STORY TIME!!

So we had to take Kristen back to work in Snoqualmie (100 mile drive) yesterday because her car got hosed so her and bethany and dad and I all went.
On the rainy way there, our windshield wipers died and so dad stopped in Ellensburg to fix them, during which time we all went and ate. Dad fixed the wipers and we continued on, until we got to I-don't-know-where but someplace on the freeway not too far from our final destination. There we came upon a ridiculous line of cars that went for like 10 miles or something crazy like that, so we stopped and waited. And waited. ....aaand wwaaaaaiiiited. We dialed the 511 (pass info) number and they said there had been a turbo wreck, but you'd think they would've gotten everything out of the way so that freeway traffic continued. We waited some more. And some more. We played cards. We talked about numerous things like how gross it would be to throw up some jalapeno hotdogs.

About 3 hours later traffic was moving again. Good grief. So we drove on and never saw any signs of wreckage. No cars, no glass, no tracks, no emergency vehicles, nothing. (well we did see a lot of snowmen that people had built during the 3 hours) So naturally we were like, "ehhhh...what the heck?" and finally we arrived at the Family Pancake House (where my sister works) and we ate there. One of the waitresses said she'd heard that the stoppage of freewayness was caused by police checking for chains, but the problem was why would they stop all that traffic for three hours, and why didn't we see any checking and...yeah. I really don't know what we were waiting for. There were lots of other slippery adventures though, and we saw about 1 toppled semi, and maybe 6 or more cars that had spun out of control on the side of the road. Not good traveling conditions at all. But we're alive. ^_^

So we made a 200 mile trip and it only took 12 hours! Beauty, eh?

(ahhh, mom just said postage was going up by 2 cents! =O )

My old watch band broke so I got a new watch and kept the old in my pocket, but just now my new watch broke so I took the old watch and put it on my new watch's band so now I have an old watch on the new watchband and the new watch in my pocket. Weird.

I believe I'm going to go see The Lion, The Witch, and Canada today. I don't look forward to paying 6 bucks but oh well. Legos are fun. I shall return to playing with them now.

Bethany came in while I was playing video games and told me she just lit her arm on fire. She said she was lighting a candle and the sleeve of her sweater caught fire and scared the badoogles (yes I believe she said badoogles) out of her. I've eaten too much junk food. I might die. Someday. ..also my fingers are really sore from playing too much Playstation Twoses. Playstation controllers are my least favorite kind.

Awww, Christmas Eve. Darren and Faith are coming over (with my cute widdle niece of course) and we're going to play games, and eat food, and play games, and open presents and have a blast, and it will be great. Did I mention we'll be playing a lot of games?

Well I believe it's safe to say that yesterday was one of the best days ever. That is all.

Only like 3 and a half hours or something!! Woohoo!! I would be gone already but Karl said he'd be about 40 minutes late. Ooooh well.

I think Kitty just ate a candy wrapper. She'll probably hack it up later under Bethany's bed or something. bleh.

Heh, somebody just called and said, "hi brian, is your mom up yet?" and I said, "uhhh...she already left." and he said, "she already left. Okay thank you"
Hung up phone, waited a beat, and heard mom's cellphone ringing in my pocket so I took it out and said, "...and I forgot to mention that I have her cell phone" and he said, "ah you have her cell phone. *slight laughter* Okay then, goodbye"

Current Mood: A Lantern of Watermelons
Current Music: Blindside - "Put Back The Stars"

Well I've succesfully applied for Home Depot, so we'll see if I win or not.

Edit: One more daaaayyyyy!!

What's this!? 2 days!? Could it be that I'll actually get to see Rosanne this week!? Oh em GEEEEE!!!!

Weather forecast says we should be getting something called "Snow pellets" this afternoon. Wonder what that'll be like. =þ (maybe they're be like small prepacked snowballs ready to throw, just catch one and launch it. That'd be sweet.)

Hey look another story! I just got a haircut...but BEFORE that I was in the other house with bethany. She was reading a book in the computer chair and I was right next to her in the big foofy chair attempting to stand on my head (while in the chair of course) and I accidently kicked the chandlier that I'd forgotten was above me and it came swinging down, right by bethany's head, flinging glass light-cover-things everywhere (none broke) and getting dust and dead moths all over the upside-down me and my foofy chair and freaking the doodles out of bethany. I accidently squooshed a dead moth in my hand. Eeeeeewwww! The end!

The other night at dinner, I poured myself a glass of water. Isn't that fascinating? Well then later I picked up the glass to take a drink and I was kind of daydreaming, and I unknowingly/unthinkingly tipped the glass before it had actually reached my mouth and it kinda poured all over my plate. The end!

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All Christmas cards printed, cut, folded, and ready to sell. We'll see what happens.


MUFFINS!!


Current Mood: Greenish-green Hello Kitty Pencil Peelings
Current Music: Lucas Bischofberger - "Follow The Falling"

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I just had a thought tonight. Why would it be wrong to take advantage of the nonsense people buy such as "art"? I can't even remember how many times we've gone into museums or art shows or even just restaraunt places and seen these stupid pictures selling for huge money and said, "Oh man, Brian, you can draw way better than that!". It always happens, but I never really thought about actually drawing something lame to sell that somebody might think was really good. I mean there are lots of incredible pictures out there that I couldn't even hope to duplicate or do something as good, but there are also a lot of pathetic things that people have done and sell.

