was spent sleeping, eating, and soon I shall write an essay. I'm such a wild party animal.

I bought some NEW ten dollar shoes. Now I'm waterproof again.

I really need a band and a recording studio. Maybe I'll just learn how to get things out through drawing.

...but then I don't get to scream into a microphone...

Cory, may I come live at your house? =\

Dude, for a free OS, Ubuntu's pretty sweet. You can just put the CD in and it starts right up. Then you can install it later if you want. But that way if you just want to see if a computer works with an OS and everything, you can just run a live CD instead of having to spend forever installing something.

Highlights from Andrew's camera long ago...

Andrew the Hippy!
Jedi Power
KAPOW(er)!!!
Sealed in
Veins of POWER