I spilled syrup in my lap and on my chair and on the floor the other night. Pure brilliance.

All I can remember from my dream last night was being chased by the cops in my incredible Buick Century, then having to kill some evil queen lady and her apprentice under a bed to save my friends. I killed the apprentice by throwing a deck of cards on her, thus melting her, and I killed the queen by stabbing her with a couple pool cues a few times. It was really weird.

And now there is a thunder/lightning storm outside so I'm gonna go out with the dog and play ball while watching the lovely flashes in the sky.

(oh also, my dog howled kinda like a wolf today at some mexican lady. It was really weird. I've never heard her do that before.)

Current Mood: Child Care Sledge Hammer
Current Music: Blindside - "Pitiful"

Chaos. Chaos chaos chaos. Middle Schoolers are insane. The all nighter at the church ended just a bit ago and so I haven't slept for about....almost 24 hours...(I didn't get up very early yesterday) Somehow I'm not very tired but if I lay down I'll be out in just a moment. The night was mostly packed. Gym Dodgeball, Capture the flag throughout the church, Assassin throughout the church, movies, food food food, intense (sloppy) worship in which I played keyboard, and...more chaos. If you want every single detail, I'm sure my sister will post all you wanna know and then some in her blog. Meep. I'm starting to get tired just sitting here and typing. Maybe I'll do a bit more stuff and then go to bed. G'knight.


Current Mood: Zombie tusk monkey snorkel yellow
Current Music: Blindside - "Pitiful"

Today I have to go do some movie editing stuff for Youth Dynamics and then it's to the church to practice for worship because tonight is the middle school allnighter at the church. Bwahahaha. They're gonna play video games, gym games, assassin, and more stuff. Hopefully I'll be allowed to get in on some of it. Middle Schoolers are cool. (dispite the fact that most of my middleschool friends are in High school now)

How do you keep germs from spreading?
Make them wear a girdle! HA!

That is all.
Current Mood: Demolish the motherboard of doom
Current Music: None. Listening to Abbot and Costello

Today my dog brought me a box of tea. She carried it over and dropped it at my feet. I was quite surprised until I saw that it had a rubberband around it. I don't know why she likes rubberbands, although she does like me, and Cory says I'm a rubberband. Hmmm. It was pretty funny though.

Our house is a turbo mess right now because we've got a bunch of my grandma's stuff here. We're gonna have a garage sale though. (but we're not really selling our garage) And now we've got a record player again. Record players are great fun for everyone!

Your beauty will cough in my raincoat.

Current Mood: You'll get used to those.
Current Music: Spider-man MTV series theme music

I ate pizza.

BUICK BABY! HA! It was my grandmas. It's a blue Century. I don't remember what year it is, but it looks a lot like this:

It's almost hilarious how granny it is right now, but it's a blast to drive in comparison to the big van I've been driving. I took it cruising throughout the base taking turns real sharp and stuff. It drove beautifully.


YEP! I'm off.

Current Mood: SPIN MOVE!!!!
Current Music: 12 Stones - "Home"

I'm considering fixing up our yard and our house over the summer. (for money of course) I don't like yard work or things like that and I don't like bugs and I don't like working in the hot sun....and I don't like being outside when the neighbors are out there...but it may get me some money, some muscles, and some uhhh....MUFFINS!

So I'm considering it.

Anyway, since you've probably got nothing better to do, go prank call this number. Right now. Go.
(253)-225-1625

Current Mood: Squeeky Rubber Doorknob
Current Music: POD - "Sleeping Awake"