Actually drawings are usually pretty good. Paintings are where the slop is usually at. Throwing together "abstract" colors and calling it art. One of the reasons I wouldn't want to do it is because I wouldn't want a reputation for making ugly stuff, but who says I need to sign it, lol

I don't know. I'd probably feel kinda guilty. I don't know if I'd have the nerve to do something like that. (but the thought of making money off of something easy and thrown together is pretty tempting if people will actually go for it.)

Here's some of the kind of stuff I'm talking about
$50-$300?
oh how...amazing.

$50-$300?
Talent!

$150-$285?
wow, uhh...beautiful?

$50-$230?
That's pretty cooool.


I wouldn't even need $50-$300! If I just made $10 I'd be impressed, lol
It's pretty silly. I don't know if I could bring myself to do something like that though.


(One day though, I do hope I am able to draw things as amazing as this! I am in awe. This is true talent that I admire!)

This is kind of funny

Hushai told Zadok and Abiathar, the priests, "Ahithophel has advised Absalom and the elders of Israel to do such and such, but I have advised them to do so and so." -2 Samuel 17:15

lol, such and such, and so an so. Weeeiird.



Josiah's family has to do something dreadful with their house. I think they have to smash through some of their cement to get to a sewer pipe, and do some kind of maintenance on it. I'm sure mom could just go over and smash it all up but she might take the whole house with her. Dad could probably do it safely but he's probably busy or something. I miiiiggghhht be strong enough to smash through, but I'd need some gauntlets or something to prevent my hands from getting all busted up. That'd be hard work even for a human spider.

There were 700 people at the play tonight. Full house...or church. It totally wasn't worth missing out on seeing my favorite peoples though especially since my part is only for laughs and actually doesn't contribute much to the story. ...and it was really hard to act because I'm supposed to be laughing my head off but I was naturally not in the mood (partly because I've done it a million times already).

There was one good thing though, I hardly had any makeup on tonight.
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Current Mood: Spoonful of Lava Lamps
Current Music: Project 86 - "The Hand, The Furnace, The Straight Face"

Sometimes I wish I had my mom's power.

Hahahahaha, okay so I logged into myspace (it's worthless, but I have an account so that I can view other people's) and I saw somebody had sent me a message. It was Nina, a girl that used to go to College Group and she was friends with my friends so thus she kind of became my friend..ish...kind of. So anyway I ended up going to her myspace site and I was looking at her pictures and what's this? A picture from when she went and saw Star Wars! And who's that behind her?

ZOMG
Now whoooo could that good looking guy be? lol oh man I'm so lame. XD

Head-dude's wife just called and left a message on the machine stating that Mr. Previous Groomsman who was possibly going to play my part isn't going to be able to do it. I'm not giving up yet though, lol

Darren took all the Godzilla movies when he left for College (I guess they are technically his, except I think I own maybe like one or two but yeah, heh) so I haven't seen them in quite a few years. BUT Josiah borrowed couple of my favovorite ones from a friend of ours, and now I have them and I just watched one and it was wonderful! Terrible acting, terrible dialogue, terrible story, terrible special effects, and great memories from when I was a kid (of like 10 or 12 XD ), it was great!

There's a bird outside eating my dog's food.

Current Mood: Widescreen Candle Swingset
Currently Listening To: Adventures In Odyssey (oh hush, you. XD )

Two shows down. Trevor said we're halfway done. I'm hoping I'm all the way done.

I just watched through the window as my dog killed another bird. She'd pin it to the ground and anytime it got away she'd catch it, pick it back up in her mouth, and return to the place of pinnage. Fortunately it was only a quick moment before the bird was dead. =P

*sigh* I'm growing awfully tired of this.

So I went into the makeup room today and the lady said, "Oh...are you going to be in the play? I thought you weren't going to be able to do it" and I said, "No, I'll be in it this weekend, it's next weekend that I'll be gone." and she said, "Oh. Well I crossed you off the list" So I got my makeup on and thought, "wow, that's a good sign maybe this Christopher guy really is going to do it!" and so Trevor and I asked Ken (the MAIN head dude, lol), "Is Christopher going to be able to do my part?"

"Nope. Scott (whoever that is. one of the other leader guys I guess) thought you were going to be in all four showings so he told Christopher not to worry about it."

I almost died. So later I asked, "Sooooooo...is Chris able to do it or can he actually not?" And he said, "Well he'll be available but I don't know if he can relearn all the lines in a week or not." AERLGIHJSRTGLKJSHNRFT

So before I left, I found out who Chris was and I went up and asked him, "Do you think you'll be able to do my part?" And he quite hesitantly said, "..." and I guess he's willing to try, so we'll find out later (gads I'm tired of this last minute waiting stuff) if he can pull it off for sure or not. He'd better. *sigh*

AHA!! I swung open the door today to find the ground was completey WHITE! And there is snow falling quite heavily too. And I'm gonna have to drive in it tonight. *sigh*

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Current Mood F4 Volume Control
Current Musid: Family Force Five - "Kountry Gentlemen"